the following program contains dangerous stunts that should not be re-enacted. viewer discretion is advised. >> now on "whacked out sports." feet in human cannonball. >> ahh! >> hooray for the fly girl. the ultimate cat fight. these women have the spin. they call her the human pretzel. plus, life's a snap for these

got milk? women who are crazy for coconuts. and knock youths get knocked out. that's now on "whacked out sports's" tribute to whacked out women. >> today's episode is a celebration of the whacked out women who risk life, limb and everything else to be on our show. let's kick things off with the little trip across the pond. summer set england home of the world dangerous sport club. that's really the name of the club. they wanted to call it the

vertebrae enthusiasts, but sadly that was already taken. for the first time the club is allowing a woman to join. meet stella young. a technician from nearby. but before stella can join this exclusive band of mental cases, she must be initiated by testing its newest and most dangerous sport, chick tossing. using a medieval catapult they will launch stella 300 feet through the air to what will hopefully be a soft landing on this net. why, you ask? that's good enough for me. after changing into her ceremonial sergeant pepper's jacket and monty python headgear, she is strapped and

tricks is cleared for takeoff. the launch is perfect. she lands right in the middle of the tragically mismanned safety net which unfortunately is catch and release. as stella lies therering if she should go towards the light, she wonders why she let these guys do this. and she is off to the hospital where hopefully one of her club mates has a kidney he is not using. >> ahh! welcome to russia for the first-ever base-jumping jamboree and vodka gusalaling. it's filled with near-death euphoria. in fact, there's a camaraderie that only leaping is,000 feet from above the ground with just a thin whips of silk to slow you

a badly-packed parachute or even a confused goose can bring disaster. hey, did someone say disaster? this whacked out woman's parachute is open but her lines got crossed, and she is blown straight into the tower, like really hard. >> oh. >> she gets knocked out immediately. which really sucks for her. but today is her lucky day, because her parachute snags a platform which stops her from crashing to the ground unconscious at 60 miles an hour. her name is kristin. she is from austria and she is a very experienced base jumper. she would tell you all this if she could but she can't because she is out cold. nothing. she is comb atose. hanging life less from a platform 30 stories up but her base-jumping friends spring into

well, spring is probably not the right word. trodge into action. maybe that's better. anyway, that television repair man is going to help her out. now he is kicking her head so it doesn't hit the platform. aw, that's sweet. while it looks grim now, she made a full recovery without any significant injuries. so did they stop jumping after her accident? hell no. but they did do a group jump in honor of kristin and her newly flattened head you can't keep a good base jumper down or up or whatever, they are resilient. now it's -- let's jet over to las vegas for the ultimate in violent family entertainment. where else but in a free america can two young ladies get into a cage and beat the stuffing out of each other in front of

dogs? they have had two months of training and 10 of hairstyling and makeup. something tells me she's done this before. fighting. there are none. go. wow. these two knockouts look evenly matched. a pair of tough cookies that can take whatever the other can dish out. oh, yeah. he's at it for the women's finals. the crowd -- they are headed for the bathroom. now that's the kind of gal you can take home to mom, especially if mom is smokin' joe frazier. what did this woman win? brand-new grill work. sweet. i might not know a lot of thingsability women, but what i do know is they are just nutty about smashing up their bikes.

that girl there is mad because same shorts as her. watch how she handles the situation. that will teach her. and here's the thing with women. they are way more social than men. the crash. hey betty. how you doing, ruth? >> join us tiffany. way. side. wait a minute, you guys, i think this is that famous lost episode of "sex in the city" miranda and cary are at the trendy cafe fighting over who is picking up the check and of course the funny gay waiter keeps making with the funny one-liners. he just wants to get out of there. i miss this show. yow never knew what would happen next. >> oops.

hey you guys, who out there hasn't dreamed of having a hot, sexy girlfriend who could fit really. i can't be the only one. well, whatever. it's not weird. and here she is, my dream girl. she is an amazing woman, and i think you will appreciate her charms. her name is lotta. and she is a world championship contortionist and also a very giving person in fact, she will bend over backwards for you. see? what did i tell you? and another huge advantage, she is able to check her entire body for cancerous moles. don't forget the balls of your feet, sweetie. oh, hey, look. a quarter. oh, zolatta. all right, z, you hang in there.

pretzel. up next on "whacked out sports." up, up and away. >> ahh! >> they are doing the naughty pilates. plus, it was an event that never made it.

>> welcome back to "whacked out sports." we are giving props to whacked out women. because hey, we don't discriminate. a broken if he measure is a broken if he measure. man or woman. meet australian stephanie smith. known to her fans as lady cannonball. she is out to prove that women can be dare devils just like guys. and just like guys. her bones shatter on impact. where'd it all go wrong? let's get that special insight

>> and she missed. >> whether she is flying out of a cannon or fly into traction, this plucky girl is an inspiration to people with bad judgment everywhere. ok rates fans, it's post time. let's head over to the famous hollywood park where tonight's feature race is for fillies only. it's the first annual $500 bikini beach mile. tonight these thoroughbreds will be battling it out and tearing up the turf. but sorry, fellows, it's not a claiming race. it's the brainchild of local deejay jim foreman. >> foot wear is up to the girls. do they wear shoes? go barefoot? >> he has put together a stable of world class hotties and each

good in heels. the girls have been training hard living on a diet of wheat grass and mochachinos. and they are ready to run. after the humiliation of the preliminary weighin. >> 126. >> and subtracting two ounces for those bathing suits, it's time for a prerace warm-up to prevent injuries. it would be a shame for one of these beauties to have to be put down. many have placed their hopes on these high-strung athletes. >> at the starting gate. >> i don't know about you but i'm champing at the bit to watch these fillies tpwhry. all the entrants are loaded standing hip-deep in recycled oats. >> they are at the post for the bikini beach mile. and they are off!

she bounces to the front. showing speed in the front of the pack and it's red rocket and majestic megan. red rocket and majestic megan and racing to victory is red rocket. red rocket takes 5.40 to win and 37.60 to place andly bet again if she will one more time show us what she's got. and the fact that we got to watch chicks race down a track in bikinis, well, i can now die a happy man. now, these whacked out women are getting major air. they are out the prove that anything a guy can do, they can do worse. you may not be looking at

looking at knockouts. some day they are going to break some hearts. but for now they are sticking to breaking bones. ok. find an empty pool table. wear whatever non-binding lace teddy you have lying around. now grab your handgun you have laying around. now you're doing the naughty pilates yeah. do you feel the burn? yes. let's move on. up next, the new sport of pole dancing? these women are crazy for

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why not turn that architectural liability into a fitness opportunity. this is a whacked out new sport, and it's called pole dancing. no. seriously, dude. these girls just found that their own pole dancing exercise video and making a bold feminist statement. >> we would like say if we could use one word to describe pole dancing, that word would be, empowering. >> before we begin, safety tips. start with that and you won't hurt yourself make sure you start out in a spacious area and wear the right uniform don't take anything less than a 20. now grab a pole and let's polar size. now let's jet set off to the hawaiiin' island of

known as the coconut relay. the goal of these women, if you care is to take a series of coconuts and run them through some relay challenging. relay challenges. >> the first one to do that and place x's on them win. ready? let's go cuckoo for coconuts. these women must be able to swim, juggle and balance, and when all the coconut madness is over, a winner is crowned. >> on the big island this spiritual journey of enlighten meant is called one thing but in america we call it me so ha with a na. now floaty boxing. a couple of women who will fit in a two-by-two piece of fabric

crap out of one another. there's the bell. let's get slapping. oh, the brutality! the bar barety. these floating femme fatales are really dishing out the punishment. how long can they endure the fleury of these floating fish? and how long can i pretend this is really a snort who am i kidding? you guys texted me, you wanted more bikinis of the show. there. are you happy now? i know i am. let's cool off on the water slide. from what i'm told this girl is the latest gutsy into mensa. so not only whip smart but talented too. take a look. >> ahh! >> don't worry, guys, this wouldn't be a sports show without slow motion replay.

we don't care either. think bowling is boring? think it's just a bunch of lame guys bowling frames between gets and six packs? well, you're absolutely wrong. because today papa's got a brand-new bowling bag. this is the u.s. bikini bowling team. sound ridiculous? it should. it is. but who cares when you've got these fine young american gals shaking their daisy dukes on the lanes. be these girls aren't chosen just for looks. they are among america's top bowlers. ok. i lied about the bowling. but at least they are american. >> i am from russia. >> ok. so i have no idea what i'm talking about. but the important thing is if they said if i put them on tv i can sfiff their rented bowling shoes.

sports looks at whacked out women swims on back. you're hooked up with "whacked out sports." the show that laughs in the face of gravity. if you like seeing people pushed out of planes. tangled in trees or turned into family-size roof pizzas, this is wrutcht to be. there are the 212 bones in the human body.

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a little segment we call "olympic events that didn't make it." >> what do hockey players do in the summer? >> ahh! >> if you're these whacked out women from wales you let the rink melt and dye in for some underwater hockey. [bell] from here in the deep end the action is pretty cool. kind of like porpoises having a knife fight. these women are in the penalty box for not waiting a half-hour before jumping in the pool. she winds up, and -- puts the biscuit in the basket. and while there's no crying in underwater hocky. unfortunately, there is singing. all things considered, i'd rather take a slap shot to the

well, there you have it. all thest general-charged mishaps, mayhem and mashups we could jam into a half-hour dedicated to the feisty females and hotties that make the world worth living in. god bless them. don't forget to call your mom.

night. she called me crying inconsolably, something awful had happened. the pain was huge for her, for our family. it's been excruciating. >> in this celebrated place, a shattering case. the prep school rape trial. >> i was violated. >> a pretty freshman, a popular

>> he was handsome. >> captain of the soccer team. >> glasses. looking like harry potter. >> what had happened that night? and who was telling the truth? tonight an exclusive interviews, both sides break their silence. >> she just wanted to do what was right. >> he is an honest, kind, caring person. >> at the heart of it all, a secret. >> a facebook message. every trick in the book. >> these boys were involved in a game. this was a game to them. >> you saw emotion in him, real emotion. >> it could be my son, it could be your son. >> it's just tragedy all the way around. >> i'm lester holt. and this is "dateline." here's natalie morales with "one spring night." >> reporter: it's a place where young dreams are nurtured, where

meaningful lives and are sometimes groomed for greatness. but even in places of power and privilege, teens face the same temptations and dilemmas and one wrong choice can ruin it all. >> part of a sick game and tradition. >> the case drew national scrutiny. >> she did say no and no should still mean no. >> there are two victims in this case, both the girl and my client, the boy. >> reporter: for more than a century and a half, st. paul's school in concord, new hampshire, has taught the lucky few in a rarefied world most people could only imagine. >> has got this, i think, unparalleled record of excellence in the academic arena where we've sent out alumni who

things to their highest ability. >> reporter: katie tarbox is a graduate of st. paul's. >> they're really creating people who go on to be great leaders. >> reporter: ambassadors, industrialists, pulitzer prize winners and politicians. like secretary of state john kerry. owen labrie came to st. paul's from a solidly middle class background. he won a full scholarship and took the school by storm. soccer, crew, the school newspaper and radio station. >> it's very, very smart kid, a lot smarter than i am. >> reporter: john, a friend of owen labrie's, also attended st. paul's. >> i think owen is a natural born leader, as you can see put in, the soccer captain and all that. >> reporter: by his senior year, he owned the place. but owen was moving on to bigger things. he spent the year applying to colleges, after several months

brass ring, a full ride to harvard. >> this is a kid who had everything going for him. >> absolutely. >> reporter: what could go wrong? well, as it turns out, plenty. which brings us to one of st. paul's newer traditions, the senior salute. had you heard, when you were there, of the senior salute? >> the senior salute was just nothing that was a part of my life there. i've spoken to alumni throughout the years. i mean, my best guess is that this began around five years ago. >> reporter: it was the kind of tradition that students only whispered about, but owen labrie knew all about the senior salute. >> labrie said that it was something that most people on campus were aware of. >> reporter: jamie novograd has reported on the labrie case for msnbc since it first broke in

>> he talked about it as an opportunity for a person who is leaving the school, who is graduating into a new experience, to connect with people that the student may have always been interested in. >> reporter: and the student owen labrie was interested in was a cute freshman girl who caught his eye at the start of his senior year. he had briefly dated her sister, also a senior, but now he singled out the 15-year-old for a senior salute. >> although he cast it in pretty benign and gentle terms. >> reporter: the invitation was in writing, and aside from the fact that it was an e-mail, it had the chivalrous tone of another century. it read, while the sound of my name in your inbox makes me blush perhaps more than it should, there's something i want to share with you and my evenings left to do it are growing fewer by the evening. i want to invite you to come with me to climb these hidden steps and to bask in the nicest

offer. she turned him down on the advice of her sister, suggesting he'd been a little too popular with the girls, including some other third formers or freshmen. owen, although i would like to climb those hidden steps with you, i'd have to decline. i would like to climb that, not the list of third formers that have spent quality time with you. so owen asked a friend to intercede with the girl, and shortly after that, he got another e-mail from her. this one in french. saying she would meet him, but it would have to be their little they met on the night of may 30th, 2014. it was just after 9:00. >> they enter the math and sciences building, they climb up the steps, they go to the roof . >> reporter: and there, as he had promised her, was a spectacular view. >> they looked down on campus,

key to an annex on the roof. >> reporter: they kiss, that much is certain. but after that, their stories diverge. according to owen, they made out for a while, and then they left separately. but the young girl told a different story. >> as she left the building, she runs into a friend of hers, and she says that she told the individual, i think i just had sex with owen labrie. >> reporter: two days later st. paul's was celebrating its graduation. owen was honored with the rector's award for selfless devotion to school activity. but while owen was savoring his award and imagining his brilliant future, the 15-year-old girl was asking a school nurse for the morning-after pill. >> the nurse asked her whether the sex had been nonconsensual. and the girl told the nurse that the sex had been consensual. >> reporter: back at the dorm, the girl's friends could tell something was wrong.

crying and told her to call her parents. her mother spoke with "dateline" in an exclusive interview, but asked us not to show her face to protect her daughter's identity. >> i'll never forget it. it was at midnight. and she called me crying inconsolably, and she said something awful had happened. and i said i would be there in the morning and we would get through it together. >> reporter: what she couldn't have known then was that this very private exchange would throw her daughter into the glare of the spotlight and a very ugly, very public battle that would change her life and the life of owen labrie perhaps forever. >> when we come back -- >> she was in shock, kind of shocked and disbelief. >> owen's senior salute, an invitation or a competition?

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>> reporter: the dust had just settled from graduation day at st. paul's school. senior owen labrie had already headed home, but the 15-year-old girl he invited to that so-called senior salute was still at school and in tears.

graduation, she called her mother, and what she was about to say would break her mother's heart and rock the school to its foundation. was she emotional when she called you? >> yes. she was inconsolable. she said that something awful had happened. >> reporter: the girl told her mother that she had been raped. her assailant, she said, was none other than the accomplished and popular soccer captain owen labrie. the girl had kept her story to herself that whole weekend the family was together for her older sister's graduation. >> it took her a few days to have the guts perhaps to call you, is that what it was? or maybe she was still processing what had happened? >> i'm not surprised how she reacted because she -- we were all there for our daughter's graduation. been waiting for this moment for four years. and we were saying go make sure

and, you know, she did what she needed to do that weekend to get through the weekend. >> she was in shock, kind of shocked and in disbelief herself. >> reporter: laura dunn is a victim's rights advocate and attorney who had been working with the 15-year-old and her family. and when did she really start to process that this wasn't something that she had wanted? >> she definitely knew it was wrong right away, but her family was in town celebrating, and she had a lot of fear of what that would do to that weekend, what that would take from her sister. >> reporter: the mother raced to her daughter's side and wasted no time in getting her daughter to the hospital. there nurses conducted a rape test. the mother called st. paul's and the school called the police. it was tuesday, june 3rd. >> and the investigation began. >> reporter: the underwear the girl wore that night showed the presence of semen. and the girl made clear she had

she also told them to owen and his friends the senior salute was a competition to see who could hook up with the most girls. >> there was a lot of underaged girls being targeted, not just her. >> reporter: the girl told police she actually knew about it, and she thought it was a daring thing to do. but not dangerous. >> because part of the senior salute is supposed to be some type of privilege and kind of interesting experience and so she thought it was safe to go. >> reporter: with her mother present, police asked the girl to show them the machine room where she says it happened. can you take me back to that moment and what you saw. >> she couldn't make it to the stairs. she got almost to the top of the stairs and they opened the door and she collapsed. she couldn't move. you know, it was a horrible place, this is not a place to

awful cruel intentions. >> reporter: owen first spoke to police on june 11th from maine. he didn't just deny raping the girl. he denied they had intercourse at all. did he ever tell you about what happened on that night? >> yeah, we spoke at length about what had happened there and he always stuck by his story. >> reporter: he maintained he didn't have sex with the young girl. >> yes. >> reporter: he said the same thing when he met with police in concord the next day. but by then, police had gained access to owen's online activities. his own e-mails and social media posts weeks and months before the incident suggested he was eager to score with a girl. >> there was one friend who wrote labrie appearing to joke about how young this girl was. they spoke rather breezily about women in general, about sex, about things having to do with sex and in some cases about this

>> reporter: armed with the girl's allegations and owen's social media posts, police arrested him on july 16th. he was charged with aggravated felonious sexual assault, misdemeanor sexual assault and using a computer to lure a victim to a crime. over the next few months, he was offered plea deals, but he turned them down. by the end of the summer, harvard had quietly withdrawn its offer. st. paul's took back its award. like a house of cards, his life had fallen apart. but so had hers, and with the trial looming, soon everyone would know the secret about st. paul's. coming up -- >> how did that feel to you? >> really painful. >> one teenager on the witness stand and another at the defense table. >> isn't she someone who is really young?

>> reporter: on august 18th, 2015, owen labrie walked into an unusual kind of school reunion. his family was there, so were some former classmates. but so, too, were television cameras. the one time model student's trial on felony rape had become a national story. if convicted, he faced up to 60 years in prison. >> it's probably not the face of an individual that you think of when you think of a sexual assault. >> reporter: prosecutor catherine ruffle had a clear message for the jury -- >> this case is about owen labrie's sexually assaulting a 15-year-old girl. >> reporter: your first witness was the accuser. why? >> in my experience, juries are very anxious to hear the story, and it's important for them to connect to the victim and hear what she has to say. do you see owen in the courtroom today? >> yes, i do. i'm sorry.

to see the girl. we're not identifying her and are disguising her voice. but her mom painted a picture of her daughter for us. >> she's an athlete, a musician, a scholar, a great all-around human being that did nothing to deserve this. >> reporter: how difficult was it for her to be able to face and deal with what she would have to deal with in a trial? >> she never once said, i regret speaking up, never once. even in some of the darkest hours where, you know, the pain was huge for her, for our family. she's always stayed very strong. >> reporter: the girl knew labrie in passing, she testified, and had heard he had a reputation for hitting on female students. so when he sent her that e-mail asking to meet, she turned him down. >> i thought he came in with the

get me there to just kiss me. >> reporter: but she said she changed her mind after another student told her labrie was a good guy. and she admitted she was excited when they snuck up to the roof of the lindsey building. >> it was a beautiful view. i was thankful or lucky to be up there, i told myself. >> reporter: but that feeling disappeared, the girl said, when labrie led her into the machine room. >> it was virtually completely dark. it was a place where no one would have passed through, no one would have heard them, no one would have seen them. >> reporter: not a romantic place at all. >> not a romantic place, no. >> what did you do when you went inside? >> he took me behind a concrete wall. and started to kiss me. >> reporter: the girl said she didn't mind that at first, but then she said labrie started touching her in places that made her uncomfortable. she said he even started to bite her.

>> really painful. >> did you say anything to him when he did that? >> i didn't say anything. i felt like i was frozen. >> reporter: what did she mean by that? >> this is actually really common. a lot of people think fight or flight is the way to respond. but it's fight, flight and freeze. freeze is a hugely common one, especially in your young. so her testimony is very consistent with someone experiencing trauma of sexual violence. >> reporter: the girl said the incident was jumbled in her mind but she remembered there were moments she did ask labrie to stop. >> i said no three times. and i don't know -- in that moment, i don't know how i could have made it any more clear. >> reporter: but the girl testified labrie didn't listen and raped her. so the jury had heard the girl's story of assault. the prosecutor hoped her next

to back it up. this e.r. nurse told the jury she'd observed a small abrasion on the girl's genitals. >> could that be consistent with an assault that had occurred several days earlier? >> yes. >> reporter: this forensic expert compared dna found in the girl's underwear from that night to a dna sample given by the defendant. >> to a reasonable degree of scientific certainty, they matched. >> reporter: detective julie curtain was the first one to take the girl's statement. she also interviewed owen labrie. >> he gave me all the reasons why he said he he wouldn't have done this, because of her age, his age and his position. >> reporter: but that's not what labrie told his roommate and other close friends in the hours and days after the incident. and the prosecutor called some of them to the stand. >> he eventually told me that, in his words, that he had boned her. >> reporter: what's more, the

had been planning to have sex with the girl for months. what evidence did you have for that? >> his own words and his messages and exchanges with his friends. >> reporter: four months before the incident, labrie told his friend, malcolm, in a facebook message, that he wanted to hook up with this girl more than anyone else in the school. >> then what do you answer? >> i say, ha ha, are you kidding me, bro? >> and what does he respond to you? >> he says, total babe. >> and your next message? >> isn't she a tessa. >> reporter: labrie decided to do something about his crush and actively targeted her. >> owen and another classmate had created a list of girls that they thought would be potential senior salute invitations that

and her name was the only name on that list that was in capital letters. >> reporter: tucker marchese was a friend who helped put that list together. he read an e-mail labrie sent him. >> welcome to an eight week exercise in debauchery, a probing exploration of the innermost meanings of the word sleazebag. >> reporter: why did you want the jury to hear that? >> because it showed the intent. it showed the purpose. it showed the motivation. and it showed that these boys were involved in a game. this was a game to them. >> reporter: there was one more facebook conversation between labrie and his friend that the prosecutor wanted the jury to hear. an exchange labrie had deleted from his computer when he found out he was being investigated. >> how did it go from no to bone? >> what's that mean? >> how did it go from my previous understanding that they were not going to hang out to them having -- to my understanding of them having sex.

the book. >> we thought that was very telling that he would respond in the way that he did because it confirmed what she had reported to us, that she did say no. >> reporter: the prosecution rested its case. and the young man they said had preyed upon his schoolmate, had stolen her innocence, knew his turn had come. he was ready to take the stand and tell a very different story. coming up -- >> i was raped. >> a witness at the breaking point. a new portrait of owen, his accuser and what happened that spring night. >> she would be like on top of me a little bit, we'd roll over and giggle or something. post office. they have businesses to run. they have passions to pursue. how do they avoid trips to the post office? stamps.com

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