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tv   Morskie dyavoli  NTV  July 27, 2022 11:23am-12:12pm MSK

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have you tried to read the instructions of the ministry of defense? the regime of secrecy, i will lower your rank, is absent due to personal circumstances. days well, valerian rose to the ranks of house arrest.
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hello mr. peterson. i propose to change our plan a little. i have a new idea. i'd like to discuss it, right? well, fine. well, shall we do a sudden vacation?
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put aside personal life going fishing. that's it, hurry up, listen, maybe you can talk to this journalist. well. without a massacre so. you still can't prove anything to him. we're only wasted time we'll lose. well why well such people? talk laughing
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prize, you don't want to explain anything to us. do you want to say which newspaper will be refuted? refutation? are you a joke, or what? which? and here is a super secret special forces that knocks teenagers out of yes. that's great. yes, it's great because of your article they can turn us out of the army. understood? yes? your problem is of no interest at all. but if you find yourself on the panel, that would be the mainland, do you even think? who are you talking to? me what is it here? you what? now we will go to your house, you will write everything as it was, and i will check the errors. what kind of promotion? what do you mean, even if you make me write, they still won't print it, and all newspapers
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are like that, yes, they're like that. what, are they all the same ? thank god someone had the idea to call the police. thank you vigilant citizens. well, hello, fellow policemen. hands
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and who is the fifth? some kind of journalist will come in handy
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leomax.ru, we seem to be getting under way. well, stop asking stupid questions. the most important thing is that no one will look for us. why because by your grace we were sent on an indefinite vacation at our own expense, for example, we went fishing. listen, well do something. why can we only beat up teenagers? i'll write, i'll write, i'm a refutation. nobody will print you like that. what will they do to us good?
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looks like we're on the high seas. where can we be? yes , anywhere, well, where specifically then won choose open. water give bastards
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i'm thirsty. shut up you. urged into the toilet. gorgeous service boy here. maybe you can also call the tutors come on.
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great how is the weather you have to smoke?
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the guys have long dreamed of visiting the resort, but there is no sun cream. nice to meet you, gustav well, what a short stay program we have captain first rank bulatov i came up with a little plan. there's a science station here today the russian special forces will attack her, of course, the scientists will turn out to be a baking sheet and kill the special forces, however, they themselves will also die. terrific plan, only why is all
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this island a little controversial your country wants to take it away from europe mademoiselle chamal i don't want to upset you. no one goes on a mission with documents, well, some people shot scientists.
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why did you drag the guy with you, and what is very russian? take a journalist with you to describe how the scientists attacked the russian special forces, so these three are here with me. where are you going?
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well, everything is in order at the first object, we need to check it, the second one. let's go while there is time. it will soon start to get dark. we must return to base before dark. yes, i think there will be no problems every day we check. i want to hey thomas not to look at each other
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well, i found another problem with thomas, keep it up. and you pick up the phone. found a report
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hello what
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a great plan you had gustav you are a real strategist and spend more ammo. so misha figured out my plans. nothing, just be patient. well , well, did they break the walkie-talkie? here are the freaks? let me go and look for our independent press. so you hate russians? my great-grandfather was a very rich industrialist until we occupied my country. i remembered too. went to fight with you. you were
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shot in 1944. where did he serve? battalion? was it the ss liberation battalion? oh, found alive. why are you
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lying down? scared scared scared does he speak normally? come on, get up rise come on, come on, let's keep up.
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do you want an international scandal? i'll arrange it for you . mercenaries don't take documents with them either. well, answer everything. you can go let's sit down hands. if anyone wants to go to the latrine, please contact this video, we are not such bastards, how can you go fishing dad, enough looting. i'm going to
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catch fish for temporary use. learned a lot from our friend. not like that judging he was hired by correspondence by a company engaged in the development of oil shelves. look, this is a disputed territory, which is claimed by many russian companies. they need to expose gustav arranges sabotage supposedly. russian special forces capture the island russia is subjected to sanctions in order to avoid them, it ceases to claim this shelf. yeah stop filming and give the phone back and print some bullshit again. well guys, well excuse me for this article. thanks for
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getting me out. well, i never have such articles again i will not write. what are the creative plans of the motorcyclist , i will write everything as it was. i swear, just come on, please, without photos of names and surnames. ah , exactly right. thanks, well, let's go and show you what we have. in today's report, i want to dedicate a brave group of special forces, with whom i recently went to eliminate a large gang in a group of four, the
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grandfather of the older group is you panther, apparently i'm a buffalo. this is a bison m. and a troll well, this gnome day was a very difficult bandits, they did not want to give up then. i told the commander of the special forces that the mercenaries it is better to go around to the left behind the stones when we came face to face. i kicked out the enemy. weapon. after it's all over. i opened the laptop of the leader of the gustov mercenaries and found that he did not have time to destroy the files. it's just that rambo is kind of funny, i suggest that the fifth take us. and you need to think about it. i wish you good health well, it was decided to present you for awards for services to the motherland for services in general or for some specific ones? motherland itself knows for what. what are you
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reading? yes, sports laura. sport what is your reporting? i want to dedicate to the brave group commandos, with whom he recently went to liquidate a large gang. what it is? i'm asking you. it was bizon who suggested that the author be the fifth in the group. where is the fourth? there is a crossword puzzle on the third page with a marine theme that is very interesting. great and without deceit
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, then let's talk about her poster, right? by the way, who is standing there with a banner and smoking around the corner, it's nice to be aware of the latest lines in fashionable art all the time. everything is normal without loud phrases. i heard he spent his fee on the construction of an apartment at times. hello. hello. hello and why are you and you don’t guess, and all the guys, i understand, i understand. yes, it was necessary with him, still harder. eh, the humpbacked grave will fix it.
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hello come out, i won't go, come out i said. let's go,
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please, let me go away to the sea, and i'll let you go. i'm not to blame for anything. you yourself got into my car and began to threaten me with a weapon that i did to you with my friends. come on, come on, come on, come on. at my daughter stand
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stand the keys come on. good girl. well done, it's not for nothing that so much money has been paid for you. what are you doing in peter's office vyacheslavovich forgot the documents and asked me to
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pick them up, but you do not have office clearances. well, i'm doing a good deed to a person, i'm calling security, please don't. no, well, you understand, i'll be fired. no, don't. i beg you, please. well, i won’t have your lace untied, you can stumble. sergey zhilin stole the new developments of the warning system of his alien and the interaction of the ships of the navy you must understand. that the transfer of this information to third countries will lead to a serious drop in
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defense of our country. i'm not talking hundreds of millions of dollars now. that is, he decided not to exchange secret information for trifles, he took out on hard drives in a case, he will leave by sea through the port. excuse me, comrade general where does such accurate information come from, captain of the first rank? bulatov maybe you will listen to everything to the end and then you will ask questions. i beg your pardon. there is one thing in this story, but you want to live when i am under the article with your friends. here is such a story. i hope you make good money
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