i walked in the house two weeks later and i thought she would have a nervous breakdown, they did it, here's a letter, final notice. >> i looked at it, final notice, thank god we won't be hearing from them no more. she just -- [ applause ] >> when they call you, you know, i mean, how many in the audience is aware that about 61% of those folks who make the phone calls for collection are prison inmates, how many know that? they make 31 cents an hour. i guess some triple serial killer calling me the other day. you know you're late with neiman marcus, punk, you come get the money. you come get it. [ applause ] >> and what -- what a lot of you young folks, you have to stop em lating your momma and daddy and

grandma. that's why we want to blame you all for it. when the bill collector don't do -- don't forget, tell them i'm not home. once you tell a child to lie for you they lie to you. this is dick gregory, what you want? in school they've been trained that you're going to say it's not you. and when you say it's you, you have to run back, what do you say when they say it's them? then they go back -- this is not you. how old are you? 22. i've been owing this company money for 38 hours, what makes you think you're going to collect this in your lifetime? >> that's right. that's right. you understand what i'm saying? [ applause ] sf >> we're going to take a break we'll be right back with more "comics unleashed". >> find out how to be part of >> find out how to be part of the studio audience, go to co c

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know how he caught me because i was only looking at it for like 15 minutes. so the next thing i know, he's in my face screaming at me. i can't believe you're disrespecting me like that, you're looking at my wife's ass, dude, i didn't disrespect you, i didn't even see you. i was focused on your wife's ass. then i just left the lady's room. i just left the lady's room. >> do you haveny kids? >> hell no, i ain't got no kids. >> i am swa single working auntie. they need a day, you got grand mom a day, aunties and uncles need a day too. that's right. you know what, we do stuff like the emergency baby sitting and take them to chuck e. cheese and help with homework.

what happens when my birthday comes around, a piece of paper with a hand print on it. >> i'm the best baby sitter you can have, we're going to a club, we're going to the club. strip club, tip what you want to tip but i'm over here. >> that's the problem, you got to baby sit the right way. stay home with the kids and try to play stupid games. kids don't want to play. kids like what are you doing uncle danny? i'm going to the strip club, you want to go? he ain't never turned me down yet. >> don't tell your momma. >> his momma was stripping at the club. >> how is your dating life going? >> like handicap men. that's right. a handicap man get a check and a good parking space. >> do you have a run-in with the law? zblt difference in the police is

the white cops and black cops. white cops, you speeding -- if you tell the truth to the brothers, he was like where are you going? honestly? >> yeah, honestly. i'm going to a party. he says, any hos going to be there? i'm like what the hell is up -- >> see. >> police escort to the party, let y' all know that. >> i like the cops, i'm dating a cop right now, you know, for years law been doing me and now i'm doing the law, like that. >> cops stopped me one time, mr. green, my boy has warrants too, you might want to take both of us. >> never go to jail by yourself, that's what i'm saying. >> what you needed to do is use your comic ability. i'm doing like 140 miles an hour, right?

and this white state trooper way back in the red neck country jump over this hill and catch me, no telling what he was doing. but there's a universal thought, i got a big dilemma with you in five minutes it will be 12 midnight and that's my birthday and my wife has a big party for me. no way in the world i can let you know. if i write you a ticket, there's a little hick town and been a state trooper for 37 years, you give me any kind of legitimate reason why and that's when fear, you just stay cool and say, well, i was going this fast for 37 years ago a white state trooper ran off with my black wife. and tonight when i look at my rearview mirror, i thought you was bringing her back. [ applause ] >> we have to take a break. we'll be right back with more "comics unleashed." don't go away. irror, i thought you

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♪ >> welcome back to comics unleashed. >> why do you think older people have a hard time understanding younger people? >> they are crazy. first, here's what you have, you have a bunch of old folks that don't understand that young folks, we're a reflection of the parents. if my mother and father had blonde hair and blue eyes and i showed up looking like this, you should have serious questions because i'm a reflection of my mom and dad. when old folks get out of their mind that a 5-year-old child trying to reach the mayo past

the wine to get -- especially a bunch of old black folks believed they have suffered a lot, they have, they've gone through racism and crazy stuff and believe they are going to sit at the right hand of god. they believe the older they get the more wisdom. if ufs dumb at 9 years old, you're going to be dumb at 99. [ applause ] >> and you young folks, you know, they talk about honor your mother and father, if they are honorable. if hitler is your dad, you got to be stupid to honor him. you have to be think for yourself. when you sit and look at all of this game that the old folks -- that's old folks, the good old days, look, i'm 75 years old, only good thing about the good old days was they left. let me tell you something, we were so poor and hungry when i was a little child the best day we had in the house was

halloween. you can wear your natural clothes and everybody thought you were dressed for the occasion. oh, look you got shoes that look just like feet. when you get stopped, they sit around and saying, i don't know what's wrong with you young ones today, when we was their age we never locked no doors. you didn't have nothing. you hear me? he's so ignorant and out of it, he gets scared of rich white folks getting robbed, he got 27 locks on his door. and got nothing in the house. somebody broke in, they would leave something. the house he lives in is so small, he stuck the key in the door one day and stabbed 12 people. they was in the backyard. you stop and think about the old folks they are upset over the

baggy pants and shoes not tied and looking slouchy. hitler, without emotions, look at him, in civilian or military, he was i am mac lat, never had his shoes untied and maybe god is trying to tell us through our young people, never again will you ever judge another one of my creatures from without. >> all right. [ applause ] >> let me ask you something before we depart here, what do you think about how far we've come since the civil rights movement? >> in the civil rights bill that came through, it did not say for black only. go back and think about 40 years ago, a white woman could only be a stew ardess ofrn commercial airlines, a black stewardness and white woman couldn't be a mechanic, so it was the civil rights bill that came through.

and said all of them because didn't say for negroes only and the white woman had to look out of the center page of the magazine. when you see a short fat stewardess, we liberated her, not her daddy, not the marines. >> give him a round of applause. [ applause ] >> i've got to tell you, i'm so happy to be here with you because you are absolutely one of my heroes. you're one of the reasons ia93ñ became a stand-up comedian. >> right. >> and you inspired me in more ways than one. thank you for being here. thank you, mr. dick gregory. i want to thank all of you and thank you at home for joining us. until next time, keep laughing. ♪

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>> tonight an eruption of cheers at the democratic national convention for senator bernie sanders he vows to continue fighting for his supporters while endorsing hillary clinton for president. >> it has been a day of is cord inside the wells fargo center and outside. day one of the dam cat particular national conventions in the books. it wasn't white-out controversy. good evening i'm ukee washington. >> i am jessica dean we are coming to you life from the far go center where we are wrapping up day one of the democratic national convention. senator bernie sanders just walked off the stage that was the biggest eruption of applause of the night. he was the final speaker for day one. he urged unity among the party.

he also expressed disappointment about the nomination process. >> i understand that many people here in this convention hall and around the country are disappointed about the final results of the nomination process. i think it's fair to say that no one is more disappointed than i am. we need leadership, which brings our people together and makes us stronger, based on her ideas and her leadership, hillary clinton must become the next president of the united states. >> to that end, sand said the election is about which candidate offers real viewingss. >> it was certainly a boisterous night after a day filled with

conflict. >> david spunt is live on the floor. david. >> reporter: jessica what an he emotional night when senator sander came out here. i'm standing with a sanders delegate. you can see chuck, thank you for talking to us tonight. when i walked in here tonight every time hillary clinton name was mentioned i heard boos that didn't happen when sander came out did he say what you wanted him to say. >> he said a lot of what i wanted him to say, he really understand we need to defeat trump, no question. into. >> reporter: do you believe they truly supports hillary clinton, some people say he might not. he did help unify the party tonight. >> smythe there's no doubt that he did go a step toward unifying the party a lot of sanders supporters who are passionately committed to his agenda, his specific i, its going tying time for people to come ruined and

look to hillary clinton to earn their votes. >> reporter: thank you very much, i really appreciate you talking tows. senators supported he told me before the interview that hillary clinton has to earn his vote. i spoke with under room dnc, she took over from debbie wasserman schultz after thousand of emails were leaked that forced her to re resign. here's what she had to say about the impact here. >> the campaign is the movement continues and bernie embodies more than just a candidate who ran and fell short. he embody december a man whose committed to the goals of dequality and just tins ensure, every child has an opportunity to chief his or her dream. that is something that you cannot end, that's something you have to respect. i respect their voices.

>> reporter: another supporter told me this could be likely the last time that sanders in lies high has a chance to speak in front of millions of supporters that's why it was an emotional night. looking forward to tomorrow with the roll call vote. big news tomorrow night former president clinton will be on stage tomorrow night david spunt cbs3 eyewitness news. >> thanks so much. we did spot president bill clinton in the crowd in one of the box watching speeches we'll see what he has to say. thanks so much. the party hoping to shift the scene tonight from the tension it was feeling due to togetherness. >> the biggest stars spoke on the stage just behind us tonight including the first lady of these united states. a see of purple signs michelle. the first lady walked to the microphone. she choked up