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you frankly told your wives, mistresses and romances with famous women of our country. you admitted who you really loved who you were passionate about, and who you hated, but one very personal secret of yours. you still hid from me, and this is your secret in an envelope. sash read the question. if you're ready to answer it. we turn on the light and continue our conversation. are you ready to reveal your million dollar secret? someday the
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time will come for this secret with me. who needs them, we will definitely pass them on to charity. let's hug thanks. singer danko, aka alexander fadeev, was with us. see you exactly in a week on ntv. hello,
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fellow citizens. this week, the poles decided to share the income of norway. zelensky decided to give ukraine to the poles. but didn't like it. today in the program you will not find out what the participants of the economic forum in davos were doing in the absence of the russian delegation, how foreign companies feel today, rushing to leaving russia you have already
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seen the previous program from the president of tajikistan, it was clear that he did not miss the soviet union, because he never left it. having embraced the guest , biden told her that he had prepared a buffet for her and immediately offered her to create a swedish family. and finally , today's program i hinted that the kgb of belarus listened to another conversation in western politicians, so we keep our ears open. for the speech, zelensky put on traditional a worn t-shirt and an expression of sadness and suffering sandbags were not included in the frame, so the rowers
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had to work hard on bags under the eyes as if he spoke, he got the right to come to putin in sochi first. the official part of the negotiations between putin and lukashenko lasted 4 hours and 50 minutes. almost five o'clock five. during this time, the russian sarmat may reach the orbit of jupiter and what is happening there, they obviously underestimated, they lived, counting the means of their own media, but they also got inflation about the truth. putin is to blame. putin is to blame for everything there, so talk seriously. on this phrase. the west tensed up and began convulsively guessing with whom. putin was going to have a serious talk. well , the ruble is strengthening at a frantic pace so that we do n’t go too far here, so an unexpected hang
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is happening. but this is unexpected for them. we then expected it to be this time of opportunity. russia and belarus have long proved that the g2 is 10 times more reliable than the g20. by the way, a warm welcome to all liberal so-called specialists and economists who promised us a dollar at 200, or even 300 rubles. they will already take policy steps towards expanding ukraine. we are worried that they are ready to leave the poles of nato. uh, to help in this way to take away, as before the thirty-ninth year of western ukraine, it seems to be impatient to take political anymore. revenge for your own dismemberment. and now they finally found the right one for it. territory about how this week the president had a heart-to- heart talk with a belarusian and was going to have a very serious talk with the west in the report of our
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random correspondent and the joy of betrayal. it was a difficult day in the warm sochi air snowy aromas of a growing union state and failed western treachery spilled over. the president of belarus climbed the stairs as quickly and confidently as the quotes of russian oil and gas in the world markets are always fast on the mike, according to the old soviet tradition. lukashenka immediately went to the sea to take a sunbed because it was such that it became clear. good. not where we are not. it's good only where we are, vladimir vladimirovich, beauty is something. what kind of thing captures, don't capture. i do not have our method only through a referendum. for a few poles, which lay for beauty near the wall in europe, it was now possible to buy a small town, with all the inhabitants, the president of
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belarus clearly enjoyed the fact that this time he would not have to share the attention of his boss with anyone, even allies in the dkb. the boss explained that the ussr lived under sanctions even when biden walked under the table for russia and belarus , there is nothing new here, and made it clear that in the russian economy the armor, like the armata of the russian economy, withstands the sanctions very worthily, then it turned out that the magic words are not only thanks and please with sand. what is simple happiness a little. to plunge into the sea and meet with you to discuss, then the guest noted that after the imposition of sanctions, the ruble did not expect such agility from itself. i'm just getting stronger and unexpected
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it is intensively strengthening that the kgb of belarus listened to another conversation of western politicians, so we keep our ears open, lukashenka could not help but tell where is the best place to buy fresh potatoes in minsk. we have a huge market in the end, the guest remembered the fighting komsomol youth , our cause is right, and sooner or later. we will win anyway, making sure that it is equally convenient to spit on western sanctions from the russian and belarusian bell towers. the boss returned to work, because these sanctions were imposed on russia, apparently, not visible, and she has one boss and joy with love. meanwhile, the ukrainian furek fure rock, now continues world tours, and this time at the economic forum in davos vova became a
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coach and taught respectable uncles how to survive without russia called on the state to take part in the restoration of ukraine to introduce embargoes on russian oil, as well as to block the banking and it sectors of russia i still cannot understand how anti-russian sanctions will help improve the financial condition of ukraine or is it working here the ancient ukrainian principle is good not when a cow appeared, but when a neighbor died, well, someone explain to zelensky that handouts from the west are not the economy, but begging and no matter how hard you try , pan zelensky and khazanov it turned out better, a member of the us house of representatives michael told cnn that after zelensky's speech, everyone present at the forum gave a standing ovation, except for
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members of the chinese delegation. then he showed the corresponding photos. it seems to me that very soon the states will include sanctions lists of those who clapped zelensky not actively enough, but the funniest thing. here is what china said that the prc delegation had not left the meeting since zelensky’s speech because, according to them, the chinese delegation was at that moment meeting with the head of the international energy agency. you understand the level of shame. yes, the chinese didn’t just not applaud zelensky, in principle, during his speech they were not in the hall, well, the question remains. who then photographed the american? but who, according to the chinese media, is one of the people in the photo that the cnn source used as evidence were the vice premier of vietnam
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and laughter and sin. now the americans are confusing not only iran and iraq, but also the chinese and vietnamese. and so they all heard something somewhere, somewhere they see something, they don’t figure it out, they make a mistake, they mix it up and shy away either with missiles or sanctions. well, that’s not all, besides zelensky, the mayor of kiev spoke at the dovodsky forum. it’s scary to live in a world where klitschko is not only invited to the world economic summit, but they also give him the floor. ukraine at the forum introduced a large delegation, which included high-ranking representatives of the ukrainian government, a european sign says that the
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richer the banquet at the forum, the larger the delegation from ukraine war is war, and business trips are scheduled. well, who will miss such a great opportunity to withdraw western financial assistance in suitcases and attach it to swiss banks. for the first time in 35 years, the forum in davos was held without the participation of russian businessmen and officials. it was just for decent people to do. there was nothing the davos forum, by the way, was also held in person for the first time after a two-year break due to the covid-19 pandemic, the current forum differs from the previous ones in that now everyone knows. hu from mister putin advisor to the head of the office of the president of ukraine mikhail podolak on twitter said that on the sidelines in davos, many are discussing that it is time to stop shooting and return to business with the russian federation, such reasoning was considered
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unacceptable. it seems that the fresh alpine air of davos has affected many sobering, because that the economic forum people want to count money, while on the street they warmly announce the rejection of russian oil and gas. well, much easier than when icicles grow in the corners of the premises. and the closer winter is, the more often common sense will penetrate the heads of western businessmen and politicians. ukraine does not trade returns so that someone can fill their wallet wrote, like the shortest path to the end of the war, arms money embargo. in the sense that ukraine does not trade sovereignty, right now they have dumbfounded all the presidents, square over the past 30 years. although if you trade sovereignty wholesale and retail for so long, then by 2022 there will be
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nothing to sell. but podlyak, of course, well, the monster of literature to say that weapons are the shortest path to the end of the war. well, about how to say that drugs are the shortest path to victory over drug addiction. the swiss commemoration of the world economy in the report of our international observer sergei kremlyulov, it was in vain, the day lived in the air smelled of lost swiss neutrality and perverted western mentality. the swiss did not come up with anything better than copying their mountain landscape from a picture on a chocolate wrapper. the alps looked abandoned, they obviously missed this glorious time when suvorov or at least a kleischner passed through them, realizing that anyway, someday someone
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will have to surrender. swiss , in advance hung out a white flag. someone came just in search of suitors and was now trying to figure out which one of them was an ugly girlfriend vigilant swiss snipers were preparing to shoot anyone who would it’s not enough to clap loudly and diligently after the speech of the representatives of ukraine, the guards discussed them after the forum to fight for ukraine or they would be allowed to immediately surrender to russia ukrainian mess on the signboard found a mistake in the word chaos. the organizers of the forum arranged, so that it was impossible to hide from zelensky even in the toilet, in order to somehow improve things in the world economy, the founder and president of the davos forum. iso. at the beginning of his speech, the president of the forum uttered a spell, obligatory in the west, trying with all his might to be like a silan. he then he
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decided to cheer up the bored guests and gave the floor to the ukrainian clown for the performance zelensky put on a traditional worn t-shirt and the expression of sadness and suffering did not include sandbags in the frame, so the make-up artists had to work hard on the bags under the eyes zelensky watched what and which of the guests could have bitch ukraine and who is generally hopeless? only for the peacemaker base, in order not to be considered enemies of democracy, zelensky clapped while standing, many were ready to kneel down. but then there would be nothing african american left humorous page of the event, continued the klitschko family what relation they had to the economy
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did not understand even the brothers themselves made themselves felt in the head and sometimes kiev hung up. he strained all his convolutions, trying to understand where he was and who all these people were . ursula von der lein looked too happy and blooming with money and guns ursula was not lying around, so she supported ukraine cheaply and cheerfully. realizing that in the foreseeable future it will not be possible to fill their pockets, it’s like the bigwigs of world business gathered for a
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buffet table in the hope of at least filling their stomachs, but judging by the miserable appearance of the tables. they were generously covered with anti-russian sanctions, but the absence of pensioners. merkel even had no one to carry a flask of schnapps with him. the forum participants already dispersed on zelensky, it was impossible to appease him, and he went on and on saying that, and ended up slapping his lips and slapping zelensky. yes, they stomped home, well, the global financial crisis, so how can it be defeated if russia is not invited by sergey kremlin specifically for the sawmill. the donbass international sawmill is ours about what is happening on the field now in the newspapers they will write only tomorrow the debriefing will be tomorrow there will be talk at the
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as usual, we're friends dolphin from dolphins by a criminal investigation officer. well, i'm not a dolphin to you dolphin continued from monday at 20:00 on ntv this week fellow citizens zelensky became the most influential person of the year according to time magazine readers and we apparently missed the moment when the magazine became humorous. magazine putin and zelensky in the list of 100 most influential people of the world in 2022 it remains to give zelensky the title of miss universe and he will have flash royale
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here. what influences vova here's what he influences? you can explain to me, but maybe on the number of your video messages in front of bored people in suits and tailcoats on the number of nazi symbols of tattoos on ukrainian militants on the speed of turning ukraine into a colony in washington on what? the text was written by vladimir putin, if you believe the signature in the magazine , oppositionist alexei navalny, who is in colonies. to tell you, lyoshka navalny is sitting well . moreover, he manages to write texts for western publications. here's to humane humane. we still have a correctional system. instead of stitching mittens and quilted jackets, extremists. the terrorist scribbles articles, the poems turned out. yes , it is strange that the article did not begin with the words hello from
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navalny to his own team. not so and will not find it in google for keywords. as written in the article, putin's true mission is to teach lessons to everyone from world leaders to ordinary people? you look how you spoke i didn’t even serve a two-room apartment. well, they are beautiful . well, see for yourself. the west came up with a cozy universe for itself, where men get pregnant and give birth. ideally, there are no russians, but the most influential person becomes you know who the person who does not influence anything, but the real universe reminds of itself with rising gasoline prices by the coming famine. plus lots of other things. well, the main russian putin is to blame for everything, this week the ukrainian
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president profitably traded the last remnants independence which will provide the citizens of poland located on ukrainian territory with a special status masha zakharova, as always, accurately commented on this passage under the guise of preserving its own identity, the kiev regime has been destroying its own people for 8 years, and now, doing the unprecedented, legalizes the de facto seizure of its country. formerly ukrainians. we left for poland and felt like second-class people there. now , in order to become second-class citizens, ukrainians will not have to leave zelensky with the poles anywhere. already about everything. agreed. poles, don’t be fooled poles,
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kiev has somehow already granted a special status to donbass for its inhabitants, what happened there for 8 years after that, you all know you wanted porn pretending that you don’t know, in general, to any foreigner who is of good will on the territory of ukraine the special status of the urban lunatic should be granted. according to zelensky, in the near future the bill will be submitted to the parliament for consideration, let me remind you that the majority in the ukrainian rada is made up of deputies from the zelensky servant of the people party, and here arises question. what kind of people is zelensky his polish party, or maybe the american well, certainly not ukrainian during the speech of the verkhovna rada of polish president andrzej duda, the verkhovna rada
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of ukraine will also dance to the polish if tomorrow klitschko proposes to call one of the streets of kiev a whore, do not be surprised do not be surprised, by the way, the polish president promised to do everything possible for ukraine to join the european union and that ukraine's accession to poland can also be called joining the european union well, 5 minutes shame and you're entering. this is up to what. they spoiled zelensky there, which made him lazy. he himself that it is not the president of ukraine who is going to do everything possible for ukraine's accession to the eu, but the leadership of other countries. but you know, an interesting picture emerges. each of the european leaders separately vows to do everything possible for ukraine to join the eu. well, as soon as possible . well, as soon as these leaders get together , some problems and
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delays immediately begin. what a stubborn ukrainian donkey carrot in front of his nose is already moldy rotten, but still rushing to it rushing and rushing rushing and rushing. enter, dear ukrainians. join the eu russia has nothing to lose from these decisions. but to sit without gas, as part of europe , of course, an international sawmill will be more fun. the higher the status, the harder it falls. in the meantime , the president of poland was sharpening folly in the ukrainian rada and promised to help the polish prime minister found a new way of financial assistance to ukraine and decided to dispossess
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norway of kulaks demanded that norway share with ukraine profited from the sale of oil and gas, which increased after the increase in energy prices due to anti-russian sanctions, at first they were going to do general gas purchases there, now they are dispossessing individual countries. i already suspect that they will build developed communism there in the eu earlier than the chinese, if the united states decided to fight russia to the last ukrainian, then don’t be a fool decided to do the same, but, but until the last norwegian oil to the dollar, but we still people of hearing. norway followed fattening on situation related to the events in ukraine, they must share this excess profit from oil and gas, exceeding the average annual over the past few years, the small five-million state of norway will exceed 100 billion euros. they must immediately share this surplus gigantic
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profit. this is abnormal and unfair . unfairly, i am tormented by vague doubts that the polish prime minister does not care about ukraine, he is stupidly jealous of norway. european countries money for ukraine and norway, of course, wolves shameful ungrateful. they live there because of the events in ukraine, and instead of gratitude, they join the anti-russian sanctions. he beguiled the coast in 2022. poland will receive 3 billion cubic meters of natural gas from norway, only now the polish gas whining is not our problem, but norway's. if i were in norway after such raids, i would demand that poland pay for gas in rubles. and while poland is scraping the bottom of the world leaders of the international
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sawmills hacked into their secret chat in our regular rubric snitched. we have expenses, you have to share income, it is necessary to share this easily. we know how to practice, and someone else. can you explain to us what it is to share, because of this help to ukraine, we ourselves are left with a bare bottom, but there are points they will not put money will disappear. and before we list them, we can share our lgbt values ​​with ukraine.
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when you divide, do not forget that you can not put on zero. good night sawmill. don't be fat bourgeois. came out this week, another one unexpected series of soap operas the rich also cry for peter allen brought a criminal case for the fact that, as the british authorities suspect, he spent more than it should be reminded, a businessman. peter allen came under sanctions in mid-march and was not supposed to spend more than two and a half thousand pounds per month. around the same time, he complained that he could not pay the bills for cleaning his house in london, but then suddenly. aviano has been spotted several times in expensive restaurants in london accompanied by friends. what are they made of
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the conclusion is that the billionaire spends more than he should. listen, a man spent several months saving on cleaners and finally allowed himself to go to a restaurant. a little more and the british law enforcement officers will start a rabbi. he has peter's petenki and ours to count calories. of course, of course, as they say, you can’t forbid living beautifully, but britain is trying very hard, it seems to me that the british are not so much monitoring compliance with sanctions. how much is simple? envy aven number 30 on the forbes 2021 list, net worth 5.3 billion dollars the banker has latvian and russian citizenship, but he lives in london but, latvia and britain will bring to the zugunder. and yet,
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zelensky was able to demonstrate that the money allocated to him is being spent on something that ukraine really needs at the perlochaise cemetery in france, unknown persons pasted stickers on the tombstone with the inscription would be alive, would support zelensky according to the same logic, most tombstones in the united states should be pasted over with stickers with an inscription. i voted for biden, by the way, sticker stickers were made in english, well, to grandpa biden was able to read, understand and rejoice. that's interesting ukrainians, yes, they talk among themselves in russian, and on a click they make such questions in english fuck you mov. the authors, who identified themselves as ukrainian activists, said that in this way they wanted to help the influencers of the past support the only true hero of our time.
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so makar, soon in support of zelensky, the spiritualist sessions will also begin to arrange stickers appeared on the graves. eddie piaf oscar weld. frederic chopin she redde balzac molière jimmy morrison marcel is simply isadora duncan de lacroix and others. most of all, ukrainian activists regret that there is no hitler’s grave, he would definitely support zelensky, it was an international sawmill, see you in a week, in the meantime, take care of the country. what is happening now on the field in the newspapers will be written only tomorrow debriefing will tomorrow talk at the cooler about the match right now on the site and
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in the application tomorrow. i once had a word, i traded it. and now there are so many words for all the weeks i just hear how they descend. they lie higher than they could, they bring us
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a word to forget the loss of nain at times between us in the soul. and now who are we without a friend
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? yes, everyone is not the only one i hear how they descend from the roof and people fled, which did not work. they bring us the word forgotten loss gives at times the former between us. now who are you from each other? today pavel fakazino is playing at the apartment. that we don’t want to breathe on a narrow balcony? leave yourself on the bed, lying in the hallway of the front door, just the headlights of the shoes, just in case, i'm not going to. all of a sudden
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want. you do not apologize for things, so as not to wake someone who has been for a long time. no. i smoke on the balcony on empty empty nights and watch the last one psyched me out of here. a person is a person , as we have a concert dedicated to your anniversary, then, of course, you have grown up my friend, because, and i saw pashka in different places incarnations. he
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came to shoot bards, somewhere else lit up, but it’s just a solo project, like pavel fakhretdinov, in my opinion, the last time we did n’t have it, until thank you very much, everything always happens on time. still ripe you have something show? again, you know the degree of greatness of the artist on stage is achieved when mom is sitting in the hall, hello. which believed that the son is engaged in complete nonsense, that first get a higher education, and then at least there were janitors. but pashka didn’t become a janitor, he became pavel too, but in fact, we’ll tell you, i first do this, you know, preview preview, because well, not everyone knows you as janitors. as a singer, i don't know.

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