or over tlchhere. i don't like them. it's been over five years since they attacked us. i just flew this past september 11th. i didn't realize till i got to the plane that i was the only guy in the plane. they really screwed stuff up for us. altered our lives. i travel so much. we're the good people. this is our country. but i'm always the random guy at the airport they search for the flight. i'm like how about the lady with the veil? anything? the guy on the end making the snake come out of the basket. you think he might be a red flag? let's go through guinea boy's stuff. i was working in las vegas when the terrorist strike happened. they stop for nobody. they still did shows. i was on stage. i don't even want to do this show. let's go down to aladdin and kick some ass. >> we're going to take a break.

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you got the stuff? not with me now. it's in the car snchlt . it's not in the car. you want to go outside and try again? you start messing around. i just want to know how to get so sesame street. >> oh, man. >> been visiting the family? yeah. when you go home your family breaks you down. they do, man tc. it always starts big. when you first hit the door, really happy like hey, you home. how you doing? two hours later, you don't know me. you don't know me. you don't know my place. that's a gun? oh, call the police. >> so pablo you a fbig fan of horror films? lie i can the old friday the 13th movies.

those kids are so easy to kill. strangle them with a cordless phone. the best thing is friday the 13th movie. they always got the spirit that comes out. is anybody out there? how you doing, man, with your health and all? you been working out? >> fitness wise? look at me. >> i was trying to be nice. i was trying to be nice. >> you know what? i got to be honest with you, man. you know, i know people talk about running and marathons and all that stuff. i -- when i used to live in l.a. 6:00 in the morning i was doing a radio show and saw people running. where i'm from, someone running at 6:00 in the morning, something's happening. and, you know, believe me, italians, we're in running suits all the time. but we don't run. you understand me? we don't run from anything.

but i hate these health people. in l.a. it's a big thing. well, not with everybody. but you got to be healthy. the big thing, got to work on those abs, i have one ab and i'm very happy with my ab. i like to think of it as a forehead warmer. >> forehead warmer. you've been talking about getting older? >> people getting older nowadays. now they got the viagra thing. sometimes i go to gentlemen's clubs and see old guys there. >> is that a strip club? >> yes. gentlemen's club. >> you go there and you see these old guys there getting older. hey i got viagra now, i get it up. but now they got so much of these viagra stuff. got cialis? the other one -- i forget. i had it on the hip of my

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know, that it's a transsexual. that's probably the point in your life where you don't want to scrimp or save. if you're going to do that you want to dig deep in the pockets. a lot of transsexuals they look like god was making a woman and he ran out of money. i can't do no more with this one. sell it half price! >> kind of strange when you see that. sometimes they blow their cover. they look like a woman tha. then they'll be like the other day i was at nordstrom. >> we drove by them on santa monica dlf monica boulevard. i told my buddies throw a football and see if we can win one of them back. >> this of them still have it in them. >> you just had a medical procedure, right? sk >> yeah. i had to do something. had to go see a urologist.

i dnt knidn't know what to expe. ugliest nurses i've ever seen. why would you want to do a crappy job like this? he said that's the other guy. he said let me explain the procedure. we're going to have to go into your penis with a camera and i said it's going to be a short film. i actually went in for a reduction, but -- well, you don't know what it's likes to go through your whole life without wearing shorts. well, you do. >> it's real, baby. if i was in the pee doctor, he said this will take all night. you know what i'm saying? >> what do you think with racism in america today? >> i thought there was a problem with it but i guess not. you're the

>> what's up? >> boy, d do i feel like an ore right now. yeah, i think racism exists but -- and i think it's a problem. i think the problem and i'm not afraid to say it. imfrom the inner city. if you have a gun, so be it. i think the problem is the slangs. being italian they call me dago. mexicans they call bean or wetback. black people we call, you know, black >> did you see the white people? they were like holy smoke,

where's he going with this one? >> white people get nervous. they don't understand that blacks and i ttalians, we get along because you work for us. >> all right. we're going to take a break. we'll be right back with more "comics unleashed." >> to find out how to be part of your studio audience visit comics unleashed.com.

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welcome back to "comic unleashed." >> what do you think is sexy? i'm i rish. we don't have a lot of sexual

assault sex ualite. i think the la teen no girls took it off. yes, the doctor goes to spank you, more, more, more, i'm irish catholic. this is what i get. >> pab lorlo, who's your favori act tor? >> the guy who does the movie. he orders breakfast like that. i like two eggs beaten beyond recognition. i would say movie preview guys. him having sex, ah, ah, ah, coming soon. >> same old stuff. >> then you keeping up with technology? >> i hate technology. i'm sick of technology. i can't keep up with it. the blue ray, the -- you know, i

hate it with -- this is my worst thing. how about we use the phone like you used to do? now i've got to turn the computer on and type. i don't even know how to type. i've got to find instant messager. i just pull the plug. i can't stand any of it. i like the fancy tv, but you got the vcr and dvd and surround sound. i got mike six remotes. i couldn't handle anymore. i want one bit of technology so a get universal remote but i'm terrified of it because you have to punch codes. i punch in the code and i press are tv. i do the satellite dish and everything is working. i want to watch dvd and the button makes it go to dvd but that's not on the universal remote. so i had to bring it back. then ajust the tracking. now i have seven friging remotes. so i'm tired.

i'm not even here. this is an image. >> yeah. i don't even know what camera's on me and that's pissing me off too. his light is blinking but i think the battery is dying. >> i like technology. i like that because now -- >> kwha what do you mean? having keys to the car? >> when you getting your butt naked on you don't have to go out to the house. you download your butt naked and you know those little porno movie clips? 10, 15 seconds? a thousand of them at a time. >> takes my computer four days to boot up. >> give them a round of applause. thank you guys. that was really a lot of fun. thank you for joining us. until next time keep laughing.

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right now at 11:00 an icy rescue, a horse gets stuck in a partially frozen pond. ice is a concern parts of the region. i'll tell you when it moves out but first >> it has been the honor of my life to serve you. i won't stop. >> president obama farewell

address. at one point tearing up as he says good-bye. president said he will can't to servant good evening everyone, i'm ukee washington. >> i'm jessica dean. >> he not only reflected on his eight years in office. he looked to the future. back where it all began, president barack obama walked on the stage in chicago to cheer family, friends, staffs and supporters. he was there to say thank you to the american people. >> every day i've learned from you. you made me a better president and a better man. >> reporter: after listing what he considers his administration's achievements from the affordable care act to restoring relations with cuba to marriage quality he thanked the many starts in the crowd >> because of you by almost every measure, america is a better, stronger place than it was when we started. >> reporter: the president talked about the state of our democracy. saying there must be economic

opportunities for everyone for the country to thrive. he also discussed race. >> race remains a potent and office a force in our society. now, i've lived long enough to know that race relations are better than they were ten or 20 or 30 years ago no matter what some folks think. but we're not where we need to be. and all of us have more work to do. >> he called on all americans to join together to participate in the democratic process, promising to join them as a citizen >> if you're tired of arguing with stranger on the internet. try talking with someone in real life. lace up your shoes and do organizing. if you're disappointed by your elected officials get clipboard get signatures and run for office yourself >> but the most emotional part was personal as the president thanked his family starting with

his wife michelle >> you took on a role you didn't ask for and you made it your own. with grace and with grit and style. >> he also thanked his daughters, sasha and malia. >> through the burden of years in the spotlight oh so easily of all that i have done in my life. i'm most proud to be your dad. >> president obama closed with a phrase that started his journey to the white house >> yes, we did. yes, we can. thank you god bless you. >> the president also thanked vice president joe biden. saying picking biden to be his running mate was the first and best decision he made as a presidential nominee. icy conditions are still a concerned at this hour. part of our region remain under a weather weather advisory, kate bilo has more on freezing rain >> you can see behind me lots of pink on the radar picture as

this system moves in from the west. you can see it's taking over our north and west suburbs especially the pink is an indication this rain a freezing on contact. notice how the it moves into philadelphia and the surrounding suburbs the pink is changing to greens and reds and yellows, an indication it's plain rain, as you head to the north and west suburbs we're see seeing snow and freezing rain. slick conditions in a you for a spots north and west allentown towards reading, freezing rain and rain mixing with snow as well. heading down into lehigh county you're seeing the freezing rain and snow, now it's changing into just plain rain as it hits warmer air over philadelphia and the surrounding suburbs. temperature-wise, we're above freezing, it has to do with the ground temperature, temps in the mid 30's, air temperature-wise but the ground is cold. we're coming off the 20's and we're seeing that freeze and on contact in the north and west suburbs. we've seen the weather weather advisory trim back for bucks and

montgomery montgomery county we're still seeing the advisory until midnight nearby in the lehigh valley and bucks county. i'll tell you more about a big warmup in our future through the end officer week. ukee >> before you head out the door, watch "eyewitness news" this morning for up to the minute weather and traffic. our morning team starts at 4:30 a.m. emergency rescue comes to the rescue of a horse. alexandria hoff talked to the horse's owner. >> reporter: one-year-old ricky ricardo is understandably exhausted. >> are you he tired? >> reporter: warm in his stable is a big change from the predicament he found himself in just hours ago. as rescuers work to free him from the middle of an icy pass to her pond. >> it was ok until he got to the middle. ice would not hole him >> kim simmons said she never

had a young horse venture out over ice before. when her daughter called around 11:00 a.m. to say that ricky was stuck. she rushed back >> for baby, he was relaxed but getting tired >> thick ice on the perimeter of the pond made pulling him out ropes impossible. >> they helped sledge hammers and ice picks tried to get break the ice so he could get a pass. >> reporter: less than an hour, ricky was out of the five feet deep water and back on dry land with lots of blankets and warm food waiting for him >> he got a warm brand mash to help warm him up from the inside out >> it's not exactly clear when he fell in but kim believes he was likely in the water for about an hour and a half. >> we'll monitor him the next couple days >> with a show nickname like intoxicated. this was quite the sobering experience for everyone involved. >> that water was completely snowed over, so curious young