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tv   Morskie dyavoli  NTV  September 23, 2022 9:25am-10:01am MSK

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denist it, of course, four and another surprise half a million super prizes. you are super. on sunday at 20:20 on ntv
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vybor lacquer aleksandrovich please join us. and what happened, some questions arose, well , let's go, please, we're going. so this is your bag. these are your weights. what's inside? lead comedians caught first laugh, then cry. well
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, we are almost there, there, there are cars. first, let's go to the apartment. on the road last week, we also caught a drug courier. plastic capsule in the rectum thrust into force forced laxative to drink.
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how are you feeling? do you have anything interesting? middle name alexander frantsevich? you have a father, who is by nationality, should they be checked? i don't understand anything. what is the point of carrying 100 kg of metal with you? you paid a lot of money for their translation cheaper than new ones to buy a rosary. let me have your rosary, please. sorry for the inconvenience caused. and in our service.
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hmm barbarian, well , what we sent you to us, having studied your personal file. have accepted you yet does not mean yours final enrollment to become a permanent member of the group. typhoon you can only after the expiration of the trial period, there are no specific deadlines. dad, listen, comrade, captain, second rank, allow me to
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enter. come in. listen, dad, we are going to the warehouses with a buffalo, we promised some clothes, winter boots to give, have a good trip, by the way meet our new candidate. pavlova larisa valentinovna was sent to us from the caspian flotilla very nice bars mutually unusual surname you have, yes, i forgot to tell you ivan's surname. we don't exist in our group. there are only aliases to recommend considering your trish lieutenant. by the way, as for the pseudonym larisa, i suggest archik in the sense of a chest. just another one of our games was opened without being forbidden, even hints of flirting to remember.
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hello. hello, i need to be in the center in 15 minutes, it won’t work, traffic jams, whatever you advise, i can throw up to the metro. okay , a room in the officers' dormitory is already reserved for you. so settle in and settle down. yes yes. allow me to come in, petrovich well that you are no longer your own in your office. i'm waiting for you tomorrow at 10:00 am. let's see what kind of frames at first glance are not raincoats. a woman in the detachment
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definitely needs the rest to pull up. i understood this when bagheera appeared. it's a pity that he's leaving, although humanly, it's clear i need a family and phone calls to give birth to children, i'm glad. i am for her. yes, i, too, but there is no one to work. i occupied your office, of the existing ones, only bison to bars fly to the north pole. by the way, what happened there? although no, i don't know anything, i don't know anything i ask. and now i'm retired and your military secrets. i'm not supposed to know. yes, why did i come, and you will come to me in the evening, we will definitely come petrovich north pole you say this is serious, although it is interesting.
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maybe she's tea, coffee or something stronger, you don't need a weapon, there will be a weapon now. please here uncle
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vanya is your working tool aps 55 submachine gun for underwater surface shooting. an analogue can penetrate the bottom of mini submarines on land, shoots up to 100 meters. i wish you good health. call the senior comrade on duty lieutenant. good afternoon, good miss
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thank you unfortunately comrade captain of the third rank. today you will no longer find them to retire your boss. comrade admiral senior lieutenant badaev allow me to address the captain, second rank. contact a comrade, captain, a second-rank officer on a business trip has arrived to you, where his comrade general. allow me for a couple of minutes, i heard, go figure it out. burlak bulatov where is burlak carrying you for 4 hours, how did the plane arrive? we agreed on the phone how to arrive immediately to me circumstances circumstances. now i will
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never deal with you. i'm waiting for you tomorrow at 9:00. take a friend. show the hostel that the circumstances in our service are not an excuse, an officer of your rank should have known this. well, what kind of footage was sent to you by burlak on the urgent recommendation of the fsb in the personal file, almost empty where he served? how he served is unknown to the fsb where did they get combat swimmers from? pennants i remember there was a unit, and now they have swimmers no, i don’t know, the fsb recommended nothing as a professional take a look, let's go. he made the whole country laugh. and
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behind the scenes, hypertension, diabetes, obstructive, was falling without strength, like the humorist alexander morozov , almost killed his own fat. i have chest. it hung up to here that he cut off for himself. and what i built up, as a humorist struggled with a deadly addiction , i find myself in a pool of blood. why disappointed in love brought a rose? is the groom and is he ready to become a dad at 49, all the female half of me will hate men not a secret for a million alexander morozov tomorrow at 13:00 on ntv you are super new season on sunday 22:20 on ntv discounts i want to
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rita what happened? i have great experience in this vanya ambulance urgently. take a closer look to see that everything was in order. father bulatov , if i'm not mistaken, the fsb is on time, as always,
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excuse me, comrades, we can talk, but come on in. circumstances force us to hold our meeting literally. sense on the go. in short, a couple of hours ago, we became aware that you don’t need to know the last name of a person close to the president, conditionally , so let’s call him a person who is preparing an attempt on the plans of known criminals. unfortunately a little. it is known that the attempt is planned during fishing and that the criminals have an aps 55 assault rifle at their disposal. in general, competence, whatever you say bulatov but in fact, almost everything is known. you are in it and disappear
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your face is obliged to provide information. and for this you need to catch, at least the current performers. in short, we plan on live bait. when it comes to fishing. and why are you ready to risk the life of your face in any case, an employee who will be an understudy has already been selected. you are absolutely right. captain of the second rank. this will be a scuba diver and the task of your group is to catch him, where fishing is planned. the person goes to the same place every year and obviously it is well known by the criminal. it's already there, it's freshwater lakes , visibility is almost zero, i foresee several difficulties right away, well, what you foresee is easier will overcome. not to do without it is necessary to think
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of a way to cancel their business trip. i just called, what about the fleet on this occasion and what they say, comrade shishkin said, let them go with their face, the operation at the pole cannot be canceled. well, the guests have fled. they didn’t have time to serve hot, not sweet tea. masha come here. come on, you sit down all this, you know what i feel sorry for? that i paid little attention to you? what are our years?
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hello i'm not cute and deaf. well, excuse me, well, i see you've already met, aleksandrovich where are we going? to the lake fishing so what do you mean? already nothing.
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now around the lake recorded groups of 30, resting with tourists. among them are 9 suspicious ones. you are also among them, at least something pleases. thank you, i'm listening to a boat with a face that will reach the point in half an hour. clearly pavlova burlak. we get dressed, we take automatic weapons, but killer is needed alive.
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and for a long time we will sit like this, it would be good to catch fish, otherwise it’s just an imitation. pity the worms remove forbidden vigilance will lose. and this armor will definitely withstand bullets, you’re afraid you ’re doing the right thing. the first bullet is yours. we talk a lot and stop watching the surface.
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my makeup flows for another half an hour and i will look like myself. special attention one damn everyone is alive normally good armor. watching the water
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don't shoot, where did he shoot from? it's okay, it's all right. we lit up acting according to the animal plan. got food. drive
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