it was back in those distant times when love was spoken, in a whisper friendship was tested for years about sex and there were no goods at all, like goods in the store. on the other hand, the new year was the most important holiday - the task of meeting it as worthy as possible. soviet people. he decided, regardless of any obstacles, after

the film beware of the car, everyone began to call dad kesha, like every contemporary of innokenty smogtunovsky. dad dreamed of having a son, planting a tree and becoming famous, because the tree of fame did not develop. dad decided to start produce. of course, i needed a woman for this. she was supposed to enter his life today on the eve of the new year, which took place in an era of commodity shortages, and this is partly a detective story.

the front doors are missing wrote. you get him caught, then eat one identikit the whole wire from you. and this is every dad's third garage in a week pisarevich. yes , it's understandable. and why did you kick the cars out of the garage , and on the donbay here you destroyed all traces. yes, i’ve been talking since the morning and found out

it wasn’t ten yet. in the morning, vanechka on the christmas tree lead, and here. the girls didn’t have a christmas tree so when the bus, why didn’t you go? so i waited another 2 hours for you to add something here that it’s not a day for a new theft. everything has already gone crazy, and you keep writing. he's going crazy for another six months . it would be better to organize a watch. start here, basically so did the post valuable examples. yes please pay attention. yours please. why was the car thrown out? how sixty-ninth 45

minutes? aunt nina kept her uncle arkady's husband in a black body. but that didn't stop him from leading an intense personal life to the fullest. mysterious adventures.

hello, i was just about to. no you me, if you don't stop pulling, i won't finish until the evening. me not. pushkin where did you call? so what? what time will he be today? why so late the old new year to spend this business of minutes begins with light steam. so come on, go for the call and start up exactly at 9:00. he will be here. moscow

how exactly 15-15? i won't give you the keys today.

arkasha's fiancee is coming to me. i'm your friend, but now it's your turn to take marina to the cinema to show the city. of course we will. but i don't understand until ten.

arrives before 10 will not be in any way. why because they paint the second number. and that as if there is no feeling, it would be necessary to send it to check. maybe there are some contacts rusted bride no legs. it's like your olivier, you know, you first need to taste it.

you know what kish told me in our cooperative there was a robbery tonight. that it works out. this parasite got to us in this way. that's because i immediately said that this business would not end just like that.

the entire garage is covered in oil. well, where are you the beautiful one will go, you will get dirty. you will smell like you, then you will go to the table. you sit down. yes , you speak correctly arkady. moreover, i have jelly there, which means, and then you take a jar of cucumbers in the garage.

it's me. look, i wanted to go shopping. and how long do you have to wait? kitty? i'm afraid not before the family. if i don't bury the pipes before evening, the city committee will bury me. well , you take care of yourself on the sidewalks do not go. i called again, i'm so gathered.

have a seat. from which nimble everything is clear, or do you need to explain? new year, comrades, is canceled for you personally. i i say fomenko correctly and what should i immediately

bury from tolstoy mayakovsky and everything on the sidewalks. already over. and the jelly at home did not forget to salt. joke so you love? -20 is good. mind, what does everything mean?

what kind of person?

hello let's go. the citizen simply

loves to work on holidays. i don't want you to sleep in my bed or punch me in the nose and catch a bad guy or two in the meantime. let's save, i'm the first, you're the second bim today at 19:30 on ntv that's right, comrade general. idiot, comrade general comrade general i undertake i understand with the advancing. where shove? another

job , son, i, as a native, ask you that until midnight papa sit behind bars, and the general has a radio tape recorder. we pass

oh and you couldn’t think of anything better than the townspeople. i told you i don't like it here. just an hour ago he said that the apartment is occupied. so, what is pure water impatient for me, you know, new year new year. well, you wait, well, in the summer, when it's warm, well, it's cold , you'll shave your dog's mustache. well, what kind of blinks do you

like, but what kind of romance will i start with you. remember our first time. yeah you got me called to celebrate the new year. you see, i dressed up like a holiday. oh yes, you were not mistaken in order to celebrate the new year. we all have cognac, chocolate, beautiful, radio music. turn on the lighthouse. yes, you offend. i got my real dream. did you find it now?

new year means holiday. i instantly

thank you doctor. and when to heal for a wedding, my dear, before the wedding, like all normal

people? here another broken one was brought. yes? what 's going on, today someone dug up the whole city. did he tell you? that asphalt is laid without fail in the summer and dry weather in college.

well, stand up, let's rake a bunch faster. you can work that the new year. here you want to celebrate quickly, guys. come on, let's work as much as it fell on hello, they covered it with snow .

we've got organized. first winner. take an example mikhail sergeevich i believed in you and your team. happy new year.

oops, what did i forget? this is thanks to you. somehow. we haven't signed up to donate this yet. don't you want to? try on now just somehow before the wedding yet in the light. and that you i really liked your gift he

wonderful person, progressive look. and i, according to your letters and and uh, was afraid to go to you. you understand them, in principle, such a trifle, you understand? it turns out that everything is me. i completely forgot. i have also prepared a gift for you. here, take it, and i'll keep it. you open. it's just you, you'll one day get the nobel prize, and there you definitely need to come to the butterflies.

head physician very pleasant pleasant to him. why did you excavate the city? do you know what's going on with people? wait for the exit. you are not so question. bet. we carry out the plan i have divs ends and bandages. and our year is coming to an end. yes the year is ending its just nothing left. and the streets. in yes, i have nowhere to put the sick, by the way, tension. by the way, what is your address? factory family what? we don’t have it at zavodskaya. we don’t have time to dig up according to the schedule only after the new year . nikolai petrovich, what are you talking about? and you understand that i have a madhouse with fractures. what if your wife goes to the store now and falls into a hole and breaks her leg? yes, what do you allow yourself with me? my wife doesn't go shopping just before the new year. she one serious person. they are

some kind of slut. yes, what kind of arkashenka, i forgot, you asked for ninochka to take the cucumbers were broken. oh, what a neat woman i am, or maybe take some tomatoes for ninochka. and arkash, oh, they crashed. well, why am i not so careful, this is a woman, arkash. maybe i can take lightly salted cucumbers for her? you will do, and what a careless woman of hers, how will it be good for us at the table, how will it fit? that's right, we are waiting, comrade major. there is a shot of air to take the end alive. communication lieutenant, or maybe it's

in addition, the stove, turn it on and it’s supposed to. in an ambush , we will start the car, we will give ourselves away and the garage dad will leave. fool, or what, new year's eve to work? he knows that we are looking for him, or i think that we are fools, instead of looking for him, we meet the new year with a bite to eat. how jelly

you soon another 5 minutes?

phone mouth melts snow all that was a blizzard, house my blood and be silent and say, by chance you are my you are my boyfriend, you are not my pair of fire creates

the last day. star supershow today at 22:23 on ntv

well, who is from which ward of the shaggy ward? i'm actually not shaggy and the seventh chamber vasily ryumin. they just put a broken one on my bed. so now without a place, nothing can stand. so remember vasily charity. this is an ingenious invention of a rotten bourgeois society, to which it covers its

parasitic essence. ah. this is a deception of honest and decent citizens with a goal to agree there. carefully, the doctor's man call the phone to call, it is necessary, of course, of course.

i closed marina in the garage, what did we do there. what are you, a fool, or what, at all? and i'm a bottle of brandy smashed for a vial, in a deli, ran so, in short, kesha blow to me in traumatology, pick up the keys and go to the garage, wait. we now let's now at least an hour and on candy why are you cutting your best friend without a knife. and kesha, you and i are like brothers, but she will freeze there in an hour. can you imagine what will happen if a ninka finds out. i can't, but i really can't. i've

been waiting for this day for so long. well, nothing. another half an hour. you'll wait like a man. i understand you, but kesha thank you for your attention. don't need don't need go to the hospital. you have a garage 3 minutes walk, take some tool 3 minutes to the garage, 3 minutes back breaks down. i was going to put in a new one anyway. so you will save marina. thanks for understanding. and you’ll take the keys and the radio tape recorder, take it scary with this dad, and grab a jar, cucumbers, zucchini, no, zucchini, you don’t need cucumbers. that the neighboring garage was bombed, the police came and i'm kind of a witness here. in general , wait a minute, act kesha, i beg you. i'm

already leaving. no, tick, don't come out, ticks, don't go, why do i have a surprise for you. uh, five maximum six in six and a half minutes, i'll come, just don't go out, otherwise there won't be any surprises.

i will wash, ildar is stiff. okay, from the exception is ready. i'm ready.

comrade lieutenant, it seems that someone was shouting. it's your nerves screaming, comrades. and you say new year.

ah, ah,

save nikolai petrovich at eight o'clock. i wouldn't bury the new year here . phone in the waiting room hands up

and what are we doing here, and this is what we have what such a tool is a tool, let go home, we really didn’t do anything like that here. it's just that my friend arkasha locked marina in the garage, and the bride came to me. and where is our tatuirovochka and what kind of tatuirovochka is the one that you tried to whistle garage dad, you confess to

stages, comrade policeman. i'm not a dad yet. and in general, it’s true that a friend asked me to help with marina, we’ll figure it out in the department , sing them where they aren’t? no. marina so, comrades to wait

send to the hospital. end

of communication hear it behind you. dad wasn't scared, dad wasn't even hurt, dad was it's a shame, to tears it's a shame for a broken life for lost hopes for the impossibility of personal happiness, knowing my mother. of course, i understand that she would forgive him for everything, but then my father seriously and forever said goodbye to his family happiness and to my mother. forgive me galya forgive me. and goodbye.

help not your idle joys, not

words, fornication, not debauchery, to hide the pointless result of one spiritual chamber of old age. no of course, i am a doctor hoping that not bad is my true passion. this is the poetry of the flight of rhyme. that's true freedom. let's go for freedom. do you have an order from our militia, comrade doctor? where? and you have an assignment for your wife. let's have cabbage soup. yes, even if the general himself calls to decide whom and in what order we will operate the devils themselves, what in general, i would not be

able to teach like that. the first rule of our profession is not to allow outsiders to tell doctors. what are you looking at me like that? to save these unfortunates.

arcadia in the garage i head to something she's clipping. why? galya kesha a decent person without bad habits, but weak-willed all the time about my arkady by accident not for geologists i sympathize hard to write. the safest place for a man

maybe it's very convenient, isn't it more convenient at home? at home, drink galya, i'm already worried about your marriage, and i'm worried about kesha, listen to the wrong approach, galina, i'll call you back. i'm calling you. we were in the garage, you noticed the doors. i think she will learn.

so, citizen, come on, stop threatening employees during the performance of nerva nerves need to be treated, and your husband and i need to talk. he is now where, where in the garage so vozhe garage, after all, they opened a gang of a garage for well done.

wait. what do you mean a woman has her own secrets? marina has no secrets from me. well , call the morgue? where else?

we are doing a big job, sergeant big, so you say you saw it in this business. yes, there is a lot of everything and a terrible mess. it is important. new circumstances have emerged. so exactly the information

. so here it is. this is me in the garage. hello arkady petrovich it seems to me that

we need to meet. next this is the next i have an operational task hold the task of major alexander

semyonovich help. i won't give you a hand. not what the right to command here. you are not a citizen here and you are overreacting. what are you doing to me. you see it behind the door there already come on, come on, let's go . i am not guilty. let me go doctor. oh, let me go now in a puddle, but i don't need it, you need a cast. call the doctor first. it's a matter of life, what happened to me until the morning.

we can start. you have to do it, do n't worry.

hello tell me, please, don't tell me guseva didn't come to you marina they hung up the phone, they don't know. where to now? you have to call the morgue. no, you can first of course the police.

on duty in the city senior sergeant fierce listens hello hello. this is nikolai petrovich gusev, head of the repair and construction department. my wife has left. i sympathize with the store. she left. well, you know, and disappeared with the ends. help please, so you're talking about a criminal group. so it's true that the owner is the owner of the garage . there, in the hospital. lieutenant, why are you still here? look, i finally demand that you start

looking for her. well, the man is gone. you calm down women. sometimes he leaves us and goes to the store. and to other men yes dictate the surname marina petrovna 32 years missing today? to the hospital not in vain we work

and the criminal was caught and the man was already helped to find him by the general. let him recognize the little thing, we will make him a gift for the new year. holidays are all relaxing.

clean foods no harmful additives with the new boyko you with a new deck with a new blender. meet the new year holidays with ozon discounts up to 40% on beauty products, hygiene and home care and up to 65% discounts on children's playtown toys, it was he who turned the dream of ideal sark in reality, whom they tried to imitate, well, who remained inimitable cheese? namely, he is with welson. you can fall asleep in 20 minutes walson lovers sleep back. hmm looks great.

the main reformer of the national history only on ntv i like the full version of the film offline and look at our victory, which collected the biggest scythe in the box office for the history of documentary films of their death against peter i the last tsar and the first

emperor the distance of our fatherland, the old new year at 19:20 big premiere on ntv and why tell me, he turns us ntp, a wind of smoke flies his head, yours sits in the

same orbit. children who see the heart and sing with their soul international charity festival white cane january 6 at 10:20 on ntv this is a couple. let's look at all versions. you are my partner. i have to respect just loves to work on holidays, because on holidays you can eat delicious food.

the police are there again. let go of panic. police that the police of the swedes?

witnesses, and here are witnesses, come in, rejoice that those who have not suffered so much, what is happening here justice before you is a criminal community, referred to in operational reports as a gang of garage dad. and here is dad himself, i will be dad to you, a criminal face, no one gave a word, you will inject yourself when i say under the protocols clearly, as a particularly dangerous criminal, and these are his accomplices. so further on , no one will come out with a problem with the limbs. please submit your documents. and while

he is warm, we will gut him, like a new year's bunny, a rarity of frost. well , at least a little well, at least a penny what happened why because your rsu is all the city unearthed his own wife, caught another six months with a trap. so it's you, nikolai petrovich. i have a year's supply of gypsum for you . that's who the criminal is, who needs to be arrested, in general, thanks to two

recidivists, four hooligans and six or less. why do you have men lying next to women? moreover, with married women, by the way, and how should they lay hereditary events, should they lie separately? at what events does the husband mean? well, cat, forgive me, for god's sake. and who is this? these are strangers to us. but not guessed it. these are not outsiders. these are garage bandits, a gang that terrorizes the entire city. then why is my wife lying next to these bandits of yours, but because your wife is their more berry young man. please choose defeat. why are you silent, kitty? what bandits? well, what ball? come

on. and what were your accomplices doing at night in your garage with a lockpicking tool, huh? cache cracker write down. finished the game, i told you, they won’t bring good to the garage, we run, i write garages to good, that they won’t bring good. mimic not mimic, and write down for the record. inform who you are, come to the suspect already

said, this is my husband. why did you tell me you were in the hospital? he said the car was being repaired. he needs help. i do not know how you judge, and we have doctors.

nina okay, that's it. write down, i demand that they immediately explain to me what you suspect my wife of.

we're coming, little darling, we're coming, we're coming. here you better galya, i'm not galya, my name is alexander semyonovich, i'm glad that you have a better doctor. i need to call. i need to call. this is a matter of life and death. please call. thank you she doesn’t fit,

keep a glass of support yes, hide from these satraps for now, even though the new year is humanly for health. the picture is clear, an experienced burglar of a major recidivist named garage dad, whom we will soon tear out of the chain of cotton medicine , hacked dozens of garages, in which he himself admits the loot he kept in the garage of his accomplice, so to speak,

a childhood friend. you recognize a warehouse there. well, as a warehouse for a couple of parts, as any garage recognizes, wait. and what does my wife have to do with it? that's a good question. marina sergeevna. can you tell us what you were doing there? cat, please tell me i hit you see, she has a head injury, she needs a doctor well, maybe you remember what they did there. police exits a relative to localize in the

corridor when trying to shoot bex police jokes do not understand what happened consciousness. i need to go out for a minute. sorry, now

there is. that's exactly what a lawyer has been doing lately . we are not interested, but we should be interested, just in case there are no places. holidays all rest keeps order.

on new year's holidays and even after 8:20 on ntv new year with new series on weekdays at 20:00 on ntv with a new like to you happy new year. with a new blender. meet the new year holidays with ozon italian coffee beans corara for 849 rubles. and a polaris humidifier for 3.99 rubles. cherkizova. imagine that we will be for dinner. today. i'm ready and natural spices are impossible to resist.

sovcombank in a branch and online at 9% per annum, another part-time job 2 after two part-time jobs avito well, a very large selection of vacancies you can fall asleep in 20 minutes wellsen sleep lovers burger king delivers papa papa on tuesday. from january 9 at 20:00. hooray! hurray

for the new year holidays on ntv, there was a stir, right fun murder contains ten drunken picks out fervently. well, my countries of the dead, what will please the servant of god, here are the jokes, they began with jokes and jokes. have us, like execution on tuesdays. today is friday, the schedule has shifted. behind her balabin in a different way does not happen all the new year holidays and even after today 12:25 on ntv with all the

bim art space today at 19:30 on ntv i am svetlana reshetneva, the author of resistant wheat varieties and a participant in the russian bread project, and this is the moment when i decided who i want to become my father experimented with varieties of apples, and my interest in science. cultivate an interest in science from childhood a decade of science and technology on the science of the russian federation new year's holidays on ntv top ten drunken pick fervently the

dead. what will please the slave and the jokes today is friday? 25 on ntv you're crazy, listen kitty, this is the only way out. i'm just really hard imagine that a woman like you had some kind of romantic relationship with this disgusting type, by the way, an engineer is now all engineers, shut up. and listen to what smart people say, because if it's right to consult. so no robberies. you were engaged in debauchery in the garage, period, because such people are judged so nag. it will be printed and dishonored, this is a maximum of 3 days of shame

and everything will be forgotten. yes, i will not engage in debauchery with him. vasily, this is only implied. i mean like this to say. look at her, yeah, look at her us picky prison shines. she fingering will not will. silly public. you decide to lie down, like a pretty one. no, well, it heals. of course you can. but not right away, so i ask you, please, see that the citizens we stand on the path of repentance, so to speak, the new year with a clear conscience roll into the abyss. and we decided to confess everything. eh, write down sincerely, please. first, we will interview the defendants in the case, then the victims. and then outsiders, wait, i'm not an outsider. i am the victim and i and she and i

spoke with nina gavril, most importantly the victims. yes, uh, please. enter, please, in the protocol, so my wife marina sergeevna she is not a bandit. she's just a slutty woman. yes, yes, in the literal and figurative sense of the word. yes, and i use my employment at work. she had an affair with this disgusting man. evil love. and what about a goat? i continue i continue, well, since the city we have comrade policemen. as you know , small and therefore they chose for their, so to speak, rendezvous places. cooperative garage i do not have time to insulate the garage. a how do i know, insulated so quiet. go on citizen. fine. i continue. i continue that i must continue there,

yes, yes, so i continue. and as i think in this garage a quarrel broke out between them, yes, during which they realized, they realized, they realized this whole depth of their fall. so they fled and then ended up here with numerous fractures. here's to the hospital. confirm the words of your husband. but yes i confirm of course and you admit that we admit that we are the lover of this lady, but i want to say, please note in protocol directly write down that the initiator of this debauchery was. she's in the face. everything is visible, you know that let's not get stuck, after all, on the faces. we, that, the main thing are our comrades. the main thing is to understand now that they are not a ball or what kind of mishanka they are just uh, immoral individuals immoral individuals, which, unfortunately, are still found in our society, but i promise you, i didn’t say anything, i did

n’t tell us we promise that we we will show our spouses to the fullest extent, well, without trial or investigation. well, the future. here comrades send awareness santa claus is already on the threshold. it's true that we have bandits in our neighborhood. this is where the police shot peppa podkipeksu, and they brought here as a bait to free them. of course, only now you will be punished and the investigation is the task of deliberately false testimony. sergeevna tell us how long ago your fall into the abyss began, you know, this

abyss began in the fall, when i went to refresher courses, well, marina yearned for male affection. in general, the picture is correct, and now i have everything it is very clear he has such a vertetail in every garage cooperative so i will ask you, and she is my wife, not what you say. and in general, to be honest, comrade lieutenant. we still need to find out who was the initiator of this debauchery, maybe he did it . you know, she was walking, and he enough of her and dragged her. you know how my wife is, trusting. i tell her all the time, marina should never be trusted by people, but no, they do. what constipation, how often did you meet in the

garage? hmm phew friday? but really right again no. this is our day, until friday the marcade comes at midnight telling me about some of these candles carburetors. and it 's friday for me too. it's a hard day for us to sort out flights at work and au marina . we need to learn at the hairdresser's, quickly. speak, well done and yet look sergeevna how long ago did your garage relationship begin, look, marina, i ask you, please, tell me how you feel. well, if you want, i 'll close it. well, you see, he does not believe. are you silent? it concerns you too, tell me. well, i met her in may. spring, it means that warmly the buds have blossomed during the day. what wednesday, tuesday? well, what are you listening to? i told you, it's friday, so i'm going. i'm standing at the bus stop from work woman. a taxi

is trying to catch, such a bright one. well, i mean in the red cape. well, i'm crying, i bought it in bulgaria, which means i slowed down in the car. what's the difference once they immediately sat down because it 's good, we sat down and then immediately went to the garage. i didn't know where he was taking me. it was just that day that i decided to start a new life. well , let's say that we went to the garage. no first he started courting. uh, there, uh, he told jokes, joked noodles on this, we know how to hang

marinochka, told us how he saved the commander in the army, yes, he told. you know, he told all my girlfriends, do not be distracted by the investigation with extraneous conversations. and what happened next? who, for example, initiated the depravity? i am the initiator of debauchery. and that he bought a bottle. that's just semi-sweet champagne, if you mix it all up, then everything happens on a voluntary basis and offered to go to a friend's apartment. about how and where should i take? clearly not. it's clear. and you tell sergeevna what you experienced when the defendants offered you to enter into a criminal relationship with him. i protest my heart is sick. i just want to understand and hear when they tell us how they felt ashamed of you, we were not ashamed. and in general, this is a matter of what. what is a

perepal? they say dad escaped the state of emergency, how did he escape? and how do i know where he went? one two three i'm a doctor, not a nanny 4 5 6. you see what 's going on with us lost in the crowd, and escape is also a confession. you have us on it and so already higher roofs are simple. hat coat

yes, he is not dad, he is kesha yes, how much can you, right? i'm explaining to you, we took the keys from kesha's apartment, and today kesha's bride arrived. well, we went to the garage. then i went to the grocery store, ran into the pit. and when he woke up, it was kesha and asked her to unlock it with a tool. and you've been sitting in the garage all this time. and, of course, you can describe in detail what he has there and how in detail. there are all sorts of these, like the doors of the car are presented to the wall. uh, all sorts of shelves on the shelves, that and on the shelves of the jar , jars with my canned food, and without prompts no way. yes? there are no more cans. i

beat them all with anger, well, 3 hours to sit in the garage. excuse me, i myself would wait 3 hours , you know, lieutenant. just like that with their hands and beat them right with their hands and they beat and then almost interrupted kesha turned over. well lieutenant, do you believe now? almost tell me, and in your garage, by chance, there are no stolen things there. well, i don’t know a radio tape recorder, imported, for example. there is only she is not craned, right? answer the question.

on a business trip, well, you tell him ah? what else is there? finish with the disabled. we caught the real accomplice of the garage dad split that today dad opens a couple more garages in the cooperative. take

comrades important information, especially for suspects. in general, the error came out. so everyone is free and happy new year sorry happy new year

galya galya galya forgive me, please, i will leave you, and i love you very much. comrades do not be

bored, and you know, if we have a kid , we decided to name nikolaev character. she says, now sugar is the hardest for nikolai.

you need to ask my nikolai petrovich what's in drove the garage? well, i don't think the garage is the right place for nikolai, that's right , girl. a? where is the mosquito? well, where where on the table? of course, where else on mine? how are you good good. that's for sure. now, if it weren’t for your pits to open champagne, 5 minutes left, come on kolya girls, yes champagne my dad knew that the main thing in life is not to lose friends, and you can’t rush in love, so when katya and nina and then nikolai petrovich and marina first divorced, and then saved. he

didn't say anything. what to say if they they themselves began to visit each other, please. begins. and this is me already a watermelon light, life will turn me around, but that's a completely different story. thank you

okay? excuse me please, i have a great vacancy for you. and while you are leaving for the ship, you need to urgently exit. tomorrow kalinina masha oh my god works as a nurse woke up, roll over on your stomach. i

feel sorry for everyone. good, you should know one thing, that this is a fleet and here everyone knows everything about everyone. hello