that's a smart man. you look great! the obamacare outreach hits a new level. will the vice president skin care preferences help the program over the top. rob ford's newest opponent. the ad campaign targeting the mayor of toronto and the pledges his new rivals are making. opening day in full swing. the top moments from an exciting day on the diamond including two walk-off victories. in is "way too early." good morning. i'm lewis. it's tuesday, april 1st. welcome to "way too early.." es herb especially when thomas shows up for work on time. >> wait, i'm here. i'll take some biden moisture isser.

>> i guess it's april fool's day. lew lewis. that's a real onesy coming up later. we begin with a new report that raises more questions about the tactics used by the cia they mislead the federal government about the interrogation report. the sweeping report said they exaggerated the significance of information gained from prisoners through cohearsive metho methods. the 6300-page document saying it did not lead to bin laden's death in 2011. it includes damning new disclosure about the secret black sites. they are expected to make a declassified report public. it was a rocky road to the finish line. the dolt sign up under the aca has come and gone. the program is on track to meet the initial 7 million enrollment

benchmark. involve yumt on the system exploded over the weekend. the site was down sunday night. remained unstable through the morning. at noon a second computer bug prevented some from logging on. and others from creating new accounts. those who attempted to enroll will have another two weeks to complete the process. many questions remain like how many people will pay the first bill for coverage. health and human services secretary said 80 to 90% have. the fight to repeal continues. and while some democrats have had to thread the needle on health care in a tough midterm cycle, there are signs public opinions on the law is improving. a new washington post abc news poll shows a 9 point reversal in favor of the plan from november. especially among democrats. it's all time-highs. former president bill clinton encouraged candidates not to run away from the law.

vice president joe biden was bullish on the long-term outlook. he turned to rachel ray's show to discuss the impact. >> i think people are going to be really, really surprised how well this is turned out. >> can i say in my own family, my brother was diagnosed an auto immune disease. he was dropped from the health insurance when he hit a health care cap. he has a small child. my mom and sister went online to the site and used it as resource to find the people in our community, and they found the right health care for my brother and his child. it is such an important resource for americans. i just thank you. [ applause ] i'm getting tear i are. it's emotional for our whole family. >> it's personal. any young person listening, if you don't need this for your peace of mind, do it for mom. do it for your dad. get health coverage. do it for mom. do it for dad. >> do it for the families. just a few hours general motors ceo will be on capitol

hill to testify over a safety defe defect. she has no idea why it took more than a decade for gm to announce a recall but promises to get answers. last night truly an emotional night for barra. she was brought to the tears as she met with the victim's families. the top auto regulator will testify and offer a scathing critique of gm. david freeman is expected to key information about debtfect but failed to disclose it. gm recalling another 1.5 million cars because a power steering problems. what does it mean for gm going forward? steve is live in london with more for us. obviously, steve. it's a big deal. it's not just about the money here. but the emotional impact we know all the families have had to face in losing the loved one behind the wheel of a gm

product. >> reporter: yeah. and we're a long way from the problem. you say the initial switch problem now the power steering issue with the 1. the 5 million cars plus. it's costing ining the company too. absolutely scathing it looks like in term of the criticism from the national highway traffic safety administration. >> so we understand that the markets they were up yesterday but the dow, as steve is seeing the first quarterly decline in the year. let's talk about the high speed trading firms that are taking part in insider trading. it was a big story sunday night on 60 minutes. it got everybody talking yesterday. what else do we know? >> sure. yeah, i mean, in term of markets the s&p and nasdaq turned around a small gain for the quarter. as you said. it was the dow down.

high frequency trading is not popular among the small trader. they say it takes away from the transparency and liquidity. the buying and selling price for you and me. and high frequency traders trade quickly and thousands and thousands in the marngt as well. some are saying it could be illegal. the fbi is having an investigation into whether this is trading on information. which is not in the general public. there are two things. one the unpopular of the practice among a lot of day trading practitioners. and the second, the accusations -- lewis, of course, has written a book about this as well. elsewhere very briefly caterpillar. have a look they are being accused by carl levin a democratic senate of shifti ini 85% of the past division to switzerland to save taxes. a lot of big stories in the markets. >> thank you. we want to keep own the trend of automobiles right now. car safety advocates this

morning. they're hailing a new decision. they ordered all lightweight vehicles must come up with backup cameras. it applies with new cars less than 10,000 pounds that are built after 2018. it will prevent injuries from accidents from backing up. they kill more than 200 people, the government found. nearly two dozen ships and planes back in the southern indian ocean. searching for any sign of flight 370. conditions are poor with low visibility. it makes it difficult to spot special debris. nearly four weeks after the malaysian flight disappeared. they revised cot pilot's final words. it was believed to have said, all right, good night. authorities say the signoff was more standard in saying good night, malaysian 370. there is new information rounding last summer's asiana

airlines crash in san francisco. the airline blaming software and the jet as well as pilot error in new documents filed with the national transportation safety board. according to the airline, the navigation equipment failed because of poorly designed software. apparently caused the pilots to fly too low when they believed they were flying at the proper speed. a system warning did not sound in time. boeing said all the equipment was working properly. the plane crash left three people dead. for the first time since voting to allow gay youth to be members. the boy scouts banned the openly-gay leader. the sexual orientation was known when he he was asked by the reverend to start a new troop. they're complaining that the problem is a distractions to scouting and they don't seem to understand that the distractions is self-inflicted. the boy scouts are defending the

ban. in a statement they say in parent, quote, our policy is we do not ask people about their sexual orientation. and it's not an issue until they deliberately inject it into scouting in an inappropriate fashion. mcgrath said he'll continue to lead until the church tells him to stop. we lead off the show with a april fool's day joke. jen loved it. you should see her face. stories and pranks. the best ones that happened to you. tweet us using #waytooearly. any supporting evidence of your pranks, we like to see pictures and video, too. you should see jen's face. she's mad at me. still ahead on "way too early." two walkoffs, a couple of calls overturned and de blasio's first pitch. we take a look at the best from

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>> going in hard, going in late. yeah, it was shin right to the helmet. that's bryce harper's head. line drive to left field! scoring the game-winning run alex gonzalez with a winner. >> another strikeout for jose fernandez. >> and walker hammers it. goodbye, baseball! walk we are a walk-off winner. and the pirates win 1-0. >> face of the franchise, signed a huge contract. >> goodbye to pete. this baby is out of here! >> throwing out the first pitch. not bad.

>> not bad at all. >> strike on the outside corner. i think he has to get the zone up a little bit more. the ball ran into the sink. >> into the back end and out in the left field. nelson cruz, goodbye, home run! welcome to baltimore, is right. nelson cruz there. that's a nice crowd, good game. >> yeah. >> barnacle was there. >> he was. >> yeah. he said he was happy with the way it went. he was okay with it. >> okay , my cousin is a die had fan said perfect season is still intact. we have a couple of firsts in the major. expanded replayer ror is underway this season. including this call, post call in the milwaukee. after taking a second look, the umps changed their minds. >> wow. >> the play was also overturned. the runner was originally ruled

safe. it showed otherwise. the cubs lost 1-0 in extra innings. monday's first four reviews, none took longer than two and a half minutes. >> okay. >> okay. >> traditionalist it's going to take a little bit to get used to. >> you can run and get a draft two and a half minutes and get back to the seat. >> today is a sad day for me? >> yes. derek jeter's last opening day. it's going to be a rough day. >> why did you wear a bright tie if you're sad? >> it's april 1st. that overwhelms all. what is the doom and gloomgraphic behind you? >> unfortunately -- with april we don't worry too much in the east. it's the beginning of the severe weather season. we start to watch for tornados and tornado outbreaks. usually we start to get them in april. this is month by month when we get tornados. by the way, we didn't have many tornados in march at all. now as we jump to april, april is the third highest tornado month. may is the peak, and june is

behind it. just to keep in mind we get in the severe weather time. they occur in the midwest and the snow. we had five inches of snow in some part of long island. it was thunder snow there. it was a ugly day from hartford to boston, d.c. at 67. look how much nicer it was there than boston. today it shifts to new england. that storm is exiting. you should get a great deal of sunshine. the cape will be cool with the ocean breeze. everybody else, it's going to be a nice april 1st. lothsz of sunshine in southern new england. 50 will feel warm compared to yesterday. 68 in pittsburgh is nice. the blizzard from yesterday is exiting. it's cold and not nice in northern portions of minnesota. in minneapolis it's chilly. 80 in kansas city yesterday. sunny for one more day and the storms roll in tonight and tomorrow. the forecast for tuesday. april starts off better than

march ended throughout much of the nation. southern half of the country is gorgeous. the rain outwest we like. as i alluded to, we showed you the graphic teasing this. tomorrow we watch the severe weather threat. oklahoma city to st. louis. hail, damaging wind, icelanded tornados. that's time of the year where the people in the west, sit their families down. go over the plan incase a tornado goes their way. >> one day at a time. but cheers to april 1st. >> we're turning the page. coming up on "morning joe" are voters warming up to obamacare it is nearing the enrollment goal. will that change the big debate? when we come back here, we're going to hujd around the water cooler. the funny ad campaign that has toronto's mayor facing invaift, new opponents. more after this. avo: wherever your journey takes you

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steady april fool's day. you knew right away today. if you want to sound smart today. tell your friends the root of the holiday date back to a comical poem from 1561 written by a writer. the poem suggests on this day, a nobleman sent his servant on a series of ridiculous errands.

so tell your friends that today on april 1st. let's huddle around the "water cooler ". >> just like this morning i thought i was going to get "way too early" yanked away from me. >> i showed up. i was here. i appreciate you stepping up to the plate. >> thank you. that's what friends are here for. it looks like clinton is celebrating april fool's day. it says bottle impersonator, three-piece suit aficionado. i'm following a leader and that's a reference to the new image, which you nay recognize. it's similar to hillary clinton's. >> what kind of phone is that? >> i don't know. >> that's a huge. >> a samsung. >> i don't know what that is. [ laughter ] >> we -- that's right. we know rob should be an easy

target. now a grassroots group in toronto is hoping to use that to get him voted of office. released a series of signs posted throughout the city. the current mayor continues to kill people and gets drunk. if elected i promise to get publicity drunk. another said when i you naurina don't do this in public. i'm not going there. anyway. the third features another great campaign promise. elect jeff, he promises just to smoke pot as mayor. not crack. >> that's a good one, too. >> that's a good one. >> yeah, you know, the lesser of two evils there. [ laughter ] none of these are actually candidates for mayor and acredited to the group. no ford nation. i think they're doing a decent job there. give mayor ford a break. i think he's dealing with his issues and -- >> he's a politician that you can support.

>> that's right. >> you can get behind. we don't have to worry about it. >> that's right. let's go to the "daily show." jon stewart exonerating christie from the gw bridge scandal. >> if he's not responsible, who is. >> it heaped all the blame for shutting down lanes on former port authority official david wildstein and christie's former top aid brigitte ann kelly. quote, she seemed emotional. she was perceived by the governor. they ended a relationship. >> also explains clearly why the official report was titled, pitches be crazy. >> we don't say that board on morning television now one

daytime talk show has taken a little bit of notice. >> don't force me to do this. it's just my underpants. >> what about a christmas tree. >> skirt too? >> it's humiliating to show off my house underwear like this. you're so demanding. >> she gets undressed every week for being naked. we're jumping on the bandwagon. >> we love our ratings too. >> why is my black box bigger than yours? >> why not! [ cheers and applause ] >> you have a cute little rectangle. not a whole family. look at my box. >> take a little time to enjoy. the view. >> that box was sizably bigger, thomas. she makes a decent point, her censor bar is larger. you put insight in this.

>> if you're into that kind of thing, right. but a couple of weeks ago, when i was there at the view and i went around to thank everybody. i went to jenny's dressing room, she said i'm naked. she said come on in! >> you do that to the ladies. >> my college buddies are jealous of the story. >> i think donny wall berg won't like the story too much. >> he's safe. still ahead on "way too early." the molatest on the stories. the orioles beat the red sox yesterday! yeah, 2-1! all right. "morning joe" is moments away. don't go anywhere. ♪ when i'm halfway into your heart ♪

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i'm ready this year, though. >> that's kind of bad. >> that's mean. that's not funny. that's not funny. yeah. i've had a terrible one played to me. i'm terrified of clowns. my roommate it and taped it to d i went out to get in my car and it was it in my face! mean. >> clowns facing my onsie. if you want one of these, just teen will order one of these for anybody who wants one. >> i will. show them the back. >> and my feet. i'm like mamma june, forklift foot! any way this was a great edition of april fool's. "way too early"! it's always a good day when we have confetti. "morning joe" starts right now.