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or 2 boys refuse to believe what it is at all, perhaps they weren’t shocked both families will meet in our studio to find out who has whose child kinnitsky antigran arturovich what will happen if they raise each other’s children, will mom and dad be able to give their babies and pick up relatives , sons of tigers, mothers, a pirate, when we saw ratmir, of course, he looks like i’m afraid that i won’t love tigran, that you love this world very much. i open the envelope. dna on monday at 17:50 on ntv is a secret in a million and lada dance is ready to reveal its main secret, please bring in a candle. fee, but first of all, thank you for our heartfelt conversation. life has taught you to resist all the blows of fate. and
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so that it doesn't happen to you, you turn the page and start everything from scratch, but there is still one dark spot in that biography and this secret envelope. lada open the envelope read the question. if you're ready to answer it. we turn on the light and continue our conversation. something i 'm watching you, i'm just worried about what i myself am. it a secret, it may cost you dearly. of course, i'm sorry. but this is a secret, even for a million dollars i will not reveal. life consists of
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all sorts of different moments, if it is yours, then we will remain you, but not all things can be said, so i'm sorry, please. and let it burn with this envelope. lada your winnings amounted to 125,000 rubles. what will you spend it on? well , of course, for charity, what else will i spend this money. you have to help people. thank you. we will definitely donate them to charity. let me hug you. thank you, the inimitable lada dan was with us. see the secret for a million in exactly a week on ntv
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this season. here are real feelings. hello fellow citizens. today we will surprise you with ukrainian innovations in ways to get away from the army, talk about the next eu attempts to freeze our ears to spite us and talk about how poroshenko almost reached saakashvili's records in the next edition of the international sawmill today in the program. you will not learn how the west uses ukraine for its own purposes, how europeans save on gasoline in
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conditions of a sharp rise in prices. you have already seen and hinted that the kg of belarus listened to another conversation of western politicians. for the performance, zelensky put on a traditional worn t-shirt and the expression of sadness and suffering did not include sandbags in the frame, so the make-up artist had to work on the bags under his eyes. and finally today's program. children and adults asked how the process of joining new territories to russia is planned in the future. i'll just name the cities. all packages with anti-russian sanctions at the head of european diplomacy did not fit a barrel into one portfolio, so he stuffed them into two. this week, putin's
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phone smoked again putin and erdogan talked on the phone at the beginning of the week, so to speak, one main nato headache talked on the phone with another alliance of new members, but due to the exclusion of old ones, the russian leader, in a conversation with the president of turkey, noted russia's readiness promote unhindered maritime transit of goods in coordination with the turkish side. as a well-known erdogan, he is generally ready for any joint activity of russia, so long as the flow of gas from russia to turkey does not stop. and for this, the flow of tomatoes from turkey to russia, putin had a telephone conversation with emmanuel macron and olaf scholz. it seems to me that europe has already decided to carry out joint purchases of gas. now here is a joint international phone calls. a little more and they
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will call putin in full force . sevens. during the conversation, european leaders asked putin to release 2,500 fighters taken prisoner at azov steel. free them from what of their nazi ideas, so that's exactly what we're doing now . and you know the process is not fast? in order to eavesdrop on what erdogan shared with putin and what the macron schul of the international sawmill was crying about. i had to connect to a secret government telephone line. hello, you called the kremlin to improve the quality of service. we switched exclusively to telephones of domestic production. if your
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gas and electricity are cut off, remove the sanctions, if you are from europe and want to learn how to use a potbelly stove, press two, if you are from nato and want to expand press erdogan, but it's useless. hello you hear me well, i hear you well. i even see that you see exactly the same. one you can release the militants from azov, whom zelensky evacuated, let him let him go here. yes, lately he has generally gotten out of hand and would have become insolent, you can guide me through public services consider. hello vladimir is erdogan. well, miss
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mr. schultz yet. here with each other we agree on a schedule. don't worry about nato expansion. we do not worry, she may not survive, goodbye. and on children's day, putin congratulated the participants of the festival. big change with the holiday and supported the initiative to create a unified children's movement, a unified children's movement. here, the russians over 40 should be pleasantly whining in their chests, somewhere around october, stars and a pioneer tie. also putin supported the idea to revive the honorary title of mother-heroine. i propose to establish a lump sum payment of 200,000 rubles for the medal. when presenting the very, very order of parental glory, instead of
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100,000 rubles. how has it been until now to pay 500,000 rubles at a time. and the mother, who will be awarded the honorary title. the heroine's mother pays one million rubles in a lump sum. a little more and the mothers of the heroine will begin to read putin about how this week the president did not offend, neither children nor mothers in our report random correspondent and happy cheater. it was a hard day on children's day at the big change in the air vitaly aromas of vibrant russian youth and pale western decrepitude baptized the baton, the west's mood in his package of sanctions took on the risk. well, somehow i don’t want to talk about problems. generally speaking, it doesn't seem to be. we have no problems, the boss reminded us that the change is big, but time for buildup. no you
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still, please, pen. raise the big ones and the small ones next. he told where the children can useful ability to assemble, eavesdropping devices from two paper cups and a rope in adult independent life explained that the introduction of anti-russian sanctions since ancient times has been a favorite pastime of the west unusual and in fact it does not happen. is it possible to produce an over-intellectual washing machine on the basis of the armata tank, let's see, the process of joining new territories to russia is planned, children and adults of the united states asked. domestic production boss returned to work, because happy children in russia millions. she has only one boss. thank you, i'm glad
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to replace you for the sawmill with love. well, europe this week, with its last strength, was friends against russia in brussels, an extraordinary eu summit was held at the level of heads of state and government on ukraine, at which it was possible to agree on the sixth package of sanctions against russia dear europe we have not yet fully mastered all the benefits, bonuses and charm from the first five packages, and you are already taking the sixth. and we know with all your package that we will answer with our borscht set. thanks to this, there is now should be able to complete the ban on almost 90% of all russian oil imports by the end of the year. this is an important step forward. for europe, this is an important step forward towards stove heating to living
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transport and food shortages, you will share the neck of frozen assets there, don’t catch a cold. hungary will be freed from the oil embargo, the cunning hungarians brought a certificate from a therapist. but in fact, only the hungarian government does not give a damn about the population of their country next winter, all of europe will get up in it’s hungary’s turn to warm up and fill up the cars the italian prime minister said that sanctions against russia will be in effect for a very long time, and trade channels will change for many years, if not forever, well, that is, europeans have masochism in their blood and torture themselves with anti-russian sanctions. they are going to long propose to return to this issue. you know, when, here, when the thermometers slowly but surely creep down. all major eu countries object to the status of
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eu candidates for ukraine and now its granting it is not expected that, following the results of the summit, the italian prime minister said that i even somehow feel sorry for zelensky, he entertained the western public anyway. and it's you bags under your eyes sandbags and ukraine laid down and sold up and down several times and lay down under the states. you lay down under poland, but he doesn’t need to eat. it remains only to ask to include ukraine in the uk well, they just all yearn for their colonial past. but the surprises from european friends did not end there for ukraine. and the next knife independence stuck in the back hmm poland poland which took yes and stopped supplying free fuel to ukraine as stated by the polish minister of climate and environment. anna moscow
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at last. poland showed ukraine not only its true face, but also other parts of the body to help win. now, only for pennies for free, the poles can only offer a million condolences. at the beginning of the special operation, we gave this fuel for free; now it is commercial supplies, olin as they say, the more booze the komsomol member will drink the less the hooligan will drink, and the more fuel he will steal more, the less amazing ukraine will get. hammered the last nail into the eu economy in a report by our international observer sergei krem, brulyovo. it was a mindlessly lived genius, and
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the aromas of another sanctions package were carried to the gloomy. democratic prickly on the one hand, the wire hinted at liberal european hospitality, and on the other. what keeps the collapsing european union, in order to have time to tear at least something at the meager sanctions buffet table, the macron rolled in. with all his appearance, he tried his best. to show feelings for the unfortunate ukraine, but it turned out clearly not a very belgian example. i sincerely did not understand. what for european leaders pinned down personally. why couldn’t everything be discussed over the phone, and most importantly, how to feed all this pack in a white shirt and gray skirt. the estonian prime minister looked like a high school graduate who was allowed by her adult uncles and aunts to sit at an adult table, while the
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hungarian prime minister looked around, as he looks at a patient in the head physician of a psychiatric hospital during a round in his pocket, the hungarian traditionally held a figured irish prime minister looked embarrassed and slightly, crazy about the fact that ireland, in principle, someone remembered. in his briefcase, bottles of whiskey tinkled melodiously, promising to somehow brighten up the melancholy and tedium next hours all packages with anti-russian sanctions. the head of european diplomacy could no longer fit a barrel in one briefcase, so he stuffed them into two. judging by the expression on the face of the italian prime minister right before the summit. he rewatched the godfather and the redelpies, following the latest european fashion under his eyes, he put on exactly the same
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bags as zelensky's, the italian thought that his mother was still right when she said that he would get into bad company saving on every little thing and the european commissioner, crossed the city, merkel's jacket i take advantage of the absence of macron's work, shyly looking for a plan for the evening and sharing the latest news. yesterday , the crayfish were five, and today the little one is on petri. also, the toad man was selling buried in the meeting room, it was as empty as in european gas storage facilities. european politicians were quietly discussing ways to get around their own sanctions in order to pay for russian gas in rubles, judging by by faces. those who gathered together to worry about ukraine were not so sad, and sometimes even simply
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fun, and you can imagine, he told me directly that without a million dollars in small bills. i can’t even meddle in kiev, and without a hundred jewels of peacekeepers i was threatened by conversations by european leaders, how they could delay the inevitable, but in the end they reconciled. and sit down to listen to the president of ukraine after speaking at the davos comfort forum, zelensky did not bother to change clothes, but only refreshed the expression of grief on his face. realizing that his requests for europeans no longer work, zelensky changed tactics and intimidated them, telling what can they expect if they don’t accept another package of anti-russian sanctions through a rocket attack after zelensky’s speech in the hall became unbearably stuffy and
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all european politicians quickly rushed to the fresh air the number of journalists at the final press conference opaquely hinted at the fact that the europeans had already hesitated to hell this is anti-russian hysteria and endless fuss with ukraine, and that’s it, zelensky clapped the european economy clapped. yes, sergey kremlev stomped home. especially for sawmills about what is happening now on the field in the newspapers will write only tomorrow the debriefing will be tomorrow conversations at the cooler about the match all tomorrow, but win. you can now bet live on the site and in the application 1xbet play the rest now.
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bank circumstances. the unique activity of borisoglebsk whose hands heal, and whose eyes see further than the rest, here is the view of such an airplane falling with passengers into the bridge. what predictions have already come true? what will happen next with ukraine zelensky manages the full capitalization of ukraine, he can, but it’s clear that he can escape to poland and the exact date when the head of the terrorists will sign his surrender, we will find out the future tomorrow at 6:00 pm on ntv, the daughter is disabled and buried her husband told them,
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hold on to me i won't give you up lonely people left without the support of family and friends. us to you manila connection with his son was interrupted, so paul is very easy to call. they took the stage to prove it. when you played the harmonica, it was an art, just age, talent is not a hindrance. hurricane you super 60+ new season tomorrow at 22:20 on ntway. love this week,
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ukrainian fakes got even the ukrainians themselves, the commissioner of the verkhovna rada for human rights, lyudmila denisova, was fired from this post with a marvelous wording, an incomprehensible concentration of media works on unproven sexual crimes of russian soldiers in a particularly perverted form , 234 deputies of the verkhovna rada voted for the dismissal of lyudmila denisova . they also know a lot about perversions. it turned out that lyudmila denisova completely abstained from resolving issues related to her immediate duties, such as organizing humanitarian corridors and exchanging prisoners of war, because writing about a special
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perverted form. violence. lucy's much nicer works are humanitarian exchange corridors. well, it's boring and uninteresting. now, if she was asked to organize an orgy, and then she turned around somehow looks flawed. now all the rallies of ukrainians to them, sympathizers with bloodied cowards, bare asses, boobs out, yes. it also turned out that the abudsman preferred to spend a lot of time outside of ukraine. well, why did you get to the bottom of a woman? these were the same creative business trips for inspiration, and her work was not appreciated. well, nothing, nothing. i think that with such an inflamed fantasy, a craving for a graphomaniac. aunt will not be left without a job. while europe is slowly curtailing aid to ukraine, the ukrainian authorities continue to come up with new ways to ruin ordinary ukrainians and replenish
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the state budget at their expense, ukrainians were offered to drape for money. adviser to the minister of internal affairs of ukraine viktor andrusev said that the government of ukraine should make a special contribution of up to 5,000 dollars for men who wish to travel outside the country. that is, if earlier bribes were carried to the military registration and enlistment office, now they will carry them directly to the government correctly. well, you can’t defeat corruption, if you lead it, the average salary in ukraine in 2020 was $ 495. they offer to pay 5,000 bucks for leaving. i would just immediately demand to donate a kidney. you know, i admire only ukraine thought of making the brain drain payable earlier , the adviser to the minister of internal affairs said that 60% of ukrainians who left the country with the beginning of the russian
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special operations returned to ukraine i suggest not to stop and take another 5,000 bucks for entry back. and if this contribution is made monthly, in general, everything will be chocolate, the closer to capitulation, the brighter the heels sparkle this week. petro poroshenko managed to leave ukraine the third time last friday. poroshenko arrived at the checkpoint on the border with poland, accompanied by five people, including bodyguards, i don’t understand. but why these personal protection. nobody needs him anymore. poroshenko showed the border guards copies of the speaker's order glad about the business trip to participate in the nato parliamentary assembly, i correctly understand that in all of ukraine there was no one who could be sent to the nato assembly well, except for the former president who is under investigation and
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part-time acting alcoholic. on the other hand, after they realized in ukraine that they would not be accepted into nato, they did not really bother about choosing a candidate for a nato event. the border guards failed to establish the authenticity of the documents provided by poroshenko, as the qr-code could not be read. really poroshenko forgot the basic rule. the qr-code on the ukrainian border is read only when it is printed on a green paper with the image of benjamin franklit, and everyone in ukraine knows once you let poroshenko out of the country and you can then work all your life if the ukrainian border guard misses this opportunity. he will never forgive himself for this, the checkpoint on the border of ukraine will eat it. this is generally now the most profitable business in the country for the prostitution of the arms trade. nervously smoke on the sidelines. about 2 hours later
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left in the opposite direction. well, how he wanted it for the poles, who are now on the territory of ukraine , will now put a special status, but not vice versa, the next day he is stubborn. petya repeated his attempt to leave ukraine with the same result, and only for the third time. he was released, apparently, the same magic qr-code with the american president worked. a little more, and in terms of the number of attempts to cross the ukrainian border, poroshenko will be equal to misha saakashvili's international sawmill. run petya run. remember we are with you they said that we would stock up on popcorn and
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look with pleasure at what nato is ready for for its expansion, popcorn has not even had time to cool down, and turkey has already stuck another scimitar in the back of western democracy. turkey may agree to the expansion of nato for the recognition of northern cyprus, a source told the express, after all, cunning, cunning guys. they can turn the swan, even from international politics earlier, turkey blocked sweden's applications for finland to join nato turkey blocks, then unlocks, as if twisting skewers on the grill. listen to the swedes. listen finns before you get robbed of fucking cowards. join in the water kb i don't know why you need us, but it's better. that's how you know what is remarkable, but the fact that the highest representatives of the british administration are not against the recognition of northern cyprus hmm, in any case, this is how the british media write, which once again proves the
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british plug in every powder keg. i look forward to what the president of greece will say to this, by the way, they are also nato countries and you trying to bargain anything from erdogan, the international sawmill decidedly and without hesitation hacked into their secret chat. well, they snitched in our regular section. skip us only to ask, over my corpse in the coffin. i saw you and not terrorists in nato, we only cover with a blanket, we have cool remnants of ukrainian sovereignty. what remains of us can no longer be borrowed, and the rdk has not joined the sanctions, and gas
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is supplied to it directly from russia through the bazaar. maybe you can do it somewhere cheaper. thanks for compliment. i studied with you, i am extremely puzzled by the behavior of my turkish colleague. yes, you are always worried. come on, with this extension, the thief will slam. it's always possible. good evening, no, you will expand, burst, and we will help. in lithuania
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, they found the most effective way to resist the russian army. lithuanian tomas upsskaz has created a collection series of figurines of russian soldiers in the collection, which he called brothers in arms russian soldiers are depicted as marauders. this is what fellow citizens do when they study history not from a textbook, but from the ukrainian western press propaganda with the imagination of this artist, of course, is sad. look at the old cassette recorder. there is also soviet wallpaper here. one soldier is dragging a cast-iron battery, and the other is an old toilet bowl. either he sincerely believes that the russian defense industry has already reached such heights that he can send our troops on a journey through time, or he just has such a bad opinion, and welfare, ukrainian brothers , usk figurines intends to auction all the funds from which to help ukraine well, according to him, the starting price of the lots
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2.000 euros. a few years ago , a similar collection was already created in poland, which was dedicated to the liberation of poland. the red army, soviet soldiers were also depicted as marauders. it is simply amazing how short the historical memory of europeans turned out to be. well , we have an excellent medicine for restoring memory. ask the azov regiment for sure it helped them. it was an international sawmill, see you in a week. in the meantime, take care of the country fellow citizens.
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about what is happening on the field in the newspapers they will write only tomorrow the debriefing will be tomorrow conversations at the cooler about the match all tomorrow, but win. you can now bet live on the site and in the application 1xbet, play now the rest tomorrow. you know what the stars in africa are
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waiting for you i rest in the mists german krylov and humble yourself. we are still stronger than you, and the lights, heavenly countries will have a warm mooring today. before dawn, lacerated wounds, you hear the sea washes scars, spilling large salt hubs of blood, like a memory ancient storms, roads, intertwined serpent and rest. fog, not me with a wing. we are still
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stronger than you, and he is warming me from heavenly countries today. for a long time to move in two, more expensive, you hear the right path of the buckets on the press. be district in holes, and the moon. in the world. there is no road for the roads of gossip families to blossom for each other. i rest. we are still
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stronger than you, and he became green to me heavenly today. i rest. we are still you by the earth and he is my bride. mill on ntv welcome, finally, hello to everyone. you know, i suddenly realized that you have known you for many years, you have been involved as a performer in almost all of our large projects, they have filmed a khilavis, a windmill, they have never been filmed. yes, something somehow did not
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work out, and finally, we got to you. and you are welcome to us. thank you thank you in the way that we never talked about the windmill with you tell us what's new? oh, we have a lot of everything from the latest. we have a year ago, as the manuscript album was released, and today we are from it, of course , we will play songs, including we will play to committing vintar, in particular the song that i generally wrote the first full- text music in my life, because at school, of course, how everyone writes like that. well, student songs, that is, on other people's elements. and how old were you 17? but no, well, this is already a clever work. i thought 12 years there 10 years 10. i say, these were just such student things. that is, at least one sketch on the record road of sleep. actually, one of the things that i wrote was recorded, in my opinion, at the age of 13, this is on the verses of robert burns, translated by marshak
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i want to appreciate them only thunder rumbles sometimes yours. chlord greca and open i can't go back home to my family here is an increased sixth. and if he sleeps in you, love me, at least have pity. well, that 's what i'm saying, i'm always interested in seeing the history of a flight or a fall, because, but in fact, in childhood, well, almost all the songs are even by such great artists as you, gray-haired bullshit, mares. you know, it was also not something that parents were ashamed to show. in general, do not even play yourself. and this is about in the spirit, like my child, when they it was a year and four years that poetry is easy to write. well , show me, and he brings me the first, probably the last poems in life, if you open the door, then you will fly out, then pere who who says
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rhyme? who is this apel? you don’t believe it anymore, so let’s show everything that you want to show the group mill road of sleep was written in 1993.
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on the way you look for oregano. here the grass gleamed with steel and blood, scarlet, the color at the end of the blade. this is for you for me two blades for those who have become ghosts there is still time, and ahead the road is so long. you are my immortal brother a. i am your sister and the wind is still a dark night we have chosen. be healthy, i became crowned with cloaked shoulders and began to shoot the rain in the autumn with you
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to lie down the juice. so let's have another drink, my little king dashing, the share is allotted to us and beats. ahead the road of sleep the road of sleep along the road of knowledge of the world of people, what is given to us by eve, what we need god lives the land of that drive, never, my brother. you won't find a queen for you, my darling king, and to forget that my blood is colder than food here. i beg you look at the bottom forgiving. i dry the skies richly
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and with a light heart along the road of sleep.

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