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tv   Ulitsi razbitikh fonarei  NTV  July 22, 2022 4:55am-5:43am MSK

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on the air of the show with the first good morning everyone again and for those who woke up or for those who did not wake up, the following composition sounds right now. 43 at the
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reception, the operatives are with you, yes, how they sat in ambush all night long, didn’t close a wink in the attic , we’re going, until we get in touch.
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i didn't understand. where is the patrol? i suspect. we are always the first. and i also suspect that the house has six floors and there is no elevator, as always. what is the suspect in the morning? now you will see the elevator ride. what floor is this? i know, apparently, as soon as the steps end, the attic will end soon. anything than these steps. ouch. a flashlight is needed. you will laugh, listen, maybe the corpse itself calls the police to the police
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- speculation. you are from the police. yes, we are from the police senior lieutenant of the powder of hierodans petrov mayor, retired pensioner of the armed forces, you need to get into that room. it is located there, but you can get there only from my apartment. so follow me. you know, it's still in the mid-nineties. i took
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the attic. well, that part is just above my apartment for rent, then it was still freely allowed. but this one the door just leads to the attic. find shoe covers, please, why? well, it's not difficult, and then you'll understand, get dressed.
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hello allochka this is svetlana listen, please tell zverev that i won't come to work today, well, either i'm sick, we'll think of something. okay, i'll explain everything to you later. bye. the chicken is by far the fastest producer of animal protein in history, but of course you're wondering. what is the maximum egg production for us , this is of little interest to us; we are interested in how the corpse got into your chicken coop. i honestly i understand i don't i have a good start from the beginning. you know the deceased, i don’t know his name, but i admit to his face that he is one of those hard workers who will now repair our attic. he is some kind of petty boss there, because
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he came to you. he did not come to me, but i explain 5:15. i woke up. i went up to the chicken coop to check the chickens, i found this alien body in the form of a corpse and immediately called your leader, comrade petrov, yes, and everything is in order with your memory young man, you want to ask if i'm maraz, but it doesn't work wonderfully, that is why comrade petrov we will inspect your premises, yes, please, inspect. and here is the murder weapon. by the way, with traces of blood on your hands, do not touch. so this is my bar. i have 10 of them lying around. imagine, the construction dump was thrown away. well, i picked it up, that is, it means that the murder took place here, and you didn’t see anything, didn’t hear anything. you know nothing, i understand correctly. that's right . yeah, citizen petrov. you say that the chicken coop
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can only be accessed from your apartment. and how do you explain this disgrace who gave you the right erect, if you do not participate in the social life of the child through the nose, what did you hear, right? i do not understand anything. and i didn't see. did
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n't forget anything. hello. i understand that you are in charge here. hello, this is what i need. i will explain everything to you now. and you are actually the chairman of the hoa here in this house and with all responsibility i declare to you that petrov is a moral social antisocial type fine, wait. i just arrived. i need to get up to date and the day before yesterday, that is, 2 days ago. decided the right court petrov balyshom the right to lease. actually, workers from this attic room came to him yesterday and began to dismantle his chicken coop. so he began to threaten them and let them work there, you know? well, how do you feel about this ? i have nothing to do with this, where to go back at the end of december, the general assembly of gestures stopped at the house, the attic floor and petrov with his chicken coop was not slowing me down. i have at the door you to her she forged the minutes of the general meeting of the quorum. here. there are no other visible
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injuries on the body. death occurred about 8 hours ago, at least. well, nothing more until the autopsy, i can’t say yet, they had an incident here yesterday afternoon, what is petrov, please tell me. hello. hello, you understand, the district court declared the lease of my chicken coop illegal and the workers came to break it. when i heard the roar, i rushed here to stop this outrage, because my lawyer and i had already filed a cassation and they had no right to break anything here, and this very corpse led the workers. in general, when i got up, they had already managed to break two boards. and you you see, i have a very rare breed of chickens, imagine for a second if they ran away. by the way, i wanted to show you that these are unique specimens, not yuriev ones. what are the roosters worth? you can imagine up to 12 seconds of
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crowing, you probably haven't even heard one like that. now they are under stress, but i have notes at home, i will put them on for you yesterday from one o'clock. almost one i cannot answer since 19:15 i can. well, let it be so, then at 19:30. i have taken four pills of sedatil remedy, and i understand that to 20:00 i was already asleep and woke up. at 5:15 i went up here to the chicken coop to look at the chickens and, having found the corpse, i immediately called your department. what remedy did seda take - this is a sleeping pill, and i have a package in the refrigerator at home. here, please, 4 tablets at a time. not too much, and less does not help me anymore. why do you have such insomnia , citizen petrov, you are a young man. you know, now,
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when there are so many thoughts in my head, please pack up, let's go with us. why and where? to the department to continue the conversation is good, but i hope it's not for long. no, you just understand, i have a very strict schedule for the whole day. here, look, for example, literally in 40 minutes. i need to turn eggs in the incubator. why turn the eggs over? the fact is that in order for the egg not to stick to the shell, because you need to constantly turn it over, have you ever seen a chicken. here in your nest, when wait a second. excuse me now. everything was understood by the major five-minute readiness. sick of some kind of unrealistic, in my opinion, this is a major boner calls, state of mind finished his service as a major,
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you will be the same. you yourself are not afraid of glory, major. yes major i beg you. let your people see to it that no one else breaks anything there, because god forbid if the chickens scatter. you yourself alone have already escaped. thank you, she pounced, she jumped terribly right in the forest, what are you, yes, what are you, you didn’t catch her, or what? of course not, no guys, how did she look, well, appearance, well, she was white, gray, what was she not reddish? what are you guys? this is hyokohama. you understand, this is oldest breed. major well, what do you want, let them catch. well, give them the order of the jacohamens to take care of themselves ahead. so major. i didn’t understand, now the hint machine is not a hint. that 's an order you're currently the only suspect we have going to murder, or what? listen, go already, please, get dressed, huh? i
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turned the eggs, turn them over. andrew go. now here are the construction companies and collect the full information. i can't help since i was born. oh yes, what is it? well, where is he? petrov where are you? damn, and i'm afraid of heights, i left along the ledge. barely
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caught what you shoot deeds? man excuse me, i don't know your title, you can apply. people are immovable real estate animals, and
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what about animals, too? oh, better not then people are a person, or rather, a man who is your missing husband civilian civilian this is in the sense that he is not liable for military service or civilian meanings not a husband civilian in the sense of not quite a husband. we've applied, but don't worry. so in russia more than 80,000 people go missing a year, and civil husbands and statistics do not honor. i have not the case with him definitely something happened. i 'm sure he even left his mobile phone at home on charge. yesterday at half past eleven he went out for a walk before going to bed and that's it. you know, we
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only accept applications after three days from the date of the disappearance. i can't help you right now. you come back in 3 days. sorry goodbye. that's it. breast size 11 kills its owner a giant bust does not leave the house. oh the biggest breast weighs me. you what size rubber is the sixth, i understand you and forces you to sleep on all fours so as not to suffocate in a dream such a large chest, maybe squeezing the chest to disrupt breathing. yes
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, disrupting blood circulation is a big load on the heart system. in a dream, your chest will crush either you or him, is there any salvation from the killer’s chest, is it beyond today at 16:50 on ntv oh, you are already filming, wait. wait a second. forgive
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god . and what about dozens? well, testicles, and what kind of relationship did he have with the union ? well first, you are normal hedgehogs too liked fresh eggs. but when these mansardists appeared, it couldn't get any worse. please, but people, they say, did not see that the nuclear power plant received a bribe from these mansartists. well, to build an attic in our house. well, i don't know,
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maybe she didn't take the money, but here's what she did with the meeting minutes. so this is exactly what you say young man. remove your leg, if i remove my leg , and we will talk with you. understandably, i'm listening for a second. please introduce ilya ilyich nikiforov colonel in retired very pleased dear ilya ilyich were you during the conflict in the attic was not. and what do you think, why did the conflict happen? there is a decision of the general meeting to erect an attic correctly. a person who ignores public opinion should be isolated. please tell me , did you hear any noise in the attic? uncle petrov is good, he is in the attic of hens,
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zinaida prikhodko, an unemployed bird mushroom, treats divorce with testicles. this petrov breeds a bully. my husband and i didn’t pay millions for that, in order to live here among the chickens, the cultural capital is called, decent people came home, not to invite a crowing rooster from the ceiling. you have to have someone stop you. this mess is a disgrace. we fully support ilya ilyich, tell me, were you in the attic yesterday afternoon, and i even got all this on the sotik. everyone stand around five steps to the side. i said to the side. this, of course, is an argument in favor of the prosecution. but, to be honest, we have no evidence against petrov. and why didn’t they call the police , after the shooting, petrov’s lawyer filed for
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a dark complaint, now you have to wait for a new court decision on weapons permits. he has, of course, he hunter claims that there was a ferret in the attic can not be ahead of schedule. apparently, the dead man brought a ferret to strangle the chickens during a search in the attic, a nail puller and a leash from a dog harness were found, and ferrets were always found, as they are driven. it means that we have brought the dead. the ferret made a passage into the chicken coop, but petrov did not have time to let the ferret in. so he was discovered and hit on the head with a stick, if not for one, but petrov’s blood was really found
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the presence of sedatives, which confirms the use of sleeping pills, he could have taken sleeping pills after the murder, for example. and as for the technology killed in the first formation, they assured me that no teams were breaking the petrovsky chicken coop, where it was done, either they were lying, or there were no initiatives from other interested parties. and took more. i am the data of this cheerful alexei kirillovich. broke through them and it turned out very interesting circumstances. it turns out that this passport with these data was lost 2 years ago, and the real alexey kirillovich veselov lives in mineralnye vody i even talked to him on the phone in an interesting way, but not related to the murder. but we still investigate the murders. and the usually rough, unplaned stick did not find any traces on the murder weapon, but the main thing, as i understand it, shershe lam, look for a woman. well, whose lipstick was found on the body? so connect the gunpowder to this case. this is his profile. by the way, where does he inject petrov into a gratitude? well
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, are we going to play silent? petrov i think i explained to you in russian, while my don't feed the chickens. i won't talk to you. and i, in my opinion, explained to you in russian that until you start speaking for your kurnas. i answer, lord, yes, understand, for god's sake, well, the bird is not to blame for your mistakes. she just wants to eat. well, at least you will regret living organisms. what kind of person? who is this abnormal? go and do not forget to film the feeding process on your phone so that the date and time are now and turn the eggs in the incubator. do not forget. i must report to
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your officer. what, when you go to feed the chickens, put on shoe covers, don't forget i have everything. how success does not want to talk not funny. everything so far, everyone that decided to go feed the chickens for me. thank you friend. no, hurry up. you will do well, and i have enough ferrets. andryusha take me with you so long
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dream of having a ferret, olenka let me be your ferret. i'm afraid. my dog ​​doesn't like such kharkiv very much. i should have made a good ferret. andrey, are you offended? well, don't be offended, i was joking.
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thanks i know dogs sneeze, chickens you sneeze too whether? fine? i know that you are in the closet
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with your hands slowly raised, come out. come out, i said the police quickly out of the closet. i don't see anything funny sleeping. according to the retro forest, i worked. first, the warning shutdown before the morning to pass out went sooner. skih, but we have quite recently and therefore, unfortunately, they often run away from their masters. we have already returned more than a hundred of our club, kharkov to its owners, but recently, unfortunately, about the loss of
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ferrets. nobody contacted us. it’s a pity that we just came to you on this occasion. oh, but i know this a picture, this is a lady with an ermine by leonardo da vinci , yes, yes, a genius mistake, an ermine, a ferret or benos, well, in general, it would be funny if the picture was called damascarcus. ah, this is the philistine opinion about these wonderful animals. maybe you are captivated by these ideas, which cannot be said about a genius, but i can’t compare with a genius, he doesn’t have a single picture with cats or dogs. why? why because a genius intuitively refers to the best most beautiful pet in the world, that kharkiv right? why? why because a ferret combines the minds of a dog's devotion at the same time affectionate and independent, like a cat an amazing
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animal, urine, excrement almost does not smell, and we felt the mice catch no worse when entering. cats are not afraid of rats. and what about chickens, an easy favorite treat, by the way, we recently purchased an ultrasonic teeth cleaning machine, the procedure costs 2.000, but for members of the club. it's only 800 rubles. and if you want, you can use it, well , we don’t have it, kharkov and my hosts. no no, no thanks. thanks for the suggestion. you promised us a database of all owners. here is the flash drive. olenka maybe i should have used their services. and to have teeth like a ferret's will not suit you, like a ferret's. yes, and the tail, like that of a ferret, will not suit me either. construction bags are the same as in the company that
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makes repairs, 10. evgeny fedovich, yes , we can ask you one more question. you accidentally repair the case. not a construction technology company. yes , yes, we recently had a renovation to build technology i did, as if i'll show you a photo now, you can say something about this person. my god, what a horror! poor svetlana ivanovna thank you for why he confused my head with his chickens. why why the hell did they send me here at all, and i was not in the city for 2 weeks. i just arrived last night. it was too late to visit him, and this morning he was also arrested.
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you don’t need these yet, well, take a picture of the chicken, then we’ll write the message now. take off dear, uncle yulik, and while you are gone. i will look after her. that's all
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grandfather let's meet do we know each other? kirill kirill from the police, he was all dirty in the chicken coop. i covered his clothes. dried up already, you can get ready young man. yes, now that's just it. i'll go and cook the task for you.
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who is the police? open, please, good afternoon. thank you. and now please pull yourself together, because we need to ask you a couple of questions. this is very important. i understand, i'm ready. wow, but the passport is still fake too shift the large vignette on the photograph on paper learned
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forge passports. me. excuse me. do not pay attention to me svetlana ivanovna please tell the office that the repair has been done for three months, we have been living in a civil marriage. well, i came home at 7:00 pm. and lyosha took a shower somewhere around half past eight, he works dirty at the construction site. then later lyosha got a headache, and he said that he would go for a walk, and the ferret. at the same time, a ferret walks. yes, it means what time he left half past twelve svetlana ivanovna a. remember, please, what did you talk about with him? well we they talked about work, at lesha there someone at the construction site did not
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come to replace. he cursed a lot, then they talked about dry cleaning, like that's all. or maybe someone called him, no, yes, there was one call. hmm , we were just watching tv, alyosha came out so as not to interfere, but he did not say who it was, he said that he was at work. i'm sorry, i'm nothing now . i know what it is. the key to the safe deposit box and we will definitely find it. will use such a bright lipstick. yes, maybe , besides, he took a shower, went outside, and an hour later he was killed. what happened
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? and what is your path so frequent? this is written in large letters from a short distance between us. it's true. you know, i'm becoming a big splinter specialist. today my grandfather was also pulled out by a bunch of little ones, and i planted it. i do not know, did not say gloomy such did not speak, public opinion should be isolated. cannon, what a positive widower he was and he goes there by car for this bitch.
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now i'll take a look. listen, he's already gone. operational work, if you like, you can come with us. lka get in the car. i'll tell you what time you came yesterday around 11:00. he probably imperceptibly wanted to, but i know where he hides it. and what happened, too. he left somewhere in half an hour
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and returned, all the same. open.
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the case can be considered closed. well, can i have the suicide of a retired colonel nikiforov made my life easier, but on the contrary, it only confused everything, it seems that suicide because of the nose from the murder weapon evidence against him, but where is the motive, why the old guard to kill some miserable lived
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the department of correctional institutions. where do you get this disdain for your own comrades -in-arms. that's exactly to blame, comrade, the colonel blurted out a disdain without thinking, after all, you are sitting. i don’t understand where it sits from, it seems, i didn’t sit myself. and here he sits. someone else will blurt out something, it is still not clear where his real name chikulaev, aleksey georgievich, came from on the murdered lipstick, we ran through the database, found his bank cell, where he kept the money, one and a half million money and a passport. wow, where did he get such money from , by the way, the last victim of his veterinarian from the club, kharkov, he pulled 340,000 out of her, supposedly
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for a mini-dry cleaner. i dealt with a leasing company. i did not sign any contracts and money, respectively, my granddaughter did not contribute. the colonel says that in the evening the colonel gave ice some money.
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now caution well, the case is solved, citizen nikiforov gave a confession, it remains only to clarify some details related to your personal participation since the moment when ilya handed you the money at that moment in his hands. well, he immediately demanded, i
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said first, wait, what do you tell me? do you want us? yes, what a chicken animal, i confess. what was my idea to have sex in the attic are also your ideas, and who do you take me for on the body of the deceased. traces of your lipstick were found. examination proves it. well, i'll tell keshenka, here's your dinner. come on, let's see what we have, it's for me and it was for you to wait there.
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just paid in advance. now we need to return the money. how else do you know about dry cleaning? one blind chicken? do not pay attention. once
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again i beg your pardon, comrade petrov, you are free to detain you no longer. goodbye. you are a lieutenant colonel. do you have to understand me? it's just that now you understand that no one cares about the food safety of our country. and if each entrance just has its own chicken coop, we will be absolutely free. agree absolutely agree with you , but this is a very serious topic to discuss it on the go. on the other hand, i agree, comrade lieutenant colonel. gentlemen , you have two visitors. oh what to us charming visitors? hi hello well , where did you find this miracle near your house. he
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completely hand strokes you. he must have lost someone. what's your name here? me sasha sashenka is beautiful. you ring the door of your grandfather's granddaughter. now we can not injured deeds. oh, you can’t with witnesses, but the victims of a disastrous case. ok.
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yes calmed down. you don't believe. you are like an unfinished bastard. i hope you won't run to the cops, i'm warning you. i'm immortal for now.

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