let me make sure i do this right. switch it to bass and watch. ♪ right. (laughter) (applause) it's amazing. but you might also want to lay down a beat, right, but maybe you don't have a drum kit handy, not a problem. watch this, let me just set it to drums. okay, watch this. get the sticks. (laughter) that's the high-hat, i'm really

not-- how hard is that, i'm clearly doing the high-hat. you silly watch! (applause) (laughter). ♪ (cheers and applause) (laughter). >> james: now let's say, that's not all. let's say it is sexy times at home, now i will let you into a bit of my personal life now. on special occasions, birthdays, anniversaries, christmas, i will go back to my bedroom with my wife. we will french kiss for anything between 40 and 50 seconds.

(laughter) i will then place her on the edge of the bed, take five steps away, remove all of my clothes and play a sultry sax o phone-- saxophone solo, fully nude. it's what i do, ladies, control yourself, the thing is to do it you have to have a saxophone, so you have to go, get it out of the case, you have to put it all together. empty the spit val of, and i have to admit, any time you are using the term spit val-of-it's a mood killer, okay, that is not an issue any more. because if i set my watch to saxophone. ♪ okay.

but-- (applause) it's not just musical instruments. it is not just musical instruments. what is the biggest problem facing a man in america today. we all know what it is. the inability to giggle like a school girl. most men can't giggle like a school girl, it's sexist, is what it is, but now that's over. 23 i set.my watch like this, watch. someone says something a bit risque. it is wonderful. anybody here like to party? you like to party? (cheers and applause). >> james: you like to party? i like to party, partying is maybe my third thing to do. third thing to do, it goes attending church, volunteering at the local soup kitchen and then partying, okay. now attending church, volunteering at the local food kitchen, helping kittens get a dod and then partying, so number four. if you are like me, you have got to be ready to party any time,

anywhere. how do you signify a party, reggie, that's right, you just hit the air horn, okay. so look, you can be anywhere, yo, guys this party is sick. ice it anywhere. hey, any blue berry muffins, you do. (air horn sound) it works all the times. it works in any situation, karen, i'm so sorry for your loss. (air horn sound) right now my jewish friends, my jewish friends-- that is a long air horn, my jewish friends here will know, in the middle of high holidays. this next feature couldn't have come at a better time. maybe are you celebrating yom kippur or bar mitzvah and the band doesn't show up, not to worry, you set your watch and-- (playing halfa nagila).

>> james: what is better is-- with this new apple watch technology it makes it even easier to switch between all of the different apps. i will set it on switch and look at this, watch. ♪ ♪ (laughter).

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very disrespectful to the bowling community when you say that, ryan. i think we all know what it is, it is a sort of, it is a perfect shirt if you are a messy eater. >> that's actually why i wore it. >> james: all right, now look here's how the game works. are you looking for a little cash, could some hard cash help you out? >> always. >> james: well, the game is wheelin' and dealin'. this is the deal, full of wheel deals, real deals, no. >> wheel deals. >> james: you spin the wheel deal to win the cash but you can take a chance at the end and multiply that cash by making a deal. we'll get to that later. but first it's time for you to go over and spin the wheel. okay. (applause) okay, so in your own time, ryan, when you are ready, give it a good strong spin. here we go. >> james: it's got $20,000,

$5,000, $10,000. we don't want to hit the no prize, that is the only one we don't want to hit. all right. here we go. (laughter) you got to keep playing, keep playing. okay. how hard did you spin it? i said strong but-- protocol for this sort of thing?

oh, here we go, it's slowing down. we're coming around, we're coming around, coming around. what? what is going-- is this a-- keep playing, keep playing. ♪ here we go. oh! here we go-- how long is this segment? we-- oh, here we g here we go, here we go, here we go.

plawses (applause). ♪ oh, here it comes. what is it going to be, what is it going to be. oh, come on. (laughter). >> james: how did we put that on this wheel. well, okay,-- let's give it another spin, but a tiny one, okay. don't, don't try to show off or anything, all right. let's recap, the game is wheelin' and dealin', this is the wheel, the wheel is full of wheel, real deals. >> wheel deals. >> james: give it a spin, lightly spin it, okay. right, well that's not--

(applause) no, no, don't do the thing, no. absolutely not. that's too much money. we are not-- we're not-- no, it's got to be a little spin. got to be one spin. >> okay. >> james: okay, all right, all right, here we go, wheel deals, real deal, wheel deals, no. >> wheel deals. >> james: okay, let's give it a spin, a light spin. ♪ spin the wheel. >> james: oh, come on. no, no, no. all right, forget it, forget it, we'll be right back with minnie driver and don johnson. ♪

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♪ ♪ >> james: welcome back. let's meet our guests tonight. she stars in abc's speechless,

please welcome minnie driver. ♪ minnie driver. >> james: he stars in brawl in cell block 99, please welcome don johnson. don johnson. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> james: thank you so much for being here, thanks for stopping by. i have got to be honest, minnie, when i met you before, i never realized quite how tall you are. >> it is ironic i'm called

minnie, isn't it. >> james: it is ironic, i are taller than i thought were you. have you ever had to work with some miniature actors and that's been a problem? >> well, no offense but all actors are incredibly short. >> james: are they? all of them. >> well, not all of them, but mostly they are. i have been dug more ditches to stand in. >> james: why don't they put them on a box. >> i wish you had been there in the field and circle of the field saying why don't they just put the actor on the box. they like to dig me ditches or stand you on a hillside with the actor standing up hill. and you standing down hill, in the smaller ditch. >> james: really? >> yeah. >> james: don, have you ever had a ditch dug for you. >> yeah, but it wasn't for that reason. (laughter). >> james: have you ever worked. >> and of course i would stand uphill from you. one time i gave, i was delivering an oscar to, well, i was presenting an oscar for best supporting actress and geena

davis. >> who is very tall. >> who is like, you know, she can dunk a basketball. >> james: yeah. >> she was coming up on stage and i went oh my god, this is going to be the peter dinglage moment. and so i had the oscar and as she was walking toward it i stood up, i stood back and kept holding the oscar and i moved her upstage before i-- before i would let go of the oscar. >> can i, do you see the extent that men will go to to not be short. >> james: although. >> i'm not short. >> james: no, are you not short at all, she's huge. >> i'm average height. >> she is gorgeous. >> james: i didn't say she wasn't gorgeous. >> she is beautiful. >> james: but she's huge. but at that moment don johnson was like i don't care that she is winning an oscar, i'm going to come out of this looking okay. >> you got it.

>> in judgement of the audience, i rest my case. >> james: you got your big break on miami vice, a show that we all love and remember very fondly. but what i didn't realize is there were so many other actors got their first acting job on that show. who do you remember, give us a list of people whose first job that was. >> oh my gosh, it is crazy. there is probably dozens, tens of dozens of them. but i can remember, i cast julia roberts to play my gun maul in one. she didn't have a single word but she had tho lips. >> james: yeah. >> so i just kept cutting to the lips. >> james: sure. >> and bruce willis. local neeson. michael-- chiklis. >> james: yes. it is trailing off now, but yeah. >> yeah. >> james: this is you and bruce willis here. now i only recently found out, i never knew this, i found this out last week, did you know, this bruce willis released an album and called himself bruno. did you know that?

>> no, i didn't. >> i knew him as bruno. >> james: shuted the front door. you knew bruce willis as bruno. >> before we cast him in miami vice, when i would go to new york i would hang out at this place called cafe central. he was a bartender there. and he was bruno the bartender. >> james: no. >> yeah, he had a great sense of humor and he told great stories. and i got a lot with him famously. and he told me he wanted to be an actor. so i called our casting director and said bring this guy in. >> james: bring in bruno. >> yeah. >> so bruno then became bruce. >> james: minnie, one of your first roles, you were in a bond movie. >> yes. >> james: golden iron. >> yes. >> james: which i had forgotten about, how did that come about. >> after circle of friends i was quite fat and very happy, but i didn't get a single job. and so i was broke and a bit fat. >> james: right. >> and so my sister went well, have i this shall-- she was living in new york, selling jeans. she said come down to my shop

inure gray, you can live here a couple bucks a day, gave me agent the post office, eventually she called and said you have been offered this bond film. i'm standing in the middle of nowhere in uraguay without a penny to my name and now quite thin because have i no money to buy food. >> james: dream. >> she grows do you want nobody a bond film. i went you know, i'm not sure i want to be in the bond film because they tend to be the kiss of death for a lot of actresses. >> james: to be a bond girl. >> yeah. do you remember how lots of people who have been bond girls sometimes their careers go south. anyway she was like, then i want you to be a bond girl, don't worry, love. you don't have to worry about not going anywhere from the middle of uraguay. they were like they want you to be a bad country and western singer. >> james: you were a russian country and western singer, is that who you were. >> yeah. it was-- it was properly weird

watching it, i made it on to the pinball machine which seems like some sort of accomplishment. >> james: 100 percent, that's it we have to congratulate you on the brilliant second season of speechless. it san incredible show. tell everybody what it is about, about your-- what is happening with your character this season. >> right, so the show is about a family who we have a son who has certificate ebbal palsy and she is-- cerebral palsy, she say bit of a ball buster, the mum, and doesn't become less of a ball buster but just funnier and better at busting balls swrz. >> james: let's take a look at a clip from speechless which airs wednesday at 8:30 on abc. >> way to try. >> oh, tiny neighbor woman, you look like today's lady on the go, so together. how do you keep the fume gated affairs. >> i'm sorry, i have an appointment. >> oh, you are meeting a

decorator. >> this is my life. >> yes, may i have it? >> james: stick around, more with these two when we come back. a fifth-grade teacher. when it comes to molding young minds, nobody does it better. she also builds her own fighting robots. destroy. but when it comes to mortgages, she's less confident. fortunately for sarah, there's rocket mortgage by quicken loans. it's simple, so she can understand the details and be sure she's getting the right mortgage. apply simply. understand fully. mortgage confidently. directv has been rated #1 in customer satisfaction over cable for 17 years running. but some people still like cable. just like some people like banging their head on a low ceiling. drinking spoiled milk. camping in poison ivy.

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