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experts remind that the majority of forest fires occur due to the fault of man.
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ball number 19
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mom, mom, i think i guessed right, i would lose, win, damn it. egor creed and i indicated all the numbers. ai
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ha ha ha, i am a figure, damn it, and if you win, you run away. yes, if i share, no, i'm not hinting at anything. yegor what are you, when you don't want to? i see what you're implying. you donated, didn't you? and i need money your masters rush not hints, we don’t need to tilt there, as i join, quietly. i have six fire hazardous areas and i need to grab all the equipment now in other areas is busy. will have to wait. yes, as it should. for the time being, preventive measures to strengthen the entrance to the forest are limited, but i can’t put a cordon on each edge of the forest. people still go to the forest, in general, attract the public . here in dergunov, a voluntary
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fire brigade was organized by men who have already eliminated six fires. with us, something voluntary can only be organized by force. well, you need to regulate. and we are the ones who agree to the winter with firewood we will provide. i tell you again, the old pennies are today's hands. so what? come on, here, nasyr, let's count the cheese a kilo costs 3 rubles. and yes, it was earlier. and now it costs 300 rubles. so come on, changing the 75th year of pork, how much we had 220 correctly, we will count only after me pork 220 was a pen,
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please, here's an old penny, than it is now equal. it's not to tell anyone. i'm not the situation. volunteer fire brigade. and what to do, matveyevich, please put out no? control the territory to make a fire, but how much do i get for joining a friend? well, well, we will provide herbs with firewood for the winter. come on, sign me up guys. i hope for you, aha agitate. okay, sure, look. oh. well, here's nature for you, the weather, the trees grow, the air, the beauty, in general,
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the birds sing for you together in nature . we got out with our work. well, of course he will shoot, but first you like barbecue, well done. now the people, and want to someone else's good. in general, when you come to the city , banks take money to the bank. put money in
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with myself. try that i'm small, is that enough? come on, mom, enough, let's sit down.
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so what, and my surname khalilov is a good surname, an excellent surname and i do not need this force. i have mine. got it. i understood everything, comrade deputy head of the regional traffic police get out of here. hey
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citizen khalilov has amassed problems you have committed. an administrative offense is provided for by article 832 of the administrative code of the russian federation, do you know where? fire mode you have to leave get ready and hurry. please protocol. you're going to jail for illegal possession.
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we don’t need someone else’s garbage in the forest, please pack up. 50 million is a very large sum
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of money. and where are you going to spend your winnings, you have already decided to print the money and i want to offer to take a photo. as for it's dangerous for one, if anything happens to the bank, you will only have 700,000 insured. it's better to put it on several accounts. and don't worry, this is a layout for our photo with you. let's cash smile.
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i'm just like in the snow you will find. where? what's the difference, let's go, look
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so beautiful. look at this. and you can do this without a
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belt, of course, i don’t understand, i’ll go for a walk.
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don't boil. i have your whole store now, i ’ll buy it here. are you on the train? i'm out and have dinner. i won't be with you. some freaks relaxed.
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works as a forester. are you deaf or what? teeth surname, huh? in general, this information should be on my desk tomorrow. everyone, let's go. we’ve arrived
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where can i go in this now, yes, there’s mom, now we can go wherever you want , even pugacheva to the new year’s light bought. you are my own. wow, the jacket
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is called, she wears it like that all the time in her life. yes, vasya a ticket in a pack is too late for you to marry. it would not hurt, of course, well, what would need to be washed in a day. so he went to sleep. valyusha as they say morning is wiser than evening
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what is the money to waste on these ruins. here, soon, in general, everything will slowly be covered with a pelvis about talking about your home like this, it’s money that hit you in the head. give here already, what is there to write about you here. now wait, yeah, look at yegor and matveyevich entered the top 100 richest people in the bryansk region. read, well, maybe you got rich. so maybe you will donate for the benefit of the small motherland
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, which in the olkhovka they decided to have a fire-fighting pond and equipment is needed. so let's fix the house at the same time, and then the last shirt, well, you can inventory. in general, maybe i will go to the sea to swim in another place. or even on the ocean i have no time to chat with you here yegorych get out of here, shaking your cap. oh you. new year's holidays on ntv top ten drunk
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you've gone crazy already, haven't you? but dream, dream. where are you skiing abroad? i wo n't go anywhere. here is my homeland, here they bought bread for my graves. and the talker, son, well, you can’t do it like that, well, you’re like an old grandfather, you can’t keep all the money in a mattress, well, it’s scary somehow with millions at your side. well, let's at least take it to the bank, and now yegor has already carried it so that they warm me up.
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well yegor yes, why did they heat it up? yes, because these dogs can not be trusted. well, you yourself heard to return only 700,000, then everything was invested. here the administration has a cipher, even i will buy a safe for myself, if necessary clear well, how is egor so scared? take away do not croak, the mother has nothing to fear. let them just poke their heads, i'll shoot off their head and i'll be right, so that it would be disrespectful to others. yegor listen, well, maybe at least well, give it to me, i'll clean it so that no one will find it. yeah dreamed of nobody. i won't give away my money. i want i keep it there. why is your money our common family shorts, i have family, and my personal money. i want them so and i dispose of them, as
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you spend everything yesterday on a drink. you should at least buy something useful. don't piss me off valentine, according to the law, my money. the winnings are not divided between the spouses. i made inquiries. life, i begged every ruble from you. you are doing it. yes, your power is over. they thought they made henpecked from cherkash and good for you. i'll figure it out myself, you smelled the money flocked as the vultures attacked
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give everyone. egor, do you eat that panteleevich also came for money? what if someone came before me? yes, there are already half the village of their freeloaders, but i'm not a freeloader. i am a partner, there is a profitable investment. you give me a new moonshine still. and i will always pour you in the morning. ha-ha panteleyevich,
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late. now i've given up moonshine, i don't drink anymore. what are you crazy about, right? well , you’re lying pure, really, now i drink another moonshine called foreign whiskey. i'm now share a new life i started new i need to again apparatus my you completely fell apart. so under magic to me. now you'll take me in your car to roll cottages to look. i'm at home. what am i to live in this hut or something? well, we are proud people , thank you, and on this egor timofeevich hello , sunshine. with such prunes it is necessary to talk one on one happened. what's happened?
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because i let you. okay, how to
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interrupt stolen cars and sell some suckers, you run to me. and now, so look, no matter how you miscalculate. we need to look for new people, we need to look for lava. why brother? my father told me, solve your don't ask anyone for problems, if people
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ask you, help. they will owe you to this colonel if we help, he will not owe us, therefore, his problems. i won't decide. a forester come on, come on.
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yegor arrived as if in the yard, we are waiting for you. tomorrow i will leave you. i will live in the village of severny as a
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white man, not a small one.
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good afternoon, ray city, this article in the newspaper was printed by few people who have such luck, but egor vaughn is so lucky. it's a misfortune that the club stands without repairs, can egor donate a little for society.
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hello hello
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smart you are smart. what are you doing? hell, you don't understand. good afternoon len 's great with his signature, this citizen is the deputy of the regional traffic police. you understand that he will grind you to powder and me for company for him already. great
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. hello. i'm talking about a full limousine
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. you've won 50 million,
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pantelevich. we are running. and there is truth, how did i get the money. for a better friend with a high tower tickets vasily come here. come to my village. as you said at the guards
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, they said that everyone knows me there, in short, i'm waiting for vasyan. i don't forget you friends. from moscow the cars will go under the order, you need to
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meet the numbers to kill the cars, the documents will go to makhachkala, they are ready for them, and all the time is 3 days. we're all set.
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do well. only good. help. do better do good? only good.
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yeah, i plucked it, and the newspaper should be read there everything is written about me. stop one hundred of the richest people in the area, you get it. fine.
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corner you kapets me, and salt there near the bar, some freak pawed me, and then he called a couple of champagne with him, otherwise we don’t have such a thing in the north, the richest generous best barbie girls, let’s go.
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understood. right and left
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cheers pass. have
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you decided to sit doing better in the radar? open it, otherwise you will go back to where you came from and you will shoot tweets on booze. dropped forward. so now i have a load of deer
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, sweet, scoff, opa dance.
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what is not ordered is my dear not ordered let. are you all out of your mind here . come on, let's call this bastard here. at least give me some money. yes, there’s not a penny in the house, but i can’t arrange it here don’t be ordered to leave, you’d better, otherwise he ’ll fire me because of you and you don’t talk to him uselessly drunk, he hired him the whole chauffeur called a limousine for transportation.
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a day has not passed, look what color they brought up. look, mom, don't worry, daughter, money is not for such people.
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they materialize. for money and tomorrow morning come when you sober up. with their money vasya you are a friend, it is called instead of instructing him on the true path, you indulge him with desire. oh what to say. she's drunk in africa too.
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daughter listen, well, we did not come here for this, right? now we will be even more fun, but the tiger needs to shoot. look, leo will be just neighbors, calm down, but we need it. okay, neighbors, i 'll buy them all. shall we go?
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take us back. this moron has gone crazy , why did our friends start firing, moron. and that's not for you, but a little aga get out of here slut
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what i want is what i do. and you just me you're jealous, you're all jealous of me. yes, you can see from this money. are you not here for the money? so vali, then look, where is better. with my friend's money, it's a pity he
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flew high, it will hurt to fall.
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we are waiting for a completely round fool.
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you don't follow the market. you called my brother's girl a whore next time. what a woman glue? and now you owe me money. and where is it not
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white bim black ears today at 19:30 on ntv they took the operation to do so that everything was fine . brother
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there is only something egofeevich. i 'm calling you, i couldn't get through. what are pigs?
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no, it doesn't make any difference roulette cards or a lottery , too, gambling sits down in two accounts and the entire salary is lowered for tickets. all lotteries must be banned for the damn grandmother. cherkash you
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know how many of these machines over your millions you can just buy with your mind because of the money he started in the family, he didn’t leave a penny on the fire pond, he threw money, and here it’s on you 20.000 for canned food and sausage rolled off for sure. all both. dear and where does yegor fomin live here? he invited us to visit and said that everyone in the village knows his house. oh, how cherkash, now called. soon we will call on the butchik . yes, take off your hat, as in front of a baren. so here is his house 300-400 m walk. only he is not at home to go hunting. look at the hunting lodge there now.
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these are the friends of the cherkash now. timur
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he is not in the house. egor fomin who are you to him? where is the
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husband? i don't know, i don't know, i really don't know, i don't know where he doesn't live here anymore. not touch killed my bro. i'll find him and release the guts. and if you interfere with me, i 'll put you next to your bastard. here he will come.
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cherkash have you completely drunk your brains out? congratulations, we have delirium tremens? what
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bandits and no firearms you will write from the disease, he died. i'll do everything right.
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this is a great tragedy for the whole family. thank you. thank you. hold on good boy, i found
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the one who did it, not yet, but i will. thank you, this is my topic. hold on, dear. thanks, come on. a good person
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and it's good to meet people like that hospitably. brave yes no stupid don't blame yourself.
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there will be no dismantling of the world. and you have a competent conversation going teeth, where did you learn? and tk 104, 23 ivas village, article no, i just wanted to know who the corpse was with. you don't rub. you are talking dear. while you're talking. talk to the person. think first, then decide. what to do.
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the truth is on your side. you'll be shot terribly if you stay here.
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how much more are you going to jump? run where? i don't know. only meet. according to the concepts it turns out
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. sergeant present the documents. please let's go to the car. some problems, but you do n't understand explained dumb numbers are not considered alcohol.
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we wait 15 minutes, and then we can show that they didn’t come to the shooter to show them anything. i won't, i'll kill them. go. do you have police officers?
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did you know? i like it here normally a person gets used to everything. and who told you that a man of teeth? you think too highly of yourself , and mind you. here it is, it's all just flowers.
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at the exit orderlies of the forest, and now. cheer up cheer
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up in the movies you can have fun?
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cool well good looks like us
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come on,
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come on.
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hands bare hands jagged glad to catch
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ah strange thing
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match, where is that shoe? they remained in the bullpen. here he drowned. the backpack also drowned heavy canned food, well, yes, pork with a map oh, there will be no fire pond in the alder.
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what is it that you commanded here, you will get up to press him. will you have a crown enemy? yes, who is this? i
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