family clubs lokomotiv yaroslavl and dynamo moscow hello, today we will tell you how elon musk arranged voluntarism. on twitter, we will discuss the results of butting elephants by the exiled united states and find out what environmentalists on the beaches forgot. sharm el sheikh. well , now more about all this and much more. today in the program you will not find out how the ukrainian elite participates in the distribution of western humanitarian aid. what does vladimir zelensky look like in the mornings after a night of illegal substances? the previous program you have already seen that, judging by the exploits, hercules was russian. we have in many respects common still ancient roots. even they

hoped that it would be possible to bring britain out of the crisis with dancing, chicken curry and incense, kept talking about the fact that the new prime minister would appoint a title and a gita as his deputies and finally today's program, then pleased with the latest invention that allows our hackers to intervene even more naturally in a foreign simple game form. the new british prime minister, who arrived at night, looked like the reincarnation of the previous two, he was worried about one thought, is he still premier or during the flight, the power in downing street has changed again. this week we went to the left bank of the dnieper. it hurts.

it's very, very hard mentally. yes , the planned withdrawal is not a defeat. not even a hint in the battle. well, it's painful and very offensive. and the easiest thing is to fall down. in what the west is trying to achieve, what is the tsipso getting? arrange inside the disassembly of the army bad power is not consistent. after all, you understand that we cannot be defeated on the battlefield, no matter how strange you it seemed. this is my statement against the backdrop of our withdrawal from kherson. no. we cannot be defeated on the battlefield. we can be defeated if we start rocking the country from within. war brings its laws into

public life. some democratic freedoms are leaving here. well, they should be leaving here. they come to the fore. the need for the need for wartime we must be united. we must believe. our army to our political leadership, and we must believe and know that this tactical withdrawal is made only for in order to then gain strength, assessing all the mistakes of the first stages of this military operation. with a strong powerful all-crushing blow, firstly, to return our russian territory, which is kherson

, and then to liberate the territories and people of the former ukrainian ussr. peace talks that i think no one in our country will be able to understand, because military expediency is one thing. and it's right to to protect their people, to save the lives of our fighters and another matter, obviously negative positions. sits down at the negotiating table. this is unworthy of the great country, and i, of course, do not believe in this, and i

suggest not to believe you. although it is precisely this thesis that the westerners will throw into our society, so that this society of ours and you will shake this country of ours and you and defeat us in the only possible way for them. i want you to know and remember our cause, the just victory will be ours. this week the president worked, where the russians will rest. at the beginning of the week, vladimir putin visited the volga sea tourist cluster in the tver region, where he got acquainted with the project of the all-season recreation complex

zavidovo. the center of sports and water entertainments, the largest among similar facilities in europe, which is typical in the autumn-winter period, heating in the complex will be visited federal center for the brain and neurotechnology and presented state awards to employees of the fmb in the kremlin federal center for the brain. but it sounds like something very necessary for the president of the united states in the middle of the week, putin visited the interactive museum on red square, dedicated to the 81st military parade on november 7, 1941 and the history of the defense of vladimir vladimirovich moscow with history always all about love. the president was shown military equipment and newsreels

how this week the president developed the tourism of the future, paid tribute to the past, fired up neurons and rewarded the deserving ones in the report of our random correspondent and joy. it was a hard day in the air. vital's unique flavors of russian naturalism and domestic tourism, the future tourism cluster, met the head of the woods with deciduous and building cluster layout was so skillfully done. what caused the desire to relax right on it, the bosses were pleased that with the import substitution of foreign mickey mouse and shrek will not be a problem, it seems to us that it would be very right to make such a soyuzmultfilm theme park in the army on

vkontakte . everyone is familiar. judging by the girl of the traffic controller, she could not only stop us like a horse, but also a whole tank army of the enemy on the march, the armored car in the background looked so freshly advanced, as if ilyich just got down from him. despite the fact that the exhibition weapons were of the same age as the us president, they functioned much better and in good order, looking at the marshal's uniform. the boss figured the amazing pr director of the studio would be suitable for us in the infilm dispelled the myth that old military equipment is being replaced with computer models. they are real, they recently starred in the films of ugolnikov, he is now filming a front-line reconnaissance. yes, this is a real one, right here this airplane sang a choir. get up a huge country

with all his appearance he showed that he was ready to go straight from red square to berlin and take it even before the end of the song , the head of fm met the head of the federal brain center of the chiefs, skvortsova was once again proof that the good doctor aibolit could well be a woman, judging by the director ’s appearance center, he could lead a brainstorming session that would put to flight a couple of platoons from any of the european armies. the chief was shown the latest apparatus for performing therapeutic dances and devices. dance to the boss liked, then pleased, with the latest invention that allows our hackers to interfere even more easily in foreign elections in a simple game form. yeah, after that, the boss was presented with an updated model of the remote control by the presidents of the united states. also, you can control clockwise on the cake. they clearly showed the boss that the russian nervous system is the most developed system in the world, making sure that, unlike the

west, everything is in perfect order with the brains in russia and nowhere to go. they they don't think the boss has returned to work, because there are millions of brainy people in russia. and she had one boss and kneaded for a sawmill. with love this week in the us, donkeys butted elephants. according to preliminary results in the us midterm elections, the republicans pulled ahead in the house of representatives, albeit by a narrow margin. and that even without storming the capitol. bored girls republicans considered dissatisfaction with the state of the economy record for 40 years, inflation. threats of recession, rise lending rates and rising unemployment. record inflation recession unemployment excellent. still, biden, managed to work for the good of america. i want

to put the ballot, but so that it is not misread put it there in the evening republicans and democrats will look at all the misread ballots and consider them both machines do not work. nothing works, nothing works. nothing works. and these people are still teaching us how to hold referendums and elections will lose the elections to the house of representatives and the senate, the next 2 years will be terrible optimist joe for the usa now all the next years will be terrible, after all, every new biden performance. worse than the previous one. and he will soon begin to read out his own obituaries, and while the republicans were arguing with the democrats over who and how would rip america off, the

international sawmill, in its best traditions , ripped apart their next secret chat. well, they snitched in our regular column. if the republicans win, the next two years will be terrible, and if the democrats win, this, horror never at all will not stop, but in any case, you can congratulate me. have you won yet, but kind of. i lived to see them with us, if after the elections i stayed in office for more than 45 days, this is already the sixth victory. there they are generally 100% well, you're not a citizen, the united states

do not stop, come on, there's weapons money. it was better to think that they would not demand back what they have already given when it is necessary to interfere in the presidential election. i have enough to do. good evening. i will choose you intermediate. i'm diagnosed definitively don't disperse this week the specter of communism has resurfaced in the united states. donald trump said that the country under the democrats switched to communism, surprisingly, of course, he is a man, only

he could think of combining the words democrats and communism in one sentence. no, you don’t think americans didn’t give out free apartments and education with medicine is still worth it, like flying to the moon trump had a little different in mind. the ex-us president commented on the ongoing investigations against him, saying that law enforcement agencies checked the transactions 23 years ago, which he had already forgotten about. we have already resold everything five times these are sick people, but is this the queue that we have to go through? stop it because it's the start of communism. oh donya donya this is not the beginning of communism, this is the end of american democracy. guys, guys, you didn’t go to the collective farms for potatoes. you didn't build for you, what do you know about communism? he also directly noted that

america had already stepped over socialism a year ago. looks like trump really wants to get on the jacket. still, the order of the red banner of labor between people's sawmill. tonya, your second last week in an anthill called twitter was poked with a stick after the purchase of twitter by billionaire elon. musk started laying off employees en masse. we are waiting for the united states to start writing that before that the brain called and consulted with putin the un high commissioner for human rights sent an open letter to the mask urging the businessman to make sure that under his leadership human rights take center stage on twitter a person has just spent 44 billion, and he tells him what to do

to become the centerpiece of the company hmm, almost immediately after the acquisition of twitter in moscow, announced that the checkmark indicating verified users would be available to everyone for a monthly fee of $7.99. well, what did you want? well, you have to somehow recoup the invested 44 billion. previously, such a tick was available to journalists, celebrities, politicians and companies that had more than 10,000 subscribers and whom the exchange social networks considered worthy of a distinctive sign. here it is wolf's grin capitalism before. is the person worthy of a check mark admins decided, and now everything will be decided by money, i won’t be surprised if the entire ukrainian elite urgently demands financial assistance from the west to pay for their ticks. yes, not these checkmarks are not present, otvetsky. writer stephen king, whose fortune is estimated at $ 500 million, said that he was not

going to pay for the already existing checkmark and added that he should be paid extra for using the social network. after that, pavel durov began to pray that dmitry anatolyevich would not demand to pay him extra for using telegram it's amazing, of course, musk can send red testley dummies across the vast expanses of the universe, but he can't shake off stephen king eight dollars a month. in the future, the company promises to add more perks, including fewer ads, the ability to post longer videos, and prioritized post rankings. and very soon it will be possible to watch movies on twitter, order food, monitor blood pressure and change gender. in general, everything that you have been waiting for a long time from this network. later musk stated that twitter should become the most accurate source of information in the world. that is, he spent fifty billion dollars just to create a

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monday 20:00 on ntv this week green a black grassy ribbon was attached to the agenda. in the egyptian sharm el-sheikh, the climate summit started, he represents. with what joy representatives of dank european states rushed to warm sunny egypt. well, where else to fight against global warming, as in november and sharm el sheikh. the president of ukraine, commenting on the beginning of the summit in a video message , said that the participants need to force russia into real ones. according to him, peace talks seem to have failed even with russian missiles, although would not for a long time clear the brain of the universal from american illegal drugs. i wonder by what logic the organizers of the climate summit decided to give the floor to zelensky, because his

last name is consonant with the word green. at this pace , vova will soon be talking about russian aggression at congress gynecologists and meetings of anonymous alcoholics. whoever seriously considers the climate agenda should also seriously consider the issue of immediately stopping russian aggression and restoring our territorial integrity and forcing russia to real peace talks about russian aggression. eh, where are those happy times when the speeches at the un climate summits

were the most idiotic? there is no gas. the organization believes that, most likely, at this summit there will be much fewer promises and fewer commitments made than in previous years. everyone will just sunbathe and plump. well, to swim in the pools, the new british prime minister rishi sunok spoke out for the need to develop energy independence right now and proposed to conduct a hindu rite of expelling evil spirits from oil and gas, and everyone who takes a shower too often in the next life, according to the british prime minister, will become earthworms. on the eve of the summit, she distributed a bulletin in which she stated that the russian-ukrainian conflict had exacerbated the global energy inflation and

food crises. to cut down on office work, he decided to blame russia for everything at once. which countries like germany according to the un communiqué had to cut their climate goals in the short term in translation from official into russian to cut their climate goals in the short term means to roll up your lip? she also noted that the establishment of the china-us climate change working group , which was solemnly announced in glasgow last year, has suspended its activity. it’s just that if the problem cannot be solved by rocket bombing or sanctions , americans freeze and fall into a stupor, polish president andrzej duda said in his speech that the inhabitants of poland in the european union are more interested in their standard of living. rather than achieving climate goals, even arcs between erotic fantasies, and german preparations and the capture

of ukraine, bright thoughts come to mind. and how pleasant it was to talk about the climate, when it was warm in polish houses, and the inhabitants did not need a resident collect brushwood, really. and the uncompromising fight against warming by the hot rays of the egyptian sun in the report of our international observer sergei creme-brulev. it was pointless, a day spent in the hospitable air of sharm el-sheikh, the aromas of global warming and total european freezing developed, judging by the brands, the cars of the climate summit participants drove up. first of all, they were concerned about the climate inside the salons of their cars, in order to impress the guests, the president of egypt brought the most expensive carpet from home, hot finnish, coastal, immediately tried to

find out. is there a mini bar in the room. is it possible to sunbathe topless and where is the nearest pool, looking at the naked finnish knees of the general secon, he immediately expressed extreme concern, apparently, the european commissioner, it was not entirely clear whether she had come to discuss the problems of climate or menopause. tell me why you are so warm. the sun, as the russians laid the gas pipeline already in the sun, judging by the shiny eyes of the macron, a mischievous beach bikini was hidden under a strict suit, despite the experiences of about global warming, the macron, taught for a minute and hung out with sultry babies in the company of young people, he felt like a real symbol of france, a rooster in a chicken coop that had flown in at night. the new, british prime minister looked like a

ring of the previous two, he was worried about one thought. he's still premier or during the flight of power to downing street. the british changed again. i dreamed of being reborn into a lighter to always be with the gas of the president of tajikistan i thought that surrounded by all these wolves of capitalism and aggressive imperialism. the soviet delegation, he would have felt much more confident while photographing, it became clear that the world leaders were going to fight climate change not with quality, but with quantity for a session of collective boltology of the secretary general. the un walked with the gait of a man who will be sent there and the president of mozambique is going, in principle he was happy that he was invited somewhere. he was for any ecological kipish, except for a hunger strike, it

was clear from his appearance that he definitely feeds exclusively on ukrainian grain president, nigeria obviously wanted to be like an umbrella sunbed obayana, and that no one pulled. they are all africans of no particular geographic orientation. they just put up a white president sign. sincerely, they did not see anything wrong with the greenhouse effect, because cucumbers and tomatoes ripen perfectly in greenhouses, the president from slovakia said that despite their impressive size, warm all slovaks with your chest. she won't be able to have a maximum of two or three of the most beautiful, judging by her appearance. she was absolutely not against the resort romance ideally with oleg and the passport the frenchman

complained that because of the bright sun and heat, his expenses for botox and anti-wrinkle cream around the eyes had tripled . it is clear that the ozone hole is much larger than it. well, the hole in the budget of france, who took over the baton, german tried to hide the beer belly and european double standards behind the podium, his bald head let sunbeams through the hall to smooth out the shameful past of his state. german slightly burr in the final, the organizers laid out the main trump card and showed the audience the performance of a man.

zelensky, who was once cheerful and resourceful, rolled his eyes, puffed out his cheeks and urged to make contributions, judging by the appearance of volodya's t-shirt. it posed a much greater threat to the world ecology than exhaust and greenhouse gases. it immediately turned out that the text of some previous speech was slipped to the ukrainian. having absolutely nothing to do with ecology, then the president of ukraine explained why now the west i have to send twice as much money to kiev, and that’s it, and it all ended with climate change on tryndeli, warmed up in the sun. yes, they flew home. and why did they gather again, no one understood sergey kremlev especially for the sawmill. international sawmill change the record. this

week it became completely clear why in british politics everything is done through the ass, the whole parliament of the british national party came out. john nicholson at a meeting with young people called the british parliament the most homosexuals in the world before britain voted for conservatives and baristas, and now for lesbians and faggots. i became the first bbc presenter to openly come out as gay, which caused utter consternation and hit the front pages of all the tabloids. now i sit in parliament and our seat is the seat of the scottish national party. so gay

lgbt that today the entire mister has become the most gay parliament in the world. it 's done, fellow citizens. now the gay parade can be held without getting up from the workplace. when the british were embarrassed to admit that they are gay now, and now they are afraid to openly declare that they are heterosexual people cheers comrade. nearly a quarter of scottish national party members identify themselves as lgbt by wearing a skirt. yes, i won’t be surprised at my results if a scottish parliamentarian, in addition to traditional kilts, also wears a bra. i have only one question. but isn't the phrase mp a gender discrimination? this week bullying

italians continued pizza with pineapple was not enough. now they came up with pasta with insects. correctly said, caused by the video of the fandoción pasta maker, which we italian comedian argues, is it worth adding an insect to carbonara pasta sauce, it is very symbolic that the italian comedian is forced to convince italians to eat insects for the help of the ukrainian comedian. they are a high-quality source of protein, but there will be no our gas and they will not add such. of course insects pasta met before, but until this day they were usually fought, and now they offer to add specially advertising has caused

a wave of negativity. on social media, users have threatened to reject the brand's products if they use bugs, what people who have never blown pasta might know about bugs. yes, this is the future for italy dreamed of. well, poland, meanwhile, does not leave attempts to find intricate ways to replenish the treasury of ukrainian refugees who live and work in poland they will be obliged to pay for housing, said the deputy minister of internal affairs, it seems that in warsaw they finally realized that they will not see reparations from germany, and holes in the budget need to be patched somehow, according to an official, 85,000 refugees from ukraine have been living in places of common residence for several months, which are paid state. we want to introduce a mechanism that will allow people who have already adapted in poland to simply take part in paying for these places. after this

statement, thousands of ukrainian refugees suddenly realized that they were still, well, completely adapted. there are people who travel very often between poland and ukraine in connection with this. we are going to pass a law that will allow us to freeze the material assistance paid in poland to those who cross the border and at the same time help to find out. why do these people so often move from poland to ukraine and back? and this is because in ukraine a refugee is not a status, it is a profession, it can even be written in the constitution as a separate article. give. europe has become a popular pastime not only for the government of ukraine, but also for its ordinary citizens. if i were in polyakov's place, i would stop ceremoniously and would make entry into the territory of my country for ukrainians paid. it was an international sawmill, see you in a week. in

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