that is, there are suspicions that the whole world writes the texts for the iranian leader personally peskov and knows that the united states of america, uh, is not capable of agreeing, and does not violate all obligations, that the segeran television tower borji melad does not care about western sanctions as fun and pleasant as from ostankinskaya, the boss went to meet with an old and still devoted friend of russia, the pakistani prime minister, who had not yet had time to fully learn russian. hello from the boss himself in english, which has not yet been fully i managed to forget smiled the happy smile of a man who was now sure that pakistan would receive gas through the pakistani stream before germany did. thanks to nord stream. the two significances of the moment in the pakistani were naughty not only on nerves, but also on technique. on the second day, in order not to bother with scrubbing the square to a mirror shine, the uzbeks immediately laid out its

mirror for negotiations, the leaders walked slowly and for their own pleasure. after all, there was no threat of freezing over their strange ones in a couple of months chinese the leader closed his eyes and came up with new chinese names for new york streets. lukashenka wondered how he could still piss off the west in order to catch up with the number of sanctions, even if it’s joy, for example, to sell firewood to the west at 20 euros per bundle and enter the top ten by the beginning of spring. economics of the world. the first words of the president of uzbekistan became clear. whose voice is used in domestic navigators at the crossroads of the great silk road. the chief immediately explained the presence of true import substitution, not in words, but in deeds, did not disperse for a long time, so that the west understood exactly what the real big eight is. which will become the big nine, providing friends with a cloudless future and sending enemies into the historical past, the boss returned

to work, because russia has friends and allies and partners to envy anyone. but her boss is one frame with love. this week in europe they began to understand what the cold war is in switzerland in social networks, such a poster appeared on social networks, which says if a neighbor warms up his house over 19 degrees celsius then you can report it on the helpline and receive 200 francs. it turned out to be fake, but considering. what news comes from europe about the energy crisis, yes, and about everything really. i was more surprised that this was not true banal squealing to call the helpline. it is quite in the spirit of the new european. ethics, as the ancient swiss

wisdom says. it’s good not when your house is warm, but when your neighbor’s is also cold. now listen to the real news on the same topic, by the way, also switzerland was previously reported. what a prison would threaten the swiss for violating the new rules for heating a house. soon in european prisons there will usually be such a conversation with you. for what, for 20 degrees for 20 ° heat, the neighbor passed. why did you take a shower for 6 minutes instead of five. freezing your ears to the evil of russia is already the last century. now in europe, in spite of russia, they will wind up the deadlines. although you know. so, i just thought to spend the winter in prison, not the worst way out for the swiss, goat grub for a communal apartment, you don’t have to pay, but it’s colder than at home in the cell will definitely not come from work.

he warmed himself in prison, returned home and warmed himself in prison. romance this is the life of a swiss recidivist. raising the temperature in the house above 19°c will be considered a violation, for which the court may impose a sentence of up to 3 years in prison. i wonder how the title of the article will sound criminal unwillingness not to freeze and whether they will give plus a year to the term for each degree above 19 degrees. why, by the way, exactly 19. i think that if the water in the extreme does not freeze, you can live somewhere by february, for positive temperatures in the room, they will generally be shot on the spot without trial or investigation. i won't be surprised if the next step, they start knitting anyone who dared to eat to their fill, well,

lukashenka hurries to help the european union in our regular column. the beauty of the week, alexander grigorievich, broke firewood this week, and you won’t believe it for europe, and he didn’t just break it and recorded it on video in europe to freeze. let's help our brothers. maybe someday they will help us to write that you think of everyone and in europe i have no idea. we are the center of europe well, listen to europe, do not bulge. now yolka beryozka agree that with an ax lukashenka looks more peaceful than with an automatic machine of the rights of alexandria, orich, europe now does not choose tobacco yolka birch in poland and

dry twigs and they do not disdain. that's what it means when russian gas is supplied to a person and warm, there is also time to record a fiery video for europe. hi good laughs not here, who has 50 genders, but the one who has there is oil, gas, coal and firewood, and while lukashenka is chopping wood, and in the world leaders, chips are flying from an international sawmill. hacked another secret chat in our permanent heading snitched. this lawlessness the eu has set a limit on the price of gas, we are losing profits, we have found a problem, so write that gas is inclusive and sell twice as much. you are norwegian, but your

conscience does not torment you, our conscience does not torment us. but sunrise well, hormones? pickup colleague, yes, he's just mocking us. fu, and we are trucks, the border went for firewood furminator. this it will be enough which sanctions europe does not need anyone's gifts, and i would ask you not to generalize ukraine with a goal in your hands. well, the christmas tree, we took you to the new year until the new year, you still need to hold out, but why do all our conversations rest. good evening don't want

to take a skirt on the back of the oak tree. uh, go away, the international sawmill, who will hand over pashka's neighbors will get pumping water in europe, they continued to come up with fantastic schemes for obtaining our gas, but not everyone liked these schemes. we are skeptical about the gas price ceiling. it does not solve the fundamental problem. namely , that in europe there is too little gas, i remember at the end of the eighties in the ussr there was a price for sausage 2.20 was only a price. but there was no sausage itself . so, with gas in europe, i will only be interested in one thing, when the europeans refused russian gas. where they were going to take it from

soda to shake, but if you think that the norwegian prime minister suddenly began to give birth for the interests of russia, then oh, you are very much mistaken. the thing is that out of 27 eu countries for the price ceiling only for russian gas. only three countries spoke, and another 15 countries, according to the ceiling for gas from all supplier countries. according to the prime minister, norway now supplies europe with 8% more gas than before february of this year? the harsh northern norway is the only european country in which it will be warm in winter, no matter how it, together with russia, is also appointed guilty of the european gas crisis, but less than a week has passed, as the norwegian prime minister said norway could agree to a voluntary limiting the price of your gas. well, you understand, right? at first, europe itself did everything to make

a cubic meter of gas cost more than any bulgaria as a whole, and now they must be given gas at a price that suits them. well, of course, russia should supply gas for free, this is understandable, dear european leaders, according to all the laws of physics and chemistry, the ceiling for gas is the bottom of an international sawmill. there are many places where you can observe the winner. but only one winner can be each bet on martial arts one x bid. devours the september god murakami you

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bar or just stones? respect the chain of command, and in order to catch and neutralize with your help we can handle the tv. you have to earn such a drive from monday 20:00 on ntv you are a super new season tomorrow at 22:20 on ntv of austria, which in europe was called putin's agent they persecuted and forced them to flee from home. the famous frau who refused to be russophobic. she knows how and why they decided to destroy us. evening

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really want to kill and among your flock the prime minister from monday at 21:45 on ntv this week , the prince became one more working pensioners, officially became king charles iii and right there showed that now the owner of all these shots appeared here, as king charles iii, previously known as prince charles, when signing a complaint about his accession to the throne, demanded that he remove the inkwell. correctly, it should be tougher than the crack of the sheet years ago, i would simply order to cut off the head of the sluggish feigned ones, and ever before the british had to blush only for their prime ministers. now now it's also for the king. no, no. of course, i understand that for so many years of waiting for the throne, charles sang to hate in the palaces was

literally everything down to the last doorknob, but you understand his grandfather is 73 years old. he has every minute on the throne in the account. moreover, with such a family history in the anamnesis, there were two civil wars during the reign of charles stewart. then they cut off his head and fed him the second was the fire of london and the plague. and now charles iii showed up well, as they say, we'll wait and see. well, while karl was arguing with a written accessory, relatives, the deceased queen, portrayed grief as best she could. note how sad faces. how much suffering and longing they have, apparently they understand that the new king is already old and it won't be long to wait for the throne. meghan markle, who was first left by prince harry in the states, nevertheless

flew to the funeral and decided to stay longer, postponing all her business. and how could it not be postponed all their affairs, when such a news feed was formed for the entire planet. according to markle's representatives, she wants to share this period, mourn with the royal family, mourning in such families is usually shared along with the inheritance to whom the wake, and to whom the parties are certainly any death is a sad event, well, almost any, but now there is no one to ask how elizabeth ii got the jewelry of empress alexandra feodorovna well, after grandfather elizabeth refused to help her cousin nicholas ii how the british royal court managed to turn the tragedy into a farce will be told by our international observer sergei creme-brulev. it was a meaningless day spent in the mournful

london air. vitali flavors british duplicity without a hint of propriety, the paintings in st. jay's palace depicted the times when there was no gas and electricity in europe. that is, in the near future, drink , eat for free, those who drink champagne in the morning, aristocrats and part-time degenerates, are joined by conservatives, or rists, teetotalers and ulcers. in general , the queen's funeral was packed with more people than any of her birthdays. that the force for certain reflections in the hall reigned elated and mournful atmosphere, who came in large numbers to say goodbye, calmly practiced gossip and black

english humor. the archbishop of york responded to the event for a variety of inclusiveness and tolerance combined, judging by the pleased faces of former british prime ministers. they had already lost all hope of waiting for the funeral buffet and took on their chests from the flasks they had brought with them . i was also a worthless prime minister, but with me the queen was alive, the other former tychos slandered. but according to the law, one can be the prime minister of the soul until death. so we're a little lucky more than queen johnson dashed off a text message or a rhinestone asking if she found his red underpants in the prime minister's office, but the new prime minister did not see his messages, since she began to grieve

in the morning and obviously did not have a snack. and that's why everyone calls her elizabeth and me dear. prince william looked around nervously, trying to guess. in what chair could grandmother sew diamonds into camila parker 's bowls, which became after long, eminent years of waiting with the king's wife, it was the most difficult to portray grief and sadness. the new monarch came to podium cheerful gait of a man whose legs are numb waiting for the crown. the king was somewhat pensive for 73 years. he never decided. whoever wants to be a tyrant, a despot or a petty tyrant, first of all, the new majesty declared a small and victorious war on conflarian belongings.

then, in the presence of numerous witnesses, he re-registered a land plot of 244,000 m², known to the common people as great britain, no one was going to give bread to the people, therefore, they decided to give at least circuses and drove the royal guard into the courtyard. after that, the audience was shown the weapons that the british army had left. after helping ukraine, everything ended there, and no one waited for an invitation to the table, sergey kremlev, especially for the sawmill. this week it became clear that the phrase ukrainian diplomat. soon to become a

household name the ukrainian embassy in london posted a farewell message on the facade in memory of elizabeth ii, calling her queer, not queen if someone did not understand, i will explain all the piquancy of the moment, that queen queer is a collective term for all people with a non-traditional sexual orientation. well , there are lesbians and the other eighty- odd genders. or how much they came up with in the west , you can’t even mention. such a trifle is just one letter n p. but this is cooler than, for example, instead of the verkhovna rada, write the verkhovna rada, in the words of viktor stepanovich chernomyrdin, they wanted the best, but it turned out as always, although it would seem that ukraine well, as a country with a certain american-british identity, it should already understand english. it

is not russian. scottish newspaper wrote farewell of ukrainians from a cow. similar to an act of cultural vandalism by the ukrainian ambassador , cultural vandalism sounds like a recognition of merit and a reason for presenting a state award that one ukrainian diplomat called the living german chancellor an offended liverwurst. it 's ok, but for the whole embassy to call the late queen a faggot during mourning. no one has done more damage to ukraine's international image than its brave diplomat. this week , zelensky's ostentatiously coronal outfit even got ukrainians. a petition appeared on the website of the president of ukraine demanding that ukrainian leader volodymyr zelensky return to business attire at international meetings. i never

thought that the day would come when the citizens of ukraine itself would demand that vova tie cheese with this, but it seems to me that the petition does not fall, zelensky himself does not decide what to wear in his wardrobe directors, costume designers from washington or london, our couturiers from gufsin, by the way, have already sewed a personalized suit for volodya. although it is possible, vova a straitjacket would have been better. yes, khaki. the petitioner asks for the opportunity to return the president's business attire when it comes to meetings with foreign officials or other official events. oh, ordinary ukrainians do not understand anything at all in the intricacies and peculiarities of ukrainian foreign policy, if vova puts on a suit for a couple of thousand dollars, then western curators may

demand the return of loans. well, who will be sorry and give money to a man with a clean-shaven face and in this ironed business suit and in rush is a sinner. he is unlikely to be believed with such ease. in general, zelensky has been playing a bad president for so long, he can no longer get out of the role. international sawmill the main thing is that the suit sits and the french, meanwhile, are tired of following the market. recently, more and more employees are faced with the need to use the rules of inclusive writing or gender-neutral pronouns in work correspondence. imagine how a politically correct business letter begins. dear it's soon by the rules

inclusive hands assholes will be called non-traditional physique. the use of gender-neutral language greatly burdens the style. because of what the websites of various institutions become unreadable more violently than with russia, the west continues to argue only with nature. and what do you like living in the country of symbols that are a rooster? the sawmill was not standing. see you in a week. in the meantime, take care of the country, fellow citizens.

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interfere with you well, i’ll tell you good to yours intelligence. signs on a bouquet of someone from the wind we look did not ask you did not forgive me, i will take over. in my head how alone? towards you.

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us happy with your presence, but welcome and i know the program. i've seen you for a long time, by the way, a few years ago, your performance in kazan, you did not recognize me, but it doesn't matter. well, it doesn't matter, listen why murakami you legend or truth, whatever. yes, well, thank god that's a long time in general. we thought we had a group, we are a month they just didn't know what to call it. uh, there were straight strong scoldings after the next one. uh, screaming and slamming the door. we decided what i said. let's then the first thing we see, let's call ourselves on the table, there were two books. i used to read haruki murakami my older sister used to read orem, murakami she was the vocalist then. and that's how they held two books. we thought murakami would be our bass player. he was then in moscow. he just got a text message. now you're in murakami's band, uh, what can i say? we have

not changed. he then said well well though i wish they could at least come up with something, because we always argued very strongly with the first guitarist and clashed. yes, then rail came to take off. i continued to argue. but a little less, and tell me, they did not fly in for the name, well, just murakami is almost the same as in japan as ivanov. for example , in russia murakami is translated from japanese. this is the middle part of the mountain, which always tends to rise. we do not have such a word in russian . how much good text came out because of one, in principle, about your question of darkness? therefore, of course, we send you the zero kilometer, which is closer to you. ah ah

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say the name of the week gave birth to nothing more like it. listen, but it turns out that you are probably the most popular kazan group that is known. ah, but one of well, yes. at a certain stage of life, when a group becomes popular, it immediately knocks out of the city. you kazan why didn't you leave

? because we are from kazan we are very good at home answering my dick. so you were in kazan. i have many times i have close friends there and therefore, well as if i come to kazan or even just to the republic of tatarstan, a person who hmm grew up and in this mentality in a certain one for him. well, i cannot say that it is difficult to move to moscow there. well, that's hospitality. here is the warmth. this is the feeling that you are always at home in any area, but for me it is very important. and of course, we honor our roots. and if you want your fruits to grow, you need to somehow be close to the roots. well , no, it doesn't seem that way, well, thanks. no, i really love kazan very much. i have enough number of my old close friends. i sometimes even sing a song in the tsar's language. yes, the language, of course, is not mine, then i may be pronouncing it incorrectly, but sometimes the kizlar motor is connected. here's what i can screw up. well, let's not. good

question, i remember one thing. once i got into an argument with an uh, young man. he tells me that it’s impossible to sleep in the tatar language in such a way that it touches you , that it’s plyusovaya and plyusovaya and, like, that’s all in tatar, that’s how we argued for a very long time. he says, well, murakami is not will go in tatar because of him. i have translated the text. you see, just like that, i'll show you, so i just thought that the song would be called free pieces correctly.