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welcome back to comics unleashed. what did you do before comedy? >> bad jobs i took one of those job resume courses to help you improve your resume. talking to another guy in class, i did time in jail. so -- i need like a really i am amative impressive resume. what did you do time for? attempted murder. he goes it's not like i actually killed someone. yeah they usually let that slide. i think a company would rather shown they have killed someone, at least they can show they've accomplished something. >> did you just get a new cell phone? >> yeah man, it's frustrating though frustrating this new cell phone because this kind of complicated. cell phones are getting too advanced.

every time they add new features to cell phones with the digital camera and video camera internet access man, how do you make a phone call? how do you do that? what's the phone call button? anybody know that. you know, i'm thinking man it's only a matter of time probably a few years or so you'll get to see somebody talking on their cell phone one day, hello -- what's going on man? oh man, just enjoying this nice weather, it's looking good out here today. hold on one second. excuse me i'm sorry, i'm on a phone call -- get your hands -- what are you doing. get your hands -- hold on one second. beep beep beep! >> man, you ain't going to get this, man. i had to shoot this fool with my cell gun.

got me wasting my bullets and minutes, dog. my bullets are free on nights and weekends we're okay. [ applause ] give them all an applause. >> that was a lot of fun. had a great time. >> you at home thanks for joining us until next time keep laughing.

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from new york for the final time a farewell to david letterman. >> i'll miss his face. i'll miss his smile. i'll miss his goofy laugh. >> after 33 years, thousands of guests and countless jokes. >> today was skate and foggy. no, wait a minute, that's me. >> it's time for one last late show. >> it just was amazeing to see him and watch him walk off one last time. >> it was classic letterman. >> "eyewitness news" is live as we countdown the end of a television era. good evening, i'm chris may. >> i'm jessica dean. the iconic marquis you see behind us lit up one final time tonight. >> dave took to the stage to tape his farewell broadcast earlier this evening and you'll see it here on cbs3. the details of the show have been kept very quite throughout the day but we do know it was annie meg al afternoon. "eyewitness news" reporter todd quinones is live outside the ed

sullivan theater in new york. todd you were there with a lot of people saying goodbye tonight tonight. >> reporter: well jessica we don't want to give away too much and spoil it for our viewers but fans i talked to who were in the audience tonight say this is a show they will never forget. >> david letterman walk on the stage for the final time wednesday night. his goodbye left an impression on the audience. >> it's amazing. historical. >> absolutely stunning epic, wonderful. it was a bucket list thing. >> it was great. it was wonderful. it was worth the trip up. we're from newtown. >> jerry seinfeld, alec baldwin juliets louie dreyfuss, tina fey fey, chris rock, steve martin, they were all among the stars who came out to the ed sullivan theater to help dave and his historic run as late night host for 33 years. >> i have never been so star struck in my life. >> the show was absolutely fabulous. he really did a nice job of sending off the whole thing thanking the staff thanking ever

it was just wonderful. >> fans tell me during the late last show he was emotional at times and many praised his ability to hit a wide range of emotions through on the the years. >> he's the greatest broadcaster i've seen in my time. we'll good comedian. >> he can be so serious, for example, after 9/11, how serious he was. but he knew how to ain't and most people would not know how to handle it. >> this water letterman's 6,028 late night broadcast and fans did whatever they could to document their witnessing of it. >> it's a historic picture right there. >> that's what we were thinking, yes, yes, i know. we were just so excited to be here. >> tried to get tickets for years. only time i was able to get them and i'm glad i did it. >> reporter: and fans say perhaps the most emotional point of the show this evening came when dave thanked his wife and son who were in the audience. reporting life tonight in manhattan, todd quinones, cbs3 "eyewitness news". >> all right great stuff todd. we will check in with you a

little later as we get closer to dave's finale. >> can't wait to see this show tonight. the last letterman has dominated social media all day long. the hash tag letterman has seen about 400 posts each minute on twitter. and no doubt that will continue into the broadcast. share your thoughts about dave with us by adding the hash tag cbs3 chat. here's the late show david letterman by the numbers in his 33 years of late night tv dave hosted 6,028 late night tv broadcasts just shy of 20,000 guests. he won 16 emmy awards. quite a career. >> what a career it's been. this is a cultural event tonight. dave's last late show. 11:35 right here on cbs3 after "eyewitness news" and by the way if you're setting your dvr here's a heads up the show does run a little bit longer than normal. dave science off around 12:55. we are also track some rain tonight that could affect your

plans for tomorrow. that wet weather is moving in just as we get close to the holiday weekend. meteorologist kathy orr has her eye on what we can expect. kathy? >> jess if you're getting a jump start on the holiday weekend yes, the rain will impact your plans on storm scan3 we see an area of low pressure developing right here over central tennessee. it's doing to be moving offshore but it will come close enough to impact our weather as early as tomorrow. right now in philadelphia 60. allentown 50. the poconos 45 and falling fast. we are going to wake up to a spring chill. 50 in the city. 40s in our suburbs. 48 in trenton. 40 in the poconos. 47 degrees will be the wake up temperature in allentown. we'll watch this low come close enough to the delaware valley to give us some rain, and we are talking about a good dose of rain especially in the philadelphia area and shore points as well. now, take look at tomorrow morning. 7:00 o'clock, no weather issues, but by noon, we see the rain creeping up from the south. so coming up, we'll talk about the major cool down, tomorrow will be the coolest day of the entire week including the

holiday weekend. the rain will be lingering and the ups and downs of the holiday weekend forecast temperature wise. i'll see you later in the broadcast with the seven day. chris? >> okay, kathy, thank you very much. every day millions of us buy lottery tickets. we hope to beat the odds. but more often than not we lose. some lottery retailers though the people who sell you those tickets and their relatives they seem to win all the time. tonight the i-team charlotte huffman looks into those who may be a little too lucky. >> reporter: liz is bun one of the luckiest people in new jersey. since 2010 she's won $600 or more 96 times. she even won a thousand dollars four times in just one month. totaling more than $132,000. >> what's your secret? >> luck. >> reporter: paul is the most frequent winner in new jersey. >> she also sells tickets here at her store in turnersville and guess what? she's not the only

big winner with ties to retail stores. in records obtained by i-team we discovered three of the six most frequent winners in the state are store openers. how do you do do it good you need to talk to my hub. >> reporter: so we did. meet daniel paul. >> luck. if you play. >> reporter: that's one heck of a lucky streak. >> it looks a little pitt fishy to me. >> reporter: skip, a statics specializing in lottery investigations. he says you'd have to spend big bucks to win as often as paul. >> i say over eight hun dead dollars day on lottery tickets which is just practically hard to do. >> reporter: he says there's a more likely reason why some retailers are defying the odds. >> sometimes they will buy regular gamblers winning tickets at a discount and then turn them in themselves and claim the prize. it's called ticket discounting

and it helps winners hide from the government. how? jackpots of $600 or more are taxable and have to be cashed in at lottery office. where the state can also deduct back taxes child support and other debts. >> or when you go claim your prize, you have to fill out a form and present photo id. and maybe you have warrant out for your arrest or you're illegal alien. >> have you ever bought tickets off of somebody? >> no. >> reporter: no? >> we never did. >> reporter: paul has not been cited by lottery officials for doing anything wrong. this retailer who asked we not show his face says winners are always looking to beat the system. >> has anybody ever asked to you cash in a ticket for him? >> yes. like some people but never. >> i think that looks bad. if i were the new jersey lottery i'd be worried about the optic of that. >> reporter: but lottery officials would not talk to us about our findings. instead sent a statement saying any retailer caught discount

asking lose their license but that rarely happens. take patel in vineland for example. charlotte huffman "eyewitness news". >> lottery officials caught patel trying to cash in $20,000 winning ticket he bought from someone for $10,000. the ticket was voided but he never lost his license. neither did the two other retailers cited for discounting last year. >> why did you buy it off the person? >> no comment. >> reporter: is this something that you do a lot? >> since 2010 patel has won $600 or more 13 times. totaling alm >> but he didn't want to talk about any of those wins. >> reporter: can you just answer few our questions? >> no. you got to leave ma'am. >> reporter: why do we have to leave? >> ma'am, if you don't leave i'm going to call plasson. >> reporter: now, we also asked lottery officials for the number of retailers they have citeed for ticket discounting so far this year, and we're still waiting for that answer.

>> understand some of these people being evasive but the lottery is kind of surprising. >> it's very surprising. >> it's all very interesting. that's for sure. >> eye opening. >> yes. >> charlotte, thank you. >> no problem. >> former member of the st. joe's softball team says she was subjected to sexually charged hazing. she's filed a federal lawsuit against the university. woman says she was submitted to demeaning behavior during week long period in 2013. st. joe's previously suspended the team in regard to hazing allegations and declined comment on this lawsuit. >> search is underway tonight for a man who attacked a university of delaware graduate student. the woman was jogging when she was grabbed from behind at written house park in newark new castle county. the suspect lunched at the 25-year-old victim yesterday morning and grabbed her waist but she was able to break free. she wasn't injured and she called police after she ran home home. police believe in this case the suspect may be a homeless man. a shocking catch is made

down the shore. >> five men real in an 820-pound shark and it's very close to the record set more than two decades ago. that crew made that catch 67 miles off cape may. tonight, "eyewitness news" reporter david spunt talked with them about their fishtail. >> reporter: conversation around this port richmond table is all about the 820-pound shark these men caught over the weekend. four days after catching the shark gary blake still understandably has a few aches and pains. >> little bit in the arms. little tight. you know, back is a little -- the back is worse than arms. >> reporter: he and and four of his friends lift on the misfits without a clue what were you to come. the crew caught the shark 67 miles off cape may. every man had a different job. blake la was in charge of reeling in the shark. >> it was a rough one. like an hour and 10 minutes. just kept peel line off. every time i'd get four reels in, he would take five out.

>> after fighting the shark for more than an hour, the shark swam closer to the boat. queue fred durst the sr. who happens to be an expert marksman with decades of experience. >> all i did was actually get a 12 gauge shotgun with a slug and i -- when i seen the shark and my said dad dad dad i step in. >> also on board fred durst the injury. >> he wants to do a lot more but i really liked having him on the gun. i can trust him on the gun. >> five men gave it everything they had to pull the shark on to the boat. >> i had no clue that it was an 820-pound make company shark. not even kloss. >> reporter: the captain rob admits had the catch been in in a few weeks during a popular shark tournament second $1,250,000. he says money doesn't compare to the 820-pound experience last weekend. >> this to me personally is more because we have -- we've caught a specimen that's over very

close to the state record. >> david spunt cbs3 "eyewitness news". that's what's amazing about this. as big a shark as that is the largest ever caught off the jersey shore 856 pounds. that one was caught back in 1994. still very impressive what they pulled off here. >> very impressive. mary lee the social media savvy shark tracked near the jersey coast is headed south now. we know she's now swimming off of wallops island, virginia. you can track her on twitter. and if you're like many in our heading down to the shore this weekend a busy bridge will not be open. we've got the details you need next kathy. >> we have dramatic swings in temperatures as we head toward the holiday weekend. some rain to contend with as well. we'll talk about that and have the forecast from the city to the poconos to the shore coming up. also ahead tonight caught on video, a man is hit with a taser at a busy airport. we'll tell you why police took that action.