you can kicking and screaming and you can't get out. >> james: that's the worst. >> that sounds great. >> james: are you ticklish? >> absolutely, yeah. and they were-- okay. all right. all right. okay. okay. no. all right. >> okay. >> james: oh, i'm the worst, no i'm all right. i am okay. it's like the very, very top of the inside of my thigh. but you seem cara you are into pranks. >> yeah. >> james: when was the last time you pranked someone? >> just a minute-- no. probably i was fourth of july, pretty fun. i was in rhode island at taylor swift's house. >> james: weren't we all. invite. >> mr. you guys not there.

>> james: i was looking at it going, what does a guy got to do to get an invite, what have i got to do. why i did not make the cut. >> i don't know, james. you got to ask yourself that. >> james: did you make the cut. >> yup. >> yup. >> james: i looked at that picture on the balcony, on the chairs, i could have-- i could have been next to ryan reynoldsk me and my wife, we could have sat on ryan reynold as lap. so what happened. what did you prank out there. >> so kesha was sleeping on the top floor with the heinz sisters and they were in this creepy area of the house thevment had been watching murder mysteries all day. so me, ruby rose and oozeo decided to become a ghost crew and started making this massive plot to scare the crap out of them. we got torches, speakers, we did sound effects. we were going to do walking chairs with bits of thread like outside. we went full in. we waited until they went to sleep at about 4 a.m., told taylor and tom because the

security is massive so we didn't want to get shot. >> james: you do not want them to know you're out. >> you don't want-- . >> james: he's training to be bond. twid els will take you down. >> so we went, told them. and we kind of set it up and it took a bit of a turn for the worse. they basically nearly called the police which is funny because we're like, i love that you would call the police if you think there is a ghost outside the house. that is why it should be ghostbusters but it went on for about two hours and they never fore gave us. we still aren't talking now. >> james: no. >> no, no, i'm joking. >> james: don't tell me the squad is broken up. >> but i think, taylor and tom were-- they got woken up and they came upstairs and oozo was in the corn we are a light in her hand, i was throwing myself on the floor punching things and they were screaming and they're like, let's walk back downstairs, leave this scene vz but tom is the night manager.

cohave dealt with it. >> he was just peeing himself in a corner. >> james: dave, talking of crazy things. you have been doing these press tours for nerve. all of these crazy dares. >> correct. >> james: tell everyone the sort of things you have been doing. >> what did we do, i saning in public at the apple store in new york, back street boys. >> i bit into a bar of soap. i ate a serrano chili alot of exciting stuff. >> james: today this is sort of the end of the press tour and we thought are you up for one more dare. >> you better believe it, yes. cheesier maws. >> james: so we thought-- we thought that maybe for the rest of the show, you would take ck's place and be our drummer. do you have any experience playing the drums, have you ever played before. >> never before, it's going to be great.

(applause). >> james: here we go. >> thank you so much. any tips? >> no. >> okay. >> no tips. here we go. >> james: you feel good back there franco. >> i have never felt more comfortable. yeah. >> just move as much as possible. >> is that it, ready. >> hit as many. >> james: we'll carry on with the show as if he is here. so yes, reggie, do you have a question for any of our guest this evening? >> yes, i do, james, tonight's question goes to cara. >> okay. >> i am the only other one, so what can you do. car blanca would you like to have lunch? >> with you, any time. >> reggie: that is correct. >> james: please don't g incredible guest, cara delevingne, dave franco on the

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earth, man. you couldn't say nothing to her. can i have some water? "no, you can't! no, you can't." my grandmother would make you stay outside. i don't know if people remember that. when you had to go outside. from 8:00 in the morning to 8:00 at night. you scared to come in and pee. >> she was kind of slick. she was the kind of person that would give you a compliment and insult you at the same time. ooh, baby, you -- you looking wonderful. look at you looking like an old ho. you know, she don't like you saying, you know, me and my girl, we over to the house

visiting. she in the garden working. i see her smoke in the garden. i say grandma, smoke. get out of the house. oh, grandma. >> bad attitude. >> i'm sad that my grandma still having sex. >> how do you know this? >> i said my great grandma. me, my grandmother, my mom. having a great time at christmas. my grandmother gets up, starts dancing, talking about old age, got to learn how to do a handstand. they can drop it in. >> how's your family? >> i love my family to death. as a matter of fact, i brought my family with me tonight. but they in the car. i thank god i was raised by my

grandfather. my real dad was crazy. my real dad tried to get my mama to have an abortion with me when i was 6. >> you did a great job on "duets." great job. >> oh, thanks. >> that show was a lot of fun. i took the gig simply so i could watch little richard every single night. that is music history. plus he added that element. because simon cowell and the guys that did "american idol" did that show and they wanted to get that same drama going. so they cast little richard and marie osmond. so between the two of them it was just -- he would give these -- "you sing. you sing so well i could put" --

whoo! yeah, little richard. that's music history. the guys that have very distinct speech patterns. god bless his soul, the godfather james brown. those guys when they weren't out with us, whoo. click. man. tonight's show was incredible.

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