well, this is clearly upside down. oh , don't you. we are a mistress now, this is shit on a piece of paper take it off and that's it. that's all modern art for you, by the way, and this, well, this is what kind of nonsense is this, who could come up with such a thing. this is what should be in the head of a person who, well, didn’t plan it. i don’t understand at all about bananas, i understand this with my hands, don’t touch it. this still life is worth millions. now you bite off at 100,000. come on, even a piece of banana 100.000 is not at such prices, numbers in general. will you calm down or not? yes, i'm calm . you can take the dog away, otherwise it will ruin the installation. sorry not next trends

of creativity. well, in vain you can’t be a conservative , you need to understand that self-expression takes different forms. i saw one creator in the park and expressed himself naked in one sock. and this sock was. it's just that not everyone is able to understand the most creative artists concept, you know? so explain it to me very cool. well, you can immediately see all the pain of the artist. yes quietly quietly quietly, look painted black envy of artists is clearly traced. and here contraception, i don’t know why, i’m telling you, now you can

put such a bunch in the middle of the hall about putting a baby. and in 10 minutes, a crowd of onlookers will be standing around and around them with delight. you see how clearly short laconic, well done you take off your pants installs. come on, i'm not an artist and i'm a zhoper old woman. who are you? i'm german shcheglov, you know, to shit in the center of the hall, it was already yes, the value of modern art is to find new ideas, the original concept on this contraceptive. yes, everything is easier here. i said, here it is necessary to be weird here, here i just don’t slavic myself, skip it all and impose it. for example, put two naked women, or better three and close their eyes, but ordinary, yes, original ideas, by the

way, are mad, but there is a small one, and fate, whoever i know love painted a picture of bathing, that at night a good idea is a good one original. it's in malani at the exhibition. i look at them, poor beggars walk around ragged as much as a pity. why is the poor skinned one? i have a ferrari oh, everything, you've been beaten. go know you've been beaten. get out of here, what are you in a tambourine ladies? i made a circle of respect in your gallery, but all of a sudden i couldn't find it. we just invite you to the exhibition. yes , of course, let's go. but the owner of the gallery, viktor

goretsky, is the isolation of a dead artist on a horse. well here and morons everything is clear to me. well, as always, in general, dasha, in general, as always, there’s no hell to investigate here. so, see the owner of the gallery. it means that the artist is also deep in the soul, and the artists are, rightly, depressive people, in short, de cracked mounted his horse and hanged himself shot. well, what's the difference sat on a horse and shot himself in the back, well, you know maxim artists with fantasy. well, he is an artist, he tried so hard to see. naturally. there was a painting behind you now

. you need to think about getting up with him. yes, it just stole it, because it hung badly. and in general, i'll tell you, you have a complete negligence in the security of your gallery. and we must always be on the alert and remain vigilant. like you, like me, no one would ever rob anyone from me, of course, we work. by the way, yes, work, and i galloped thanks igor nikolaevich general's nephew not yet a lot. we have two shots of 9 mm caliber, apparently with a silencer, since the guards did not hear anything. it is not yet clear how the killer got into the

gallery. yes, what is there incomprehensible first floor two surveillance cameras from the outside inside. no two guards just something. i think it's in the gallery through the window. but the pose of the victim symbolizes a certain message, no more, no less. you don't have a choice, old man, you understand? listen to what he is interrupting. i do not understand, too, does not like modern art. you stop me what is broken, where do we datefel to and i think that this is an installation. just a distraction, nothing more. why tell me? well, how is chance a witness? yeah, let's find the pictures, find the killer, i punched the address of the artist of the

author of the picture, his name is fyodor bazyuk, maybe he will tell. why were his pictures stolen? it doesn’t count, he stupidly took an antonul out of the chair that he didn’t steal anything from me, if there is a wallet, let’s say, something else, this is it, for example, put it in the back. this is also not considered i don’t see any obstacles igor nikolaevich then you will run through the wall through those,

yes with a running start, yes ha, we’ll easily score. you bet. well , i mean, i'm not being smart lyosha lane. workshops of contemporary art cubic power of art, well, why, it seems to me, there is definitely something in this? hello

for example, a beautiful installation symbolizing the loneliness of the picture was sold, and rama was left alone to be sad. this is not an installation. trying to make a painting left a guest on which the actual painting hung did not work in any way your painting. i fascinate, and you are a buyer no, rather, on the contrary. we are investigating from the police, the theft of your paintings, by the way, my paintings to whom, it was generally needed, here we come to the most important thing. i am also very interested. why in the gallery. they put up a picture of an unknown person. so you can express the artist from the word thin answer i just had the mistress of the owner of the gallery

goretsky well, actually, the whole installation. i am very pleased thank you. i'll think about it. goodbye. look, don't you think it's all strange, exactly. well, what to pose for a completely unfamiliar artist? if you are interested in my opinion painting, what are you listening to this conservative in this case conservative?

how did you find me? installed the software today. find a friend. yes, well, tell me, here is the network

here, what kind of sound i was not afraid of. it's just my increased combat passivity. it's unfair a task. i have everything under control, everything is always on the check. so steal from you 0 chance? okay, train your combat, passivity program. remove that i'm not your friend well, i went and cross out the lianid, because behind them is the real prototype my friends are an authoritative person.

wait a minute, the same one is sitting, and already in st. petersburg, obviously for his term, the people want to get even with someone. if you once again sew your own to me, i will come to visit you myself, they open war to me. they will me. and i do not forgive such things, let's fight. it was i who told you to put it, and i put it, and he gave it to me put exactly the same. you can throw some head. police brotherhood is already premiered soon on ntv

so, the information is missing, the picture is the artist bazyuk from the gallery, you know something about, the picture, this is in general, of course you give me information. i gave you a wallet information lit up. there is only one sea, the dealer wrote. there is information that it will be forgotten today, think, everything is not in a

hurry. so we go in quickly and take it by surprise. clearly aunt caught by surprise quickly and where the gun shouts hooray forward. i don't need a gun. you scared. you get it, but i'm not afraid, i feel the danger of the fifth ass, understand?

freak, okay, i'm straight

no help, like the wrong time art. tell me what you need a painting was stolen from a modern art gallery last night. a portrait yes, if it is possible to survive a portrait. it is strange that it happens that a buyer is looking for a buyer in advance in order to realize it faster, but i refused, it

costs absolutely nothing. nothing at all. because of her, after all, the director of the gallery was killed. i don't know why your gallery director was killed, but definitely not for this picture. if he tells the truth, the pictures are only a cover for the sake of murders, deliberate. just admire

that you are full of grief on your face. of course not, baby. i was ready for this blow. so it seemed to me, when it seems to be treated, maxim understood. i just wanted to be humanoid and didn't want people to get hurt by my black belt joke. i lost the gun, who am i? the weapon, where am i, where is the gun

? well, i'm always on the check bullshit, ol as if i don't give a damn about this guys. i have collected dossiens, the owners of the gallery, the greek successful businessman is engaged in investments. so for the soul, or something, he loves contemporary art. he opened a gallery, if he is a successful businessman, then he must have had enemies. here, just the same direct enemies in business. i have not found. i have something in the hotel causes. it turns out that he was still that don juan 2 days ago, one jealous man in the heaven hotel caught him attacking him with his wife, because he does not calculate he is not always on the check. so maybe it's jealous for the waist killed? he is always a dad. nord can talk to him. and here is the gun. here it is, i specially put it here in a prominent place. i wanted to understand if you will see,

well done under my nose, yes, and you never suck. where are you where are you groove to whom the ram? who plays like this? hello this is hello kolya well hello. who are you peppers? do you hear? are you crazy, are you persians? that's my bedfellow here, and i'm a captain of the nesting police for a second. who is this i have no honor knowledge to beat in a hotel room and forget. how did you

call to answer about him. well, i don't know his name, it was enough for me that he communicates with other people's wives. what did this guy write? it's hard from the morgue come on, cool come on inject you weren't in the country yesterday and only in the morning flew in the country wasn't there, arrived in the morning. yes, it's convenient, we'll check it out. and now we will check, which means sitting guard. i'm looking for a connection. you told this now to whom are you sitting? watch him for now.

i can see exactly what tushinsky did, did he fly for the last three days such a person somewhere abroad now? what is cold frozen in the toilet? i stand where it is impossible, either wait for yourself, or sit and walk. here is such a

turn. didn't expect to prove anything. i immediately understood, as soon as he shot me in the face, i instantly realized that he didn’t have it. everything is the end of you. nikolai tochinsky, you have problems. yes, i didn’t want unnecessary questions, i couldn’t avoid the problems. so let's get started. come on let's kill the other

woman in the room with him. in short, pushed him away and ran away everything. and baba yes, you hesitated, hey, i'm talking at all, i took it. i know i agree with you. you park it. let 's move the spoons. like this. forward

hooves yes, i understand, come on. if someone is interested here, then the picture was found, and we are going to the gallery. can you imagine, i'm so glad that the picture is back real adventure where did you find it

she stood at the door in the paper. i was so happy. the return of the prodigal canvas. just imagine how it will now increase in price. well, of course, now the kidnapping murder scandal is connected with it, but it is this story that is bought. did you think someone interested in painting. these are all there is no holy shadow, they buy exactly this story and the name of everything, and from the very beginning i knew that it would come back, and then they unfolded it and saw it. this is what was returned. he 's sorry, this is frank art. okay , we'll contact you in a second, there was another

mannequin here, where is it? there were always so many falsehoods in the photo from the scene of the murder of our next visit. there was another mannequin here. it is where you do not confuse our killer dummy. the killer was with us in the morning. different who doesn't care at some point to him to

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headscarf and a man in a coat