you in my heart! get it out! when he took it out, all i hear him go is oof, so i said oof? what you mean oof? that's my bootyhole, what you mean oof? i'm just letting you know it's not a pretty thing. - arnez j. - you have the most sophisticated insides. - i just tell it like it is. - you have the most-- - thank you, baby. - so what's the story, i understand there's some television shows you can't stand? - yeah, you know, there's a problem i have with this one guy that's on every day, doctor phil. because, you know, doctor phill, he be talking to people but he don't say nothing to them. he just look at them and go you're an alcoholic? well you gotta stop drinking. you're fat? well honey, you gotta stop eating! you're not attracted to your spouse? well you gotta start drinking.

it's a man on there, you know, and the man doesn't watch the show and doctor phil think he got him cornered, but he don't have him cornered. he be sitting there looking at the guy, let me ask you something, buddy. when you said to your wife i can't see the tv through your big ass, how do you think that makes her feel? well i hope it makes her feel like moving. - you know byron, we oughta ask you a question. - [sheryl] yeah. - you've been asking all the questions. let us ask you one, so is that your ferrari outside or lamborghini parked where your name is? - [don] maserati. - maserati, what is that? - something like that. - [don] it's (mumble). - now i ain't seen you in awhile, you must be doing something right with your money. all i can tell you, you is a player player! that's all i (mumble) with a car, that's a player player. - [sheryl] everyday, what does that song say, everyday he hustling, everyday hustling. - but (mumble) black man and you drive a nice car like that, you get stopped everyday,

i think we should, for brothers like us that are successful, we drive a nice car, shouldn't we have a national good negro card? that way you can be driving along in your nice car, you wouldn't get stopped, you can ride along in your beemer, hey officer, here's my good negro card. be on with you, good negro, good day! (cheering) - [byron] now the reason-- - they know byron, they know byron. - the reason i bought an aston martin is... - oh, well you got to say the name. oh, "aston martin!" (laughing) - so why, tell us why. - well that way the cops can't catch you. (laughing) you don't need a good negro card. you got a fast negro car. that's why. - they know you, they already know you. - i don't care what you say, you could be a black person with wings, you gonna get caught eventually. - all right, we're gonna take a break, we'll be right back with more

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the fight is over if you shut your mouth, now i know what you thinking, i gotta get the last word in, think about it. silence is the last word, men hate to be ignored, you wanna break him down, shut up. you really wanna break him down, shut up and walk away, why, he don't know what's gonna happen next. he don't know if you downstairs loading up a gun, sharpening up a knife or mixing up some grits, so (mumble). you wanna keep your man don't you say nothing against your man mama, these men love they mama even if they ain't never met her, he loves his mama. you know he love his mama, they only 13 years apart, but he love her! - [byron] and get sensitive. - mmmhm. - keep my mama name out your mouth. - you have any kids, derrick? - no, i'm happy now. no, i mean more power to people who have kids, but i am sick of these parents today who pamper their kid. they do all this stuff like childproofing, and i don't, it didn't exist when i grew up, not when we grew up, you shouldn't childproof nothing!

don't, hey, we all had (cheering) to stick our finger in the light socket, we lived, we learned. all i'm saying is if you childproof everything for your kids, you know what's gonna happen to them? they gonna grow up and they not gonna have any stories. they gonna have dumb stories like i was riding my bike, i had my helmet, my elbow pad, i fell off, i was okay. that sucks! every adult out here, you have a mark or a scar on your body... - oh yes sir, right there, player. - you did something dumb as a kid, but there's a story that goes with it and you're proud of it. - where's your scar? - (mumble) like hey man, what's that line on your forehead? we were playing catch with a hatchet. - what kind of hillbilly family was you in?! - now sheryl, what's the story, you wanna do a sitcom? - yes, i think if they can have ugly betty, then i need to be on tv!

i'm very upset! i'm very upset. - [don] you not ugly. you not ugly. - okay, i'm about three feet away from pretty maybe, but i think if you can have-- - big misconception. you got african features and ain't nothing wrong with that. - okay. - ain't nothing wrong with that, you just got african features-- - what part of africa? what part of africa? - that's not ugly, that's an american myth! - is that a myth? - you got african, beautiful, big wide nostrils! - wait, why did you go wide? - with big ol' swollen up lips! took you about $500 worth of vaseline to put on them! and that's not ugly, (mumble). - well look, i'll say it like this, if you could have ugly betty, (african chanting) i would do anything to get a sitcom, i would take the lead in seabiscuit 2 as the horse. just to be in the entertainment business. - we gotta take a break, we'll be right back, don't go away, comics unleashed hot chocolate! - [voiceover] to find out how to be part

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(cheering) (hip hop music) - all right, welcome back to comics unleashed hot chocolate. now when is it too much jewelry for a man to wear? - are you making a reference to me? - no, man, you got the bling bling. - well you know, i'm in a mid-life crisis, but i try to, i try to stay in moderation. some people don't know when to give it up. mr. t should take some of them chains off. he gonna mess around and get gangrene in the neck, you pity the fool. - he gonna have the rope imprints in his casket, all this gonna be imprinted right here. - i love mr. t, but man, at some point you got to admit the years have caught up

with you and put some sleeves on your shirt. (laughing) stay young forever, man. - that's true, that's true. what do you think about today's fashions? - black men, when it comes to clothes, we try. sometimes we wrong though. saw a brother at the club wearing purple pants and a yellow shirt, looked like he was pimping skittles. - now arnez, i know you're a spiritual person. - i am very spiritual and i think that we need to start getting back... (laughing) - you're very spiritual in a nice suit. in a nice suit. - [arnez] you don't want me to twirl. - twirl, yes, we want arnez to twirl! (cheering) - who is the best choir director? a gay dude. 'cause they have things on point, they say okay, listen up listen up! (laughing) (cheering)

- oh man. you just got back from the south? - yeah, you know... - [audience member] woo! - thank you. (cheering) i was in the south, i went to new orleans. yeah, and the good, and we still got a long way to go there, but you know what, i'm sorry, anybody in here from new orleans? okay, i'm glad you made it, but it still ain't gonna stop me from talking about what i need to talk about. that brother that stole that 25" television, where was he gonna plug it up? whose house was he gonna take it over? then he started walking in the water with it. like wasn't no alligators around, alligators are looking on sight, would you look at this here! man, i'll be right back, dog, i'll be right back. - give them a round of applause. (cheering) oh man. i wanna thank you at home, thanks for coming. until next time, keep laughing. (cheering) (jazz music)

. i accept your nomination to run and serve as vice president of the united states of america. republican advice presidential nominee michael pence take the national stage. he introduces himself on the country and makes the case as to why donald trump should be the next president. pence spoke about his own values and the strength of donald

trump. >> i'm ukee washington. >> i'm nicole brewer. >> jessica dean is live in cleveland. and at one point tonight, there were boos on the convention floor. good evening. >> reporter: good evening to both of you. we just heard thunder russ applause. appearing with donald trump and this crowd went crazy. take a look. >> the night was an important debut for indiana governor mpz. despite his differences with some of trump positions like the war on iraq, pence gave a full thwarted endorsement. >> with this united party he's got backup and on november 8, i know we will elect donald trump to be the 45th president of the united states.

>> reporter: trump son eric said his father's outsider status is his strength. >> vote for the candidate who can't be bought, sold, purchased, intimidated or steered on the path that is right, just and crew. >> reporter: scott walker was once a candidate for at the gop nomination he took to the stage to fight against hillary clinton. >> i'll vote for anyone other than donald trump in november is a vote for hillary clinton. >> reporter: senator ted cruz was one of trump fearsest competitors and everyone was watching to see if he would endorse the man who called him lying ted. >> i want you to congratulate. >> reporter: there was no endorsement but a push to stop the clinton presidency. >> vote up and down the tick who you trust to testified our freedom. >> reporter: but they chanted for trump and as cruz wrapped

up, and donald trump made an appearance. >> the crowd booed ted cruz. >> god bless each and every every one of you and god bless the united states of america. >> reporter: and that was really a moment to see. we're going to break that down as well as the delegates reception to pence with our analyst allison young coming up later in the broadcast. live in cleveland jessica dean cbs3 "eyewitness news." meantime, there's still focus on monday's speech by milania trump after it emerge that day some of her lines were lifted from a 2008 speech by obama. a trump organization speech writer took responsibility for the plagerism. meredith mciver offered hiring resignation but was rejected. mciver says she did not check the first lady's speechs before approving milania's.

>> and donald trump seems to be enjoying the controversy, the nominee tweeted good news is milania's speech got more publicity in the history of politics especially if you believe that all press is good press. >> joining us now is the chair of the dnc host committee and former pennsylvania governor ed rendell. >> so much to talk about tonight. let's begin off of that story. some time passed. your impressions on the speech controversy. >> i feel sorry for milania trump. i got to know her when i went out to meet her a couple. times with donald and milania's and that was at ivanka wedding. and she was a wonderful kind person's she was set up by either gross negligence or whatever by speech writers. said to nbc she wrote the entire speech with a little help and plagerism like i never seen in a convention speech.

>> how did this happen. >> incompetent campaign. look, i don't mean to be partisan, i think, for example, michael pence made a very good speech, especially when he introduced himself. this convention has been a disaster for the republican, on monday. campaign manager attacked john kasich the popular republican governor of ohio. monday night we have the milania controversy. tuesday, ben carson compared hillary clinton to lucifer and then the crowd started yelling lock her up. which may do well in the hall but doesn't play well with undecided american voters and tonight i've been to eight conventions, i've never seen a major convention speaker not endorse the candidate. that was a humiliating for cruz because he made a blunder. also, what message does that send out to conservative republicans? message is ted cruz thinks

donald trump is not worthy of the election. michael pence the man who started as a democrat, your thoughts on overall message. >> i thought again, very good at the beginning, when he introduced himself in a self dep indicating manner. charming, i thought he did a good job laying out his record as indiana governor. then did a job as possible, defending donald trump. but the big problem is, tonight was supposed to be about the economy. one substantive idea of what republican and the trump administration would do to improve the economy? not one. he's going to repair the infrastructure. how is he going to pay for it? no substantive idea. just rhetoric, and that's where it falls down. secondly, i hope when we get to philadelphia, we don't spend 90 percent time attack to go donald trump. i believe we're going to spend time talking about the things

hillary clinton wants to get done at president. >> speaking of philadelphia and hillary clinton she will be naming her running mate soon. who catches you here who would you like to see. >> i would like to see the senator of agriculture who is great governor of iowa. he's been a terrific secretary of al culture. a western pennsylvania was born in western pennsylvania, terrific guy. i believe it will be either him or tim cane but let me tell you my predictions have been long the last year and a half. >> we appreciate you coming in. as always, thank you, appreciate. we're now five days away from the start of the democratic national convention once again right here in philadelphia. and the clinton campaign is facing strong criticism from the philadelphia police officers union tonight. officials are my happy with the the dnc's lineup of speakers. "eyewitness news" reporter david spunt tells you why. >> reporter: john mcnesby, the head of the fraternal order of police in philadelphia, put out

this scathing letter criticizing the clinton campaign for not including widows and families of police officers killed in the line of duty on the finish speaking list. he used the words shocked and saddened. >> salt in the wound by having these speakers up there and supporters of this police movement. >> reporter: he told "eyewitness news" by telephone he's upset with tuesday night speakers which include mothers of michael brown, eric gardner and mother of sandra blent. the three deaths prompted public protesters of police officers. >> we hope and pray that the community stand behind us. >> reporter: he continued in the letter saying that it is sad that to win an election mrs. clinton must pander to the interest of people who do not know all the facts while the women and women they seek to destroy are outside protecting the political institutions his country. >> while family members of

officers killed in the line of duty are not scheduled to speak. former police commissioner will speak. clinton's communications director said in a statement, quote, as hillary clinton has said, we need to support heroic police officers who put their lives on the line every day as well as listen to the voices of mother who have lost their children, we look forward to highlighting the courageous evidents of law enforcement with speakers of our convention including pennsylvania and praising their work to keep our community safe. >> i've also confirmed can joe sweeney a former nypd detective who rescued people on 911 will al be speaking to delegates at the dnc next week. reporting from the stat center, david spunt cbs3 "eyewitness news." >> thank yous so much. local business owners are looking to cash in on the influx of conventions. the betting on a boost in sales with new deals on food and fashion. and there's a new way to explore the city with a fun twist. >> when 50,000 dnc visitors

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you can complete the challenges in any order. you can arrive at any donkey at any time. >> now players earn points for completing tasks associated with each donkey. anything from answering a trivia question to taking a prelate. points are redeemed and top scores get entered into a raphael for hotel stay or a sports package. tomorrow the dnc host committee is hosting a bash at penns landing for thousands of people who are helping philadelphia get ready. the event will include remarks from local leaders and life entertainment. all conditions off tomorrow at the great plaza on south columbus boulevard. coverage of the republican national convention continues. still ahead, political analysts and former aid to george wbush allison young talks about the biggest take aways from night three of the rnc. >> water worries in several pennsylvania communities. it's a story we've been following months. still ahead why health may soon

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