donia and thrace? what even is that?! you're hardly even listening! how could we lose this?! (breath quavers) i said "we." yeah. you do that sometimes. (exhales) i'm so sorry. i am one of those moms. i like it too much when you win. i really love lording it over the other moms. (chuckles) well, in our house i'm kind of your only source for that. you're telling me. haley e-mails me pictures of her nails. and luke asked me if he's part owl. he does get his head pretty far around. alex, i'm so sorry. it's okay. maybe you do put pressure on me, but it's nothing compared to what i put on myself. i guess i needed somebody to blame for what happened today, and there you were. you know i'm in awe of you, right? (both chuckle) come on. i know a back way out of this place. wait. don't you have to return that? no way. i paid good money for this. we're taking it down the waterslide. okay. how can she not be here, either? this is hopeless. (sighs) have a little faith. did the jews give up when the egyptians chased them to the banks of the red sea? how do

you know all this stuff? was i the only one listening to uncle menachem's toast? well, i'm glad it worked out for the ancient jews but at the moment i don't see god doing me any-- look! (speaking inaudibly) (manny gasps) i'm not gonna embarrass you, but you got one minute to get out of here. you, too. it's for the best. all this sneaking around was kind of weighing on me. let's just grab our gift bags and go. no. i still have 50 seconds. excuse me. hi. my name is manny delgado and i've been searching for you since you smiled at me in the lobby today-- maybe even my whole life. it's too late for us to have the magical night i was hoping for but it's not too late for us to have a memento of what might have been. i'll be waiting.

(sets brake) okay, mitch-- too late. not interested. (doors lock) now listen. okay, you know what? i'm just gonna go out the back. door, sunroof-- all on lockdown. okay, look, that guy you met today-- (sighs) he is a shrink. but i don't see him all the time. you mom and i saw him a little before the divorce. but every now and then something comes up for me, and i go in for a tune-up. if you're waiting for me to ask what's going on with you you just better keep waiting 'cause i learned my lesson. i'm down about something-- something i knew was coming, and now it's finally happening. we're turning my office into the nursery today. you've been moping around like you lost your platoon over a room? not just a room. it's the only place in this house where i can still close the door and read a book or have a drink. everything in there was mine. ah, who cares? everybody's got their problems. (doors unlock) no. (lock clicks)

you know, i can still open my door. you just locked yourself back in. look, dad, i... (sighs) i had to give up my home office for lily's bedroom and i was upset about it, too. wasn't hugging bunnies but... all right. i-i realize that it wasn't about an office or a room. it was about how lily was gonna change everything. but once we got her in there i don't know. i-i just-- i never looked back. yeah, i guess i'm just nervous about everything, you know. yeah. thanks, kid. you know, i'm just recalling me grumbling about giving up my mg roadster when you and claire came along. great car. no backseat. isn't it funny? the stupid things that we think-- she was my baby. (under breath) are so important. i guess all told we had about 50 chickens. maybe 115 head of hogs. let's see, 55 cattle. oh, you know what'll be fun? let's see if i can remember all their names. there was... (to the tune of "twinkle twinkle little star") ♪ albert, lisa ♪ ♪ steph, and mike ♪ gloria! no, gloria!

gloria! mm! no. i do not want to hear one more story. i am going to take a nap now. okay, yeah, sure. whatever you want. this day's about you. mm. just one more thing-- no, no one more thing! i just wanted to take a picture, you know, to commemorate our special day. okay, fine! take the picture! no, not here. the lighting's terrible. i was thinking we could take it... (singsongy) in your new nursery! (groans) (gasps) no, cam. no. but, gloria, come-- somebody has to tell you this. no. you try to control everything. you take over people's lives! it's always too much with you! you know, maybe we should talk about this out in the hallway. why, because there's gonna be better lighting over there? you're doing it again, cam. you're doing it again! aah! you're right. i am too much. i do control. i do barge. i'll have my friend abelard come back and paint over it. so this is why you kept me outside all day? so that your friend aburar could come and paint a present? yeah, rather than getting you a gift off your registry like a normal person. (voice breaking) i'm so stupid. i love it!

you do? it's just like you-- full of color... and life... and love. (gasps) oh, i really did think you'd love it. what's going on up here? what the... i told cam-- i told him that's a lot to put on someone's wall. hold on. i like it. really? oh... thanks, cam. you actually-- makes it easier to give up the room. (inhales deeply) (man on tv) that ball was still live... wow, that's close. guy was an inch out of bounds. oh. (man continues on tv whistles blowing) time-out. (exhales deeply) you know what? i'm not gonna be able to relax until i get this out of the way. (laughs softly) dishwasher. (dishwasher whirring) pretty cool, huh? yeah. it is. um... hey, do you think... oh. mind if i freshen this? yeah, yeah, yeah. allow me. wow. your hand's shaking. remember, dave it's just a game.

(both chuckle) (barking) (barking) oh! oh! oh, god! oh, my god! (chuckles) my gosh. oh, come here. it's all right. i'm--i'm just a little wet. oh, no, you're drenched. you can't sit in that. you know what? take that off. i'll throw 'em both in the dryer and get us a couple of clean ones. okay. yeah. well, i guess this is something we're doing. (cheering on tv) interception! interception! oh! come on, buddy! come on! come on, buddy! come on! come on! come on, buddy! touchdown! yeah! (both laughing) how exciting is this?! oh, it's been so long. (tv turns off) what's happening? uhh. nothing. oh, my car keys. shoot. the tv went off. oh. must have screwed something up. you know what? it doesn't matter. there's another one upstairs. how about we head up to the bedroom for some halftime festivities? oh... okay. let's do this. (barks) (growls and barks) i'd forgotten how much fun this can be. we should make this a regular thing.

phil, phil, wait. uh, i think i'd better just head home. (sets glass down) what? i'm just coming out of a long-term relationship and i guess i'm still pretty fragile. i-it's not that i haven't had a-a great time. not at all. hey, i get it. i've spent a few nights in heartbreak hotel. if there's anything i can do... (sighs) you've already done more than you know. (kisses) (door closes) huh. ohh...

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. you're watching a brain surgery being performed by neurosurgeons in brazil. listen to what's going on in the background. ♪ >> somebody is playing the

guitar. and singing. >> no. >> oh! that is so cool. the doctors are trying to figure out what part of his brain shuts off the music? >> that's partially part of it. >> doctors, i've had this song stuck in my head. can you get it out? >> this is 33-year-old anthony dias. he discovered he had a brain tumor two weeks after his son was born. his motor skills and speech were affected. the doctors discovered the tumor that had to be removed. here he is in surgery and they let him bring in his guitar and sing. when people get brain surgery they use anesthesia but you're not put under where you're asleep. the brain has no pain censors so you can talk to your doctors and this is helpful to them so they know if there's been injury to the areas of your brain that control your speech or your movement. >> wouldn't you freak out while you're there? brain surgery happening, you get to the chorus and you get into

it and you move. the scalpel goes the wrong way. >> wouldn't this help you relax and take your mind off the fact someone is poking around in your mind. >> no! it's freaky. >> what if the music just stopped and the doctors are like [ laughter ] >> older brothers, either love them or -- >> you love to hate them. >> for reasons like this. ♪ >> this is why mom doesn't [ bleep ] love you! >> ten seconds of internet gold. >> this is why mom doesn't [ bleep ] love you! >> boiling down siblings in one video. >> that is a blank, not firing a gun in the house. he's firing a blank but totally

terrifies his brother and it's brilliant. that's funny. so is this. taking a brilliant disney movie scene and ruining it. ♪ i love your ♪ [ laughter ] >> i know exactly -- >> this is from "the little mermaid". ♪ part of your world ♪ [ laughter ] >> i thought he looked quite lovely on the rock. ♪ your world ♪ [ laughter ] >> we've seen a lot of pregnant videos and some people like to drag it out. this couple was like no let's cut to the chase and make a simple cake. one thing they didn't plan for was the future grandparents a little slow on the uptake. >> no. >> so they bring out this beautiful cake. it's pretty cool.

they have got the whole -- you have got five sonograms. you've got vegas baby at the top. >> vegas baby! >> wow, take a picture of it. >> what are the things on it? >> what's in this? >> what are those things? >> alligators aren't they? >> or a snake? >> they try to give them an extra hint. they have a backup plan. >> these where the cake cover is. >> is there a bun in the oven? >> yes, gail there is a bun in the oven. it couldn't be more obvious. >> a bun? that's what it is the extra bun? >> she's more concerned about there's the missing bun. >> my gosh. >> knew the bun was miss. >> she should have considered -- >> just considered the parents i think. >> yeah you have to know your audience. >> i don't get it.

>> a bun in the oven? >> what? you're going to have a baby? >> well done grandma! >> congratulations. >> my dad is like he knows what we're talking about. >> why not just get a cake that says we're having a baby. >> they're going to next time believe me. >> dressing up like a bunny to get some simple scares but instead -- >> they got something big. >> ah! >> see why this joke ends with a daumic twist. >> no please. >> plus they're on an atv ride and realize -- >> shucks it's a dead end. >> see how this couple just rolled with it.

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shucks it's a dead end. so he decided to just back up and turn around. >> oh c'mon. >> go, go! >> they ended up rolling over the wife managed to jump off but he ended up under the atv. >> are you okay? >> yeah i'm fine. i'm good. i'm good. >> i'm underneath the atv. maybe get it off of me. >> how is their ride is it okay? >> well fortunately the atv was also okay. now he said that this happened because he tried to terribly maneuver k turn which means you have to back up your atv in a spot where you can proceed forward. >> trying to pull off a three-point turn. >> he recognizing it was poorly maneuvered but he posted the video probably just as a reminder to everybody don't do it like this. >> you okay? >> are you okay? >> yeah, i'm fine.

>> this video looks fun except the guy in front of us is his first time out. what do you expect to happen? yeah. basically the poor guy seems to be okay but you can tell he's nervous on the bike. i'm going to cheer this guy on. he fell down and he got back up. well he did get back up. got on the dirt bike and kept going. you know what he kept going, didn't he? >> he picks it right back up. gets on that darn dirt bike and falls again. >> oh dude! >> maybe it's the clutch issue. >> yeah maybe. >> pug heaven. ♪

>> we have been seeing a lot of the prank videos and wondering when it was going to go too far. this is a video where they're pulling off a relatively simple prank. dressed up like a giant bunny rabbit and trying to scare people. it comes to the turn of michael. the guy said give it a couple more goes maybe they'll get something. they not something big. this moment he jumps out, gets a bit of a reaction but the reaction keeps going. suddenly everybody is running across the road. and the next minute or so of the video is pretty dramatic as they're trying to get help. we see them all jumping in the car. as they get to the hospital they

try ringing the friend. she has distressing news. >> what? >> michael clearly distressed. in fact starts breaking down. >> not right now, please please! >> i was talking about a prank going too far. the prank is on michael. >> i figured that. >> poor buddy. >> because as he's sobbing the guys go hey, who is that? >> who the [ bleep ]! >> can you imagine what it must be like to think in the moment you just killed a man because of a dumb prank. >> that wasn't too saucy? >> even they're admitting, all right, maybe we kind of pushed it too far. >> the problem is they keep one-upping each other and their own pranks. >> i like it. in the end he gets a hug from maury povich. >> he's going through all of this in that stupid bunny suit is the sad part. >> this little one stepped into a bit of a situation.

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silly. >> give me kiss. thank you. >> thank you. >> high-five. >> down low. videos for you guys both just all kinds of awesomeness. this first one, you see a little dog up there on the deck. that dog is going to play a role or has already played a role i should say in this video. you see a small child, little boy nash and he is screaming. >> what happened? >> ah! >> why are you screaming? >> get it off! >> oh no. >> a gift from the dog. [ inaudible ] >> bingo. i think we got it. >> i stepped in poop!

ah! >> and he's bares iffoot. that's worse. so dramatic. >> ah! ah! >> why? >> poor thing. i feel horrible for him. >> he's so cute though. this is the cutest dog mess video i've ever seen. >> ah! >> you can move you know that right? >> this next video also internet gold. this little girl stacy rose is about ready for bed. mom is telling her it is bedtime and the one thing mom wants to know -- >> do you love mom? >> no. >> no i don't. >> who do you love? >> dad. >> i love dad. >> ooh. >> that's usually the way it goes. mom says that stacy rose doesn't have a lot of patience or love at bedtime. just enough for one. >> right.

>> that's it for this edition of "right this minute." we'll see you next time.

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