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however, studies show that 95% of the cash spent in america is spent by black faces. that's because we don't have no credit. they should put black people on money. >> yeah? >> i mean, the dollar right now -- he got the quarter and the dollar. let's put godfather of soul. james brown. >> al sharpton. put him on a food stamp.

>> what? >> that make people feel like they really balling. like when i was little you couldn't spend the $10 without the book. i had food stamps. you could buy them cash off people. >> you could walk in the front like you really spending like it's a credit card, too. "put it on my card." >> i mean, we all do, man. we don't get stressed like other people. you know, man. we don't stress out like that. like other folks stress out. white folks. talk about being broke. we know how to be broke, it don't stress us. go to work the next day.

>> how's the road treating you? >> it's fun, man. i've traveled a lot recently. i've been just getting out and touring a little bit. i just took my first train ride from new york to philly. i had never done that before. that's a lot of fun. it was ten stations. oh, my god. >> you get the good shows. movies and stuff. i be getting the crappy shows. i be opening up for black-owned rodeos. try to emcee a female strip show. my show it was whack because all the strippers were backstage praying before the show. buck naked hos in a circle holding hands praying for good tips. >> black people like crazy

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who do you talk to for military advice right now? i'm hillary clinton and i approved this message. well, i watch the shows. i mean i really see a lot of great - you know, when you watch your show and all of the other shows... while donald trump watched tv, as secretary of state, hillary clinton negotiated a cease fire in gaza. a reduction in nuclear weapons... took on vladimir putin... and stood up against the trafficking of human beings. a steady leader in an unsteady world.

hillary clinton makes history in philadelphia, a city of many firsts in the story and our nation, she is now the first woman ever to become the presidential nominee of a major political party. >> it was clinton's one-time rival bernie sanders who joined a historic roll call vote for a had show of unity. >> outside the convention perimeter, protesters continue to make their voices heard. the familiar face who joined them. night two of the democratic national convention here in philadelphia. will go down in the history books. good evening, i'm jessica dean? i'm ukee washington. hillary clinton has been

nominated for the office of president and she spoke to the delegate and it's nation via satellite >> hello philadelphia, i am so happy. it's been a great day and night. what an incredible honor you have given me. i can't believe we just put the biggest crack in that glass ceiling yet. >> the crowd went wild on that. just a short time ago, her husband, bill clinton, a former president of the united states gave his case as to why he thinks his wife should be elected. >> she's insatiably curious, a natural leader, a good organizer. and she's the best darn change maker i ever met in my entire life. people say, well, we need to change. she's been around a long time. she sure has and she sure been worth every single career she put in the making people's lives

bette better. >> bill clinton summed up that hillary clinton has a totally progressive record on economic and social issues. the former president was the source of energy here tonight and so was senator bernie sanders who put hillary clinton over the top earlier today. >> let's go to the convention store to david spunt standing by with more on this landmark moment. david? >> jess and ukee, it was a big moment when bill clinton took the statement i have to tell you maybe the screams were a little bit louder when vermont senator bernie sanders was sitting in the stands tonight 10 forfeited all of the votes for vermont that went to him for hillary clinton. >> i move that hillary clinton be selected as nominee of the democratic party for president of the united states. [cheers and applause]. >> reporter: within an 11th hour surprise, hillary clinton former them misses was in the party. senator bernie sanders suspended the rules and cast all vermont

votes for hillary clinton. delegate stephanie mark stein support sanders from the beginning and was a sign for sanders supporters to move on. he moved to -- he pushed the dialogue to the left. >> reporter: sanders friend and long time senate colleague sat feet away from sanders and spoke to cbs3 moments after. >> he raised issues that need to be raised. he did the right thing. his wife and my wife hug hd each other. he did the right thing. >> reporter: more than 100 sanders supporters don't care about hillary clinton and made that clear when they angrily match marched out of the building after he cast his vote for hillary clinton. >> stop it for with the foolishness. don't know deadline bring it over here. >> reporter: she's a bernie sanders whose angry. she's married to vincent houston but despite being on opposite sides, it's time for everyone to

overcome differences and come together. >> the option of donald trump becoming president of the united states, the ultimate con artist becoming president of the united states is not an option. >> reporter: when i walked into this convention hall yesterday, you could really feel the tension between hillary clinton and bernie sanders supporters tonight after bernie sanders cast those votes. some people were upset but a lot seem to be coming together. reporting from the convention floor, david spunt cbs3 "eyewitness news." david, thank you for that. had before the president came out tonight, the stage featured mothers with a message, and many heavy hitters in the political arena >> included a discussion of donald trump's foreign policy proposal. madeline al bright, the trail blazing first female secretary of state minced no words. >> the fact is he has already

done damage just by running for president. >> al bright slammed donald trump for his foreign policy ideas and for praising the strength of dictators like vladamir puten. >> has he undermined our fight against terrorism by alienating our muslim partners. he has weakened our standing in the world by threatening to walk away from our friend and allies >> woman after woman took the stage to congratulate clinton for being the first woman nominated for president >> we are preparing to shatter the strongest highest marble ceiling in our country by electing hillary clinton president of the united states. >> speakers also addressed the tensions between police and the black community. especially in the wake of recent ambush killings of police officers. the police chief of pittsburgh said he has hoped both sides can come together. >> we can respect and support

our police officers while at the same time pushing for these important criminal justice reforms. >> nine black mothers who lost children to violence, gun fire or suicide took at the stage together, including the mother of trayvon martin killed by a man acquitted of murder. the mother thanked hillary clinton for speaking up for black lives. >> this isn't about being politically correct. this is about saving our children. hillary clinton isn't afraid to say that black lives matter. she isn't afraid two sit at a table with grieving mothers >> as the women cleared the stage for the next group, the courthouse chanted black lives matter. and black lives matter demonstrators and other protesters made their voices heard the second day of the convention through the at the city >> rahel solomon monday joins us

from fdr park where more demonstrators have gathered again tonight. rahel good evening. >> good evening, jess and ukee, you may remember yesterday during the 11:00 live shot. it was much different. we were dealing with temperatures feeling like the you triple digits. we were dealing with heavy rain. today, much more bearable temperatures that may have been the reason we saw larger crowds now and earlier on broad street. philadelphia police had to detain several protesters tuesday after some were seen trying to hop a fence into a secure area into the wells fargo center. . also on day two of the dnc hundreds marched on broad street beginning in north philly and ending at city hall. the protesters came from all over the country, but their message was singular. organizers tell me they're protesting the death of black men at the hands of law enforcement and use of excessive force. >> we have a social and injustin issue injustice going on

>> while all were welcome to protest alongside the group, this struggle is one that solely affects african-americans. [inaudible] >> solidarity, we can win. and one of the chants i did hear people united will never be defeated. >> reporter: lending her voice and support was actress ashley judd >> i was on my way, and this is the most perfect and poetic diversio diversion. >> reporter: we just told you about those people being detained. just within last minute another, police sources telling me three people were actually taken into custody and the secret service will be charging them for trying to get over a fence into at a

secure area. if that is, in fact, true, this will be the first arrest of the democratic national convention. reporting at fdr park, rahel solomon. cbs3 "eyewitness news." as we did last week at we're talking with representatives from both sides of the aisle. >> that's right. and joining us now from the cbs3 stat center is joe, chairman of the philadelphia republican party. thanks so much for being with us. >> thanks for having me. >> we saw bill clinton at the end talking about his wife, telling personal stories. bill clinton carrying pennsylvania when he was running for president. how do you think that it sounded to the people of pennsylvania and republicans >> it was a wonderful trip down memory lane he left out things like white water, jennifer flowers, benghazi, monica lou within ski. i don't think people want to go back to that. i think we'll have a really good opportunity to make pennsylvania right again this year.

>> when it comes to the sanders voters, what's the republican idea as far as trying to woo them maybe over that that side. >> you know, bernie sanders was going for months and months to try to take down the clinton, and he was unsuccessful. i believe he jumped the shark tonight. many of the supporters see that but they're going to continue to fight with or without. bernie sanders. what happened with wikileaks, her selection of tim kaine, they're seeing other options. this re if it's not donald trump presentence it's jill but i do not they will be voting for hillary clinton >> how do republicans make end roads if you're saying they won't vote for hillary, is there a chance for them to make end roads >> we turned 5,000 new republicans in the city of

philadelphia alone, northeast, the river wards, roxboro, manayunk, a lot of blue collar workers that saw the disasters and different things like that over time. they believe that donald trump is going to bring jobs here to this country and put them back to work. and that's why they're going to vote for donald trump. that's why we're going to swing this election to him. >> we thank you for coming in. and expressing your views. thank you so much. >> thanks for having me. >> you got it. republican nominee donald trump and his running mate mike pence will be in trenton tomorrow. >> he spoke in charlotte north carolina today. he outlined had his ten point plan. during an interview with wfor, trump attempted to appeal to bernie sanders supporters. >> i think bernie got very tired. he wants to go home, go to sleep, go to bed. he wants do get out, so looks like he got tired and probably the people will sort of go home. i think we're going to get a lot of the sanders people because we're being so ripped off on

trade and jobs. >> meantime trump criticized corey booker on twitter after the democrat said the billionaire was not a leader during his convention speech last night. today, booker responded by saying he's going to answer trump hate with love instead of hate. >> we're eyewitnesses to history in philadelphia as the dnc nominated hilary clinton for the president of the united states. >> we also went outside the wells fargo center and hit the city streets to get reaction. what voters are saying about this historic day for our country. >> new details in the dnc, what officials are saying about the group responsible. kate >> as rahel mentioned you. it was more comfortable day but we do have more heat on the way for the next couple days. i'll