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>> i get it. >> you are talking in metaphor. >> no, i was talking about actual raisins. ♪ sundays at 10:00 on show time, congrats on the show. who do you play? >> i play kellyann and she is a rigor which means she does the electrical side of it. and gets lifted up into the rafters every every so often, she is part of the crew that tours with the band and is passionate about music and the old way. >> the show is all shot here, right. >> yes. >> james: so when you were shooting, you lived in venice beach. >> i did. >> james: how was that, did you enjoy it. >> i had a good time, you know. i had a beach cruiser bicycle. and one time i was coming out of the supermarket and this guy was just halfway through my bike lock with a set of pliers and ran up, hey, what the hell do

you think you're doing. and i don't know why, but it sort of did an american accent. and he was just about to take my bike and he said he thought it was his bicycle. mier godness i have heard some excuses for my time but that is ridiculous. >> horrifying. >> james: why did you choose to go with that voice? >> i think in a lot of ways otherwise i would say something like, i done think-- like there is an error in your ways. >> james: are you right f you are british, you can't do it-- hello, excuse me, i think you will find that no, okay, you're gone, all right, no worries with. >> exactly. >> james: hey, what are you doing, man, my bike. yeah, that's the way to do it talking of voices, this is hugely exciting plvment chris pine has been nominated for an emmy for his voice roll. on a brilliant animated film, supermansions. >> yes. >> james: do you enjoy doing that sort of animated. >> i love it. it's just sleult freedom. gow in the booth, i work with

this lovely man named zeb. and they would be like what voice do you want to do, are you interested in doing a hitman. >> yeah, sure. >> james: then we tl around and have fun. and i remember i actually so years ago when i was doing it, i was auditioning this place called west side casting in santa monica. and i drive all the way down there and get all gussied up and auditioning for some sort of whatever, ivory soap commercial. and i would always see these guys over in the corner having the time of their lives. they would be panteds, long t-shirts, three day growth beard, hair a skew and they were the voice over actors. and that is the gig i want. that's it. >> that's it. >> so i am going to eat and eat and eat. and i just get more handsome. what are the chances. reggie, do you have a question for our guest this evening? >> yes, i do. tonight's question goes to poots and pine.

when you're out and you're traveling around, do you ever get annoyed by the sounds that certain people make unintentionally? if you do, what are those sounds? >> i find it disconcerting if you think someone's laughing at something you just said and they're just clearing their throat. that happens it me all the time t will sort of be like a-- that's always hard. >> i'm kind of fascinated, you know the people that it's a combination of-- like a smile to serious closed eye thing so they will be like-- i was talking to rebecca and-- you know what i'm saying? you know these people? >> james: i absolutely do. >> it's so-- bizarre. >> james: are you absolutely right. it's so bizarre. >> and she spaed-- passed away but she was very happy. like what, right?

anyway, that's not a sound, it's a thing. >> reggie: i'm afraid that that is correct. >> james: it's absolutely correct. ladies and gentlemen, thank our brilliant guests, chris pine, imogen poots. stick around, we'll be right back. ♪ why get your eyes checked the old fashioned way, when lenscrafters can digitally map them for you. introducing clarifye, no other eye-exam is more precise. ♪ 4 by 4 those who jump start the weekend. the ones who want to see it all... hear it all... and feel it all... all summer long. ♪ jeep renegade -- it's how we live 4 by 4 summer. ♪

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- [voiceover] coming to you from hollywood, almost live, it's comics unleased: hot chocolate. with your host byron allen. tonight, byron welcomes rodney perry, t rexx, retha jones, and michael jr. and now, a man who wants to be like flavor flav, but couldn't find a clock that fits,

byron allen. (applause) - [byron] yeah. (applause) thank you. thank you. alright, thank you. that is very nice of you. thank you. lots going on. i love this. in germany, historians have discovered volumes of previously unpublished music by johann sebastian bach. even more surprising were the vocal tracks laid down by tupac. (laughter) he's everywhere, man. he is everywhere. tupac, is that you? is that you, tupac? (laughter) (applause) say hello to dj a1. (hip hop music)

alright. welcome to comics unleashed: hot chocolate. we're gonna get crazy tonight and have a lot of laughs along the way. say hello to rodney perry. (applause) t rexx (applause) retha jones (applause) and michael jr. (speech drowned out by applause) so jr., you have kids, right? - oh yeah, i do have children, i do. and a wife. and it's kinda cool. you know, i see 'em like every day. (laughter) you know, 'cause they gotta come downstairs, so... (laughter) one of my main things--like my sixth grader, she came home with some math homework. she wanted me to help her. i'm thinking, "sixth grade math? cool. "how hard could that be? how many apples could sally possibly have?"

(laughter) she asked me to helped her write a polynomial. i was like, "sally had a pile of oreos?" (laughter) now, right, i'm paying for a tutor that's like twice a week. first, she go on tuesdays. on thursdays, i go. (laughter) yes. i do have kids. i love my kids. i love hanging around kids. being around them is fun. but my son, right, one time he said to me out of nowhere, right? you get them father-son moments. it's all powerful. you feel like-- my son looks--he's only four. one time he said, "dad, i wanna be a doctor," - [byron] aww. - yes! yes! right? then he said, "or a dinosaur." (laughter) - [byron] how long you been married? - i've been married 10 years, byron. 10 years. - [byron] 10 years? alright. (applause) - yeah man. you know what? the best part about being married is single people. single people always gotta let you know how single they is.

they can't just be single. single people gotta stop everything. "let me tell you something. "i am single. i come and go as i please. "i ain't gotta call nobody. i ain't gotta check in. "this is my house, my car. i am single!" yeah, you single 'til you go home to that lonely apartment. (fake cries) "lord! send me a man! send me a man! "any man, lord, arms, legs!" - i don't know what single people he been talking to. (laughter) - [byron] are you happily single? - oh hell yes. (giggles) i am a bachelorette, ladies! it's a bachelorette! i'm a bachelorette, and i'm happy to be a bachelorette. you know what? for real though. we a bachelor. you know what? every time a man reaches a certain age, they consider him a bachelor. a woman reaches a certain age, she still single, they call us a "spinster," an "old maid." we bachelorettes, ladies. we bachelorettes. that's what we are. - give it up, y'all. - and we happy. and i, you know what, i'm one of these kind of women, i'm happily single. i'm not looking.

and i'm tired of explaining. lotta men don't understand that. you know--shut up. shut up. let me tell you 'bout that one here. honey, you know what, guy talked to me the other day, he said, "well, retha, why is it you don't have a man?" i said, "i'm not looking for a man." he said, "well ain't you looking for a man? "what are you, gay?" - [rodney] uh oh. (mumbles) - why i got to be gay? - are you? - how come i can't just be sick of y'all? (laughter) - [byron] you just sick of us. - yeah, why can't i just be sick of y'all? (applause) why we gotta be gay? - give it up for the lesbians! - [michael] alright, so y'all... - you know what i'm sayin' girl! look at this! - lesbians! lesbians! lesbians! - byron, check it out. now women are making all this noise. rodney's right. a lot of times when women are single, they be like, "aah! i'm still single!" soon as we get a man, "girl, i got me a man! i got a man!" (laughter) just give me a week's worth of denzel, i'm full. i'm cool. - [rodney] you done? - [retha] i'm good. - [byron] wow, look at you. - that'll take care of 10 years of bad denzels, you know what i'm saying? one week of denzel, i'm cool.

(laughter) - how about you, t rexx? you getting along with everybody? - [t rexx] everybody except for that redneck dude. wow. rednecks? they're like the only breed of white dude that's not afraid of black people. (laughter) like, regular white dude, black people, we can scare 'em. like, rodney, you're a big dude. y'all, everybody up here can scare black people, you know, can scare white people. all you gotta do is throw a little bit of bass in your voice, you know, white dude step on your shoe, be like, "ay! you stepped on my shoe!" "holy shamolies! (laughter) "can we take it easy? "can we keep this verbal and not make is physical, please? "i have children! here's $20 to handle the scuff. "i believe you people call it a 'dub.' (laughter) "please!" - "you people!" - [t rexx] but rednecks, you can't talk a redneck out of a fight. no matter how much stuff you talk, a redneck won't back down. you be like, "i'mma punch you in the chest "so hard your shoulders are gonna touch." (southern accent) "boy, you ever dream "about putting your hands on me, "you better wake up and apologize! "i'm a bad son of a bitch!" (laughter) "you're ever on the phone with god

"and i call you, you better click over "and see what the hell i want, "you understand me?" (laughter) "you ever see me fighting a bear, "you better jump in and help the bear." (laughter) regular white dude, you can scare 'em. redneck step on your shoe, he goes, "ay! you stepped on my shoe!" and they'll let you know right up front. they'll talk so much smack, you'll wonder why you said something to this dude in the first place. (laughter) he be like, "well you feet should be so damn big, "now should they?" (laughter) "oh no, you can't have a regular-sized shoe "like a human being. "what is that? 13? frickin' 14? "what are you? some sort of primate? "are you the missing link between the man and ape? "hey everybody, i've done discovered "the missing link between man and ape. "someone get the smithsonian on the line! "i want my damn reward! "hey, everybody, look at him! "i'm amazed he's even standing upright. "look like (drowned out by laughter) "on the evolution chart! "next time you see me coming, "you don't want me to step on your big black feet, "your musical. turn into a dance move. "cha cha side, turn to the side. "cha cha slide, turn to the side."

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(hip hop music) - alright, welcome back to comics unleashed: hot chocolate. see you've been traveling, michael jr.? i like traveling, but some of the airports, i noticed, don't have enough security, - [byron] yeah? - one of 'em didn't even have a real metal detector. - [byron] no? - it was just a lady standing there with a attitude. like, "he look like he got something." (laughter) "beep." she just gonna "beep" me, like out of her mouth. i was like okay, cool, you're not... and she was like, "michael jr., we gonna have to, "we gonna have to search you. "we gonna have to use a wand on you." i was like, alright, it's cool, and i spread my arms out. this little dude named juan came over and started frisking me. (laughter) - how many kids do you have? - [rodney] i have five children. - are you kidding me? - i got five kids, man. i got give kids. my wife and i have three girls, and i have a older son, older daughter, i been doing it for years. (laughter) and you know what? i got four girls, i got my son, and i wanna go on record to america,

every man, ladies, wants a son. if you want a son, make some noise. fellas, come on. every man want a-- i don't care what they say! every man--i got me a son, y'all. give me a hand. got me a son! (applause) my son a tattletale, though. a rat fink, a punk! he tell everything! - [t rexx] a rat fink? - a rat fink! - [t rexx] you been watching the-- - [rodney] tells everything, rexx! my daughter can't make a move without my son telling. "daddy, daddy she run through the house! "i know you told her to stop running through the house! "daddy, daddy, she standing on top the tv! "i know you told her to stop standing on top tv! "daddy, daddy!" "listen, son! (mumbles) you listen and you listen good! don't tell me nothing else. i don't give a damn if y'all get kidnapped. i don't wanna hear about it! now you tell him something like that, byron, thinking that's gonna remedy your problem, my son just find another way to tell. you hear him in the living room screaming to the top his lung. "hey rachelle! are you on top the tv again? (laughter) "look, i'm not gonna tell dad, "but i'm pretty sure he's gonna find out."

(applause) - how many kids do you have? - i got two beautiful daughters, man. - he got three of 'em, cause rodney son told me about the other one. (laughter) - you're wondering why you had another beige kid like... i got two beautiful daughters, man. 13-year-old and four-year-old daughters. (applause) taylor and zoe. i been trying to lose weight, and i have lost about 25 pounds since my daughter zoe was born. and my daughter zoe was actually instrumental in me losing a lotta weight, and when she was about four months old, i was chubby, i had her on my stomach, and i was rocking her to sleep, and i fell asleep, and when i woke up, she was sucking my breasts. (laughter) (applause) it's true, man. (laughter) i joined the gym immediately.

- now where do you pull your comedy from? - a lot of times, i just watch people, like i look at college students. - yeah. - [michael] take somebody, anywhere in the country, take somebody that goes to school like university of southern california. ask 'em what school they go to, you get a nice, quick answer. "what school you go to?" "usc." new york university. nice, quick answer. "what school do you go to?" "nyu." ask somebody that go to community college. (laughter) you get a much longer response. "what school you go to? what school you go to?" "well, see right now, um... (laughter) "i'mma get a couple credits, right. "and my financial aid is supposed to come through, "then my cousin will lend me his books, "then i'mma transfer. "i'mma find jesus. "did i tell you my leg was messed up? "my leg--i hurt my leg the other day "after rodney son tell me where my books is" (drowned out by laughter) - alright, we're gonna take a break. we'll be right back. don't go away. (applause)

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now retha, i heard you a big fan of reality shows. - i got a new show in mind. i got a new show. all the women, all the women are gonna be like outspoken, bossy, opinionated women. - yeah? - that's my new show. - what's it called? - called "who wants to marry this bitch?" there my new show. (applause) that's my new show. - you been hanging out in malls? - [t rexx] yeah man, you know i was trippin' because i took my daughter to baldwin hills mall-- (applause) don't clap for that. you gonna clap for that? - [retha] oh my god. - [retha] what were you trying to do, lose her? - yo, brother, you know, santa claus, growing up, i had no problem with santa claus being black in the mall. but now that i have kids-- santa claus at baldwin hills mall was black. and i have no problem with that, but at least dress like you're really santa claus. (laughter) - santa claus in some house shoes. - yeah, it was obviously like a pillow underneath his red adidas sweatsuit. his hat cocked to the side,