anyway, flynn says the license plate was stolen. so can we let the haywards go home? please? [ clears throat ] all right, i will answer your questions if you promise not to serve this search warrant. is boyoymartin related to dennis bailey, mr. brown coveralls? yeah. they were second cousins. any ototr questions? no. uh... well, yes. do you know who the mastermind is yet? no. good, 'cause i do. [ click,k,ial tone ] if boyd martin i i dennis bailey's second cousin, that means he's also jed bailey's second cousin. that means they're all connected. well, does that mean that we can say goodbye to ozzie and harriee in our confefence room? i cannot sit through one more episode of "house hunters international." no. [ drawer shuts ]

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[ whirring ] [ police radio chatter ] gentlemen, whenever people run away from us like that, i feel the least we canano is chase after them. i agree.

oh. good afternoon... i forgot your name. deputy chief brenda leigh johnson. gosh, i'm sorry, chief jojoson. but i'm actually running late for a meeting at the funeral home about my brother's memorial service. is there something i can help you with real quick? golly gee, there is, real quick, if you could turn around, put your hands behind your back so i can arrest t u for the murders of andre hicks, jason mcdonald, and dennis bailey. what? murders? jed bailey, you have the rht to remain silent. if you give up that right... ow! ...anything you say cann and will be used against you in a court of law. gene: bad dog! no ball! go home! goome, ralphie! go home! [ grunts ] y'all have been so patient. i'm so sorry to have bothered you with all this. hey. sometimes crummy things turn out okay.

uh, speaking of which, would you, uh,h,ould you sign that time sheet for me? oh. uh, of course. my pleasure. you know, we're putting all this extra cash toward that condo we saw down in panama, and you are gonna come to visit, mister. can't wait for you get there. there you go. thank you so much. so, where are we with j j bailey? well, his, uh, income tax return said he made about $38,000 last year. his new s.u.v. is worth maybe twice that. and on top of thatat he's got his kids in a privava school and a golf-club membership in the five figures. someone from the dear jane gang is making money robbing banks. chf, we got the statement from gene-gene, the jogging machine. oh. guy wouldn't shut up. yeah, gene is $350,000 upside down on his mortgage. oh. this statement is full of good stuff. but gene also said he wasn't at the robbebe yesterday and neither was jed. uh-huh. so?

if he wasn't there. oh, he was there, lieutenant. i promise you. jed bailey was at that bank. if there's anything more that i can do to help the police, of cououe i want to do it. like i said, i-i had no idea who dennis was running around with. i don't know what i can tell you beyond that. not even about your neighbor gene? is -- is he mixed up in all this? well, gene says in the last four years, he's participated in over 30 burglaries and 40 bank robberies planned by you, sir. wait! what? look, we already found the safes you stole, mr. bailey. we collected them from your fraternity broer's house. not to mention all the video footage we he of you n a baseball cap, handing threatening notes to tellers. but i-i-i don't care about all that. i care about the murders. murders? now, hang on. three people wererkilled at that bank yesterday, mr. bailey, including a veteran, and you were there.

you can ask my wife where i was all day yesterday. now, wait. wasn't it yo wife's job to babysit while you were out robbing? because gene says she did that a lot, which makes her as guilty as you. now, hold on. my wfe -- [ pounds fist ] gene... and -- and you believed him? just saying whatever? lying about my kids, even? let's talk about your kids for a minute, mr. bailey. i-i-don't mean the private schools, the fancy away camps, and the beautiful house -- all the luxuries you've managed to give them on a $38,000 income. but how will they survive without their dad and their mom? you claim u weren't at that bank yesterday, mr. bailey. make me believe you. my wife had nothing to do with any of this, okay?

i'm listening. and i never killed anybody. ever. what i was doing i was dodog to help my friends and my family. you mean dennis, jason, boyd... and gene. i cannot believe gene turning on me like this. people, man. [ sighs ] they see a chance to jump ahead of you, brother, they grab it. i'm -- i'm just -- i'm soisappointed in the world right now. hmm. how is it, mr. bailey, that after all the robberies you did, rescuing your friends and family, they still have their same old money problems? yeah. [ scoffs ] i can only do so much. gene, for instance, my neighbor, i gave him an extra 10% on the last job so he could ke his house. no, no. he says you only did that because you didi't want a foreclclure next door. oh, well, that's a lie, and he knows it. the other guys were plenty upset when i helped him. isn't that because you took gene's extra money from their cut, not from your 60% cut?

i d the most to lose! a wife, kids, everything we work our whole lives for! i did all the planning. i researched bank employee schedules, floor plans -- i made sure that there were no schools or parks nearby. no potential harm to kids. i made it safe for people! really? tell me how sending your friend anyour brother into that bank with guns a-blazin' made things safer. i didn't send anybody into that bank! oh, i guess you were too busy. no! so you sent a friend and your brother into that bank... i didn't do that. i would never do such a thing. ...so that t ty could takekell the risk. you put them -- sir... i swear. i have proof that you deliberately put your brother... i planned that robbery. would you just listen to me for one second? ...into harm's way... i passed on that bank! i passed on it! i said, "do not rob that bank"! you passed on that bank? yes! that is what i am trying to tell you! why? because when i inspected it,

i found too many entrances and exits. i toto the guys it was goioig on the "maybe later" pile. she's right. he was there. did you steal a policeman's license plate... and that's the confession. ...from his wife's car at church? for another job. next week. which i'm pretty sure is canceled. you scouted that banknk and you rejected it. yes. yes. that is exactly what i am trying to tell you. and, even if i had said, "let's go ahead," ns would not ve been any part of my plan -- for that bank or any bank. all right, mr. bailey. i believe you. i believe that you were n@t at that bank yesterday during theheobbery. your gang got greedy and pulled off a job without you. exactly. but -- you still have the license plate that was used in the robbery. and worse, you cased the bank as a target. that makes you an accessory, which means you are as responsible for the murder of that security guard

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he wasn't at the robbery yesterday, and he didn't plan it, so he's all yours. did you happen to mention the federal government would have their own charges to press? oh, may have slipped my mind. ahh. hello, boyd. you drove off so quickly yesterday, i didn't get a chance to introduce myself. [ chuckles ] i'm deputy chief brenda leigh johnson. how do you do? well, i'm just fine and dandy.y. but yoyore under arrest. i can't be under arrest. i-i made a deal with the fbi. tell her about the deal we made. your deal is for bank robbery. you're not going to jail for that. you're going to jail for murder. but he -- he said -- this isn't an argument, boyd. this is an arrest. what's going on? what's happening? toodles! is there anything you want to say to me? if i hadn't shown up at the crime scene in the first place, you never would have known there were three more suspects. i'm hahay. i'm happy that you were there to help me with my investigation. and? and ank you. [ sighing ] hmm.

ah, ah, ah.. you were doing so well. [ knock on door ] come in. here's the apology to detective hayward's union rep you asked for. i noted your objection to holding him at the beginning of the letter and the end. [ clearsrshroat ] good. glad that's over. wait. wait, wait. i-i just... i wish i could handle this whole selection process some other way. you know. some... better way. it's okay,y,ill. it's fine. my hope is that, uh... you know, whenhis whole thing is over, we can... somehow, you know, find some way to -- to keep our relationship. we will.

we -- we will. [ telephone rings ] wait, wait. chief pope. uh-huh. good. finally. and? [ clears throat t uh-huh. uh-huh. him i expected. who else? uh-huh. uh-huh. okay. thanks. i appreciate it. yeye. bye. will? well, the short list is out. and you're on it. and...i'm not.

oh, will i'm -- i'm so sorry. and, uh, you'll be getting a call any minute now, and, uh, there are reporters downstairs -- i don't even want the job to begin with. well... i'm never gonna get appointed. no, no, just -- go ahead. please. just -- i should just drop out. please get out! please. [ llphone ringing ] [ sighs ] take that outside... ...and go. [ ringing continues ]