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here you go, chief. oh, thank you. you exhumed five bodies?! i'm sorry. it is crunch time for doris osgood, and for your information, three of those bodies appear to have died under suspicious circumstances. and you can connect osgood to those cases? well, we're trying to. lieutenant provenza. welllllet's start way backck at the beginning.. insurance companies like to do background checks on anybody who has access to the valuables of their richest clients. housekeepers, gardeners...

uh, all of the families had different insurance companies. but each company contracted background checks with the same security analyst. and that security analyst's name is sam osgood. doris osgood's son. we found him because he's the same guy who returned ms. casey's stolen monet. you think sam osgood is his mother's accomplice. he's theheeason that the people for whom she worord never reported anything missing. sam osgood covered it up. except with billings, where it looks like his mom was flying solo. and that's the change in doris' m.o. -- she stopped working with her son! ne of which proves m mder. chief, i got doris osgood in interview 1. oh, thank you so much, detective. whoa. what is she doing here? we're hoping that, with a little encouragement, mrs. osgood might confess again. what -- what kind of encour-- wow. morning, fellas. chief johnson. there's the george that i remember. and there's the louie i miss.

uh, detective gabriel, if you wouldn't mind, let's get ready to b bng mr. osgood into the electronics room, please. what exactly makes this different from taking the stand, detective_ i'm not perjuring myself in the interview room, chief. it's just a little undercover work. uh-huh, and what makes you think that... george can n t your confefeion? let's call it women's intuition. [ provenza laughs ] yeah. doris, nice to see you again. don't even think about it. you remember lieutenant provenza. listen [sighs] what happened seven years ago, how i led you on -- i-i-i really do apologize. [ chuckling ] i know you're much too smart to fall for that kind of thing again. oh, those eyes&-- just as beautiful as i remember.

my son said you didn't work here anymore. and yet here i am. how have you been? lone... ...like you care. these past seven years -- you have no idea. i do. you've been in prison for a long time, and people look at you like, uh, you're someone you're not. you have no opportunity just to be yourself. doris, i can relate. can we move this along, please? oh -- look, you can't question me about the billings case without my lawyers present. we want to talk to you about an entirely different matter. like what? oh, come on, doris. we know that billilis wasn't your fifit target. lieutenant. i mean -- i mean -- lieutenant, please. you've been running this nurse scam for years. mr. osgood, thank you so much for coming in. we thought you might like to see this. we've got you nailed on at least five other incidents. this is not cocotructive. my mother? we know about the agency. where's her lawyer? we know about the art thefts. we talked about this. well, we do! have a seat, mr. osgood.

we're about to drop the billings case. we told your mother that before we read her her rights. please! we knoabout the identity theft! don't know what you'u' trying to pull here. just a second. doris, i'm sorry. why don't you give us a minute? [ chuckles ] [ door closes ] he can be a real jerk. i apologize. that's him -- that's the cop she confessed to last time. you said he didn't work here anymore. he doesn't. doris, you should know that i actually think that the other five thefts we've discovered are good news for you and your lawyers. "good news." how? this guy's unbelievable. shs not gonna fall for the same lies again. whenenou told me that you killed charles billings seven years ago, you sold your story like a pro, but just between you and me, i think you were only trying to protect your son. what?

you thininhe's been in your corner for this retriri, but when he offered up the information about all those people that you robbed while impersonating a nurse... why, i never... sam wouldn't make up things like that. that's a lie. he's lying to her! what are you talking about? your son is trying to bury you, doris... is he? ...make us put you away for good so he can keep all the money. he got you those jobs. he -- he picked the artwork for you to steal. and then sam fenced it -- isn't that right? you're a loving, trusting mother exploited by a psychotic child who's selling you out for his own ga. no. no. that can't be true. doris... how wowod i know about all this if sam hadn't told me? i'm truly sorry that i helped put you in prison,

after all i gave up for him. [ breathes deeply ] when he came up with this plan, i -- well, i knew it was wrong. what is she saying? when he was working for the insurance company. oh, myod. yeah. they'd hired him to do background checks. i was so proud of him at first. background checks? on whom, exactly? employees of their wealthy clients. as a security analyst, he -- he'd have access to people's homes, and... [ sniffles ] and when he found a rich person who, uh, had home care -- and, i mean, who else could afford it? -- 'd pretend that someone on the nursing staff was a security risk and get them fired, and then... well, he would refer the family to this agency that he'd set upv

i was the only one there. and wiwi his position, he was... able to steal me new identities. [ snfles ] ohh, i didn't tant to do it, i swear,but when it started,d, he told me at first that i was just [sniffles] finally gonna get to be a nurse. my own mother. i can't believe it. good. that's so good. [ chuckles ] um, just, um... write down what we talked about. okay. and, uh... we're gonna put an end to this. okay. yeah. you know you have absolutely nothing to hold me on. because your mother thought up the whole thing,idn't she? she convinced you to get her jobs in rich people's hohos,

and demanded that you fence it for her. you! hey! hey, whoa, wa! [ gasps ] you may want to rethink this, sonny. [ chucklg ] [ chuckling ] you know what? it doesn't make any difference what any of you believe, because we're more than 7 years out on all these crimes, and as a professional security analyst, i'm happy to inform you that the statuteof limitations ran out on these so-called "thefts" a long time ago. on the thefts, yes, but not on the murders. murders. what murders? hey. billings -- that's still just his word against hers. besides, i w wn't even working with her. she's not talking about billings. she's talking about all the other people that died under your mother's care.

i have evidence to the contrary, mr. osgood. pope: and from what your mother just told us, it shohodn't be too hard to convince a jury that you were responsible for several other murders, also. u-unless -- unless your mother was the one who killed those people. come on. what do you want frorome? i can't. she's my mom. who just rolled on you. what are you protecting her for? it's either you or her. all right, then. detective, would you t te mr. osgood dowowtairs and book him -- no. no, wait. okay. okay. she killed her paties... all l ght? she killed her patients. and when she got away with it the first time, it -- it just got easier for her. who? who did she kill?

i don't remember their names. one she strangled. breaking her neck in the process? she, uh, stuffed something down the second one's throat. well, that would be a nasal-spray cap. and pushed the third one down the stairs. that'd be ms. casey's s ther. and after his daughter called me, all suspicious... about the monet that your mother stole? which i had to pull back from my fence and return to the family, i realized that she'd gone too far. i wanted out. i... i told her to stop. but she couldn't, so she went on without me. [ sighs ] and just like i thouout, she got caught a aer murdering thatatoor mr. billings. oh, my god. very good, mr. osgood. i knowow difficult that must have been.

detective, would you please take mr. osgood downstairs and book him for -- what? book me? you can't hold me on those thefts. true, but i'm sure they'll come up at your murder trial. at was my mother! and you were her partner and aware of her actions. but i didn't kill them myself! well, mr. osgood, as one "professional" to another, i'm happy to inform you that the law doesn't see it that way. tective. now, gentlemen, would you please do the honors d arrest our florence nightingale? ah. ladies first. [ chuckles ] (it's alive... it's alive!) make your halloween come to life. twizzlerize your tricks and treats with twizzlers.

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