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what about my fridge? what can the iron chef do with a can of bud light and a pickle. here's the thing, you want to impress me, make a show called "high chef" with the stuff in my fridge [ laughter ] >> this is how it would work. you get eight hours to make something. because the first four they're just looking for pans. there's got to be pans. and the other guy's like there's a pan in your hand, man. and the judge is snoop dog, and he's taking the food and is like damn, paprika on the pringle! [ barking ] >> it's depressing. i watch shows i used to like as a kid and now i don't know how i felt about them. my favorite show when i was 8 was dukes of hazard. when i was 12 i learned about the confederacy. why didn't anyone

tell me i had a proslavery lunchbox? [ laughter ] >> how do you think it felt when you have two young black kids going, just the good ol boys, never meaning no harm. [ laughter ] >> you still have roommates? >> my roommates are idiots. they call everything gay, like we're still in sixth grade. and it wouldn't even make sense. we were in mcdonald's, my roommate goes, dude, you can't finish your fries? you're so gay. what? like gay people can't finish their fries. all over west hollywood, guys are going can be excuse me, could you wrap these up? there's just too many fries. they know this is a gay neighborhood. why would you make so many fries? is there a straight portion of fries? [ laughter ] >> i have a problem sleeping. i don't sleep a lot, man, and

the thing about sleeping is that people that sleep naked kind of bug me. i don't dig that. a lot of people in relationships, your girlfriend has you sleeping naked with her. don't do that. you're all balled up and naked. no, that's not cool man. guys listen to me. this is very important. [ laughter ] >> make sure you have some kind of closing on man. period. with nikes on. you have to be ready if somebody breaks in your house. it's not cool if you fight looked. doesn't look right. see, i wish i would break into somebody's house and they were butt naked. i would just use a belt. pow! where's the money?

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yeah! [ applause ] >> on purpose. on purpose. not that you can't get anybody. it's different when you can. >> i like being single. it's great. yeah because you can have real horrible dates. i'm serious, you can go to mcdonald's, and just chill out and have a value meal because i value our love baby. pick your box, baby. you got to sound sexy like pick your box, girl. can i have apple pie? is it in the picture? you get what's in the picture, okay? [ laughter ] >> good thing i got a bikini wax. >> i got to say this before no one in the world cares anymore. mel gibson's excuse made no

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