tree for days only "eyewitness news" is there for the majestic bird's amazing rescue. also, could wine soon be coming to supermarkets in pennsylvania? the move lawmakers in harrisburg made today that may change liquor sales in the keystone state. and it only happens once a year. the holiday feast that's a tradition like no other ton night taste with tori shows you what makes this meal so special. >> good evening, i'm jessica dean. >> i'm ukee washington. as we get ready for the holidays we're certainly used to winter like weather. instead we have spring like temperatures in the december. >> the warm weather is changing hour people are going about their holiday activities. >> natasha brown is live at dilworth park where the ice is frozen much people are wondering how they're making it happen report roar it's getting more and more difficult on warm days like today. meantime most of the folks that we talked to who were here earlier out and about say they're just enjoying this balmy weather while it lasts. it's beginning to look a lot

like christmas here in dilworth park. but it certainly doesn't feel like it. just ask this guy whose toes made an appearance at the ice skating rink. >> i went outside today and i was like, you know what, life is a beach. might as well join it and wear my flip-flops much that's what i'm doing. it's warm enough here in fill you can go ice skating and wear flip-flops for the ring. >> sam eventually swapped his flip-flops for ice skates and shorts made the look complete. >> i would recommend wearing flip-flops on december 10th in philly. >> these california girls feel right at home. they're enjoying the unseasonal warmth here in philadelphia this december. >> honestly i thought it was going to be colder so i'm really appreciative of the fact that it's not 20 degrees. i'm wearing my winter crop top so, you know, this is about as cold as it gets. >> reporter: with temperatures so warm lately, michelle shannon tells us how they keep the ice from melting. >> our ice rink is equipped with a 200-ton chiller that sits

behind us here at the cabin, and there's about 5 miles of tubing that runs underneath the ice that removes any heat and keep the ice cool. >> reporter: it's been awhile. i decided to test out the ice with a little help, of course. >> last time i did this this was not good. >> now i thought i can do this. but, yeah, i don't think i can make another -- i don't think i can make another swing around. >> it's amazing. we don't have to worry bout kids being cold. >> reporter: this time last year it was a much different scene. snowplows had been out for three different weather events by december 11th. gene blum of penndot remain us winter is coming. >> we have 26 wint events last winter, and 22 of those occurred between january 3rd and march 20th and that came out just over three events -- three winter weather events a week. >> wow. just a reminder of last year's relentless winter. none of us are trying to get back to that any time soon.

we're just enjoying the moment for now. let's get right over to kate bilo now who can tell us a little bit more about the temperatures tonight many kate? >> thank you natasha. on this date last year, our high temperature was 43 degrees. today was well above that and even right now take look at your current temperatures in philadelphia and all across the region. we're still in the upper 40s. so temps right now warmer than this time last year the daytime high. it's 49 degrees right now in philadelphia. 41 in allentown. 39 in millville. departures from normal today were in the 15 to 20-degree range. highs in the 60s today. again about 15, 16 degrees above average. but it's only going to get warmer from here on out. coming up, in just a few minutes i'll tell you how warm it's going get this weekend and records may fall. i'll have all the details when i join you inside. jessica, back over to you. >> kate, see you soon. thanks so much. >> the city's second casino has been given final zoning approval by city council. live hotel hotel and cass zen

know will be at 900 packer avenue in south philadelphia. developer cordish companies says the venue will have 2,000 slot machines, 125 table games and 200 rooms. cordish must await a pennsylvania supreme court decision on appeals of their gambling license before construction can begin. a bill to privatize liquor sales in pennsylvania passeed senate tonight. it would allow grocery stores and take out business that is sell beer to sell up four bottles of wine. would it state owned stores by improving profitability because they would have more flexibility to set store hours. critics say it could actually put some of the state stores out of business. governor tom wolf supports the proposal but it's unclear if it can pass the house. the eagle has landed only "eyewitness news" is there as wildlife officials rescue an injured bald eagle. a homeowner in pits town, new jersey spotted the eagle with broken leg in her backyard on shy creek road. it had been there since monday.

this afternoon it got spook and flu array way minutes later it made an unexpected return. >> hurry up, hurry up. hurry up. >> oh my god, you got him. that's incredible. >> it was getting weak so it ended up on the ground and it didn't have clear escape route we just luck out. >> the bald eagle is now being treated at a clinic and hopefully will make a full recovery. politicians from both parties continue to condemn donald trump's comments about muslims entering the u.s. nearly every republican candidate says they disagree with trump's plan to keep muslims from coming into you are country but no republican candidate has said they won't support him if he wins the gop nomination. but one says, he's close. >> i hope he changes his rhetoric. i hope he becomes union fire, but if he doesn't, and the divisions and the extreme i continues i've got to take another look. >> tonight trump spoke at the

new england police ben never length association. protesters gathered outside the new hampshire event calling for peace and unity. a new cbs news poll shows trump as the front runner for the gop nomination. however, most of this data for the poll was gathered before his controversial comments. trump leads with 35% among republican primary voters. ted cruz with 16%. ben carson coming at third with threapers. meanwhile, that poll also showed 44% of americans think another terrorist attack in the us is quote very likely over the next few months. that is the highest percentage since right after septembe september 11th, 2001. a coalition of philadelphia's civic and religious leaderships have had enough of donald trump. >> today the leaders held a press conference to dee noun the presidential candidate and called for an end to what they consider fear mongering. they say trump's comments are offensive on many levels and should disqualify him from serving as the president of the united states.

>> people like mr. trump may find themselves being called terrorists, because they're injecting fear within the psyche of the american people. >> the leaders also said trump should be boycotted in he ever comes to physical. the fbi is conducting a full scale search of a lake near the scene of the san bernardino terrorist attack. cbs news has learn the crews are looking for hard drive missing from computer found in suspect farook's home. the fbi says it's possible the couple allegedly killed 14 people last week came to this lake on the day of the massacre. meanwhile f fbi says henre quay marques is cooperating. sources told cbs news he provi provided information about a terror lab he and farook planned three years ago but did not follow through. marques admitted he gave the couple the assault rifles used in the attack. a fire in chester, delaware county destroys a barn there. chopper three over the scene on the 400 block every west 24th

street. the flames burned old bell barn right to the ground just after 9:00 o'clock tonight. no injuries were reported. the cause of that fire is now under investigation. authorities in new castle county are warning homeowners to be on the look out for holiday grinches. surveillance cameras caught a group of suspects stealing a package from a home in castle hills. police say the suspects followed ups truck through that neighborhood tuesday. when the package was dropped off, one suspect simply stepped up to the front porch, pick it up and walk away with it like it was his own. >> people work hard for their presents and for their grandkids and their families you got these idiots just riding around. >> we really just want a citizens of new castle county to be aware. >> so far only one victim has come forward but police are concerned other victims may be out there who simply believe their package hasn't arrived yet. this holiday season has local brothers putting their skills to work creating handmade wrapping paper that's for sale. >> for a good cause as welch

"eyewitness news" reporter diana rocco shows us how the teenager's creativity is also shedding light on adults living with autism. >> these are balloons, streamers, a cake and a game called musical cares for birthday. >> reporter: 18-year-old eddie tucker man is hard the work crow 88ing new designs for his wrapping paper business. >> artwork actually i think describes their personality as little bit. whenever you hear someone describe eddie, he is very -- he's almost like a living cartoon at times. very excitable and i think that translates. the way he sees the world is the way he draws. >> reporter: his parents started the business for eddie and his twin brother mike. the boys have autism but they've always had a love for drawing. some are some of their recent risks include the pope, birthday and christmas scenes his parents have turned into wrapping paper for christmas and hanukkah. >> i'm a good wrapping paper seller. >> with statistics placing unemployment rate for autistic adults at 90%, mike and eddie' parents plan to keep them busy long after high school.

>> keeping them employed and giving them something to do. something meaningful and they're artwork is nice and people like it and it's happy and something positive and they like doing that. >> reporter: it's called tucker boys novel tease available on facebook et cetera see it sells for $10 a role shipped direct from their home. 50 cents goes to local charities to give back to those who say given them so much. >> the boys first diagnose when they were two. we really were relying upon other families who have walk that path to tell us and guide us which steps you can take and then also it is working and finding the right organizations. >> tucker twins aren't just artists but also help with filling orders. in just a few shore weeks they've sold more than 300 rolls around the country. they eventually like to expand to t-shirts and seasonal items. but most of all, eddie says it makes him feel -- >> happy. >> mike and eddie attend the philadelphia academy charter high school. they'll be graduating in three

years. by then they hope their business has taken off. i'm diana rocco cbs3 "eyewitness news". >> excellent job. >> very good, yes. weville a different holiday traditions chances are food is probably at the center of them all. >> there is a fantastic italian celebration that happens every christmas eve just before midnight mass. meet mamma me rhea she's been making a holiday feast for 23 years. vittoria shows you why this once a year meal is so special and tonight's taste with tori. plus, a thief on wheels. police are looking for the man who robbed a convenience store without ever stepping foot inside. kate? >> and we are chasing record warmth for the next three days. temperatures close to records coming up i'll tell you how warm it gets and just how long it lasts with the seven day forecast. also tonight, a huge honor for a temple owl as their magical season continues. don bell that is a story and more coming up in sports. we'll be right back.

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>> outrageous video of apparently thirsty thief who also has pretty good balance. he steals an entire case of energy drippings without even getting off his hover board. the man just roles into a london convenience store, grabs his beverage of choice and rolls on out. after this incident british authorities banned the use of hover boards on public roads and sidewalks. scare for passengers on board a runway commuter train near boston. the train left the station after the operator got off. then went through four stops before rail workers could cut the power. the massachusetts secretary of transportation says an investigation is underway to determine if the driver failed to properly secure the brakes before leaving the train. no passengers were hurt. the last supper for many as a pottstown staple prepares to close its doors for good. "eyewitness news" at the very best the restaurant which is famous for hotdogs is closing

after 94 years in business. the owner says dwindling sales through the years has taken its toll. regulars are still sad to see the staple shut down. >> it's a bad day for pottstown. yeah. a lot of people going to miss it. >> this is just a really good place to come in, see friends, have some good food. >> when we found out that very best was going to be closing this week, it reminded me i hadn't been here in awhile. we're making up for lot of time. we've been here twice this week. >> the very best is best known for its everything hotdog that comes complete with chili and sauerkraut. and every day during this time of year there are cookies and fruit cakes, ginger bread men, eugenol. >> stop. >> goes on and on and on. >> stop. but there is a special christmas meal that is enjoyed only once during this season and our vittoria joins us with a look in tonight's taste with tori. >> only once that's why it's so special. >> i understand. >> absolutely. so special and i had the chance to be in the kitchen of a woman

known for holiday meal that is called a feast. ♪ >> i didn't think that was coming. >> with vodka splash empty pan chef momma ma-ma rhea demarco begin the preparation of the feast of the seven fishes. add pinch of pepper flake, tear off basil this is a holiday dish. >> this look like christmas in a pan. you have the red, you have the green. >> italian tradition served on christmas eve. >> ♪ >> before midnight mass. >> being here with you it reminds me of my family and that's what christmas and cooking these traditional dishes that's what it's all about. >> it's a nice. it's keeping the family together. >> momma has been making the

feast for 23 years. here at mamma maria's italian restaurant and it always brings back memories of her childhood village in italy. >> when i make this i see my m mom. >> the seven fishes or is ritual she explains comes from the roman catholic faith. >> where do they get the number seven? >> okay. vittoria the number seven it's seven sacraments. it's seven sin sins of the worl. it's seven days god -- to make the world. >> church tradition hold that is no meat is served on holy days. which is not a problem when you have this beautiful dish of fish to it. >> you don't have to be italian to celebrate the feast of the seven fishes. >> no. you like fish, you eat fish. >> right, right, right. >> man jay. a taste of salmon right out of the pan. phenomenal. it's delicate. it's perfectly seasoned. it's juicy. it's warm and comforting.

you make me feel like i'm with my mom mom and it's very special memory for me. thank you so much, mamma. >> you welcome vittoria. >> bon in a natale. >> i really was very special for me and i hope you felt it at home as well. if you want to have mamma maria make your feast of the seven fishes there will be three seatings on christmas eve at her restaurant and for more on that, head to cbsphilly.com and don't forget to tell me about your favorite places send me a message on facebook, facebook facebook.com/vittoria woodill. i was feeling the love. >> indeed. >> my grandmom was from italy and they celebrated the feast of the seven fishes. my dad was an irish men we weren't always there all the time but it really for anyone that has those traditions, things like that make it so important to keep doing every year. >> please tell the family i said hello. we go way back. >> i will. they love you all and we love them. >> no doubt about it. >> thanks so much. >> you got it.

>> kate joins us now with our forecast and we're still talking about warm temperatures in december. still hard to believe you. >> made up a little song to go with it. >> warm, warm, temperatures. >> like olaf. >> exactly. >> we'll go bring back summer. that's exactly what it will feel like this weekend as temperatures are heading up well into the 60s, possibly even challenging 70 degrees on sunday and we're talking about some records that may fall and these are records that are almost a century old. so let's get right into it take you out to storm scan3 here's what's happening right now a few clouds drifting by tonight and there will be a little bit of fog forming as well. warm moist air surging from the south and west when you get to kind of war warmth you toned tot fog. it will develop overnight and continue into tomorrow morning. otherwise across the nation things are quiet except the pacific northwest the pa parade of storms continues yet another one offshore poised to bring rain and mountain snow to that area. little system moving through the

great lake lifting to the north and we get the southwest flow that will be with us right through the weekend really helping temperatures warm to some very unusual levels. we're talking a stretch of 60s right through the start of next being. right now we're in the mid to upper 40s. i do want to show you we've got fog to talk about as we head into your friday morning. stop this right at about 6:00 a.m. you can see visibles under a mile in philadelphia. down around zero down the shore. so do watch for pockets really of patchy dense fog out there tomorrow morning. that could slow you down. here's a look at december. at a glance here so far and it's just all red as far as the eye can see. today was 15 degrees above average. and we've got even warmer days ahead. we'll keep it in the red at least through next tuesday or wednesday then temperatures may eventually start heading back toward more seasonal levels. but temps are surging through the weekend record tying warm on saturday. record breaking warmth on sunday and even monday close. that's when that system moves in

bringing some rain. here is a look at our forecasted highs and the record highs we're challenging for the next several days. tomorrow's record 65. the high temperature in our forecast is 64. that's very close. there's a chance we can hit th that. saturday the record 65 from 1931. looks like we'll hit 65 so tying that one. sunday's record of 65 is from 1923. that's an old one. we should hasn't diddly beat that at 68 and even monday within 5 degrees of the roar. record is 69. and we'll get to for the daytime high. it's not unusual to get 60-degree days in december every now and again. it is unusual to have this long of a stretch of temperatures this far above average. for your friday fog in the morning turning mostly sunny and mile at 64 degrees for the high. here's your eagles kick off forecast. looking pretty great as we take on the bills 64 degrees with some sunshine. you can leave the heavy coats at home for that game. maybe wear your eagles t-shirt and flip-flops to the game just because you can. 68 degrees on sunday. monday rain develops it's still warm at 65 and then tuesday and

wednesday behind that front, cooler but again you put the air quotes around cooler because vick degrees still well above average by more than 10 degrees. >> don is blowing kisses in the air. >> thank you. >> 64 or eagles sun day. that is winning. i'm looking forward to pre-game show and all that jazz. >> guys, we are talking sports. one temple owls something that has never been done. plus, a clarification by demarco and an apology by chip. we're talking eagles next in sports. ♪

not exactly the man on the moon but tyler, has gone boldly where no temple owl has ever gone before. senior linebacker won the chuck bednarek award the best defensive player in the country.

the 61, 230 pounder first owl to ever win it. ever ever. he has 126 tackles this season. five interceptions and 4.5 sacks he beat out penn state carl nasa's and few others he led temple to 10-three record and matchup against tow led dough in the bowl game on december 22n december 22nd. >> unbelievable experience and such an honor to get this award and be out here with all these unbelievable athletes. i don't think anyone would have thought a kid from temple would be up here representing temple football but it's been such a special experience and i'm so grateful for it. >> get it bro. get it. to the ice we go the flyers hadn't scored in st. louis since 2011 that streak ended tonight. the captain getting nasty with that make it three-one the flyers win this game four hiv two your final score. to brooklyn we go. sixers and nats third quarter tony wroten with the miss.

jahlil had 24 points. sixers continue their season long slump they lose 100-91 your final score. demarco murray sat next to eagles own jeff lurie on the team charter back to philadelphia on sunday. they probably didn't share an arm rest but they did share some words. what exactly was said demarco is not saying. but today the running back was asked about his lack of production in paying time and whether he's frustrated. >> every guy in this locker room wants the ball. it's not just me. everyone loves to make plays biggest thing i want to contribute to this team. i feel like, you know, i can be a big piece of that and obviously we won the game so i was he can treatmently happy about that but just you always want to crib. >> former eagles running back lesean mccoy returns sunday when the eagles host the buffalo bills. shady still salty about how the deal went down. today chip kelly publicly apologized. >> how he was traded wasn't handled right and i've said that before. i did not get an opportunity to talk to him.

it's lesson we shall never dobb honest with you and i understand he's in the happy about it and esche not be happy about it. i would apologize for that because it did not happen the right way. >> takes a big man to apologize. bills angeles right here on cbs3 sunday at 1:00 p.m. also, we'll kick things off for you at 11:30 am with our pre-game show. don't miss it. >> it will be good, don, thanks so much.

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>> very talented choir comes a long way to support children's hospital of philadelphia. ♪ >> children's hospital presented an evening with the vienna boys choir at the kimmel center tonight. this inaugural concert benefits the choir and department of international medicine at chop. we'll be right back. ♪

that's going to do it for us. our morning team is back at 4:30 until 7am for kate, don, everyone i'm ukee washington. >> i'm jessica dean for always on for you at cribs philly.com. the late show with stephen colbert is neck.

>> night, family, and sleep well. ♪ and welcome to the colbert. >> stephen: right on! (cheers and applause) welcome to the late show, everybody! (cheers and applause) very nice. thank you, jon. >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! lz that's-- . >> stephen: that's nice, thank you, everybody, thank you so much. beautiful to hear. i like it. thank you, everybody. that's so nice.

thanks, everybody, thanks. whooo! (cheers and applause) thank you. welcome-- welcome to the late show, everybody, thanks so much, i'm stephen colbert. how is everybody doing tonight? doing all right? i'm so glad, that is wonderful, because i'm feeling great tonight. because for once i have good news. and here it is. donald trump was attacked by a bald eagle. (cheers and applause) lz it was during a photo shoot for time magazine back in august. but time just released the footage. take a look at it. look at that! that eagle-- that eagle thinks that donald's hair is like a blond rabbit or something. and donald is getting out of there faster than a muslim tenant in trump tower.

(cheers and applause) and like all things trump, this story has rocketed around the globe. i believe we have some footage of people reacting to seeing this video for the first time. (cheers and applause) now, even the animals are happy. here's the thing, everyone's having a good time with that footage of trump. and here at the late show we have enjoyed a joke or 50 or 60 at donald's expense. but when it comes to our endangered species, and i mean this very seriously-- (cheers and applause)

jon! so nice, jon stewart, everybody! fantastic, jon, this is lovely. this is so wonderful. what brings you to this neck of the television? >> i'm terribly sorry to interrupt. i wanted to-- there's actually, i'm here for a reason. there is a big vote coming up in congress to reauthorize health benefits for 9/11 first responders. (applause). >> stephen: i know that about that the zadroga act. it is a slam dunk, everybody wants that, right. everybody wants that. (cheers and applause) >> if i may, everybody human. but congress is-- if i could make a last minute pitch to them. >> stephen: sir, absolutely,

go ahead, just give it your best shot. >> thank you, my brother. >> stephen: have a seat, everybody. >> have a seat, here we go, here we go, for a second i actually thought they were leaving. here we go. after the sacrifice that our first responders made-- . >> stephen: boring! sorry, jon, sorry. i hate to go proon you here but you've been out of the game for awhile. that's got no zazz, all right? you want people to pay attention. >> sure, okay, okay. >> stephen: no one is going to listen to you unless you, i don't know how to put this, trump it up a little bit. you got to trump it up. thank you, jon, the media won't pay attention to anything-- it won't pay attention to anything at all unless you are donald trump. all right, mark, do we have that? here, we keep-- (cheers and applause) i keep one of these standing by in case i ever have to say something important.

>> sure, no, i understand. >> stephen: shall we do it. >> i would rather not. >> stephen: you probably should. do you want the attention or not, jon. >> i do. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: please, please. (laughter) >> the zadroga act is an important piece of legislation-- . >> stephen: i have to stop you right there, something else is missing. can i have some makeup, please. thank you very much. (laughter) >> i was just going to tel them--

thuf. >> stephen: think so? some cultures they put this above the door at passover. >> there you go, my friend. >> stephen: all right, all right. now, now you're ready for people to pay attention to your message, all right. >> all right. >> stephen: i will step out of here. you bring da noise, bring da trump. >> all right. >> 9/11 first responders-- . >> stephen: bring da trump! >> these 9/11 first responders-- let me tell you something, hey, these 9/11 first responders are the most top notch first class diamond encrusted heroes america can produce. don't let congress play politics with this necessary bill, if i'm elected, and i will be elected, i will build a wall around politics and i will make politics pay for it. tweet, at your congressman with the hashtag worstresponders.

tell them donald said pull up your big boy pants and make america great again. pass the zadroga act or i will glue congress together, dip them in gold and wear them around my frigin neck. plenty, fantastic. (cheers and applause). >> stephen: yes, my friend, that-- people heard that. they heard that. (cheers and applause) >> thank you. >> stephen: i hope congress did too. >> all right, thank you. >> stephen: people hear that. come here, my friend. thank you. now we've got a great show for you tonight. we've got a great shoavment i will be sitting down with superstar action man bruce willis. (cheers and applause) he's starring in the broadway version of "miss ree." >> he's a good friend of mine, he an i will defeat isis hand to hand. >> stephen: also i will be talking to best selling author

of "the big short" michael lewis, everybody. >> i like books, love books. he's got good books. >> stephen: he's got excellent books. keep moving to the next one, and let's see, keep going. we will have a performance,-- we're free falling, we'll have a performae by hip-hop artist lizzo. >> oh, 100 percent, a hundred percent black rappers support donald, is that an eagle, is that an eagle? >> stephen: it's not an eagle donald jon. that is jon batiste and stay human. say hi, everybody. (cheers and applause) >> very nice! >> stephen: now before-- before they kick things off, one more thing, here in new york city burglars broke into gwyneth paltrow's goop store and made off with $17 3,000 worth of

merchandise. >> $17 3,000, that's right, they stole two pillows. (cheers and applause) >> tonight, stephen welcomes bruce willis. author michael lewis. and a musical performance by lizzo. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now it's time for the late show with stephen colbert! captioning sponsored by cbs >> stephen: whooo! (cheers and applause)

whooo! >> stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you very much, thanks, everybody. i got to tell you, i got to say rubbing cheat owes dust on jon stewart is a great-- is a part of this complete breakfast is what it is. i got to do that more often. now i think a lot of you know that i am a roman catholic. but i am so busy doing this show every night, i don't always have time for my favorite catholic rituals like sunday mass or saying the rosary or feeling guilty for not going to mass or saying the rosary. but of course without a doubt my favorite catholic ritual that i no longer have time for is confession. well, even if i can't sit down with my priest, i still have a lot to get off my conscience. and i feel like i can say anything to you,y audience.

you won't tell anybody, right? >> no! >> stephen: thanks. this is stephen colbert's midnight confessions. just for the record, i'm not sure the following things are sins. but they are things i feel really guilty about, okay? i will be right back. forgive me, audience. i-- (laughter) forgive me, audience, i give to the homeless, but only when i'm trying to get rid of pennys. i shall i kind of like yankee candle. i am a 51 year old man, but i

can name every member of taylor swift's girl squad. sometimes instead of paying a toll on the highway, i just drive threw yelling i'm stephen colbert! (cheers and applause) i never pitch in for pizza, but i always take the last slice. i tell people that my fists are named slayer and dominator, but they're really named ross and rachel. (laughter) audience, i actually like the npr pledge drive. it makes me feel like i'm

wanted. sometimes, sometimes i use my foot to make lines in the carpet so it looks like i vacuumed. when i'm in other people's houses, i look through their medicine cabinets. those were actually tick takes. and i regret having put them on a pizza. one time a little kid asked me if famous people like me go to the bathroom. i lied and told him yes.

(laughter) sometimes i look at a shampoo bottle and i think shouldn't they have tested this on animals first? (laughter) last week when i was talking with barack obama, i don't have anything to confess, i just wanted to say that last week i was talking with barack obama. (cheers and applause) my dog isn't really a service dog, i just bought him a vest online so i could take him to the movies with me. you want some pizza, have some pizza. (laughter)

that wasn't (laughter) and i'm guessing i wasn't supposed to feed him pizza. every year i go on my wikipedia page and i make myself 1 inch taller. (laughter) when i catch a fish, i always throw it back but only after stairing into its eyes and saying, you owe me one. forgive me, audience. >> we forgive you! >> stephen: thanks. i feel a lot better. stick around, we've got bruce willis. (cheers and applause) >> the late show with stephen colbert sponsored by the netflix original film, the ridiculous six