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well, how long is that going to be? could be a couple of weeks, could be forever. [door closes] geori'm not going to tell you what they're for. i just need 'em off. take 'em. - please don't tell me. - it involves lasers. you're fired. - what if i just point to it? - go!

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but always masterpieces ...together. what matters most is made at home. max, what are you doing? saving money. i'm making i'm a zombie.eenme this is my la marie kelp mask. this stuff is $40 a jar. . this is not the best halloween to be going as somebody dead. leave it on for another 20 minutes. it'll clean your pores. rly? the ntsb shut down the factory to investigate the crash. that's not fair. they don't know what went wrong, btaking moneyutting yout of our pockets? okay, baby. it's almost halloween, and when the neighborhood kids

egg the house, i'm gonna run out there with some chorizo and we'll make an [doorbell ringing] if that's a girl scout, knock her down. cookies tambn, come on in. - hey. what now, jack? the factory burn down? no, that's plan b. eed your help. i'm worried that the workers are gonna panic . - what can i do? - you're from the line, george. t 'em to stick with us. can't afford to lose anybody. except...maybe your mom. i know, she's a good worker, but, george, she gets drunk george, just don't let anybody quit, huh? i'm counting on you. hey, mom, it's working. i can feel my pores being cleaned.

do this for me. do it for your little girl. [instrumental music] those fools are looking for work. - you too, ernie? - no. i'm oh. now i'mlast nighlooking for work. put that away. listen up, i wanna say something. [phone ringing] - you gonna get that, frank? - nah. my old lady doesn't know i'm out of work at a bar. well, go ahead and get it. i'll help you out. all right. - hey, sweetheart. - frank! now get t better not be a persona! i gotta go, honey. fathead's all over my junk again. thank you, george.

look, i can't believe this. you guys jumped ship at the first sign of trouble. (george) look, this investigation thing is gonna blow over to stick by tpa it does. what if we wait for a couple of weeks and have some faith in yourselves. look, we'll pull through this. (george) i'm here for you guys. ou had your wedding in my backyard. gina, i helped you fix your roof after the earthquake. blaine... was standing by your side when you llto your parents? blaine is gay? why don't you out just tell my wife? listen. all i'm asking for is a couple of weeks. hey. george is right. you know, we owe him that.

- yeah. - i'm here for you, buddy. - yeah, me too. - yeah. whoo! maybe there's some w have an emergency fund and give it to whoever needs it. yeah, good idea, ernie. because these are the women that you wanna see topless? hey, these chichis can still turn heads. yeah, they turn head hey, these chichis can still turn heads. [retching] alloween's coming up d houses, they make a fortune. we could nie. we could have e like, five bucks. - come on, let's do it! - all right! - yeah, we got the skills. - that's a great idea. we can all get dressed up li aah! how did you get into your costume so fast? okay, we're all set. now, hand the old prospector five dollars

so i'm going first, mom. okay, honey, but this may be the last time we talk because no one gets out of the haunted mine alive! aah! so lame. (frank) pleasladies first. (frank) what's this? aa-a-ah! not you. my babie-e-s. aah! [gina cackling] you will never escape the web of carmantula!

aah! [girl screaming] cave in! aah! ow! stay away, fairy girl. this gold is mine. if i were yokes up. o bad for you, poopy, because i am very hungry. aah! the only way out is the mining car. man, i hope they fixed the track. could get lost down there forever. i wanna go home. orale, why are you crying? it's okay, this is how you get out to see your mommy, unless the giant cave snake gets you! aah!

- wasn't that fun? t- the bat was scary. try come on out.r we'll get some candy, huh? - that's too much! - aah! (angie) happy halloween! [growling] hey, what are you doing, you old bat? i'm suc- what are you?hing, golden - i'm dead.th c (george) well, stay away, dead kid. this gold is mine! up.

you know what, just go through here ere's some what's tcandy e.that dead kid... - what if i did that? - w-what are you talking about-- mom, why would you think that? and you realize that you haven't been paying any attention? well, that's happened to me on the line. i look up and i see a and i don't even... remember...inspecting 'em. - come on. - no.

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[instrumental music] all right, all right. here's my candy. ok in your room, okay? how many pieces have you had this morning? none. show me your tongue. e have this talk every halloween, okay?

no candy before breakfast. wait a minute. show me your tongue. it's not important right now. you came into my room last night to steal my candasn't dre. bears don't tell you they're bears. pino such thing, partner. - hey, how's it going, mom? - perfect. you know, never better. s thinking, when the factory opens, if you don't wanna inspect anymore i can put you back on one of the machines. i guess that'd be all right. i'm getting sick of listening to gina talk about that laser treatment. lasers? no! don't wanna know. benny, george told me what happened last night and i want you to person, but...are not alone a sg

you're stronger with us. what? arso, we cleared almtst n. the hug? get off me! that should really help out frank and thr guys. oh, that's great. i'm looking for a job. what? you just told your mom the factory was gonna reopen. look, i'm just trying to get her through this, angie, all right? i'm giving jack his two weeks, but my mom shook me up. look, i didn't wanna admit there was a chance we made a mistake, but she's on the line. and we made a mistake, then what the hell but do i know?he line. i've gotta take now you're shaking me up. no, everything's gonna be all right, baby. as long as you believe in me and my ability to... "put pets to sleep in a humane environment."

can that be? hey, lopez, mr. whiskers is waking up. i'm on it. all right, what's our backup plan? i can, um, double my hours at la marie and until the factory reopens, you can watch the kids. i'd rather kill strangers' pets. george... dad... i love you. mouth to feed? - yup. orale.

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everybody, i have a surprise. angie lopez is proud to present the san fernando valley's newest tree top ranger max lopez. all right, max! you're a sapling. congratulations. - are you happy now, dad? - yes. look, i loved being a tree top ranger and you're gonna love it too. you get to be outdoors and you learn all kinds of things. your dad's right. the tree top rangers made me the man i am today. what are you doing? i'm trying to convince him. i hate this. i look stupid. you know, maybe it's the hat. take it off. no, that's not it.

hey, marisol, what the hell's going on with you? i wake up and your stuff's moved out of the house? what? are you trying to be funny? i left you, fool. now get outta here before you get me in trouble. you're already in trouble. whoa! yo, junior! hands off. don't mess with me, homes. homes? you heard me, ese. look, it's casper, the friendly chicano. what are you, brother, besides confused? this ain't about you. this is between me and my lady. oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey! this ain't the free clinic. all right, you just can't come in here and start fighting with your lady. guys, show slim shady to the door. where you gonna go? lupe's house? i'll find you. where you gonna go? didi's place? i'll find you. i love you! you can't hide from me! i love you!

young love. young, angry, violent love. oh, takes me back. okay, everybody, go back to work, all right? there's nothing to see. marisol, are you okay? yeah. do you have a safe place to stay tonight? i don't know. i'll stay in my car if i have to. you go, girl! - george-- - no! you don't even know what i'm gonna say. yes, i do. i know that face. you wanna help someone, and it makes me sick. we could make room. it's only temporary. hey, we got her out of the gangs and gave her a job. that's enough. i don't want her in the house! it's not enough, if we don't help her right now she could get sucked right back into that life. do you want that on your conscience? you're the one with the conscience. i'm the one with the offbeat good looks who talks his way out of tight jams.

george, come on, she needs a safe place where junior can't find her. and when someone's in need, we help them. you said so yourself, that's the lopez way. - did i say that? - mm-hmm. all right, but when i said that, i was just trying to, you know... [whistling] so you just say things to get me to... [whistling] no, sometimes i buy you things. [theme music] ♪ all my friends know the low rider ♪ ♪ yeah ♪ the low rider is a little higher ♪ ♪ yeah