with an interest club in a very unobtrusive form, teachers sow reasonable, kind and eternal skillfully, disguising themselves as a psychotherapist or a mass entertainer, classes at the school last from monday to friday from 9:00 am to 4:00 pm, as usual for us arithmetic, geometry, physics and other stories are given a day at most two hours. but all sorts of physical education games. we are preparing for adulthood the rest of the time in the siamese village of laxelburg, what does it translate? like a salmon beach the most interesting thing is definitely a lesson cooking. today the pizza is being prepared. here, both girls and boys. and even, as you can see, very mature boys are taught. how to use and

not cards with a washing machine. of course, in labor lessons, the teacher will definitely ask, and what would you like to make today. ah , children, children, by the way, these children drew just such a picture of adam and eve, and fig leaves, the teacher shyly added them later, the young artists did not see any crime in the depiction of the genital organs and did not understand what the biblical ancestors of mankind committed such a sinful thing. we have similar stories. one of them is about covering a naked priest of la-aan with a fig leaf. it was even described in the press. the statue of lacaona with her sons stood near the secondary school and its director began the struggle for morality, urgently made fig leaves from plaster and hoisted them in the appropriate places, but in general a fig leaf has long been synonymous with

hypocrisy. although i do not suspect norwegian teachers of hypocrisy. they just believe that everything has its time, in addition to more or less. compulsory program and collective lessons, every little norwegian is asked before the start of the school year what you would like to do for another six-year-old march. wanted to learn how to play the trumpet in the tiny village of her trumpeter's laxelbut. i didn’t have to write out from the city, which is located 130 km. but now a completely happy march trumpets like wounded elephants. half an hour a day is such a backwoods in norway. i really like my village here it's never boring. and most importantly, here there are wonderful opportunities to ski anywhere except norway there are no such conditions for skiing, so i wouldn’t trade my country for anything, at first glance, the norwegian youth is very cosmopolitan and devoid of any

national characteristics. they can’t even immediately say how, for example, norwegians differ from the inhabitants of papua new guinea. i don’t know what our national characteristics are, maybe we differ more in our folk clothes. in my opinion, only american movies are watched here. but, oddly enough, it doesn't them to be ardent patriots of their country, for example, everyone wants to serve in the army. she is in norway, like our draft. well, a very small 40,000 people. moreover, half of them were written by the supply manager, political officer and other programmers. so, conscripts stand in line for three to four years to fulfill their sacred duty, in front of their homeland the most prestigious service is considered to be in the royal guard, whose main duty is to carry a decorative guard, near the royal palace is prestigious not because the uniform is beautiful or often on tv

just show the norwegians adore their king. and the people's workers' party, the scandinavian version of the communists and even the republicans. achieving a majority in parliament will never put on the agenda the question of the abolition of the monarchy in norway, the only claim of the people to their king is his modesty. norwegians would like to read every day in the newspapers or see on tv what their monk eats, what he reads or watches how he brings up his grandchildren. does he give them money for ice cream? well, and other cute royal details. king norway is a very good person and we all know how much he does for the country and people. i think it's better to have one king forever while he's alive than to choose a new president every 4 years and get used to him. the norwegian monarch is not just the most modest, he is the most low-budget in europe. this

is also noticeable in the scale of his residence. we have a palace of culture of railway workers, it will be more luxurious and in terms of a personal fleet. this limousine here is not the property of the royal family. it was issued for use for advertising 2 years ago on the flagpole of the palace a little below the national flag they proudly reel with the emblem of the auto giant that made the poor king happy with wheels. if you want to ride, he knows how to hang flags in his palace, in norway there is almost no convention and a minimum of false splendor, the tourists wanted to chat to the guards at the number one power station, please, he will answer all your questions. do not offend people with boorish non-talkativeness. hooray, there was such a social advertisement, the soldiers are standing by and shouting, and they couldn’t stand the guard’s pen for mom’s cars, yes, and waved, and in vain the charter must be observed, not our soldier of the guard of

honor, not the british guardsman, the charter will not communicate with tourists, and in norway, the guardsmen are prescribed to communicate with the people according to the instructions. although it seems to me that this somewhat loses the solemnity of the very idea of ​​​​the guard, however. this is not the only difference between norwegian herbs and ours, especially in terms of alcohol sales. good for everyone, norway is a country of fearless people, well, god forbid a russian person to be here with a hangover. yes, even for the first time. that is not being familiar with local customs. it's 9:00 am now. papa halem is the only place in the city where, at that time, alcoholic drinks are served in other cafes and restaurants until noon, and local pensioners, russian fishermen and correspondents exhausted by narzan settled down. damn, the history of this pub began

with maniacal norwegian neatness and a penchant for order. there is a large port of maliki nearby and the fishermen come there soaked on the outside and dried on the inside. and the fact that the store from 12:00 to them profoundly indifferent, when the soul asks the question can always be resolved, so, in broad daylight , disheveled sea wolves with large intoxicating bottles walked around the parish districts, and the people were indignant. why can they? and? we can’t sit and endure until dinner, and i met the population and opened this dad, the only one in the whole of northern norway , only here you can wet your throat right early in the morning , but it’s tough here. i see that the person went over, then i won’t pour him any more, if he starts to rage, then i’ll put him out to the street, but tomorrow, of course, i’ll forgive, but there are such brawlers whom we deprive the right to come to us for one or even two months to the most beloved and

honored visitors of the pub. norway the nobel peace prize in 1990 in oslo in the building of the city hall, the size of the prize then was about 5 million dollars, probably in small tromso, mikhail sergeevich decided without too much fuss. wash this profitable business in norway and beer. for some reason it's customary to eat herring turns out to be an amateur, but very original, probably, in such an important matter as biting beer, dear russians are very conservative, looking through the entire book of reviews, we did not find a single entry made by a compatriot. our film crew has filled this outrageous gap and now all pub visitors will know that the best beer is the best norwegian tv company. this, of course, ntv a. broadcasting about abroad is, uh, but during our stay in

norway, we still managed to learn modesty, and not from anyone, but from the norwegian king himself. our journey today has come to an end , travel with us. travel yourself. in this picture, the owner of the gallery, contemporary

artist vladimir sizov, in an allegorical form, depicted a feminist woman, a fragile, gentle angel. however, she has iron wings behind her back and pay attention to the paradise apple is also made of metal. the author claims that she was inspired to write this picture by a hot temper, cossack, you should know this. are you from stavropol? petrozavodsk let's go see a few more works. united well, i would say the conditional theme dashing nineties, and here is the artist sizov friends. hello. nice to meet you.

look in what unusual original manner the author depicted the period of the collapse of the soviet union, what are you doing? this bill was held in a criminal case in the ninetieth million. it's the same number. and it was not the same number, i missed one digit and ate the reprimand. konstantin sergeevich, what i will tell you now has nothing to do with psychotherapy, but still think, you yourself have passed, and you are still chasing this million, right? and i somehow hung something on the court can not find a badger. he doesn't sleep here. if i could

and it all started in the 90th year. i was a completely green tracker at petrovka 38. i dreamed of catching a maniac cooler than mosgaz, marrying the girl of my dreams. but at work, i mostly wrote and lived alone in a communal apartment with three neighbors. in the same room, uncle. petya an ardent opponent of perestroika and a devoted admirer of paulitva, another

room was occupied by the chinese or vietnamese not understand, but quiet and always smiling. and in the third room, my beloved neighbor alice on the passport, luda, seems to be a fairy goddess and a currency prostitute. yaishenko, alice began to call me from the first day a year ago. i went to meet. with a new neighbor, uncle. petya took a sip. half a liter lied that alice is 70, so i did not dress up . hello egg

will you? in general, we lived, we are well, poor, hungry, but fun. listen to the face. i was waiting for changes and one day these changes came. cherry you from work. let's do sure, this time my boss colonel ivlev demanded not to copy some stupid pieces of paper, not to draw a poster by may day or to take a queue at 5:00 in the morning for wallpaper, he

entrusted me with a real police task. thank you i understood, it was my fault i had to urgently come to sheremetyevo-2 airport in those years, sheremetyevo 2 was a kind of branch from here, they left forever without regret, and there was always a lot of police at the hated scoop at the airport, but such a number of police ranks are not lower than major on one square meter. i saw the colonel for the first time.

million rubles dollars american credit vneshtorgbank we carry out the means of the event, we study the territory of the witnesses, who is involved in the case? no, that is the minister. this is our young employee konstantin gromov and this is an important matter. he will be dealt with by the head of the investigation. listen to me bone. eat the earth. shit dig in, but a million. find me this one

in hot pursuit under the colonel, i will personally sign the order . listen like this, well the list is good, thanks to the push, oh well.

so you didn't see the money. yes? no, there was a lot of rubbish there, but we did not unload the money. i am i know these bags with blue seals such in english last month were, but this was not. and millions well, who collectors arrived? where is the bag? what bag? well, we found out, and who entered the plane, and i know, well, the pilots, probably, came in, and we arrived. i looked at the clock , it was 10:30, but the bags were no longer there giving birth. and

now gromov will be shot at us. your subscriptions, thank you, i was at the airport. i watched everything carefully . those machine is needed washing machine elite is called a small one,

can you stand on the table? it's like i live alone. no, well, it's you who won't have time to look back now, seven sexes. yes, i overdid it. two got it. tomorrow already with the guys to meet to pick up. well, offer a washer. i wanted to alice alice had a rare talent to create a mess around herself in order to turn a clean room, how to put it mildly, she needed exactly 10 seconds for bread. why, in order not to wash it with your hands, leave it where you even poured water from a bucket on the table and everything is expensive? let me

i’ll give you why i talk in such detail about this machine, it was not an easy washer, but a fateful one. upload here threw that the fishermen brought what always on saturdays i can help. i have a meeting here. and i'm here

200. 205 yes, don't worry the thing is worth it. hoses instructions are all inside in the early morning at the cemetery sons buy a washing machine with the last money. tell someone who will be handed over to the fool now. that was the time.

do not wash, otherwise it will be decorated. yes, i know, i can thank you for that. dollars specifically, this banknote the client is one foreigner, our foreigner would not have given three of these. where did you take it off? in the 90s,

the yar restaurant in the hotel of the soviet prostitute was very fond of the client here, as a rule, he was on a business trip and drunk, and next to numiran i could only go there by police crusts, so alice introduced me as her client, just some kind of bee then. look, don't overdo it, but i'm a free girl, i need to spin. haven't solved one important question? who will pay you will be lost, then quietly, and i will find someone. come on, come on.

let's go dancing, spring bouquet. if not, then i 'll go home. i'll be at work early. i'll pounce on him. the police talent gave you the address disappears. the result of the day was so-so a lot of money for a washing machine that no one needed, the right dollars, but without an owner. yes, and the subway is closed

mediocre weekend or not. disassembly for what for everything good for the loader's salary, walks accumulated accumulated. under the chair found to throw wanted. how old is

the plane ? operation execution will fly much faster so this to petrov, come on, come on. to a friend, the sun, how interesting, it turns out that the greeks have a legal one, you would be ashamed of the citizens. here smart girl did not even have to call. what other wife do you have? hello, got yourself a second woman , right? quite so, i said this for a red word, a liar, you are grekov and this is another reason

to search and interrogate you, we go inside. there is nothing. no, i have no money of all you. don't be a greyhound, you think you didn't find the stolen dollars you hid good? didn't hide anything. i say hide. that's where this question is on ventilation. i paid attention. it’s not just that the fact is that in our communal apartment it was just a hellish muzzle from it like from a black cosmic hole. and i know. it's broken,

well, it's broken, let's fix the obsession. that night, grekov's ventilation, we found only a small part of the american loan, in total it turned out to be 20 thousand dollars, but the main thing we attacked was not mine. i repeat the question, where is the rest of the money. why before you? why not after i looked at the clock with a spice? at

10:30, the bag was gone. and what were they standing today? no, i'm a mother and i swear, these two packs were lying in the corner. well, apparently, the bag burst, they fell out.