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we learned of the turmoil from the news release, which means he is dead and there is still a chance. about how this week the president instilled hope in africa in the allies, laid out confidence in what was needed on the shelves and sent who was needed to the address, we learn from the report of our random correspondent and my joy. it was a hard day, the president of the besao line, he looked like a man who is good both at a party and not bad in the shade. judging by his figure , the grain agreement signed by russia benefited him, comfortably settled down. in the chair a guest without delay, he expressed his attitude to russia and to the boss and to friendship between countries and confessed his special feelings to russian women. the chief shared that europe is going to return to its traditional ways of replenishing the budget of the maritime operation. convinced that friendship is strange riding russian bessai friendship when africa on foot
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the chief went to disperse the clouds near the borders of russia and the cis special services, each of them could detect with his eyes closed in a radius. no, it reminded me of a talisman against all wickedness, as if inside them and external corners. that in the near future the audience will have to use their superpowers more than once, all the forces and means entrusted to you, and reminded where fantastic creatures come from, turned ukrainian territory into a testing ground for military biological experiments, then in cultural defeats. the chief explained that the united states is coming literally before our eyes. the world is changing, who do people see when they look at the biden climbing the steps, the hegemony tottering. why did the chief explain where the president of ukraine came from to the forbidden substances are directly controlled from the usa with the explosions of the
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northern flows. western countries are like aquarium fish keeping quiet about what, and who made it a success just with us in paradise, the boss went to the atmosphere of the device against the backdrop of the western. there were envy frustrations in europe in the room and it was warm and the light leader looked as if he hadn’t left anywhere since the last forum the boss entered with the air of a person who has answers even to those questions that have not yet been invented and immediately went to the bank to sit out , it is unlikely that it will turn out about the cunning tricks of western illusionists with the substitution of international law for the so -called rules and briefly read out the main points of the indictment against the us president incitement of war in ukraine this is a provocation around taiwan destabilization of the world
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food and energy market nothing present stories about the name options for the new national law the machinations of the kremlin, the hand of the kremlin in this form, described the content of any speech by the president of ukraine, some kind of nonsense, judging by exploits. in many ways, we still have ancient roots in common, even called questions, who is to blame and what to do, the presenter added a question of a universal scale, generally speaking, now there is power in the world. who manages the boss reminded kiev that you can’t argue against genetics at the core, uh, russian ukrainians, they are, in fact, one people. e, this is a historical fact, then the boss sorted it out . now red white steel. and who are the gays in our country then the civil war, it turns out part of the people themselves. we were in different states. then he made it clear that a
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urine test is good for a psychiatrist. i need to listen carefully enough to the patient. she blurted out there girl, like a little out of her words. the chief read a short extract. yes yes. you are thinking, this is already alarming somehow, and i specifically thought that he would be alert, the effect would be achieved, he was asked. is it really so difficult to hit zelensky’s bunker with a dagger, a primitive target thought oh, to pull out a hair now on the world map, russia alone, no problems live rejoice taking the opportunity of which
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everything will calm down russia of a real movement towards those working in russia how do you assess the prospects for moving the capital of the russian federation to the center of the country? i went through a spell to sell microcircuits bypassing american sanctions, i liked the spell. well, tomorrow it will be necessary to buy, then the boss was asked about russia's immediate plans for referenda, a number of polish territories, a number of hungarian romanian ones. uh, on that positive note, the discussion ended
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because there are no reasons for discussions in russia , and she has one boss and a joy for a sawmill with love. this week in london they changed the awl to soap in resignation after 45 days as prime minister, thus setting an anti-record in 45 days in time to bury the queen and the british economy, but i must tell you for this you need a special talent. she would have a couple more months, she would have been with the whole of great britain, had she done away with the rhinestone, she had never even had time to go to kiev well, consider that she was not the prime minister, if the british premiere and carl will continue to change at the same pace over the next six months. more examples will have to be appointed than his mother in all 70 years of rule . in a little while, and in britain, prime ministers will be
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appointed to the post immediately in sets of weeks. in the days leading up to her resignation, british bookies began taking bets on who could last the longest rhinestone leaf as prime minister or lettuce that rots in 35 days. and what about washington, vaughn, a vegetable, has been leading the united states for the second year now and nothing is holding on, but i would nevertheless, i compared the tracks with some british herring, which looks spoiled from the very first day. boris johnson suddenly came to britain immediately after rumors about his possible participation in future elections appeared, but then johnson refused to run for the premiership of the united kingdom. referring to certain circumstances, circumstances in the form of record utility bills, the collapsing economy of the complete lack of support from the population,
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but in general, borka only looks like an eccentric eccentric. and still it was enough. before his resignation, he has the mind to shove an impenetrable fool of the track so that she quickly ruins everything, and then he would return on a white horse with a phrase. well, damn it, they didn’t wait for m. but it didn’t work. at the same time, johnson said that he had a very good chance of succeeding in the elections with members of the conservative party, that he could return to downing street. hypothetically, well, hypothetically, even i have a chance to return to downing street. in the twitter account of the cat larry, a permanent resident of the residence on downing street there was such a post. after the announcement of the resignation of the list, the king asked me to become prime minister, because this absurdity dragged on. with each new british prime minister , jokes about a cat in the prime minister's chair are less and less like jokes. after all this appointment
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of a colligula beloved horse for the position of senator, but you must admit it no longer seems so absurd , he automatically became prime minister of britain after the leader of the house of commons, mordan, withdrew his candidacy, and he remained the only candidate, england a wonderful country in which not one of the 65 million citizens decides who to lead them is a cabal of the party that won the elections. but i wonder what vegetable the next new british prime minister will compete with according to the newspaper and the times. sunok, along with his designer wife, is ranked 222nd in the list of the richest people in the country with a total fortune of 730 million pounds . here in kiev they were delighted, and with such a state, he can be milked personally. a popular
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british fun to change prime ministers in reportage of our international observer sergey creme brulyovo. it was pointless, the crowd, instead of the usual bread and circuses, longed for spectacles and reduced tariffs , the police officers on duty leaving the residence gave up futile attempts to fill in who their prime minister was now and simply watched what was happening in the courtyard did not leave the thought that after the previous change of prime ministers, in principle, it was possible not to disperse, judging by the type of foliage. she began to celebrate the resignation is not yet complete. departing celebrating the destination. she smiled the happy and carefree smile of a person who needs meaning that the resignation is just an excuse for a good party, the staff of the residence
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saw her off with the already familiar and practiced applause and false smiles on duty, with which a month and a half ago they also met her and saw off boris johnson, the speech of the outgoing prime minister boiled down to the fact that prime ministers come and go, but the asses in the economy will remain forever. the husband of the tracks sadly thought that in his honorary status of the first swan, he managed to to attend just one celebratory event, the queen's funeral, dear a. maybe i’ll lead you, don’t need britain, you have already finished it, meanwhile the indians prayed that the prime minister himself would start milking those who had moved from the former colonies with a vengeance, because with their demand to increase the position of the
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new prime minister, his fans performed a ritual of expelling the evil spirits of johnson’s track from premier seat. judging by the surroundings, they hoped that they would be able to bring britain out of the crisis with the help of curry chicken dances and incense, everything indicated that their new prime minister will appoint zita and gita as deputies the new prime minister immediately rushed to look for his twin brother lost in childhood, but the search for results did not work on the first attempt, he rehearsed an incendiary hour-long dance for a welcoming speech, but they put him a banal tribune that limited movement, judging by in terms of styling his face color and clothes, his own appearance worried the new british prime minister much more than the problems of ordinary britons showed everyone a talisman
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that was supposed to protect against the evil eye of the plague and long hand of the kremlin on that, the entire premier 's pandemonium ended. they said goodbye to the many-armed gods, prayed to the newcomer , and bowed. yes, they closed down on downing street, so that in 45 days everything would be repeated on a new one sergey kremlin especially for the sawmill. there are many places where you can watch the winner, but only one those winners can become every crush on martial arts one x bet we will be happy. i know what the city of tula is from where there is a sea in sochi
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the sea in the crimea the sea, everywhere there is a sea, but in tula there is no thule has a gingerbread that's enough today at 1:10 a flat at margulis's on ntv balabol a new season from monday at 20:00 on ntv when a runny nose interferes with the plan again and again use sprays with aqualor conical water and it and calcium and magnesium ocean water help cleanse the nasal cavity . and return comfortable breathing. aqualor breathe the energy of the ocean. hands bored again since november 11 coffee machine for 21.99 rubles. bread rolls 10 packs
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got tired of the old me with a little bit it would be a new season from monday at 20:00 on ntv this week, the british learned that the teaching of the light non-teaching sanctions 90% of british schools will run out of money by the next school year. sorry british. all the money from your state budget went to russophobia. out of ten educational institutions will face financial difficulties due to rising electricity bills and forced salary increases for british school teachers take zelensky 's example who knows how to demand money? as the head of the national association of school principals noted, the leadership of educational institutions will have to reduce teaching hours, as well as fire some teachers, less teachers, more weapons to ukraine, but an excellent plan. and why in general
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the british to study something? well, take at least lizonka trails. well, for example, well, stupid fools, but, for example, the minister has grown up, but if the good news is that even more ukrainian refugees can be accommodated in the vacated classes, by the beginning of the school year, schools began to buy sweaters for students and now a typical school uniform of a british student will consist of hats with earflaps, padded jackets and felt boots. earlier, against the background of the energy crisis in britain, it was proposed to pay residents £10 a day for refusing to use household appliances at home in rush hours and another £20 if they pawn their neighbors who are buzzing with a vacuum cleaner. no, laughter laughter, but the average electricity bill in october in britain was 420 pounds. well, it's about 30,000 rubles. so these 10 pounds can be rolled up
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and inserted into yourself. the meter is an electricity meter, but it will not become lighter warmer. there is no money for the international sawmill, but you are learning. this week it has. clear. which of the european politicians has absolutely nothing to do german president frank walter steinmeier for the first time since the conflict, zelensky arrived in ukraine on an unannounced visit. it's like in rospotrebnadzor the mystery shopper program went to check where their money is going after all. kiev met the german, not with bread and salt, but with hopeless darkness, as they say, than the rich. he promised to continue supporting ukraine in economic, political and military relations. that is the only reason why they let him into ukraine now,
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when no one is particularly eager to rush to kiev for lack of fish. shtanmayer will do, it's funny of course. you know, it turned out a meeting of two presidents, which on their own does not deprive anything. r wanted to visit kiev, the ukrainian colleague refused to accept him because of close ties with russia. well , now what happened? in connection with russia, they became not such tests, or besides the president of germany, who absolutely did not decide anything , there was no german president who wanted to come to ukraine, as i see it, the dude was not at all proud ukrainian insults lived, swallowed, digested. well, i forgot. i even guess what the peace pipe was filled with, which the pants lit up at the zelensky meeting during a visit to the chernihiv region, the bartmaero had to sit for an hour in a bomb shelter, and for the
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air raid there are simply no other entertainments for dear guests in ukraine, if the bomb shelter was built during the previous war with the nazis. but the most curious thing is that there was no shelling of the chernihiv region, but what you can’t do for the sake of heroic photos and accusations of russia this week it turned out that the only government that cared about europeans not freezing was the russian representative office of rossotrudnichestvo russian houses abroad will open. as heating points for europeans. no one expected such a disproportionate response to sanctions in the west, the ministry said. in conditions when the temperature outside and what is much more important at home is steadily falling , russian houses and cultural centers in european capitals are opening their doors to
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everyone today. as long as gas and electricity prices remain high, the centers will work as heating points and whoever else is completely could recently imagine that they will run away from the winter cold not from russia to europe, but vice versa, and if in russian houses they will still pour under 100 g of belenkaya, and not far from the referendums. well, under the guise of europe over the winter and join the respected europeans in all russian homes this winter it will be warm. if you want to be warm, make your houses russian. and while the european house is freezing, and the russian house is warming up, the international sawmill gladly warmed its ears in the secret chat of world leaders in our permanent rubric squealed. colleagues with
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with these russian houses, russia wants to warm us somehow , not to heat, but to warm us idiots. and that i would go to a warm movie for free they will show a hot pour. and i would go too. so you have the same and so warm, i just love soviet films. you can't go there . this is some kind of lure, but does anyone know is it possible to charge in a russian house and my mother's phone is also russian at home, this is also the long arms of the kremlin
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and they will be russian, but it's warm, the kremlin's weapons who caught fire, that muscovite, and we will open a polish house when we receive reparations from germany good evening all the frozen ones come warm up, uh, all the frostbitten princes themselves. goodnight. stepped on the throat of their own song, a participant in the finnish show the voice, who moved to finland 7 years ago, was removed from st. petersburg due to her russian
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citizenship. i want to remind you that from 1809 to 1917 absolutely all finns had russian citizenship. i propose in europe to remove boris johnson from politics. well, my great-grandfather was born in the russian empire, and they named him in general in honor of a russian emigrant, but the girl went through a mess in the summer qualifying round and became a member of the voice of finland slipped through the qualifying round unnoticed. well this is a nightmare. i won't be surprised if now all immigrants from russia will be required to wear it on their clothes. well , for example, a yellow star. well, there will be no more such embarrassments. the vocalist received messages from the organizers of the show about the suspension, in which she is called a citizen of a state waging an aggressive war. they were afraid that the voices
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in finland could become a russian voice. although it seems to me that after they decided to join nato, the country did not have its own voice left hmm but there is cherry cherry on the cake, the detached vocalist supported ukraine to the fullest and was considered what is called a good russian. i, like many russian speakers living in finland, went to rallies , supported ukraine, helped refugees , spoke out unambiguously against the war and the putin regime. in social networks, people unsubscribed from me for my support of ukrainians. well, as they say, your poles helped your son. the ghost of greta thunberg suddenly loomed over europe this week and how activists who call themselves members of the group the uprising scientists have glued themselves to the semi-museum
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of volkswagen cars how do you say a normal person? as activists, well, they won't be named. just look at them. well, why, why, for nature , those who look like a mistake of this very nature are always fighting. the leadership of the volkswagen concern listened to the protesters and supported the right of the group to protest, but refused to provide them with a bowl for urination and defecation bad, which crap in the bowl, but then wash it with soap, that's where the real ecology boys activists stayed glued in the museum for the night, the action stopped after 19 hours, when the cleaning lady came in the morning without food, a person can live for several weeks without water for 3-4 days without hype and press attention, and as an activist, he dies in less than a day. those in need were given medical assistance to the organizer, the action will have to deal with
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the police. yes, everyone there needs urgent psychiatric help tore these assholes off the floor with a belt. this week, just stopoil activists staged another eco-action threw a cake wax figure of king charles iii in london madame tussauds museum nothing improves the climate like a cake thrown by a wax figure of the british king. i don't understand if they are protesting against the monarchy or against harmful carbohydrates. supporters of the movement in recent weeks have smeared mashed potatoes on a monet painting in a german poddam, doused a van gogh canvas with tomato soup and glued it to themselves. rather, ira, the girl with the pearl earring, here not only monet suffered , i imagine how the belarusians got upset because of the spoiled mashed potatoes. you also think
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that an eco activist is not a profession and a lack of passion, but a diagnosis gives the impression that among the fighters for the environment there is some kind of competition for the dumbest trick, as much as possible, not related to the environment, and i can imagine how an extraordinary urgent meeting of the apec is going to be held, at which an emergency decision to completely stop oil production, because monet was smeared with van gogh's puree, doused with soup, and wax charles iii got a cake in the face of an international sawmill. your house is a psychiatric hospital in the meantime, european eco-activists, beaten off to the fullest, opposed common sense meaning, the overseas president spoke out against the nature of gender reassignment for children in an interview with trans
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activists, and it seems that it’s not enough for a crazy grandfather to cripple a child’s psyche with his hugs. now he also condemns those who prohibit child abuse in the so-called red states that have passed laws restricting access to gender therapy. after the words red states. ilyich stirred in the mausoleum it is not right when in some states sex reassignment surgeries and puberty blockers for children are prohibited. right here zelensky was indignant. and where is the promised land-list of vovka, the old man is not up to it, he blows at the change of sex. the transgender, who earlier this year began transitioning from gay male to trans activist, as a buffoon with only balls. i wonder if
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he or she was also advised by biden not to date guys under thirty. international sawmill go through the woods with your valuables. it was an international sawmill, see you in two weeks, but for now, take care of the country.
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sometimes it disappears from the sky, the sun is light and even my favorite world meeting will burn, not noticing how takes the girls over us and often act for a year, sometimes you want to, but there is no one with whom. you are his katya that wise advice so torments the soul. listen, and in response, only the views are indifferent, but there is one medicine for you, i will reveal a secret. just be one dude to you one for everything else. be always nothing, harder to blacken and cocky that i am the sun is shining. be like the children of the way for a moment that there is nothing harder than this, the sun is too bright for me. you have
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an apartment here today. wow okay okay.
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what is more important than these baby ducks that i have hours in the end, your children shine. be like children, dance
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there is never progress. just be like children please good evening
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a little about yourself. when i am idle, i listen to the radio, listen to music, and suddenly a song sounds and it catches me, firstly, it is clear that the person is positive. secondly, it is clear that he sings well. and thirdly, he is good at making up words. who is it written? stas the sea, i don’t know, in general, i don’t know, again, i’m not educated on the internet, unlike half of my peers. started searching found listened and now stas is here. thank you very much, did you find out who called you? and again, a positive story, well, it has not been for a long time. where did you come from, but i
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know what the city of tula is - it's gingerbread. there are automatic machines, others, etc. where is the sea from, where does stas have the sea in the city? tula well, actually, i have some kind of inner conviction that i fell from the moon and now i want to return. now, if i set a goal to play in 5-7 years, there is a concert at the same time to collect my own. that's falling down, as far as. uh, how in tula it all somehow fell there somehow that's all, and this here is some kind of crazy idea and delusional somewhere on the internet, having loaded. if a person says, damn it, i want the sea. here he addresses the governor there, he speaks to ours. everyone asks you, there pensions are expensive there. it ’s like the sea, but i also have a sea in krasnodar , but in sochi there is a sea in the crimea, there is a sea everywhere, but in tula no, well, like a gingerbread, that’s enough. well, in short, we decided that we do not have enough of the sea, and we began to invent it. here i wrote the songs. she started here, as if too russia and she actually gathered all of us, then such creative crazy people in one place. we've
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started helping people believe that's what you're leading. eh, pseudonym. well, in this regard, too, yes, because this is one of such important moments in my life. it's a name change. by the way, i think that the surname is not such a directly important part. eh, here's a man. why, at the age of 14, you get a passport, don’t go, and now you don’t come up with your own surname and live with it. that is why vasya lives like pupkins and is constantly nervous when it is mentioned. maybe not, because vasya pupkin is the most scattered character. or maybe he doesn't need it? i think it is necessary if it were not necessary, you would, of course, cancel this whole story. i think it makes sense to choose after all. and if i chose, i would choose the sea for myself. here, well, tell me to the sea, appeared during the time that i was not in the chair. that is, only stas the sea appeared in the apartment. the ocean is not busy yet, yes, friends, i'm sorry. well, i
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must share my grief with you. with a friend on a mask and fins, i bet that we will have a chair soon there will be a sea. just imagine how cool it would be to go out into the yard in swimming trunks and flippers in the morning, she will meet you with a neighbor in such a ridiculous headdress. hear him, buddy, hello. let's go to the sea with me . and why be shy after a girl’s vodka on instagram, why wander around the city without it? come swim with us in the sea. and here you go. smile at all passers-by and the sea prize, as if your body and soul lie down. and here is the beach the sand is white, as if foliated, you are next to the sounds of a familiar step around a
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continuous relaxation, happy all the people. you understand that without this it is impossible, it will definitely be. and here's more. you offer yourself a cold cocktail with a martinine, you agree, and you are peeping from the girls in bikinis, and suddenly they come up and invite you to ride a banana, and the most beautiful one with her. how to say it? i am anya and you take her hand. breaking you see? here we are splashing with him forgot about the door. wellcome people. hey blowing blowing from all over the planet. come not ready for my zati coins to come back next summer in this people came to the sea.
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the sea was visited by people from all over the planet. welcome people to come back next summer. helicopter
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from all over the planet is a must to come back next summer people. come to mind the sea. look not our friend leg to bribe you yo. i watched your interview somewhere, in which you
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said that you started writing the song quite late. what were you doing before writing songs, really? all my life is one way or the other otherwise was connected with music, dad is a musician since childhood. everything somehow led, i fell in love with the stage. probably in the eleventh grade, and she invited me to the stage to participate in such school productions. and there i began to sing all sorts of songs. well, what did you do from the press, i don’t remember exactly now, in short, and i was so captivated by it all. i liked it so much, i just wanted to live with the girls and hang out with it. everything, so i started dropping into school and somehow. well, he even finished building and entered. as a result, already at the university also continued to study kvn music, this scene began to work, somewhere leading in clubs in all sorts of public places and all the time i wanted to sing, because i look at the singers, they come for an hour, sang, got cash and left. i look, i'm there for six hours. that's the chatter that's doing bullshit. and so i went to this. you made me depressed happened.

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