nord stream is all in your hands, my dear europeans, well, in addition to the gas valve, canada took it, in the end, at the request of numerous germany, it gave it to germany and under an agreement with the daughter of siemens great britain, the turbines should be sent directly to st. petersburg instead of peter, the turbines arrived in germany a we also built swears at the post office of russia. no, we are not building anything. we received the technologies and worked out the corresponding ones. if necessary, please, we will turn on the nord stream, two in vain. this is what europe is trying to abandon the northern stream, both the first and the second. if necessary, we turn on the light at the end of the tunnel, well, or turn it off and everything will not be in vain. the president said and

we didn’t start anything about special operations in terms of military operations, but we are only trying to finish uh, we started military operations in 2014 after the coup d’état in ukraine against those who , uh, did not want normal peaceful development and sought to suppress of their own people, carrying out one military operation after another and subjecting to genocide the people who took root in the donbass in for 8 years. there is such a beautiful saying by an unknown author. be careful with patient people, when they run out of patience, they don’t burn ships, and the harbor of provisions putin also spoke sergey shnurov will be angry with me. probably because they are watching carefully, because the ministry of foreign affairs is always acting like a mirror. eh, we spat. we, too, must respond with a spit, there and so on. e, means, e to us because of the wings. we, too, must close visas for everyone; we don’t need to do anything that doesn’t meet our interests.

barrel recently said that a schengen visa does not guarantee russians in the eu please tell joseph that the presence of a gas pipeline does not guarantee the presence of gas on how this week the president fine-tuned the ecology, oiled the gears of the economy and gave tourism a boost in the report of our random correspondent and is happy to cheat . it was a difficult day in the harsh kamchatka air, the aromas of russian grandeur and western duplicity were poured. it's beautiful to me geyser is a miracle that's russia i come from here on at the youth ecological forum, the bosses were greeted with a house jacket and slippers , the young lady ecologist shared with the boss how she chose the groom, and the selection took place over uh, a lot of people and noted that not only money, but also

nature loves silence. this is the pacific ocean. the participants expressed their opinion about the western political system, the system is ineffective and does not work. a simple exercise to work out the diction of the revolutionary potential of the higher aquatic plants of the vologda region is not debugged. yes, one more time. so at first youth potential. where does homeland begin? and why doesn't it end anywhere? they said that our country begins from here, in general, our country begins with a person, wherever he lives, he thinks even in a dream, although i still slept on the plane an hour ago, i still managed to read the papers from the boss, they asked what he thinks about the fact that the west managed to isolate russia and for the first time i even hear about this, having finished communicating with the young kamchatka nirvas. the chief went to get acquainted with the falcons, each of the birds could only

several minutes of air combat to disable a couple of fighters and bombard the enemy infantry helmets. it turned out that the birds are very similar to russia in character. he is kind , peace-loving, calm, but if he gets angry, he turns into a real storm, so the commander of the combat falcon squadron was given the right to demonstrate aerobatics to the chief and sit on his arm. the falcon did not want to fly away, and on the proud white wings three large the stars of the colonel of the vks leaving high vparit in the sky. the chief went to lower the officials to the ground, the governor made a proposal. how to call what the anti-russian sanctions of the silans led europe to traditionally threw the budget into the embrasure the numbers are not small, we will work out the boss made it clear that gazprom has no problems with either

the potential or the potency of what the forecasts were discussed, promising europe there would be no cold winter of officials to check the ability of a person, which with a glance can bring down the satellite of the enemy. the documents of the entire us defense minister and looked at what they were preparing for dinner, then the chief went to a meeting of the state council, where the questions of the guests were discussed, who are always welcome at the state council, there was a smell of domestic tourism and western pessimism in the center of the round table there was not enough fire with a smoking cauldron chief went on a campaign for a man capable of leaving. the west, not only without heat, but also without sun, fayzullin hatched plans for building up the territory with multi-storey

comfortable tents. tourism was overshadowed by the beauty of the world's best resorts, looking at her, each member of the council thought, how great that we all gathered here today explained why there are so many tractor drivers in our ski resorts to get? it is necessary to complete the courses of tractor drivers to get the rights of a tractor driver and only after that you can ride a snowmobile, that there are enough russian tourists stars and in hotels and in camping flasks with cognac. the chief went to the eastern economic forum, where a tourist from neighboring countries was already waiting for him to the economic forum, the armenian delegation brought us lots of beards and skills. the armenian bargained well, went to the boss with an

outstretched hand, shaking hands with the boss promised so much good that the guest got confused in folk signs and just enjoyed the moment, the first words became clear. the stronger the dependence on russia, the weaker the accent. thanks vladimir vladimirovich looked at the table in surprise. for the first time in his life he saw a bouquet made in the form. dana, he expressed surprise that among the local taxi drivers there are practically no impressed ones. i write down over the barbecue. the boss went to meet with someone who looks at russian-chinese cooperation with wide eyes. before meeting with the chinese, the boss looked like a man behind whom, like behind the great wall, the stars on the chinese flag looked much more reliable and much dearer than the stars on the eu flag, as befits an ardent communist. even daddy in business projects, the chinese had a revolutionary red color. and the sly smiles of the guests from

china made it clear that he knew at least 213 ways of completely legal circumvention of western sanctions and was happy to share them. the boss pleased the guest with great confidence and gave him an important assignment of words and wishes. uh, to my good friend the chairman of the chinese is equal to the republic of china hello semich and plans to send the united states to the sidelines of world history, the boss went to where not seven, but many more were waiting for him man speaking to the audience at the economic forum. the chief recalled those glorious times, when the west sat on self-isolation and did not rock the boat, however, to replace the epidemic. other challenges came and noted that after the coronavirus, the world was engulfed by another serious disease. i mean the western sanctions fever was remembered and the everyday coolness, which only decent inclusive european

erotica champs the result. exported from ukraine, not sent to the developing poorest countries of the european union, he could not decide what he wanted to hug the boss more or dushi zelensky from the speech of the armenian, it was clear what kind of podium. he feels a lot less confident than eating your virgin playground at the barbecue. at some point, the armenian lost his temper and began to make a toast. we live difficult times, moving into a chair. the chief tried to tell in the most cultural and diplomatic way about what we were spinning and will be continue to twirl western sanctions, i'm sure we have not lost anything and have not lost anything, the simple

way is to not give an oak that you need to respect the interests of other countries. after that, he recalled the main principle of american democracy, they took it, they thrashed the country and that's it. briefly retold the content of the textbook on international diplomacy. eh, we spat. we, too, must respond with a spit revealed the secret. why there are many smart people, but only one becomes the boss not because i am smarter, because i have more information, making sure of the strength economy loyalty of friends. and the reliability of partners, the boss went on to work, because the friends of partners and allies in russia are countless, and she has one boss and joy for the sawmill with love. i heard larisa in the year 1900. oh, many years ago. we young impudent came to

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britons surveyed are happy with the choice of the track. yes, but 50% are not happy at all with an excellent start to work. i think it’s necessary to try directly so that nothing else can be done at the post of the peace prize, and half of the population is already from you, to put it mildly, not delighted. and what do we know and remember, and new british prime minister. well, for example, it is known that the idol of the new example is margaret thatcher, the iron lady, whom the copier tries to track, but at the same time she succeeds, well, not quite to put it mildly successfully, to be sure of this, it is enough to remember what she managed to say and declare before she drove in. britain's main cabinet in february immediately announced that russia's trust over the voronezh and rostov regions was not recognized. poor lisa wants to be

like margaret thatcher, it turns out only on jen the dogs look hard iron lady rusty brains. during one of the speeches, the tracks expressed their readiness to use nuclear weapons. if necessary. after that, she was criticized for her frivolous attitude to this issue. i'm afraid it will be difficult for sergei viktorovich to come up with a feminitive for his immortal phrase. it has also been said once that britain provides support to the baltic allies across the black sea. well, for now, only our calibers can provide support along such a route by a country that knew the invasion before from the mongols to the tatars, did not have time to break through the bottom the black sea through the baltic so from below the mongols knocked with the tatars. finally, she said once that she would not give handouts to the population to help amid record price increases, which is why it is all the more

surprising that as many as 4% of the britons surveyed. she is supported by many who are disappointed in the race for the seat of the new conservative leader. the british offered instead of tracks or her rival. rishi bitch, make lari the official mouser, 10 downing street, premier. this is a great offer. i find the benefits of a cat to be excellent there might not have been more britain, but there would certainly have been less harm about how britain changed the awl for soap, our international observer sergei kremlin will tell, with joy to see boris johnson on his last political journey , half of london gathered after the summer holidays of the conservatives, boasted in front of each other, who has mothballed how much and what for the coming winter as rapidly as the

count of the british for housing and communal services grew knowing the strained relations, routes with geography were sent after it accompanying person, so that lisa does not get lost and reaches the place. in order to avoid misunderstandings right on the podium, they wrote the sexual orientation of the new premier, first of all, the tracks thanked the excellent electoral system of great britain that allowed them to put a bolt on the opinion of the people and promised that the case of the british, who will survive, will remember this winter for a long time. konste were casually twisting freedom of speech into a ram's horn boris johnson, a free, uninhibited gait of a man whose soul stone fell on his leg yesterday and

still hasn't landed on my head. he had a traditional brexit, the people saw boris off with loud happy and free smiles, he already got into the car and drove off, and people continued to clap, not believing their happiness, they did not have time to fully enjoy the departure of the old example, how to spoil their holiday was already in a hurry new the prime minister, realizing what awaits britain in the near future. trust put on black, no one knew that a couple of days later the 96-year-old queen elizabeth. ii completely unexpectedly go to the pracs and found a choice colors of the original solution. after the very first phrase of phrases, it became clear that the new broom would carry the old one. that was the

end of this british political circus. boris was escorted to lizka in his chair. the british were seated, they didn’t ask about anything, they spat and rubbed it. yes, they forgot, and only a cat on the threshold. minstreet 10 thought british premieres come and go queens are replaced by kings, and cats are always loved to the inevitable. by the new year, the british are massively buying christmas trees, despite the first days of september and for fear of rising prices by the end of the year. it's just that people want to celebrate christmas in advance, before

it becomes unbearably cold in their apartments, because for the coming new year, icicles will be the main decoration on the british christmas trees. at one of the nation's largest department stores, sales of artificial trees are up 400% from the same period last year. dear brits. it is necessary to take a live christmas tree, not an artificial one. after all a real, spruce is both a holiday and an energy carrier , the new year will pass. but it will take a long time to heat the stoves with something, and several more stores also announced an increased demand for the christmas tree, and some even opened sales of christmas treats. with christmas treats, the british will soon be reading vegetable oil flour. oh, and sorry toilet paper. from october 1, the uk will increase the maximum allowable size of energy shields by 80%, you understand the beauty of the situation,

the british authorities are not only forcing the british in spite of russia, freeze your ears, but also pay for this in your own pocket. earlier , former prime minister boris johnson said that the next month will be difficult for the inhabitants of the country, and electricity bills with mind-blowing prices for the average household will be over 250,000 rubles. for gas and electricity per year, ordinary britons will have to pay dearly for boris' trips to kiev. i want to say a few kind words to johnson, who left us untimely. well , boriska, you can roll hatred of russia into a tube and shove yourself out of it. i hope very soon the british. yes, and the rest of europe on their own wallets will understand that being

friends with russia is much more profitable than being friends against it international sawmill put out the lights put out the candles this week our cyber special forces put another western politician in a puddle, calling themselves russian oppositionists launched a new prank this time with members australian parliament. who are you, masterfully plays the violin others brilliantly master the artistic word vovan and lexus incomparably make fools western politicians. we have information that russian spies have stolen wild animals, including rare animals. it is clear that you have heard something about this. yes, i know about it. that's what

i'm talking about, now i'll clarify, the russian oligarchs of the secret hunted kangaroos, platypuses and echidnas. these animals were somehow illegally exported from australia and also from the island of tasmania and delivered to russia in the shortest possible time i will see that there is no game that western politicians would not swallow if it is served sauce of poor and unfortunate russian oppositionists. it's amazing how ready the west is to listen to the nonsense of any rogue who claims that he is a fighter against the russian authorities. which the russians are hunting are the nazis from azov jokes with jokes, but you still count the kangaroos there with joke-noses just in case. well, what of the

citizens in some places in europe, the most savvy citizens are beginning to understand that shooting their own hand and head in the foot in spite of russia painfully stupid and inefficient residents and politicians of austria they begin to lean in favor of lifting anti-russian sanctions, don’t drive horses especially, don’t drive them. we still didn’t get all the benefit, then we managed to get them later. in austria there is no longer a clear majority in favor of restrictive measures against russia, as the german media write. how many years have passed since putin attended the wedding of the then head of the austrian mile, stalin kneiss, and the positive effect still persists hmm publication develd cited the results of a survey, according to which 40% of austrians are in favor of lifting sanctions against russia and the lower the thermometer, the higher

this percentage will be cold, by the way, an excellent cure for russophobia, as the course of history shows , russia has three allies, the army, and the fleet. such sentiments are growing against the backdrop of approaching cold weather. rising energy bills and rising cost of living. the funny thing is that these same people have recently been yelling about the rejection of russian gas. and that norway and the usa will fully provide them, the boys are depressed and it won’t work, or that with the advent of warming, the austrians will again be for sanctions zelensky will wind them up after the thermometer. and while, in order to somehow warm up, world leaders wrap themselves in their own sanctions packages, the international sawmill treacherously invaded their secret chat , our regular heading was snitched. colleagues, we passed

the sanctions from russia, it's time to shoot, you are still vibrating. don't vibrate. we don't vibrate, we don't shiver too much from the cold, then we can warm up, it's checked, if we lift the sanctions, we will lose face. and if we don’t take it off, we’ll lose our ass and look like candlelight anti-russian sanctions have a few minutes.

life green energy energy does not pin me. i'm on vodka. when will gazprom finally take this damned turbine. we can't violate the terms of your sanctions, the economy is in the ass what to do, but my proctologist's phones are buzzing. bring down the boots will come in handy. well, now everyone sleep international sawmill sanction canceled gas, received last week in america handed out awards. this is the highest award in the field of television.

they have there for the river and one figurine, honored. you won't believe barak seinovich. obama was nominated for outstanding narrator of 2022. well, for voicing one episode in a documentary series about national parks, in fact, obama received an award only for being able to read aloud. can you imagine how upset zelensky is, he has been doing nothing but telling fairy tales legend and fables all year, and obama was still recognized as the best storyteller. outstanding windbag. barack obama was the 44th president of the united states