>> yes, exactly. >> that's what they have come down to. i think what this is is the republicans who want to be re-elected are really running away from guano crazy as fast as they can. they -- if they want anyone to vote for them, gave got to sort of distance themselves from the death panels and then from just the sort of -- you know, the crazies that we've seen in the last week or so that don't want a black president talking to their children. >> how much -- last point, how much do you think this dinner's going to go for? is it going to go for $25,000? where should i bid when i finally get through the bidding process? >> oh, it will be priceless. we all know that. if she actually shows. i don't know if you can get preapproved, keith. but i know there's a lot of people who would probably like to go to dinner with you and the palins, the former governor palin, as she neglected to mention on her facebook when she signed her death panel clarification notice today. >> it's signed governor palin? she -- >> it is signed governor palin.

>> she forgot. alaska radio host, huffington post contributor shannyn moore in alaska. great thanks, shannyn. >> always a pleasure, keith. now to emphasize a point we noted last week in all of the hysteria over white house czars, the right is forgetting it invented the white house czar. incidentally to celebrate her first anniversary on the air, thanks for the shirt, ladies and gentlemen, here's rachel maddow. good evening, my friend. congratulations. >> thank you very much, keith. that looks very, very, very nice on you. you know how hard i had to fight to make sure it wasn't going to be yankee pinstripes? on healthy hair?

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