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legal b blsls just to said the record straight.t. >> the record reportedlyly used the dead fish ananalis. >> i thininkthe problem in our country y isapathyhy. itould bepathetic to just go wi the flow. we're fishermemen. only deaea fishgo with t thflow. so i choose f for my statat andr my family moreedom to progreressllllhe way around so at alaska m m progress. i willnonot seek re-election as gogoveor. >> sohe can catch salmon i in her teeth. ininase y you were wowoererin ininback to texas isnonothe sasamehihi asquitting. >> life f foo short to compromise time anddresources. though its may cfofortle to keep youree down andnd plot along and apapce thosehoho a dendndin hey, justtt i down and shut up.p. but that's the worththssss seiz cocopo.. that's a quter's way out. > tt't's ght. winners never ---- mean quitters

nener -- quitters -- we joined governor payllrey allrey y ogress. > t thoht about, well, how ch fun s som governrns h ha as lame doctoror maybe thhey say the overseas international trademissions. then i i tugug that's what'ss wrong. many just a acctt that lame duc status and t thehihit e road, thth d draa paychchec ththeyind of m mkkit. i'm not going tout alaskans i i n't do. thth t thas not the way to operate. i'm m no wired topepera under th saame list off politics year ago.o. i met t it >> you maiaiaiaine2 1/2 years ago. it's 16 monththsececau of what they efefend. peperhss it's betterr tat governor may lyn w p poi guard inststd d ofscsce keeper.r. it u us to be sarah bare keeeea >> t me back quicickl for a mfmftableananaly and f fme.

lb i use it becauauseyoyoare naive if you d't see full-court press from m th nanatialal lel picking aay ririghw. good point grd. herere'shaha she does. she drives throughh a full-l-co press protectiti a ball, keeping her head u u because sheeeds to kekeeperer e on the b b wits. she knows when to pass theball. the governor who w wted to be a orortsster other tee yirz, e e sa wow, y do really remember him. gratefulul todddt fishing grimz to return thisis weekend butut he back aying salmon a working with kids at the site. anxious to jn them. earlier she posted and looking forward to the work crew, joining the work crew for one hour finishing fourth. >> the governor still sounds like somne with aspirationso high office to, though it' honorable for cntless

hundredors to finish their pgs position. of course, wow by now standard ziztation applies. backn the backyard, governor palin eluding to the dcussion and e stuff to put away. >> iturdz to make tis oice. i have exained why. so i think of t sa on parents refrigerate your that says don't expin it your friends won't believe u anyway. but i' given myreasons. >> she gaveeasons somewher in there? >> she was the subjt an illuminating artic in vanity fair. it was written by the national editor. he joins usnow. thanks for your time tonight. >> good ening. >> bore we start to try to figure out right there ithat last clip we played that why sh said was -- did you hear her? >> well, e kind of gave you an a carte nu. you could ck that she was shy off. you could pick that she was

going to resume chae from the outside ofgovernment. i think the ing that confusioned so many bis eners is e didn get a reason. >> you wro in the article about the senior staff in the mccain campaign i'll quote the article. they know their candidate, a 72-year-old cancer survivor, the vice-presidency would be ithe hands of a woman who lacked the knowledge, temrament, this is one of the man searing paragraphs in here. e we confint that release o the article d the internal e-mails with the cold,ere thes all kbins debsing of ming. it is possible that this sequence last week was interreled and i think it's all coincidence. i mean i think myrticle was probab one of the first thing from govnor pay lon arm. sh is under spgs for r white a while.

you expect people don't line up r the ri. one of the important thing is how deep and endurin the divide is over her skls and over her future and maybe tohe small degree that articlereminded everybody th these issues are not resolv, that could have played some small part. >> you also wrote about th difl remembergies, study for the interview along with katie couric. also for debate with then senator bid. and henry mitche reported as this was happening on friday. this is it, sh he -- no matter what s talking about, she's not gng to run for political office again. waall this just too xplikd for her or setng? are we msing some fundamental part of the equation she knew she was talking about friday and the st of it you n't see. >> i think some ways,ou know, she lik the idea. she didn'tike doing the du grounding work of get ago want with ssues.

ople told me she is very good in the first 15 minutes of a meeting on a policy s cares about ter that. so i think for her, it wasn't any fun anymore. and it was very hard for her to governor texas. foer allies had turned against her. so i think she was just sick of the game. >> rush by him la had stements he wted to make 3-0 times too serious. >> i heard her statement. he defended her and said among other things he esn't think this would preclude her fm offiown the road. and at would include the pridency in 2012. obvisly sht term office holders has one -- a least sought. presiden. but can youeally walk out -- essentially the midpoint o a gornorship without giving a compelli, easy t understand reason why and then expect to be taken riously f the whit hoe, especially whose questionyoknow, questionable to begin with. she's been taken seriously

before. >> yeah, i don't think i precludes her from trying to run. there is great internal defense. without holdg it in office i think itaises a lot of questiabout whether she'd be a good cdidate. we talk abt the compare sieve lack of experience. about it d of that campaign for the preside she don somethingo one in history had done before. >> we prided over. he lt his biggest, mt expensive presidential campaign. so ihink what sarah palin has yet to prove is she can really run anything, run it effectively and consistently and stick with it unt the job is done. >> having gone into suchepth to profile h in the magane, did yo have an assessment of the staging of this news conference, her own perfornce in it? i don't want to get dy language like, buthere were these cited and quick deep

breaths. she sounlted like she had jus run up to that micrhone. was i something with those thicks? >> no, heard it a lot of the same y. i it made decision aft reflection of chairs a fami. but oncehe made her decision, it was almost as if she raced to announce it. todd, national he had for for vanity fair magazine. an vanity fair, thank you. >> thank you, sir. >> thank you, keith, for having me >> if friday's speech invoking e clients is not anoption, the postscript sous more like nixon d the white house bunker asatergate collapsed around him. threatening ni and everne he could thi of. >> particularly one long

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the rambmbngng othe refrigeratatoragagt and dead shsh h not sunk in before governor palin gave the e mea a warning ---- sp p instigating lelegaons or we will sue. in our fourth story, s sar p pal catches hehebrbrea long enough to issue threats. it did not take lolo a aft the stunner at lake lucille e fothth ble e e media to begin. eculation ranged from m th cotrtrucon on her house to herer inlvement of a wasilla s srtrts facicilitete. ssible legal action inin rorors were discussed. ms. moore rerespdidinghat the goveveoror'sharges outside palin's office i iananchage pointing o o s sheid not report the e momorss fact.

>> sarah palin is s cocowa and a >> sarah palin ia coward and a lly. what kind of politicicians attks anrdinary american on the fourth oju for speaking her mind. what's's wrong wh her? the firsamendment was designed to protetecteoeopllike me from people like her.r. r american revolution t rid

ofof kgs and it got rid of queens as well. am i annoyed? you betcha.. >> the fbi issuing itsts o statement ononhehe mter asserting g thgogoor is not ununder veigation. meanwhile, goverr itter took to twitter trying to keep up with getti truth to you like proof there's no fbi scandal. joing me now from anchorage, shannyn moore who appears have struck some sorof nerve. shannyn, good evening. >> gooevening, keith. >> why do yothk the governor is targeting you and are y surprised to bin the middle of this? >> i asurprised to be in the mile of it. i've been a critic of governor palin since she became gernor. ani've supported her on some issues that i thoughwere gd for alaska but iasort of surprised to be cked into this. but e's kind of mavericky. >> the definition of maverky as i understanfrom at least the 19th century -- maybe i'm just thinking of james garner in the role -certaiy did not

include purporting yoursas vict. she's been a victim once every 3 1/2 hours since she epped in the national spotlight a year and half ago. is thereot some sort of suosition tactic will backfire? >> think it did with the david letterman scenario comingut accusing him of sang -- and then he did apologize. and then think he actually took the high road on th, but i'm just anoth alaska girl and i wasn't going to apolize. i ported that rumors exist. and people were trying to make sens her word salad out there, resigning. ancarrying on like okay, and i quit, but quitters really suck, but i'm going touit anyway. everybody wajust le what? and for mohs, for months and months, we've had, you know, sort of brewing mo. and as eve state does. and now thosrumors started

coming up to the surface. people saying could be this this or this? because couldn't make sense of what she s saying. whenhe said i gave my reasons or i d't have to make) people wereaking up their own reasons. and not just people whwere critic people who were supporters. >>nd the follow-up to this, wayne barrett put this sry about --t was loosely debed as house gate or suggesting some relationship between the construction of her house and the wasilla spts complex, that was in "village voe"ast fall. if you google this will you'll get thousandof hits, and thousands more than you would have gotten, say, last thuday or last saturd when she cided make such a big deal about this. is tre not another fundamental flaw in this equatiohe? es the governor and her representation not appreciate that the morof a b deal you make authis the more threats you throw out there, t more people are going twant to find out what the threat is about? haven't they tactically gone about this exactlyackwards? >> right.

like don't think abo an elepha. it's the same sort of scenario with that. and yeah, that story came t october 9 or so of last ar. it wasn't a sty ever covered. it's a story i heardumor of. but i was listing to the radio and it w the 25 top rumors of whrah palin resigned and i think the numberne was that shs going to do michael jacksos comeck tour now. i meanere are so many rumors that -- we, i'm sorry. my point is at people are talking about all these different rumors trying to explain it and now ibecome a joke. to a lot of alaskans. i'm sure to e pali it isn't a jo. i'm surehis is a hard time for them and whater she'going to do after ts, i wish her well, but i'm glad she's not going be making decionfor my state y longer. >> just any gornor under any ciumstances who lasts less than three years in firsterm,

i mean, you ow, you presume it has to be spitsarian in its level of importance toequire someone toeave office. you cat hang in there for the last 16 months? >> well, she aborter term basically. i know that it's been very difficult foher. i know the press hasn hard. and i think she's brought on a huge amount of it hersel but, you know, you don't -- there are a lot ofeople that walked dr to door and supported heand through this last campaign hung in there and gave her a lot of breaks. and shabandoned them and, you know, her suorters here are frustrated. >> you know, that was not -- it was the voodoo preacher whmade it all hapn. itasn't the people who helped her. you have to keep your facts order. thank you kindly good luck. stay out of the cross hair >> all right, thanks, keith. >> and of cosethere is the sarah palin of the altnate univse. what will the comedy indusy do

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we begin in miminnesotwhere al franken still trying -- wait.t. al fnken isn't in minnesotota anymore. he's in washingtonon making e rounds on n capitol ll including a privatate meetinwith senate majority leader,r, sorryenate super r majorityeader harry reid. franken sweaeang in morrow, ll give the democratic c caucus 60 votes, enough if f they hd together, toto end t threat of republblican fibusters. uth carolina, hello. mark sanford back fromom a three-day fourththf july vacation witith his mily and in-laws. we assume theyey brought firewos or made e eir own while hiking. welcoming him back, a prprivate meeting of s state rublicans trying tfigure out what to do o about him. texas for the second rndf n the t.a. parties. this, the weend's largest t.e. organizers hoping to pull 50,000. attendance was far belowhat until the fireworks show which was attended by 37,0. the fundraising failafter no

one bought t big sponsorships. gaganirs are now hoping to eak even. jojohnororny booed and heckled asas w republican governor r rk perry during at least t e e ofis four appeararances and nallto tennessee where a crcrowd at least 20 blamed the low rnt on poor directions orhe possibility that norman americs just had better things too on july 4. wow. let's turn now to msnbc political analyst richard wolffeauthor of "renegade -- e making of a president." the grassroots movement ping to break even or booing the party leaders in texas. tomorr they lose their power to filibusr, at least theoretically, two presidential hopefuls are out theindow and they might lose e of the governorshipin south carolina. w bad is it when i'm actuall starting to symphecally worryi about them?

>> i think ty would be happy to have ur sympathy but i think you should keep it on ice a little bit longe let's be cle. this wasn't just alameout of some of the senior fures in the rty. this was sponteous combustion. and whildemocrats may think that's a wonderf thing, the truth is that hubris can strik at these momennd democrats should have to think bacto 20 when republicans thought they were in control and everytng was going their way and thin fell apart pretty much at that precise momt. so there are dangers at this time. but, you know, you shoulenjoy

the spectaclwhile it lasts beuse it is entertaining. >> there's one spectacle i really don't underand. the old jobout the enemy of enemy is my friend. why were john cornyn and rick perry booed? especially perry who has seemingly thro theseeople at the t.e.a.arties all the secession red made they could want? >> wel according to his metown paper, this is because of toll roads that hwants feel pay. they donike it. here'sheroblem here, and it's n just about perry or about the republican party. these arpeopleho are obviously nservative by nature, who are disillusioned with a brand that isery tarnhed and they are going to find a political voice themselves. they will find a vce and the question is, who is thatoice goininto be? >> well whwhisis tt voice going toe?e? ifou've got the t.e.a. bagag evenents, areither people concerned d with wheer they're going to boo r republica or lose momoney on t event or just contin to exist, where does s this base move t to? >> well, i thihink it'a very real prospect that whahat you're lookg at here is a scenariri that i iripe f an independent candididate, seone who combines

the sortf ross perot concerns s abt taxes and federal dedecits with frankly donon't know chanan's nativist spirir. you put those togethther, you woululhave aerious threat to y candidate in a couplple of years time.. and that's gotot to be concern for peopople in e white house, bebecause is may be a 1992 tuation. anand that c be very unpredictable. >> cld that be sarah palinin just throwing things t tether off the top of the heaead. is it ssible she might be ---- when she ventutures ouon her own into whaver it is she's going g to do, is it possisie she y try to go o there thout that party behindnder? >> well, she mayay try, t i don't t think at fits the mood of what you're s seeing re. peopop disilsioned with the party, with elecected offial, here's'someoneho was on the ticket, alalthough s has this grassroots supuprt, shhas just withthered uer the pressure. and so i don't thihink it's ing to be e meone politics, in the publican party. it's morore like to be someone way y outsidof it. >> again, just l look atho were the lastst threeosing vice

prpresidenal candidates, joe liebman, john edwards and sarah h lin. that's quite a g group. chard lffe, we're out of time. thor of "renegade." always a pleasure. also, the real v vtim inhe palin reresignatn -- tina fey. and the alaska legisislator o ran ththe troorgate inveigation. and ththere's ch more to those t.e.a. thihis, likthis one in jacksonvnvle, flida, area. ye, no nut jobs here. worst persons ahead on "countdown." lookokat bones

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