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tv   Afonya  NTV  January 1, 2023 10:50am-12:21pm MSK

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no, no, no, i say, no need to come. happy new year. happiness, happiness, to us, so that we have a good year, thank you, i love you too, mom. i wish you happiness, love, success. say hello to you. olya says hello, she froze and thawed, i'm santa claus more than one year.
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happy new year
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watch now. come in, let's sit down, let's kill the goat . go go past katerina. be
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careful when you're married
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. and i’ll write down the heating repair for you by itself, that i plow for free will. and a fountain. no, i have a fountain. and there are matches, i do not smoke, but in vain you deprive yourself of pleasure in the dark. you have a conscience. hey, you tell me with a trailer, but there is no time.
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be human.
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what, well, you have to work, that we have no right to dine? yes? he's been here for lunch since morning. now i tell you to work.
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treat yourself to eyelashes as you like, what an allergy disease such skin itches 10 g. i say i can’t, but one card.
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if philosophical so and i'm not very. i'm in my second week.
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what is your last name? and you remember. here you've come to what you bring into the house, you don't know who or maybe a rogue. or
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a criminal whom the police are looking for, you checked his documents. citizen, come on, kolya left. alcoholic, unfortunate that you can’t drink with a stick?
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i remember exactly what i bought. you drank them with kolya . you have crippled borscht for me all my life. we will get married, and everything will be like with people.
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when did you become number one? already climbed the chief did not stop even higher another step another
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success. thank you for being with us for 30 years megafon is just the beginning of the super final today at 21:00 on ntv new year billion rubles.
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what stop touch i have a temperature. room you need to drink less. my uncle abdullah is 76 years old. last year i scored the third category in chess.
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so now i will sort you into sections and our locksmiths will teach you practically what you studied, which is theoretically quiet, avdeev and the buryak. i'll learn from the great to turn on lord krakhimova kim krivonos and bubnov will go and where will pash shevchenko our respected vasiliev ivanov and gray hair go? hello well not god but meet come on more. well, where are mine?
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you get no students. why? lyudmila ivanovna eh lyudmila ivanovna so what well, you don't give students, you don't need it, but the truth is more expensive, what's the truth, right? do you look at yourself in the mirror?
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no hot to work i have one large two small ones. what is it? faucet is clear to a fool, which faucet is which faucet to water, to water pk watering tap, and what flows from this pk water building water, one match thick
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leaks 200 liters per day. wait, this is the great site. i have my interns for me. she twisted like a gush, in short, yes, faster , well, the key is the key to him. let me put you on my neck. my god, where does the planetarium work. and if i
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started twisting microscopes there, that would be a disaster, gather smart guys well, by the way, here i blocked you, don’t try to open it. i don’t know, there are no gaskets in stock for the second month. well, think about what to do, otherwise you are an astronomer to think, maybe you can get a fish somewhere, or what ? well, i'll thank you. imported please hello
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you work 81 kopecks. students nikolaevich
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thank you. it's not necessary. and i let them go. that's how they learned everything very sensible. stop. what are you, you realize that everyone is joking, who is joking? i signed for you. go for a walk, comrade master , we ask you to reshoot another specialist with borscht work. why as a matter of principle?
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can i live with you? what? temporarily she won one set of linen from home, so she ordered me to come in for the second, when she picks up the serviceable one, a folding bed , i rented it, and you have pasta there is pasta. come in, i don't know. ok.
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the beautiful sun moved . yes, don’t worry, i didn’t settle for a long time mikhalych from vacation will return. i will
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move to him from the embankment. no. from the third smu vasya yes no. so you were with me yesterday. i see something familiar. allergies well, you settle down.
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hello went by. let me go home. well, go walked and walk past. you whom sorry apartment was wrong.
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hidden in the fog. allow busy uncle. doesn't wear what's your name? white dance. yes, we invite gentlemen or i and you yourself are a lady or something, and this is my personal business. what
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beautiful weather, isn't it okay, we 'll talk later? dance me, please, no, the buffet is probably here, but i don’t know, i made an agreement with my girlfriend here for the first time.
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now you have to dance with him all evening. great.
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if you we put i'll write like this, i'll tell you thieves. let's drink the radio and listen. a program for those who do not sleep,
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i am now ruslanych, i have plastering there. who am i to send you?
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released. what are you doing here? i thought. i was worried. are you a janitor? why would they write to me at work? excuse me please
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and i'm a dardant. hiv false in athanasius, the country knows its heroes, how did you know me and my brother played volleyball, remember petya snegirev. i'm so black with a nose. no, he is brown-haired, he is still and now he
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married three children in irkutsk. into the room
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. here is my volodka, too, before the army wore such hair, his eyes will return for him. yes, you need an eye. do you have children too, lenochka girl? you don’t even have to buy one to get married so that they kick me out of the house too. well, don't generalize. individual
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will pass how beautiful is the room? it was great. superfinal very very very soon we will all know the superstar show. return grows in it and every time for a century. farewell. we have another
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surprise. meet today at 21:00 on ntv hello how's life stop. and what are you doing here? at work, i work as an ambulance nurse. we were handing out tickets to the circus. there are bears on himalayan bikes. i took two. want to go when i can't get ready today? how can i call you 03?
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no, we have a completely different phone 5 0 5 0 2. all production of a public load self-education in our housing office again received a signal from the police and again to borshchev allow this signal to read out allow. come on, afonya, come here to the stage. let the people look at you run. on april 2 of
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this year, an employee of your borshchev organization, who was on vacation in a mountain eagle rest house, was detained by the police when i was sober, diving and bathing in the fountain of the city square, i ask you to discuss the misbehavior of citizen borshchev in the team and take public measures against him , impact head of the police division, city captain s- will say breeches badjibaev. well, what about comrades? what questions will be asked to borshchev? active comrades assets what
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was hot because of the woman who was drowning? yes? no, we walked in the company and she said, weakly waldemar dive, but i dived. and why are you here? forever you need borscht more than anyone else, let the waldemarins real yes, they call me waldemar. here it is, that borscht is still not good , we gave you a ticket at a discount, but you do n’t want a fountain. well, comrades, fedorov admits to borscht. let's disperse. home, right, episode 6 today. in appearance, i have boris petrovich; i have no strict warning. shut up, i know without you, comrades. what will be the proposals?
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who is the pope who is a plumber? open hello, our crane roars like a tiger. well, why are you?
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you can use it. thank you . and we have three exams for him, so now feed him all summer parasites. a complicated thing whose life is hour which hour 20 minutes and where is he?
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as in a cave, i'm not there, i'm on a potato. total isolation. he doesn't exist. and he left.
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all you can use. how much do you owe and how much the absence of complaints from the population is the best reward for our work. goodbye, goodbye. over time, you can replace the sink. should not concern me.
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isn't that water? erase yes, here the trp can be handed over, daddy will finish the working day. until tomorrow, bye. what kind of apartment do you have, did your father 27 so 27 also converted? get it out papa. now it won't leak. so for me it would not flow to this mobile phone. thank you of course. thank you, father, you can’t spread bread on bread. bye.
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crocodile gena over time, you can. put a finnish sink in the bathroom what are you do you pick mushrooms there? on the harmonica, how is
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life young? well done keep it up. a boy and a girl and the girls and i and i thought that it was you but the people, but the people can’t really do anything, and for themselves.
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and i thought it was you. come on, give me a pen. tell. crocodile gena at the phone so we phoned. to his own means
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, he would have traveled abroad as a coach. if i hadn't quit, what's the point? he traveled to hungary's claudia, what you can't ask about, didn't see anything. i ran through the shops and bought a wig and am glad. afanasia and your parents weren't alive.
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yes, half of the village died on it only for one- woman love. as a bridegroom, the athenian killed everything in her. although she's older now. i guess i went to the army, so i didn’t see her. here at least i’ll remind you that i sent a postcard to her, otherwise i didn’t tell her the address. look, the comet is flying if you have been offered a planet.
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with any life and i am like ours. only that the warrior had no hotbeds of tension. so that people live in peace and harmony do not offend each other. on trifles yes, here is an example with vasya solovyov , a number clerk, we are ours for two hours for fresh bloodworms stood bought prepared everything. and she put him down the drain. broken rods. no. no, we
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still have universal communication skills. aha
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hello children teach teach teach without education. let's go.
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who has what questions? the more active the comrades , the more active we are detaining ourselves. you comrades speak, on what issue, comrades, for the third month, inch-sized pipes are lying around in the yard, and funnel walking henna, and winter is just around the corner, comrades, prepare the sleigh. in the summer, comrades, come on, and where can i get a developer for you, don't distract voronkov meeting, what exactly do you offer for borscht now for borscht, what did you get? why do n't you delay meetings?
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after all, a trifling question, how much time are you wasting. let's go to starikov, just not already three, no, i won't be comrades, why is this happening here in front of our eyes, our comrade is dying. and we are with him. well, you see, tisha quietly stop, comrades, come on lyudmila anna come on, come on, come on, offer a measure of influence. and why should we respond to the signal that's exactly what we should. what is really with borscht going on? after all, we don’t give a damn. we ’ll get to the tv quickly kdkp, and in the meantime, in front of our eyes, from a working person to hooligans and a drunkard, look disgusting. but don't look, yes, you have to , for example, left the accident yesterday, 300 apartments.
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three houses were sitting without water, and he spat and left. and i don't have to work hard after work. yes, you do not work hard during work. you have the same thing in your head one thing only to take bribes from tenants for pizzas and a sobering-up station. you didn't take it. who in general? lyudmila ivanovna there are facts that he took money from tenants about everything? yes, what facts what other facts do you need? just look at him. he stands and mocks us pissing. and from impudent in general. and i don't need to be on a diet. i'm not going to get married at 42. what?
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do borscht with you. i propose to dismiss borshov. for everything, because because of people like you, there is no normal life for people. here my sister's husband is a fedol, your friend beats his son against his wife, beats him, everyone brings him up. i propose to be fired. which is better this way or that way? not to me. she brought her plovdias from riga. hello beautiful weather, isn't it? something cheerful today yes, so i was nominated for a managerial job.
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hello the owner of the house left for potatoes a long time ago. and i just saw him in the window , come on in. went underground. why do i rest in the underground, that i have no right, no, you have leningradskaya
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look, you have learned how to do it. so it means you are resting, resting, and mine says, rise to the background, talk to him, otherwise after your meeting he will completely get drunk on the conversation, they came to conduct it, just like that he came in. what do you have and no tv, no radio, no newspapers. i do not prescribe, well done no, you are great. translated and glad no one is glad people want to help you want to help. here i do not climb anyone. do you want macaroni and cheese? thanks for dinner.
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do you know what is the worst thing about borscht in you? that you are indifferent. here, i'm indifferent if i'm bad, if he's zatyukanny his wife, you are gloomy, everyone is different. so what? but i read somewhere borschts that traitors and murderers are not so terrible, because they can only betray or kill. a terrible indifferent is with their silent his consent is everything crime hmm let's go. well, why are you all attached to me, that i’m worse than others, or something, others that nikolai threw didn’t drink. think about yourself first. each person
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must first of all think about the society in which he lives, and only then about his place in this society. and with your philosophy. we won't go far . you replaced the finnish sink with a rusty sink in the fourth building. so, if the car wash isn't there tomorrow, we fired you without any philosophy. hello
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or not, let's go. here's another one, let's install tomorrow well, i'm just working at home tomorrow. thank you bye. send him some time. he's at work, goodbye. crocodile gena
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hold a friend one more time to help. faith do not scold
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me at home i have nothing to scold my business little reluctance. hello what kind of jam do you like
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cherry or strawberry any more? and there is blueberry. i cooked myself, i want to go. oh, she has honey, mother brace did not recognize leaving. and where is mom, she works as a conductor, everything will be fine. i am sure that the main thing is that the person himself be good, in principle, mistakes are always possible to correct. you love mushroom pie. you would marry me. love me. final today at 21:00 on ntv today on ntv the world
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has gone mad actors voluntarily go to jail double fee for the money. they are not so capable of under the rack, let's go moron escort, fraternize with convicts. it's just that our convicts and you cops have too much in common lately. and the thief in law becomes a policeman's office, i'll sit down to command, what is it not?
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want to? on saturday we can go sailing. we have one ushagara filter. second category in sailing i'll ask us for a ride. want to? but in the summer you can bring to go. on a hike, i saw it on tv. there is such beauty of vices. let's
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no. it's because you are funny. when a person is cheerful and joyful, he always has wrinkles around his eyes.
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we also have one girl. always in a hat. and even the wall newspaper began to write poetry on current topics about the encephalitis clip. the main thing is to take and take up the mind. yes
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to me today comes from the village. athanasius they send me to africa. there, our
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new hospital was built with a new equipment. three of us were supposed to go, she was ryabinkin's bath and i. now i don't know if i should go or not.
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maybe you'll live? i can't buy a tv. athanasius i said i can't. the son from the army comes, but what an example i will show him. and nothing, i'll apologize to me, nothing will be lost, well, let's sit down on the path. maybe i should get married or what? don't know. athanasius i don't know. man must decide his own destiny. well, wait , let's talk ran i can't. i have to get to work
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. yes, even bring things home, i forgot my hat. and i donate nothing, and i'm here for you. i wrote the address. you come to my house. just be sure to come by. better when claudia is gone. and i saw portraits on yours in general. thank you athanasius for everything, goodbye. happily
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hello hello little humpbacked horse here i am sewing a shirt for you on september 1st.
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katyusha has arrived. well, what's going on with you? did someone call you? who is the man? hello
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fellow rabbits. the girl is gone, he left.
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where is the village? potato forever. how hello hello afonya go home
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i'll give you a horse, and you give me your cap. and gas boar, wait a minute, wait a minute. sideways in a dark forest in a dark forest in a dark forest. i understand
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i ask you to dismiss your own will comma documents send borshchevka comma rent an apartment. thank you nadyusha. are you working? will we have? childhood friend hello hello, just
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in time come back yes, don't be afraid, he doesn't use department. he has an allergy, what an allergy, she bought it while fedot is smoking at fedot's, but they plowed it up and plowed it up. i'm masha pasha ivan ivanovich ready ivan ivanovich ivanov walks without pants in the morning. a ivanov must beat all his pants. hey, who ruined in vain in the city. well, nothing will heal now, then zero years to the dark forest dark forest dark. when the second year has begun.
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and i thought you knew. maybe they sent a telegram ? what didn't you get? how so? well, i 'll tell you the key. i won't
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interfere? who is this? yegor, i still don't remember? and uncle yegor, go alone. no, i'm at the moment. that's how egor arrived. well , here's your legacy. are you asking for an archive,
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or what? i took it, just in case. paper here at home savings book 87 rubles per your name is accumulated bonds your letters honor honor good. frosya herself wrote them from you. how and so he will write a throw here, he will receive and he reads to us.
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everyone, of course, understood what was happening. they just didn't show it. she loved you. loved right here. right next to the window and died. everything was waiting for you. number number, well, yes, phone number let's go to the hospital. what hospital phone number,
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tell me. and then 4? or 6 i hope the client forgot the number. forgetful nadyush try through the address table. but for me personally. thank you nadyush address quickly. bride bride yours near the monastery such a two-story house, well, what is the name of something at least you know? well, how? let the hospital try to find the first four digits 5:05.0 ekaterina i'm waiting. t
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hello yes she is not. where is she? be kind. where is she? yes thank you. she left. quiet airplane, i love you. stretch me your white branch without love, i perish caresses. i am white birch, my dear. once the wind, if it heard your
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black clouds, it is glued, attacked and in an uneven struggle. again i wanted to invent fairy tales for you crystal castle. become a magical rotten only
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in a fairy tale only in a fairy tale everything happens as you want, only in a fairy tale only in a fairy tale you sell documents, maybe a citizen.

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