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tv   Bim  NTV  January 2, 2023 9:20pm-10:23pm MSK

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well, it turns out that he organized the attack on himself? well, i didn't want to share. we contacted his partner, everything became clear. by the way, the partner was very interested in when he could take the money. well, what did you say to him? well, how did you give your phone number after the investigation?
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man on the internet can you come?
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son
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vasya , this parasite ruined my whole life , married an idiot. now all life toils. hi all.
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she's a slut, isn't she? no, did you study during the day? yes and here study is the name of a woman, who are waiting for their men in the zone, well, of course. i'm waiting, in short, thank you for enlightening me in my old age, please. again , the citizen was soaked that you go here. and what, that you are leads, it means that you are distracting from work. a? well,
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bum to do, more than nothing to see him home. but what about lyudka yes, your boat will return, where will it go, and if it does not return, it will not return, then it is put on the wanted list. come back or he 's in a week. and it's better in two everything, mom. need to check. don't go with me don't shoot. sit sit are you sure he's at home? now
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let's see, here i have the keys. filter the bazaar, i'll filter your mother now.
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i understand, i'm leaving. if you want, please come out. i'm talking to your son-in-law.
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what are you doing? well, you will say, you do n’t know what to say, repeat the procedure, and for 3 days, as it was gone, i called all the hospitals, the morgues , and she is nowhere to be found. and borka says nothing, only where are the eggs? well, come on, i said, don't marry a criminal. are they listening to us? your lyudka will not find, or what?
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damn it, that's enough. calm down, i thank you to say that you are a daughter mine. i really didn't do anything. he himself
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attacked me. let's figure it out now, shall we? yeah i'm so easy to sit this car run and don't look back.
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and do not try to run if he catches you and does not choke.
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okay, rested. not required what is this? dirt , some dirt. no. looks like blood, what do you have there? well done well done
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who are you yes katya, well, that an internet star just saw your photo, an unknown man with a dog saved a child 1500 likes. well, write that unknown man. this i'll do to me. yes, let's come for one tube. new quarantine lane why on the phone?
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what do i need? yes, just follow. familiar star and again we are cut off from home.
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kvartirnik parks a special edition of my january at 23:00 on ntv peter the last tsar the first emperor premieres january 14 at 19:20 on ntv coffee, which always helps you get through morning traffic jams, gives you joy, becomes an excuse for a date. natural that very favorite coffee in a tasty point. salute why don't miracles happen in life? here they are dog miracles are happening right now everywhere people share their festive mood
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and inspire each other to help in the neighborhood a miracle when a beloved grandmother says that she is happy. the miracle is to remember and thank the one who taught you to believe in yourself and win it, see first love and inspire a step.
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deer deer, who on holidays without discounts, and this is an elk? have time to buy at the first sale of the year everything will be profitable in m.video and eldorado beam new season from january 9 at 20:00 on ntv an apartment in moscow is just right, two three only three purchases from 1,000 rubles. for any credit card. sberbank. this is your chance to win an apartment or a cash prize. and if you don't have a card yet , get a free credit savings card for 120 days without interest. win the most profitable credit card in the country. to improve
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memory and attention it will be the old new year at 19:20. immediately after the holidays, you can’t feed the cops like that, it becomes inoperable on ntv. it seems to me that they promised to go blame here, a long-awaited continuation. oh doggy. whose favorite series are you? sorry, work is waiting. aha
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real security guard to take a new season i don't remember further. where did he hide the body? remember? keep writing.
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am i such and such? state of intoxication killed his wife. i killed my pea wife lyudmila alekseevna, i definitely killed her. have no doubt. so what, you snot dismissed the killer regretted.
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yes, we have such a good one, yes. maybe she 's somewhere under the apple tree, you don't care about it and don't interrupt me. i don't like it better.
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stay here now, we'll be back. wait. let's go fast. dalek, what do you have there? well , listen, i guess the mother of the missing woman was right about this murder. i detained her husband. now i'll take you for interrogation. no, we seem to be on our own . thank you. get in touch. let's. died, right?
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man you come to me for now. no. sorry. come out. did you hear what he called you?
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when the wife? if it were not for your past merits why were you in prison? and i'll tell you. you were in jail for causing grievous bodily harm to your first wife, she was lucky she survived. what happened to the second one? the blow was not calculated.
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lyudmila i remembered, when we had a fight at the dacha , i ilyich answered me, blood went out of my nose and she galloped off somewhere. you are here you will tell these tales of remus, you know to whom? here he is, but i don’t need to hang noodles on my ears. i do such things. do you know how much million revealed after all? i don't understand you. maybe she cheated on him, and he was afraid that she would divorce him and kick him out of her
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apartment, he doesn’t have it, and so the heir well , well, as you say. let's look at all the versions you are my partners. i must respect your opinion. hello, come on. pretty daughters were
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please could you leave us? thank you. well, i did everything i could for you. look if you know it's someone else's toy. put her in her place. enough
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why a teacher? hello jellyfish healthy everything. but what would you do if you found such photographs of your wife? so i say the same thing, but he does not believe me what is enough.
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wind up take the detainee away. hey makar or maybe your skewtail is right, maybe he killed her with them, and you won’t play like that. stop staring.
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go to your place. hello, what do you want yes, i'm a little late on the announcement for the casting. all that's half an hour late for 20 years. previously it was necessary
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come young man. what are you doing in life? a squirrel in a wheel? in general, no money, no glory. so i realized that i needed to change something in my life, i decided to go into show business . i'm ready ready, by the way, there is a familiar photographer.
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mishan, what a dog's tail, but the bow, consider that he will overtake you, you're kidding . i have a running rank. and he, by the way. yes, i can’t do at least five in my life, understand?
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well done, well done, what a good fellow you are! a! congratulations. you have earned such a bone, what about ha ha ha.
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let's order chic seriously, yes, treat sports injury. okay , tell me later. how do i look? it is necessary to send the beaver to his wife will show.
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well, there is, as it should be. well, so that infinity is there without a hand. understood, pasta organizes. let's shoot at the start. and you know what i think, but in fact in istanbul, i understood, so now she
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works there in a port brothel. so, by the way, you know what money there is. she didn't leave the country. i checked. attention, get ready friend, help the disabled person to smoke i want about cigarettes. i can't get went. what are you doing? what are you doing? he stole my wallet. help help stolen wallet, keep it faster, help. are you crazy to stand calmly and calmly , then the police, look what happened, citizen, i stole my wallet. it
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don't interfere. well, why did they arrange this circus? no circus more than seriously. here is the victim's statement. here are the testimonies of the witnesses. and that's
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what you're doing. don't worry about it. in the zone, too, a photographer is needed, everything will be fine.
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how many pencils do i have in my hand right? a now good. and if it's so great, let 's stop at this, what do you think, syoma dogs can count, for example, this dog, well, let's say up to 3. you
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do yeah, so once or twice, how many pencils are on the table? comrade colonel lost again, also colonel. you try again. he is now something that will lose stopudovo but i already blew half of his salary to him. why are you looking at me like that? we have nothing to do with this solomotosis? i don't know where he made his money. so, tell the crimea i came in, we received two more statements about missing women, two.
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well , i misha told me that you are interested in show business. well, then let's not waste
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time let's go. listen, come on out. hello hello
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it doesn't fit, it doesn't fit, but it does n't look like a trucker. why doesn't it look like? well , you know, i need a seasoned man here to drive. forgive me for interrupting you. but, if anything, i also import heavy trucks. let 's try and see if it works. fedka is sick, but i have no other options. okay, let's try. look, tell. you have a plot you are an american trucker why american? well, judging by the suit, ok, you're an american trucker, you're very tired of turning the steering wheel. you arrive at the motel, go to the sauna, and they are waiting for you there. everything
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is clear. we are familiar citizens of pornographers, let's go to the paddy wagon, comrade colonel, but i don't want to go to the paddy wagon. what do you want, call a taxi? no, thank you, no . i'll get on the bus, and he has already come for you, comrade colonel, call bobrov, he will say that i am his. i’ll call, be sure to see off, comrades, yes, the bus
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so that i have a letter of resignation today on the table.
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by the way, he is now unemployed. tomorrow you and i will be kicked out of the house, where shall we go? live on the street, and i need human conditions. real pleasure plays in each new facet, it consists of many shades
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, it reveals itself in subtle nuances of delicate taste, a unique blend, author's roasting jardin original pleasure to feel multifaceted.
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you for being with us an apartment in moscow is just right, two three total three purchases from 1,000 rubles. for any credit. sberbank is your chance to win an apartment or a cash prize. and if you don't have a card yet , get a free credit savings card for 120 days without interest. win the best credit card in the country 42 years ago i was taken by our mothers and given to others parents. so you and i, gemini, will get to know each other, beauty.
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twin on january 8 at 19:30 on ntv, i will take risks on a par with everyone. stylish
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they have a new season from january 9 at 20:00 on ntv a genius, a mad reformer and an innovator what qualities do you need to have in order to change the course of time to turn a backward state into a great empire forward peter the great, the last tsar and the first emperor, got me without money, and then met girlfriend, she offered to shoot a
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movie. at first i refused, although i went through the photo , i tried it, when my husband beat me in the country, i went to shooting. well, the mother didn’t warn me, i’m not a youngster, to report the brain endured. hello luda. i'm filing for divorce, don't leave me. while i was sitting here, i realized that i can not live without you. i won't put my finger on alcohol in your mouth anymore. get to work.
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yes, i don't know yet. what will happen to him now will not be lost anywhere?
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from which the hairs on end stand on end. no place for such employees. in our ranks, they are a disgrace, don't worry. this is about me the honor and glory of the title of a policeman. can you be more specific now i will name this person. this is the captain, give me the floor.
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from our department it is personally. i want to thank the hero who stands here among us, we have something. we can learn from him, thanks to his professionalism and indifferent attitude towards people, a human life was saved. to receive a state award i ask captain klimov to put out of order his dog named bim as klimanov
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how far
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have we gone? let's get drunk, at least the two of us know for sure that it will pass very quickly and see the mermaids in front of a lot more. very it'll pass quickly and we'll see you again. take care there is still a lot of things waiting for the crowd boys on the style of the girl. make up skirts shorter for sure from the heart and roll with her. i want here far away, i don’t lower the windows, and i only open this night in her eyes. for a long time we remember something gas on the floor, a hood on our heads to stop, yes, the city and again we
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always walk about only one thing, this day we will not return. let's sing, i know, so it will pass quickly. let's get tired of a lot of things i know for sure the leaves will pass very quickly and see you on the roof. wait, there's a lot more to come . so much. ask, each even his own skate, to see you. tell us
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what lies ahead for us. i do not know very quickly pass and see with me. are you tired. there is much more ahead. i will sing quickly and see everything is covered.
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ahead of someone else love good evening. good evening dear viewers welcome to this new beautiful luxury concert hall, how exciting. we are first. who greets the audience from the stage. in this room. this is a symbolic moment on new year's eve. fans of russian music have a new home where they can gather and enjoy the performances of their favorite artists.

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