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during the day, meet the man with whom you spent many days and nights at our place valery bychkov. hello. hello. oh please sit down, oh, let's get to the main thing, what you did with olesya in the summer of eighty-eight. we traveled around the world in the gdr well, i remind you with the germans and the germans treated us to beer. and, of course, they did not refuse. you did not disclose your secret and the money in our banker is uneven to you then . did you breathe unevenly, well, did not appear in
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such a girl. here is valera thank you very much for that you came to us. come on mom, hi. everyone. thanks a lot, goodbye. we continue our conversation. press the button. and who gave you dumbbells as a gift? husband? what kind of gift is this? listen, well, you know, i have spartak, he really wants me all the time, but something like that. well, i developed and kept myself on the bus. and you have to meet the frying pan as a gift. no, i didn’t give it, but he knows how to say it, he tells me all the time, that’s where you are too lazy to show me a set of exercises all the time and give me dumbbells. well, that is he really believes that giving dumbbells is such a motivation. yes, because they are so beautiful, they show me with them yes, come on dumbbells, this is dumbbells pink frame on wow. listen to this. here is youth, this is this, this is this, this is this, this is this. well, here it is. this this this this this
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this this this this this this this, you understand, that's why they keep this this this exercise per kilogram. this is youth, this is this, this is this , this is this. oh, here it is, so here are the glasses. yes , too, it's like and this is for what it is for this for this one. yes, just squats. yes, just like that, you know, i hardly do anything, i have dumbbells, and all the time i work out one day on the second. everything hurts and it saves me. so let's get on with the workout, shall we? i say listen now. come on, i'll do something now, then we'll start and then on and then on i'm with each from monday to monday. yes, today your colleagues michael of the police are visiting us. mac, let's invite him. oh yes my dears hello my
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dears. gave me dumbbells for my birthday. it very similar to spartak, i have known spartak for a long time, i can tell you that when spartak worked for a short time at the youth theater, where i also did not work for a long time. he looked at me looking for. i organized a rocking chair up there. so pull yourself up, who motivates you to go to the gym, firstly, i have a beautiful one at my house. i have alice. usually it always works. everyone is like a hanger. this worked 10 years ago.
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now we are playing a performance, you know, many many are changing. michael is getting better. you see, he was losing and he still has a moment when he takes off his jacket, and he has an elastic body there, cubes cubes. he is generally very handsome. but they, by the way, are satisfied with their shape. no, i don't get on the scale never because i'm afraid of being dependent on the scale, to be honest. and i know that i really am. and you, as if you define by jeans, for example, i even have a corset. i bought myself a corset. yeah, at the instigation of her e, comrade elena biryukova, she told me, i say, listen, how good you look said. i told her said. i have secrets to eat a corset. and now i also have a corset, where i put it on, where
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i need to be, especially if you are like that, i put on a corset, because it somehow so you are yum or not. no, no, today. just me and so attention to the question. alice your loved ones know that punctuality is not your strong point in blink, where you have been serving since 1999 . you come with the third call. in krasnodar, you overslept while filming in kazan, you were so carried away by shopping that you were late for the performance, and in 2003, due to your own greed, you almost disrupted the tour far east reveal the secret of exactly how, then you suffered the correct answer in the black box. bring it in, please, in the far east, because i ate scallops. and i ate. uh, i had food poisoning, and protein poisoning. tell me, i'll tell you. let's come to the city of vladivostok and here we are locals, and our fans are very wealthy people. we
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are invited somewhere in the open sea to the russian island. and now i remember that some kind of a boy came. he was tied to some cord and he just immediately he whined and pulled it out, and we stood over this dish, where the gifts of the caspian sea were offered what is even the sea of ​​japan is called, and everything went there, you understand? and there was something utterly utterly something that says, it says, this is a tiger shrimp , and this is medvedka in everything, it was fried or raw there. no, it was something raw, something was dipped in it, something then carried, then brought. and she ate it all. i remember that i had a movement in my hands, it was like this that's what you know, i was like that. i just sent an endless amount of this protein food into my mouth and everything was very tasty, and then, and then everything happened. i
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was sitting on the plane under the wing of the plane. so, the green sea, taigi gave me some kind of blanket. i had a temperature, i was shaking and it seemed to me. i 'm dying, i was very bad very bad. eh, well, that is, it was everything, as if everything was hard both from the north and from the south. yes, it was from the north from the south, everything was there, and then we had it, it was the beginning of the tour, a further 7 days, the city of bratsk and you moved away quickly hps no, all the tours were seasoned with this. i mean, i had this. you know, i had toxic poisoning. i remember yulia menshova, my uh, a friend brought me socks, brought me honey, brought me, she looked after me. well, in general, there was such a thing, i accept your answer. let's find out the correct answer. and how mish suffered olesya zheleznyak from his greed on tour in 2003 in our play stupid, in addition to the miniature yulia
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menshova and olesya, other artists also play, including including me, and in 2003 i really liked to eat, especially such goodies. and if olesya shows that she ate like this. then i did it like this, and all this was still mixed up, no one. of us, he didn’t get poisoned, except for alice, this is the most trick, because olesya, in general, even on gas, here we go, she eats like a bird. i never saw sickness take a huge plate of food there, and there was so much food that i applied a bowl of scallops like that. and then the next day i was surprised to see alice from the greenish greenish color that oh i can't i can't i can't i still don't eat scallops, what do you think, until now . i do not eat. i can’t even when someone tells me, i can’t even look at them, olesya, you
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revealed your secret and the money in your bank. open the black box. what's there scallops, yes, about here listen so we get it. well, what will you not? no i won't, no i won't. well, no, by the way, i have other living creatures, i can eat some of these there, but these scallops are not here. this is this, yes. this, of course, is such a closed topic. misha thank you great that you came to us. we accompany you. thank you very much. you are approaching the final of the program with winnings of 200,000 rubles. you can increase this amount by exactly 1 million if you reveal the secret that is hidden in this envelope. bring a candle, please. thank you for our heartfelt conversation. and thank you. you work for two , take care of your husband, children, sisters, and even cats. you
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don’t feel sorry for yourself and often for others, but it was n’t always like this, and in this envelope is your secret about a person whom you didn’t feel sorry for at one time question. if you're ready to answer it. we turn on the light and continue our conversation. ok. someday the time of this mystery.
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olesya , your winnings amounted to 200 thousand rubles, what will you spend it on, but charity, we will definitely pass them on. thanks to lena, there was the honored artist of russia olesya zheleznyak, a new portion of star revelations every saturday on ntv hello, the international sawmill is on the air and
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today we will talk about the baltic quirks of polish idiots and of course about ukraine today in the program you will not know how because of the rise in price american women are forced to get to work as the west is looking for new ways to transfer weapons to ukraine how did president zelensky secretly fly to talks with biden? on the previous program, you've already seen the president address the crowd with a burning question. johnny can you explain to me how the easter bunnies manage to bring easter paradise. and finally, today
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's entertainment program was not in the city, so the guests suggested doing ukrainian folk fun collecting javelins from scraps of paper, bows and cardboard. usa first line jill biden. she came on a visit to ukraine and met elena zelenskaya lived in uzhgorod and elena definitely had something to talk about, and both husbands were presidents. well, to put it mildly, with bells and whistles, which is interesting, the media report that only the press service of the white house was present at the meeting of the first people. it seems that zelensky’s press service is not trusted even in ukraine. the video of the trip of the first lady of the united states was published that her visit was timed to coincide with mother's day. biden himself, apparently, is going to ukraine exactly by the
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day of the elderly person, dear jill, i will tell you a secret. if you don’t bring loot and weapons to ukraine, then the first couple of ukraine usually sends such and such to such and such a mother. ask the president of germany strange. by the way, heroic sandbags and anti-tank hedgehogs with such non- heroic landscapes are nowhere to be seen. western audience. maybe stop giving money. in the meantime, the first ukrainian lady entertained biden's wife, himself zelensky didn't get bored either. the canadian premier trudeau came to visit him. canadian prime minister justin trudeau came with her announced visit to the ukrainian city of irpin on an unannounced visit. well, that's what you're talking about with an unscheduled audit. i would also be in the place of the western leaders for zelensky three times, i would recalculate all the labor penalties jill, biden in uzhgorod, it seems like flying to ukraine
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to promote blood in the west. it is now considered good form even as a duty, as you know, a modern western politician must do in life three things to visit kiev to meet zelensky to declare support for ukraine and to carry out anti-russian sanctions. visit to zelensky. this is how it is, how the wearing of a mask shook everyone to hell, but without this i wouldn’t be surprised if during the visit the macron got jealous and decided to immediately call putin, but, judging by the look. macron was jealous for a good reason. and judging by the green. he got lazy. so i met the works of the same beard as johnson. i'm wondering, why don't any of them come to donbass? and we'll arranged an honest tour without any special effects and
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fake women with roosters. maybe the fact is that after such a visit of labor immediately, i would like to lift sanctions from russia and impose them on ukraine. and at a meeting on wednesday, zelensky presented an award to dog patrons that the rescuers trained the searcher. that's really truly in shepeton, it happens to be a tractor. it’s strange that they called the dog a patron, and not a dot at the sniffed zelensky decided that it would be cool to reward the dog if tomorrow zelensky awards a blue move that will yell glory ukraine no one will be surprised. look at trudeau, he ’s standing there and freaking out thinking, where the hell did i end up, and and when i had a return flight on the patron’s account, according to the ukrainian authorities, 236 explosive objects were found, in fact, this dog used to successfully search for drugs and the patron’s nose did not disappoint.
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code patrons also took part in the videoconference of state leaders of the group of families, now not a single meeting of the big seven is complete without the participation of the little six j7 zelensky proposed specific tools that are now needed in ukraine, including all states of the family group to join after the military restoration of ukraine using the format of patronage over specific cities, towns, regions and industries, the format of patronage. that is , the fact that all of ukraine has long been sold across and pledged to the zelinsky west is already not enough. now you also need to arrange patronage. volodya returned to his usual existence begging for money. about how the first family of ukraine entertained the penultimate people in the world community in the report of our international observer sergey kremlyov. it
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was in vain, a day spent, tired of washington imprisonment jill biden pulled on dubious adventures in uzhgorod air, distinctly, smelled of the famous women's friendship, women's gossip and western nonsense, ukrainian, the border, according to tradition, met guests with bare pillars, a sign immediately warned, what kind of safety the value of things of the state the tuple is not responsible. the first lady of the united states recalled that the economy class funeral procession, assembled, from all over the square traffic cops dispersed melancholy and insects. sugar there had been no cotton wool in the city since 1991, so the children who were expecting an american aunt were treated to ordinary cotton wool, since the united states no longer had money to help ukraine, along the way from some
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flower bed, they picked flowers for a bouquet for safety and economy reasons, a jacket for biden's wife was sewn straight out of military camouflage tent fabric great boobs. daughter. where did i have my grannies, dear. you have nothing of your own in ukraine. no, everything of ours is stuffed into the cabinets of the guards. first league finally able to start chatting chair for communication was as empty as the head of the first league of america represent jill every morning. volodya's starts from the track and is not at all running. oh , my girl. it would be better for him to sniff cocaine. he greeted the invisible, then the americans organized a tour of the achievements of those who like to grow indoor plants. by the way, after whom
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our scientists named this town in honor of a snake or a hedgehog, until they definitely established entertainment in the city, there was no, so the guests suggested doing ukrainian folk fun to collect stick together javelins due to tie-ins, paper, bows and cardboard to create an atmosphere of anxiety, hollywood screenwriters. they offered to let a soldier with a soft landing machine into the frame more often, mrs. biden, and we can serve you well, she showed who is the boss in the white house, having climbed the ladder, without any problems at all, it remained a mystery. on a visit to zelenskiy himself he stopped his work the brave soldiers vigilantly watched to ensure that none of the locals drained gasoline from canadian cars. they wanted to do it later it was themselves, in order to wind the rope with the counter, they
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drove around the city in circles, the sight of the canadian prime minister, behind bars, inspired inexplicable joy and cautious optimism, so that no one would think that he arrived surrounded by three aunts at once and immediately, like a real male, marked territory raised the canadian flag. i support ukraine, the handsome man did not forget about the women, slandering them in french. judging by their sad look, the members of the ukrainian delegation have already realized that the sweet canadian did not bring money or weapons to the video conference of the big seven on it was clear to the guest that zelensky shared with him that he was sniffing zelensky, in turn
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, it was clear that he shared the latter. zelensky german. said a phrase without which any western politician could in no time impeach the ecumenical took the form of a proud, first-graders whose high school students took to play with them in an adult game. he began his speech, just like any other presidency. i immediately ask you under a monotonous tambourine. trudose. dozing. he had a strange macron dream, running across the ukrainian wheat field in johnson's red shorts, seeing that the action of the powder had ended and the guest was clearly bored, zelensky moved on to the main number of the entertainment program and awarded the doggie, the only hero of ukraine, judging by the fact that the dog immediately
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had labor. he was the only one of all those present who was well versed in foreign policy. however, it soon became clear how ukraine is treated as a hero when foreign guests don't look at that, and that's it, the canadian with eyes shot money, didn't give a nod. come home soon. sergei kremlev changed it especially for the sawmill about what is happening on the field now in the newspapers they will write only tomorrow the debriefing will be tomorrow the cooler will talk about the match all tomorrow, but win. you can now bet live on the site and in the application 1xbet, play now the rest tomorrow. coming
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quietly approach, arrest, drive up and arrest. why do you have to run again and ingenious gouging come out, i'll take you now lens cold ideal team to clean up the city hole. yes, not provence well, how did volodya, a fighter for democracy and a victim of russian aggression , celebrate victory day zelensky and this is how zelensky, in his telegram channel, attached to the publication on may 9 a
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photo of a ukrainian soldier with the emblem of the ss division, a dead head on his uniform, later the post was edited, and the photo was removed, but many have already managed to repost the original message. i can imagine how vova went through the pictures of his heroes. so so this one ziguetes this portrait of hitler with that swastika all over his face. well, maybe this one with a skull oh, let them think that he is a pirate. for those who are not in the know, i will tell you, the death's head is the nazi symbol of death for the first time this symbol was used or as an element of military uniform in the middle of the xviii century. in the prussian army, the skull symbolized the mystical unity of war and death during world war ii. it became the emblem of the third ss panzer division death's head, which was based on the nazis who were responsible for guarding the concentration camps. these cutthroats became famous for the massacre in the
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french village of la paradise 97 british soldiers were machine-gunned and bayoneted in cold blood. somehow it was awkward. true, the attempts of those who protecting me nazi bastard. although, of course, to find a photo of a ukrainian military man without nazi symbols. asterisk problem. too bad the post has been edited. this was practically zelensky's first truthful post. well, besides that epic video in his office. anyone

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