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tv   Absurd  NTV  January 1, 2023 12:20pm-3:31pm MSK

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and kind to become magic only in a fairy tale , only in a fairy tale. anything can happen. as you wish, only in a fairy tale, only fairy tales, everything comes true.
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can you run away? but you can’t run away from the police , let’s go citizen. 146 on the route withered to cherepovets, passengers are asked to board. citizen let's go, well, what 's the matter? passport you are not your young man. here, look here. and now here. well, how similar and if so?
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sorry , someone called me. i thought it was you.
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who said
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the strangest boss i've ever seen pocket. and you know it's not. this jack jack convoy, then filed with you imagine. so, it happens, well then, tell me, well, it's really interesting. it was in 2020.
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boys we have found a diamond deposit.
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what are you wearing no? the convicts of the deposit have gone nuts under your nose, the diamonds have been found here, the snot has dissolved and all the money from the stones of the thieves' obshchak is gone. how to understand it? are you the wife's boss or what? i 'll remember, colonel, we are representatives of state power. people in uniform half of the profits by law, our half half of the thieves, everything should be
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fair to us the thieves decided to cancel our escape and start underground mining of pebbles, in general, and we are in the tsar's heating, so we are free from society. so we collect together, and then a little man arrives. well, as if for the products.
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this means that we have a top problem , the european union and unesco team is going to our zone to
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see how we hold convicts a parasites from unesco because it turns out that the prison building is a world cultural heritage site, the oldest stone building before our days. they are all evil, impudent, such a crocket comrade is approaching our asses. and i already figured it all out. we will clear the area of ​​convicts in 2 hours, but this is already too many souls for the next world.
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this doesn't happen, where do we get so many artists , and we don't need a lot. we will say, not about the commissions, that crime in the country has fallen sharply, so to speak, under the insurmountable onslaught of stability. there are fewer and fewer prisoners every day, but the russians don't want to break the law, like, soon we will shake hands
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the last perpetrator to talk. here. right, you understand? that's just what we don't have in the city. so this is all unnecessary nonsense, such as theaters and museums of artists, let's take it. i have already taken care of this, i have one trumpet of the burnt theater begins for these artists. marina
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, come
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here, come here. and who are we so we are we rehearsing the call?
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who for such grandmas, guys, i could not refuse, and then i picked up the phone, how to live? now that everything and the stage and dramaturgy have disappeared, how can an actor burn out to live? as rightly said by all of our beloved and put it on. thank you lord , dear. thank you dear, but the leadership has provided for everything, while our burnt temple will be restored without a trace. you have a great opportunity to earn some money, as well as replenish your acting piggy bank with experience and be the ultimate question. the general called me this morning. we have to play
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inmates of one of the siberian zones. but there is one thing involved in this project, only the male part of the team and sexism. actually, we also want to participate in the project. you must understand, this is still a male zone, you understand that there is no female contingent there. or maybe not an actress, or what? how many men? well, in the sense of children's roles, tom sawyer was played prince, look, chuck and huck belka and shooters, and we will wrap our chest with screws.
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there are guest workers in the city. you better tell me where they are now. here attract and do not be stingy nikozimovich. pay double for speed and quality, easy for you to say. and me about half a ruble and the skeleton of a mermaid. i knew you would say that. take it on expenses. he doesn't steal much. well, what, i succeed, as always? why are you whining, old escort, wolf cub, some dumb- nosed professor from the academy of sciences, and one
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more thing, the artists who will arrive tomorrow, and i definitely need to know about our affairs with you in the tunnel. yes, i understand, now you can bang. pasyuk ermine to scare mikhailov gate
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nick like that serious.
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who's out there in your mind? which? reception? what convicts are in the yard at night? go to sleep. you got too drunk again, or something, we learn to create, we create, we take steps to new impressions achieve new hopes with a plan. zhenya opening meetings, we are walking into the new year is not just a battle of korants. this is 365 new days of new important steps happy new year rubles.
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i am the winner of the competition for the best hamgoda balabol tomorrow 12:25 on ntv finished. the rest of the meat, i 'll carry the refrigerator for you. let the extremist take his feet and go. like a cat
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gingerbread sealed construction. so come on, bro, undress, i'm going to the parade ground. wow, what kind of icy something, and if anything, a reference, or what? extremist blow on the parade ground in general construction. here and so it turned out that there were three of us, well, which you didn’t get to loading. i am an experiment. wait boss, how could this be? why not bring to the polar? that's
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what i tell you all every time in the head, when loading on the heads, you need to twice the first deputy of our owner by the name of berezin , so he is generally in life. no, after which the battle will become even more comfortable and red you will have a fantastic opportunity for a free tour of endless russia
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the first stage of the master plan has entered a decisive stage eat boys for health, thank you
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these are stumps. hello, remind him about sunday, he will forget about fishing. well, let's take all our prisoners, america
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has been persuading our administration for 3 years to be allowed to pay taxes to our city budget. it’s a pity that i wouldn’t go to the states for this now . look who we warmed on our chests . this is a cosmopolitan traitor to the motherland. and who will ship the food items?
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comrade lieutenant colonel, the loading is over. pass a bunch of runes to the locomotive can i touch?
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i don’t see how your stock was loaded. this is exactly what you have around.
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hey damn who are you? grandiose
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superfinal very, very, very soon we will all know the superstar show. return parting with all the blood, germinate in it and each time forgives upstairs. we have another surprise. meet today at 21:00 on ntv anna nikolaevna
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general coffee beauty, there is a zone, but there are no convicts.
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so daisy corridor wait there? listen and this knave he is aware of diamond production. what do you think, he talks to me like that? did they deliberately stay in the zone so as not to leave the tunnel, but i didn’t think of something with ours. i only have one option.
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deep deep dive very deep dive hierarchies of relationships understand the motivation of these people, you understand, yes, yes, comrade director, so that stanislavsky does not even dare to shout out his famous i do not believe it. here i have sketched expressions such as the mouth to get acquainted with them, read these two wonderful ones.
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okay direct your crooks. thank you , petrovich, but it’s not just that your zaki will return to build me a new dacha. and the materials at the expense of the zone aha they are greasy not greasy along with sweat.
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okay, i agree look there. in my department i can't keep my criminals. i have my boss. god forbid knows. where are the boards? turn around, there will be
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nothing today and tomorrow for two weeks nothing will not be understood. and why will there not be a guarantee in the epidemic zone to leave idiotic jokes? come on, come on.
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to you, the head of the station, your train has been
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standing at the station for an hour and does not interfere with the movement of other trains. and what do you want? i need to close the road act for this i need to know where you are going. right here. this is the end point of the railway, i know. i will report to my superiors to command the squad while intoxicated. listen to me carefully. now i, by my power, will live in the city in the apartments of the families of the sexual
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movement. so why so your new owners are local cops. are you the boss under one roof? let's talk shit. i still have a car. citizen chief and how so? you were
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respected. ha ha, so i'm not of my own free will. i ordered not according to my own way. i then the convict was ordered to go. now it's my turn, so listen, the bank bus meets us. planted and taken to the zone. hello
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, near
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the baba rise nadyuk, misha luis, katyukha
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ulyana, the cattle is not fed with birds, breakfast is not ready, the uniform is not ironed, you can only sleep. well done.
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are you stunned, or what? who is svetka and not, i wonder where these reflexes come from? what is there for me at work tomorrow?
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hello anechka good morning, what are your plans for the evening? i'll be free early today. look, we're in the service of a bunch of problems, you 'll probably have to stay up late.
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police department captain pushkarev ivanovich here some drunks are buzzing right at the library porch. understood the nightstand, now we'll figure it out. 5 will answer the central here fifth. what happened? so the signal has arrived. check out the drunken brawl at the library. now let's check, hang up communication accelerator.
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e yevich, vacationers will walk forward to the department at a run. come on, get going.
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truly thank you igor did. actually, it works for us. petrovich, my wife will kill me, if i bring a convict home to live, and my wife is young, and here is a stranger in the house. you never know what, and my mother is not yet old. do you understand? it is very necessary. petrovich, let's go.
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how to get along under one roof incomprehensibly different worlds? and then petrovich understands. we are this
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wanderer does not lead us into the room for a thing. and this is that the bandit wife of her husband with a pitchfork, treated her last year, that he was constantly drinking normally?
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how do you think to distribute them among your eagles who is the most authoritative one here? well, yes, 6 convictions for theft of a professional thief in the zone was an authority. well, then, this is your guest mish, well, authority with authority will always find a common language. listen albert, i think it's better to give the driver what. term?
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you are
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trying to soar my gold into the car. and in general, what sensations can there be beyond the edge of geography? you have a head just to paint your lips and pump non-silicone. if there is no news, it must be invented, in what direction. we have n't written anything for a long time. so what about the zone, well, they’re sitting there, zaki are sitting there, not shoots, no riots, rotten, i have information that there is something incomprehensible, their zones got sick with something, but so that no one would guess, maniacs were brought in instead of convicts. in short, move to the zone.
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come back where will he sit in a barn under lock and key?
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sit quietly. don't touch anything.
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and when we fly in, don’t touch the woman, i’ll understand. shut up, we'll take out my body at night and bury it, i 'll help you. you got it. you hello
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my name is alik sveta and you are a colleague of vanya yes, what kind of colleague is this? together we served in the army until vanka transferred to the teaching staff, and you also guarded the convicts with all your natural passion. maybe he'll stay with us for a while. do you mind at all? there will be at least someone to talk to while you are at your stupid job messing around, only without fanaticism. what are you, wan, you don't think we're good? yes vanya what you and i fought together in the same cop
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against the convicts. have you forgotten how they attacked us with tanks, how i pulled you out of the field covered in blood in a millet cough. and as you said, that you will not find a friend than both. where are your things? can you imagine your son, we lost the internet in the morning. here i am trying to call the master, i ca n’t find the number in any way, i don’t need any master. now let's try to solve your problem. hello. i'm dan in passion vera ivanovna and
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where is your rotor in the corridor? denis my colleague came on an exchange from another region with us live for a while. i'll explain everything to you in the evening, everything ran. the book is very sensitive
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. so this morning, like this, near the library. yeah, some drunks settled down to drink and igor came with the cops and took them away. yes, the fight was very interesting. to the heart of a man lies through what? bogdan through what, lord, you need to feed.
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bear tamara delivered pies to him here. come let's move. thank you
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well, what kind of nonsense is this, this is verified information from a source that deserves every kind of trust. well here's what i'll tell you girl all the prisoners fell ill and died, and we drowned their bodies in a distant lake, drowned all night. they took it out and drowned it. you understand that this is nonsense. and who then walks around the zone here, everyone is alive and well. by the way, today we had a scheduled medical check-up to take a few shots, that everything is in perfect
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order with us. when did you become number one?
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thank you for being with us for 30 years of ruble megafunds . really didn't make it. some bastard did not
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have time to load the havchik. before the time the train sent there, maybe just like it, but hippo is better. you are on a salary, and we are bonded to us. it's a pity, but you are not there, ugly girls, the beach, four in a row, society has teeth of the clouds. and if a rebellion is raised, they support it. yes, you wait, now we're going to the chief, the convoy of the course about him. can you think of something there?
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madam andrei evgenievich, the situation here is such that we did not have time to load the stocks, so we need either food or money.
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well, i'm pies. i have two news for you, one is good, the other is bad. good pies, they are all irretrievably lost as a result research.
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konstantin well, you will play the six with us. ok. rehearsing from the bed you will quickly lie yourself, this is my house. you
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will sleep under it, understand?
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you’ll have a shower and you’ll have to wait 10 minutes to see if we can get to know each other, but here she can’t and always dreamed of doing it with my husband’s friend, but his absence is not in this sense, what will you tell me when i’m not around about his high moral principle.
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hello, do you have internet? it hasn't been since morning. well, denis fixed everything. so here is the same master who delved into the distribution box, and then the whole house lost the internet. what have you done to our internet? confess the infection. i didn't do anything with your internet. i just lowered the signal level on all lines to a minimum, due to
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this i increased the power of one line to the maximum so, if you don’t return now, everything is as it was, and we ourselves will lower you to a minimum, i understand, he will return.
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in vain sly, bastard too cunning.
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so from the city to the mainland you can leave only by a piece of iron. what about the next train tonight? i will ask petrovich to distribute to the cops of this herman. she will not sit down, they will take the train, it is very necessary there to be high. even i don't know where the thieves are.
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bomzhara catch hand over the money you will get, hey, what's so not polite? what, but nothing you say thank you. the most important thing in this life is politeness, if you are khan, no one will respect you. special respect should be shown to people, senior authoritative separate respect for thieves and vagabonds, i don’t hear everything clearly. and now we are
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quickly paying the price of illiteracy.
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well, well, the police we were attacked we are at the store on pushkin pyaterochka answer the central one accepting an application for you, a yellow store on pushkin, a thin robbery. they surrounded and took after the
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second street robbery. there are two victims waiting at the store. well, you overwhelmed us retreat. go.
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convicts are all lined up for a medical examination new year's holidays
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anna nikolaevna quit drinking such a hard time in the theater is a crime. i think i have expressed my opinion to you. decide for yourself either flowers in the theater or wreaths from friends of colleagues in the cemetery. the prisoner belly arrived to undergo a medical examination. nicknamed
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you forever in my heart what is your name marina marina between us, i am responsible for their health.
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do you know what it's called? i don't know anything, i'm a victim, protect my rights.
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only misha misha there are these two, the victims say that they were beaten and robbed by some bum. all hands are in tattoos, and in his mouth red teeth, what a fine fellow he is, signs of clear gray carts in a green pocket. now he will come, alive for me. i know where to look for this wild one.
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and you're the boss won't give me up, otherwise i thought that we were you duel monday let's go to me. do you bring crooks home?
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pigeons are nowhere to be found. how would i i wanted to fly away with doves from a dove to my native land , how i would like to fly away from a dove with
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doves to my native land. what do you understand? let's go, some kind of application is going to dismantle a cell tower.
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here specifically to chip everyone. the editors would not like to raise a
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panic, but we can't hide the truth either . it is our professional duty, so we decided to give a replica to the head of the local correctional colony. no banknotes. well, that's what i'll tell you, the girl got sick and died, and we drowned their deeds, yes, drowned all night, what nonsense can be? the editors do not invent or manipulate anything. this is a direct speech, then the initial colony came to his senses and tried to say that not all the prisoners died, but only a few people, but too late. now we are trying to find out. what kind of infection was so many people. if it were my will, i would be happy with this edition. i also wonder what they smoke there. yes, do n’t smoke here, you need to inject liters with it, if there are psychics who believe, there will be panic. come on, men are our citizens
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idiots like those radio sheep. with these brakes, to whom he is near the cafe, we rush for pies. here you look, in the meantime, we break through to the commercial break and the music block. what kind of nonsense on the air you asked for a sensation to get signed karina chef what else advertisers called, they say freaky news are ready to advertise under their repetitions in the afternoon evening edition on a hot topic.
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there is no society, we are going where no one knows we are worried to drag our soul to answer us. and you just give me your soul first. wet and then drunk someone else, soak, yes, we will be quiet. the word of a crook, maybe actually, well, like humanitarian aid. revealed, otherwise where we are going,
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it is not clear yet. catastrophe berezina natural squirrel to go
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where? at the next station, you need to call, nikolayevich is not allowed. then you have to explain why berezin himself cannot call him, it turns out we will hand over this devil, i agree.
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i have so much to tell you, be sure everything, tell igor, but first tell me which of your employees has three prisoners assigned to the zone, i'm just responsible for their health. you understand, of course, i understand. you are such a responsibility.
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i'll put on nothing now, it's useless. petrovich don't even think about it, all the swans have been exhausted, not one and there is no need for another. listen, there is a little man in the city, one herman stomacher, a van driver, so i need your people to find him and bring him to me. well, why do you need him? it takes a long time to explain, most likely something is on the run. i don’t remember that we had such a thing
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and not from yours. thieves will soon be a train to the ground. and zheleznyak is now slaughtering pirozhkov. now pies to him, you have already survived your face today you are a criminal and you speak beautifully, the boss misha is decent people, they share the lunch for everyone. and you take the microphone from him. kill urka. i'm not you misha, you understand, okay?
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wait, not like that, and where is he? as soon as the door was closed, igorek, you left the car for
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a minute, everything was clearly a jack for execution. why the hell did you let him go? tramp
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or do you want the whole city to know about this? at us then all together with police will survive. if you leave guests, i will give you a jacket for two weeks off and write to everyone. let's swap then. i would take jack. and i'm a scammer.
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and you night cube? guys
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continue today. where i stopped zinc yesterday. scattered. yes, so, this time it turned out, i left the carrier for my happiness, he lived in my house. and there was no shed in the apartment. meet another one, my colleague.
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i'll sleep, where's my hello
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and what's this statement is another criminal for overexposure. they led misha, as yesterday's not dangerous, that there some frail one had n't cussed yet. the barn will live for a while, don't cut off your fingers. let's move.
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son this is another one my colleague from another city of experience exchange albert anti-fraud specialist. share about work, and i have just that.
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hello petrovich, and now we burst into the hut. and there was no one there, but someone's still hot in the cup, which means they didn't go far. we darted around and looked under the bed in the closet. even the fridge looked empty. you barely guessed it? no. breakfast
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yes, what kind of dangerous job do you like? sits quietly from the house, do not go out on the balcony, do not shine. hello i already warned you about my wife.
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a lot of sweets are harmful, just what you need in your body.
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you’re a loginets, lord, 2-3 weeks, yes, and then i’ll have salts to be free, it’s not a decision. yes, to whom the salary is golima, and to whom is the bonus?
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really, and what kind of overclocking do we want to eat, we also think something yesterday ran out of money, there is no more to die.
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order number 005 top secrecy within an hour to requisition the relevant population of cows, pigs horses and surplus grain in the minsk region, we change horses and continuously advance on warsaw to pull all suspicious personalities to bring to me for interrogation, connect me with the supreme pvc. magical girls
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i've seen it several times before. everything in herman's car and drove off to a distant lake. let's go to the far since childhood, i don't understand why they call him far? maybe the closest thing to the city is igor, that you haven’t heard the version about the dinosaur. there, at the beginning of the 20th century, they saw a living dinosaur. devoured a mammoth, a dinosaur. it is clear that drunks are not seen like that. well, the lake, then far why igor because the dinosaur was
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very big, you don’t understand anything. yes? everything is very simple, a big dinosaur is always far away, so the lake cannot be close, it must be far away. our festive new year's finale of the show grandiose piggy bank of diamonds festive
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neighbor
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stand not run out of the water. it's like shut your mouth on the shore. what are you doing to kill the reptilian fish , what purpose are you interested in? information paid in front of you is a representative of the authorities, only your head, do not touch. i'm disabled man.
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you are telling me that it makes sense where to look for herman, igor, give his dog house , wait a little longer, then it will be impossible to collect fish and scatter bioresources.
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oh, familiar muzzle, why do you arrange poaching this time, where did you fail the mammoth prey ?
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where did you go crazy? we don't use the attic. what is this idea? so listen
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to the combat mission to find and deliver basins, buckets to the attic, you can use the old bath composition. well come on come on. dear citizens without surrender thank you
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. listen, tanechka so, please, i'll have 5 kilos of sugar, salt, flour and matches by sea. no, they bought everything. began lord
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alik i'm leaving until the evening i want to visit my friend. you rest food in the refrigerator. thank you vera ivan vera ivanovna can i invite one of my colleagues here? we need to discuss something in the exchange of experience service, of course, the phone is on the shelf. thank you right. you are just an angel. hello my soul, i
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missed you so much happiness, i found a great place for our date with you. i 'll be without a medical examination for the second day in half an hour.
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eyes sorry for the shed. i really didn't know you couldn't have a fire. is it true that you are computer savvy? can i send him viruses?
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he trolls me all the time. well, like me too fat ass. well , you're fierce, and we can hack the database and
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place it there, like a terrorist, come on. i understood the guys who invited me to someone from a work colleague. you i think like well let's go to you.
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nifiga a colleague, anna nikolaevna how is it? i'll take you with some convict. listen, igor . that's all. this is not at all what you think, this is absolutely not what you think, which means not a person, among other things, of many respectable qualities. i'll just keep quiet.
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maxim maksimych, only a couple more of them days in the shade. on veterok they don't learn how to dry fish. i'm in such skorresentore in the early 90s. forget you didn't hear anything.
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there are no such. i'm talking to you now. the first is to organize training camps for the personnel of the department at the recreation center, the rangefinder 2 to attract five female persons with low social responsibility to provide special services, the third to buy vodka, two boxes of cognac, two boxes of champagne, six cows, so you have five in the department where so many booze? he said fake, estimate my wife read it and now she doesn’t have me question, a claim. max need i'll place you
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for a couple of days. as if it's a step away from the cia finale tonight at 21:00 on ntv new year's eve is a time of miracles. on the first day of 2023, we are guaranteed to raffle 1 billion rubles. in total, more than 2 billion rubles are raffled off. hurry up to make a wish and shake the rabbit's paw for good luck and a new year's miracle, it will definitely happen. after all, we are playing a new year's billionaire 12:30 moscow time live on ntv
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black ears tomorrow 19:30 on ntv that the mayor is ready to personally shoot himself if nizhnyaya ruki is not paved this year movement i'm going to kill you now damn mother damn. why did you decide to bring us all under the article? oh, lord, i'll kill, what treason is just a joke. i'll have fun now i see misha you have 3 minutes.
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not according to the concepts of dua from the administration to the gums. and who with the general trunk got a job as a shakhermacher? i tried for
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you, i tried for you, in general, without me, they sat there on the crossroads of the theater with one increase. so far, we only have you, and our share for this whole scam, where only a promise said that you wanted a wheelbarrow for the general's fee, a new buy.
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at the same time, the chocolate that is going on with us is the horror of some meritorious person unfinished.
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what am i, fellow artist? i ordered nothing from the authorities. how long is this? how will they order?
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how beautifully they sing in a spiritual theater, or what? is someone driving? what theater of convicts are being brought? maybe from the river? comrade
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colonel the situation is not good, there is no food at all, stop speaking in plain text, you will recognize it. and who is this? petrovich instructed
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to find a type on the run, so it is necessary to set up an ambush, near his house. don't say he's there does not appear, but you he also thinks so, that we think so to take something. is there any sense in this?
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stop, stop, it's not free, it's right, every work must be paid. naturally, but you are my dear. can i order i got drunk, i'm drunk. stop pushing non-citizens, police comrades. put in order, i'll dial. i am the first second. so get out the paper and make a playlist. all wishes will be taken into account. now we will quickly collect money for the sacrifice. order on the fight against corruption manifestations
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in order to combat the captain's manifestation in the system of forces of orders to exchange between employees in the sinus of all zones of the russian federation from the previous composition, leave the head of the zone to the head of the involved medical workers, the deadline for execution is 12 hours. what does that mean, ours are going to the krasnoyarsk territory, the escorts from there are going here. and how do we explain the new to the guards, drop the real one. well, if you calmly and think, then nothing terrible happened.
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well, what did you eat from the belly? well, if he says such a thing, he’s belly himself, then he’s definitely eaten, and now training, what, well, in the sense of a rehearsal. we share by votes, i did not understand the coach. well, i mean the conductor. you know how, don't worry, for seven years the musicians wanted me to become a musician, but i was lucky to become a lieutenant. so get ready. well, let's start drinking.
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we definitely take a sexy maniac. where is this? in the forbidden
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girl salon, we saved your life from this maniac.
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and you will tell me your secrets for this, yes, girl, yes, what kind of secrets can the police have? we are generally ordinary peps, the road is high, far from the authorities. and how about mass extinction of convicts in the zone, why shouldn't it die? exactly from what? mom dug it up and got infected with an ancient virus. x
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detained pro explosion no pro explosion. maybe they're lying, do you remember something bunkovo ​​outside the city today ? everything worked out for me. it was they who deliberately dug a grave for the dead with an explosion. you and i are going to a distant lake tomorrow, we will conduct an investigation there as a journalist.
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so it was herman or not? but you
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will find out this, after lunch i didn’t cancel everything, i ’ll tell you later.
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the chief will speak. what shall we continue? start, i'll hold on to what i stopped by this demon, which the germans lost each other is not confirmed, because not the explosives that jammed the fish were also very
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upset. in this case, means that the next time in the far lake of his own room. if you know where herman is and you don't say, not only the cops will ask you eyes. look at me, shake the air over me, my ears began to receive. yes, i really don’t know where he got into the room, because he wanted to cut the tv set in the morning. they threw it off for 2 liters would be enough. but herman is still missing. why should he? i don't know. you
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will fall again. agree. in the yard yes, i think it's useless to sit in an ambush. the stump of half the district was clear, if anyone was going to herman at night, it definitely wouldn’t work. let's go home and sleep, but according to the new scheme, valet, you go with our vanka, you take
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a computer pest. but a swindler to me. another criminal from your bullpen . i'm going to be very upset. and we have taiga around here. i'll just say. alik the bear pulled
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misha yes, why are you all we are all in the same boat misha we are all our own and i don’t upset my own, but vanka and igorka you brought in from scratch. they just misunderstood me. ok. let's. for all this to end soon.
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svetik and this is me, i understand, your next colleague. hello and judging by age. he was your son of the regiment, right? let's go to the kitchen.
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you probably have a lot of interesting stories that you but not without this seagull with pleasure.
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colonel for cars well
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, take them off evenly. here they are all ghouls and, please, buried the bones of the unfortunate infected prisoners. somehow they are healthy. it looks like it's true no infection. no one has died in the zone.
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we are with you the plot. i’m completely crazy about what kind of zombies, where will we get them, if they simply don’t exist, bogdanchik. be goats. you to me the main thing is to ensure the quality of your video. yes, that's all. the entire internet is ours. what are we convicts with a ride? how will it end again?
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this is what people are kidding, or what? no, van estimate, we have posted on the internet who karina is a three-legged journalist, damn it, health officials are increasingly recording cases of exposure of residents of ensk to 5g towers the third day they continue to record more and more new cases of a mysterious disease in our city. however, the editorial staff managed to collect information about the symptoms of this disease by assigning the promotion of a hallucination of increased aggression and a constant voice. the zero patient was a political sergeant who ate mammoth meat , this sergeant managed to bite five more police officers, and now they are all too much. similar to the symptoms of the zombie virus i'm like 10 moron movies on this topic, so
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savvy right so i see the future in you take the leaders of the resistance. now i will move my story. there was a case, i did not understand anything , i want to help society so much.
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hey study now let's do good morning. forgive me, please, could you
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buy alcohol and more sweets for our small company, well, there are all kinds of sweets and cookies right here, just 500 rubles on top of yours, which is not enough, but i will add another 300. hello
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, we carefully look around and check with the orientation for herman festive but
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first
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herman i'll look at this herman, dear.
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well, start digging in. what is a machine gun? she had a right flank gun on the left horse off-
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center a naked nurse towards me. the napoleon of destiny agrees. okay let's get out of here. head you will achieve prey black
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crow, then you are prey. let's get a black crow, what are you a cat? what did you sing? yours so much or maybe something funny? well there are funny scenes or that the moment is funny to show funny in russia folk song more and more not about laughter.
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well, what, you can remember to diversify, so to speak, the repertoire? it just takes time to rehearse again. i look with you,
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they dismissed you completely. violation of the regime violation i warn you once and for all the violation of the regime of application will be, even if you all have to try the punishment cell. so you're saying you don't know where herman has gone?
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i squeezed her room, nothing. along the way , our herman jumped off. so, we remain in the city we would solve situations, who needs to be stabbed, who has the right, he walks. as for the camp, i think that one of us should go there without a stage for tom stopudovo, for our topic they hardly know.
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you need to look for jacks, let him answer. i'm sure a zombie can only act at the dna level. how does a bite transfer dna through the blood? happens attentively petrovich come to the department urgently, we are close 2 minutes lights out.
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misha, who is this?
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petrovich on top of petrovich again wake up nightmare dreamed like convicts in the car crew with me.
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petrovich
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we're not there either. you work according to hermann and faster faster, he is urgently needed. i completely forgot one more special task for you. so you need to blow to the local journalists so that they stop broadcasting this chariot about the zombie infection of dead convicts on the air. or maybe them by the scruff of the neck and into the camera. well, you're crazy. are you just staring at me with cabbage? superstar final today at 21:00 on ntv new
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year's eve is a time of miracles, on the first day of 2023 we are guaranteed to play 1 billion. in total , more than 2 billion rubles are played. hurry up to make a wish and shake the rabbit's paw for good luck and the new year's miracle will definitely happen. after all, we are playing a new year's billionaire 12:30 moscow time live on ntv policeman to our employees on the basis of
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no need to admit, i understand everything. pray we don't come back. signed up irina come on , the next story is that the cops are trying to hide the truth of the situation with threats.
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forward oh listen, what not to do with this at all with these pieces of wood and pieces of iron.
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we have them, of course, with a distance, but somehow they are not evil and not greyhounds. so they don't want to work. well, if they don't want to, let them work. and don't think
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follow the instructions of the authorities truncated exactly everything, well, despite the pressure from the power structures. we consider it our professional duty to bring to the attention of citizens the following editorial information has become. it is known that the policemen blew up the railway bridge, the only thread connecting us with the mainland, friends. we are thrown one on one in the spare epidemic. there is nowhere to wait for help. devour i'm going to be sick of this now and eat. the fact that you are welcome is so direct picnic in the open air beauty for a picnic is still necessary. kebab guitar bonfire beautiful women in the company, what else is needed in order to meet nature
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alone, but how, exactly, how? for now, just wait at the house and think.
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good for you. marish's husband is a director, the lover of the first handsome man, in the theater it was good in the wild, but here they are sitting in the same cell, sorting out the relationship, and i'm with you right there in a circle of cutting and sewing. well, at least some kind of comfort i can’t imagine how convicts live here for years. you can not live in the same room with everyone, how do you not understand this?
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