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stories publicly no i don't want any depression more than anyone else. this is your right, your winnings amounted to 175 thousand rubles, what will you spend it on? certainly to charity, let the money go. for children's charity thank you very much. thank you
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today we will talk about how we will show more russian fertilizers, what was interesting in the st. petersburg economic. today in the program you will not find out how much gasoline an american car enthusiast can now afford, how mikhail saakashvili is trying to attract new supporters? previous program you have already seen. you know that the chief's most reliable anti-pluck protection, some acted the old fashioned way. good afternoon. my name is anya, and finally, today's program guests from india, as it were
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, hinted that she had already visited a new russian restaurant, tasty and dot which was dug out of the grave. it was obvious that he gets wine and women from the same cellar. i couldn't do anything about the russian economy, and my studio moved to a more spacious environment, there are no longer enough packages to add my sanctions there. let's let's see. you were fed on the forum, here you publish the restaurant menu at the st. petersburg international economic forum. kostya pridybaylo from the tv channel russia today watching a business lunch 4.500 rubles. hmm water water for 600
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rubles. berries at 1,200 for 250 g. well, what can i say, if a person can lay out 4,500 for a business lunch, then his business is going very, very well, the divnomorskoye estate wine of 2020 harvest for 28,000 rubles. for a bottle of one and a half liters. so you are surprised at restaurant prices on the forum, yes, but in europe now such prices in ordinary stores on the forum, it was possible to eat ice cream for free, which putin bought at the maks 20-21 air show and treated to erdogan at maks 2019. because according to the universal law of conservation. if somewhere they sell water for 600 rubles. there must surely be free ice cream somewhere, and it took complaints from businessmen,
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in person and through the app. before , the prosecutor general's office accepted complaints against businessmen. now from them. in the same place, by the way, it was possible to get a coupon for a discount period among the guests of the forum, representatives of the taliban, banned in russia that's the day when the taliban can be trusted more than there is also the forum was attended by philip kirkorov according to him, he plans to implement his own project in the leningrad region. well, now the leningrad region can be sure that there will definitely not be a shortage of feathers, sequins, beads and jewelry in the region. the plenary session this year was conducted by margarita simon it seems that this year the organizers of the forum chose the host of the plenary session based on the number of sanctions imposed by the west and on the number of tv channels closed in the west. you
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know, i have the impression that i will soon see my wife only on tv. about how this week the russian economy spat on western sanctions from the height of the kazan cathedral in the report of our random correspondent and gladly changed. it was a difficult day at the plenary session of the st. petersburg forum. vitaly aromas of russian economic growth and a dull western graveyard, the atmosphere resembled a theatrical one everyone was waiting for the third call for the west the guests from india, as it were, hinted that i already managed to visit the new russian one, the restaurant is delicious and the point of the president of the russian federation got up, because it’s better to stand a little than to sit for a long time, the moderator of the session and margarita simonyan was in green, as a reminder to the west about the departed from russia and no one needs the american dollar, knowing that the boss lays out everything, as if by notes , margarita made an analogy with music. in the meantime,
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i will ask you vladimir vladimirovich petru and tell you the principle of operation of the latest russian sarmatians. what is called work one way? sometimes you look at what is happening there, he has a policy of european countries to abandon russian oil and gas is committing suicide. after that, he modestly shared with those present that the west has finally recognized the fact that it is he who controls their economy, but we all hear about the so-called putin's inflation in the west, all the tasks of a special military operation will certainly be solved. they began to synchronously translate the speech of the chief into english, but every time it turned out syria and iraq call you a fighter for democracy. and
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when you forbid a woman to drive, an extremist, kandelaki's boss's case thought that even without any contests, it's clear who is the smartest in the end, the boss was asked how the united states would stay with alaska. life will make you just do it. and we will not interfere with the boss , clapping so loudly that they woke up biden sleeping in the white house, shared the immediate plans for the work of the russians, let's turn to africa, the egyptian, so as not to keep the sun on the palm of your hand. he hung it over his head, he called on the russians instead of participating in financial pyramids visit the egyptian pyramids stars on the red flag. china looked much more familiar and smarter than the stars on the flag of the european union , the president of china promised that if the west does not come to its senses, then all american iphones assembled in china under heaven will begin to install the public service application, odnoklassniki and an opener. or
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the west may be sent with proposals to exclude russia and the un security council. ask her boss. sorry for bad manners, what a civilizational choice. and how the dirty business schemes of the ukrainian government work, the ukrainian people got money, hid it in banks, and then the boss briefly answered all those who are trying to cancel russia and shared that not only the macron cuts off the phones in his office, president obama called me and then wrote. as the eu and nato g7 summits go, one irresponsible politician will blurt out something, then another, then the boss explained that we have a mat for some occasions, and sarmat for others, but why are we going to be silent history with geography? to work
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the operation, the horseman failed, there was a leak, will go its own. he knows they have a rat too. the best thing you can do right now is go under the protection of my department. you see, this person cannot walk freely, the impossibility of imprisoning them, while the criminal is at large. anything can happen. we are able to protect you and your family. fellow citizens italian frenchman and german decided to figure it out for three an italian newspaper from tampa reported that french president emmanuel macron, german chancellor olaf schultz and an example will arrive in kiev this week italy mario dragits. but now it’s clear who
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he had in mind, dmitry anatolyevich under the horsemen of the apocalypse, apparently, it’s already scary to ride kiev alone. ay-ay-ay-ay-ay, but how could it be that the local population already had all the anti-tank hedgehogs in time and the sandbags were taken away. the meeting was supposed to demonstrate that the three largest eu countries support ukraine. i would be in the place of the macron, and the dredge was more careful with support. vaughn schultz has already expressed support for ukraine not clearly enough, and i say, under zelensky, do not indulge in the european union and i didn’t understand that of all the ways to demonstrate support for ukraine, he values ​​​​cash most of all under the new ukrainian laws, if some world leader did not bring money or weapons during his visit, he is considered not a friend, but a saboteur, a pest and accomplices of russia took place before the summits of the g7 eu and nato in the west, soon before
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the opening of any summit, zelensky will be the first to launch indoors instead of a cat. it is strange that all these summits are still not held in kiev so that zelensky could personally rummage through the pockets of world politicians. the three leaders discussed with volodymyr zelensky the unblocking of ukrainian ports and corridors for grain exports. well, finally, finally, it has dawned on europe that it is necessary to discuss the unblocking of ports and corridors with those who block them, dear european leaders. refer to experience. more. they allowed residents to collect twigs there. there, she noted that rome tried to leak information about the upcoming visit. and what are world leaders already embarrassed of their visits, kiev or were they afraid? what if the whole world finds out that grain supplies were stopped precisely because of zelensky, then blaming putin for the food crisis and rising food prices
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will already be somehow awkward about how european leaders thought for three in kiev in a report by our international observer sergei kremlin. it was a wasted day. poland, where the unlucky tourists started from, like all the last 300 years, was enveloped in impenetrable darkness to prepare for the inevitable european leaders whiled away the time in the dining car from the side it seemed that the well-known characters coward the dunce and the seasoned dined on european water at the table. to give the landscape at least a hint of heroism, a dude with a machine gun was assigned to the schols for greater persuasiveness, the german lacked a master and a helmet in his briefcase . the german chancellor made another batch of
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armor-piercing german excuses and explosive excuses. macron, who does not change his habits, walked surrounded by handsome mature men, was not going to give, so he decided to give an interview right on the platform, trying not to show resentment that the big uncles did not allow him sit at the same table with you. having completely forgotten about the tragedy of the situation, the frenchman rolled on a white horse to rip off more money from the frenchman, local taxi drivers drove him from the station to the center of kiev through zhitomir , there was a slight disappointment on the face of the macron. he expected that zelensky would meet him topless, the fact that the president of ukraine came out
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to meet in his traditional t-shirt was understandable. even from afar by smell in a few seconds. the frenchman professionally felt the volodya, noting that the latter did not interfere to take a shower and visit a beautician , sad macron, looking for phones , he wanted to call putin immediately, he realized that seeing kiev and dying is much more likely than the same thing in paris , zelensky was enough to understand that the briefcases left no money, in order to somehow take revenge on the german, zelensky decided to spoil himself in a local photo with writhing. maxim's unpleasant physiognomy of the eye. because of all the power. i hope that when he opens them there will be a colosseum and boxes nearby. they're all the weather was warm, so the prospect
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to freeze the future winter to all those present, while it turned out to be far away. among the men in formal suits, zelensky looked like a courier on trust. looking at the luxurious decoration of the hall, the macron began to suspect. what exactly is the aid allocated to ukraine spent on? the romanians , who visited zelensky for the first time, were still naive, hoping that the european guests would refuse to pay for electricity. therefore, in order not to turn on the air conditioners at the press conference, zelensky dragged everyone out into the street, singing four inseparable cockroaches and macron cricket, no longer ciphered and looked at his ukrainian boyfriend through the eyes of saigas, the mating season, like a match dug out of the grave. it was
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obvious that wine and women. he gets out of the same basement. he didn’t know romanian, even the romanian himself, so he spoke english . when asked about relations with the macron, zelensky replied that there, if anything, it was, it was just the president’s choice only once, and that ended with tongues scratching weapons didn’t give mountains of gold . promised russia scolded. yes, they whistled at home, but why did they gather like that no one really understood sergey kremlev especially for the sawmill. in the united states, they began to guess who they contacted. the american authorities expressed fears that the funds allocated by washington for assistance and its funds without the necessary supervision could be stolen. just wondering.
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how much kiev still owes from ukraine so that american fears turn into firm confidence i immediately want to upset the american authorities and plunder. giving kiev the opportunity to steal this is the main help to ukraine, gentlemen. and when for someone is monitoring the allocated funds, this is no longer help, but sheer mockery and anti-ukrainian activities, and they will also be accused of colluding with russia. by the way, by the way, in afghanistan, the states have irretrievably squandered hundreds of billions , us government inspector general for reconstruction in afghanistan john sopka, who for
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several years has been involved in identifying violations committed in the process of providing us assistance to afghanistan, said that he considers the theft inevitable. in other words , it turns out that painting kinship democracy cannot be built, not supported, but in the matter of squandering the allocated funds of the afghan in comparison with the ukrainians. let's just say, just small children, for example, the united states spent $549 million on cargo planes that turned out to be out of order. as a result, they had to be sold for scrap , you know. how much for 40,000 dollars another half a million dollars was spent on the construction of a training ground for the afghan army controllers. has passed what are building landfills from shit and sticks and use it. as a result, it was impossible to demolish after 4 months it was demolished after opening. adviser to the head of the presidential office, mikhail podoliak, said that ukraine needs to receive 1,000 howitzers
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, 300 multiple launch rocket systems 500, tanks, 2,000 armored vehicles and 1,000 drones . of the same weapon and slam. in ukraine this week, they finally stopped walking around, and near the adviser to the head of zelensky’s office, he took it, and offered in plain text without offenders hints of allegories to turn ukraine into a nato training ground. why think of holding a meeting of military committees with expert disputes theoretically drawing calculations endlessly, but now we can check all this right on the battlefield in eastern ukraine in a large volume of tew, and why not immediately conduct a nuclear test there, well, by the way, the volume of eastern ukraine is becoming less and less in favor of the liberated territories.
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although no, there is certainly some rational grain of the proposal. there is, after all. it must be somewhere by a nato soldier in in a real combat situation, to work out methods and techniques of surrender, the clarity of raising hands up, transitions to the side of the enemy and throwing military equipment on the battlefield. there is historical experience shows that everyone who wanted to fight with russia was taken out of the ring a little later, and with their feet forward, but the podolak forgot one important detail, the west was going to fight with russia to the last ukrainian, and not a nato member, let me remind you, podolak - this is the same gentleman who said that for victory, ukraine needs a thousand and 300 killers of multiple launch rocket systems, 500 tanks and 2,000 armored vehicles. i want to ask, pan fantazer ukraine will not stick together with you. berlin
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well, the germans, so you lived to the moment when vovka zelensky began to issue you ultimatums a little more and he will go from ultimatums so direct threats to shy away, yes, and throughout europe , point y. it's time to finally decide on berlin's position on the war unleashed by russia against ukraine, said volodymyr zelensky in an interview with the german tv channel cdf the well from which he drinks and cuts the bough on which he sits it seems to me that zelensky overused and mixed up the roles a little, he decided that now it’s not the west that tells him what to do? and what does he say? about quite the opposite. as it turned out, western
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sanctions packages turned out to be a little bit leaky and the united states introduced relief on the purchase of fertilizer from russia, which is their largest supplier, it seems that washington made a huge discovery for itself . and how it all began cheerfully, and yes, we will cut russia off from world finance. yes we are let's throw it overboard in world trade, but in fact, and in fact, without russia, they do n’t catch a crocodile, they don’t grow. as a result of the sanctions, fertilizer exports from russia have fallen by 24% this year, and the us government has to secretly urge businesses to buy and deliver russian fertilizers. appreciated the beauty of the moment , the united states themselves are looking for ways to circumvent their own sanctions. well, they didn’t find anything in
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europe, but rubles to pay for russian gas will also find ways in the states to buy fertilizers under sanctions. in the end of may he publicly stated that the united states did not impose restrictions on exports, grains and fertilizers from russia, and washington is ready to provide letters of guarantee on the security of the supply of these goods against the backdrop of sanctions, my advice to you americans is to start by buying vodka from russia. that's because in your prohibitions and unspoken permissions without glasses. here, believe me, you will not understand the experience. let's do a little digest of current events. watch the us lifted oil and gas payments for russia from sanctions guarantee the absence of secondary sanctions for buyers, grain and fertilizers for the russian federation germany opens any visas for citizens of the russian federation macron said that ukraine will negotiate with russia oh, and
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they will have a heavy hangover after this bacchanalia. the polish prime minister has pleased us this week. yes, it turned out that he adequately assesses his own regular army and understands that he definitely cannot count on it , that it is necessary to build shooting ranges in each city in the country, so that in the event of an attack the russian poles were ready to shoot back in place of the polish prime minister. and i would suggest building ne dash. no, build a bomb shelter and dig bunkers for the top leadership of the country. in each district, modern accessible to all residents is what we are focusing on today? well, the life of the poles begins. that's just a feast for the eyes of the first half of me, which means that the collection of the tail, the second shooting in kiev, stop tyrit. go near the
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soviet union you hate in our soviet cities there were shooting ranges and dosaaf must tell you that podmorovets has long been making no secret of his ardent feelings for russia, everything russian. here is one of his first that poland was under the boot of russia for several centuries. we do not want to return to slavery, we reject colonialism and imperialism. so i want to ask, uncle. who are you talking to right now? if the dew, if russia ever thinks of attacking poland, the kremlin should know that there are 40 million poles in poland ready to take up arms to defend their homeland 40 million, poles 40 million, poles, we looked for accurate information here and found out that last year in poland well, it happened that 37
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million 900,000 people lived. as i understand it, marovets and unborn babies. signed up for combat. well, or has he already added eight regions of ukraine to poland m. do you have a russian world? one by one, he will come, he will be kind, affectionate, and today at 23:55 margulis' apartment
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now he serves in the witness protection department protects we should be grateful, but his duty is to find a rat you can break through the employees, my former department is still eager to look for a rat, i avenge the death of friends. quietly do not twitch to run i do not advise. anyway, we will find the premiere from monday at 20:00 on ntv yes, more this week, the militarization of the poles has reached they believed berlin, which promised to replace the polish tanks transferred to ukraine with new
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leopards. and here and there it turns out that the germans have new leopard tanks . you understand, we don’t have enough ourselves, as they say in ukraine, my crumbs, well, i want to remind sam of what to expect in poland. other equipment, unless eu countries if they slow down the pace of assistance to ukraine, then by the new year
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our army will be able to take all of europe without a single shot at all, the polish president expressed his readiness to take it. even used tanks will gradually lower the bar for requests, and in a couple of months they will agree more simply for scrap metal. we will abandon our allies to hand over weapons to us, not necessarily new ones, we gave them used equipment and are ready to accept the same, a unique natural phenomenon. i suspect that this cycle of decommissioned weapons in the eu will be waiting for us very soon an exciting battle between poland and ukraine for the supply of decommissioned weapons. by the way, i wouldn’t be surprised if, at the pleas of the polish president, the first opening, the bitch of ukraine expresses readiness to transfer the tanks to her and back. well, for the money. you poles just don’t choke when zelensky calls you a price and in front of the camera you leaders are thinking
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how to roll up the lips of poland and ukraine with an international sawmill. without any hesitation, i hacked into their secret chat in our regular rubric squealed. eight yachts 30 kg, cocaine, because they didn’t go nuts there. okay let's go a long way, a send us guns where jerry is. we need tanks too. we gave ours to ukraine. hey, this is our european cow. we milk her lips by rolling up cars more and ukraine discounts. we handed over almost $2 billion worth of weapons to ukraine, we sold you an error in the word. and when you handed over all the tanks to ukraine, you did
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n’t think about the consequences at all. yes, even when we imposed anti-russian sanctions, we didn’t think about the consequences, something i don’t understand for us now more and more weapons to give everything everything that is ours back-breaking work tanks imported long- range guns are still gone. you ask for money there, we are even better than you. it 's all over with us, only a promise of a promise. we've also run out. we really need tanks there, we can reload a couple of tank divisions. all the best ukraine
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was offered to capitulate several times a night, and the offer, which quite by chance is a porn star, is watched by fellow citizens. my appeal is now to the universal, zelensky, please drop your weapons, if you do this, then i will give you food. there are women. in russian tyumen she will stop not only the horse, but also zelensky at a gallop. well, or vice versa, it will make you jump. both vova agree the best option. i'll tell you already no one will offer other proposals from russia for you. no. well, there are no other proposals, but judging by the fact that zelensky did not answer. everything is serious with them there. well, or how to divide it in such a way, not to explain it in such a way
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. so i doubt the terms of the offer. he could perform clean physically. forgive him, but the idea is wonderful it might be the first one. a case in history when a person got to the peace negotiating table through a bunk. this is what our bioweapon looks like. lola taylor whose real name is lyubov bushueva was born in ishim lived for a while in the sverdlovsk region, after which she moved to moscow and began her career as an adult film actress oh lola lyuba you can’t even imagine how all western leaders are pleasing zelensky so that he doesn’t add up weapon. so i'm afraid with all your experience and skill, your offers initially chances were unfortunately a little bit. after the publication of her
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video, lola taylor published two more videos in which she stated that the video was a mistake. here the stubborn actress woke up the conscience, and nothing wakes up with the volodya, and every day he goes to europe several times, that's under the states, and i think, well done with the girl. here, seriously, well done unlike the moon obse. she at least tried. meanwhile, in russia, the issue of the american mcdonald's was put to the patriotic point on sunday on the day in russia, the first 15 fast food restaurants opened in moscow, a delicious point on the sites of old mcdonald's restaurants, including pushkinskaya square, on the site of the first restaurant in russia from the american chain. i have an idea to give free of charge by the next day of russia delicious and the point will open on the site of mcdonald's in new york. russia said we will replace
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imports russian import substitution do not cross. well, for my taste, fast food is a delicious cloud. sounds kind of aggressive, yes aggressive. and then what if they are a jury and don’t show off, but replace imports to the fullest. or more to say, a milder version of chew and blow. that would be exactly the point. at this rate, a network of furniture stores will soon appear, sit and go hairdressers will shake up and have enough boutiques smartly and okay, the agency of intimate services has finished and that's my wife. here’s another great option, i threw a cozy one, what’s already ringing there and okay, it flies and nothing, like going with her. i give slogans
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for import substitution, and with the logo, it’s not so simple these two stripes, because two stripes are the same. such a message of a woman could you be more careful there. on the eve of the opening in social networks, if the logo of the new networks and the composition of the menu were actively discussed, from which happy mil big mac and mcfury disappeared due to too strong association with the brand. well, what is this name? big mac. we are with you in russia, or where it’s time to introduce tsar buter on the menu, as the general director of the delicious network told reporters at a press conference. point oleg poroev, some dishes will not be temporarily due to problems with logic, and some have disappeared forever. i hope that kubyaki pancakes, juicy pie and whites both or shi how i love whites excellent excellent replace, disappeared menu items, but one more news this week struck the average lover of difficult, pronounced scandinavian words to the very heart.

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