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[000:00:00;00] they like the steering wheel of a housewife, give them a solid position, or rather , a finnish company of their own, a wife often earns more than her husband, and after the birth of a child , the laborious role of a breadwinner immediately returns to her official duties and goes to the unlucky dad to all this disgrace. there is a completely logical explanation for high taxes and high rents , both husband and wife should work in the family. and if a woman earns more, then the husband is obliged to sit with a minor child, and in general, if you look at things, the men themselves are impartially to blame. who else brought the country to such a state? phlegmatic and romantic for all their practicality, they for the most part remain children of nature. the dream of a modern finn looks something like this own house
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on the lake and in the city center. creative and he has other creative dreams for a simple athena, incomprehensible and even suspicious for 10 years now, willie dreams of playing the role of the unlucky killer of old women rodion raskolnikov willie is simply ill with dostoevsky and by all indications sick, incurable. i met a schismatic of one. but, well, i was very sick and ah. i just met him. and i talked to him all night. well, there are all sorts of things, and then at the end he told me that, uh, here i am, how do you understand that you want to play me. i say, come on young still, wait a few more years and he's gone. and i'm so offended. then i realized to ask, how long to wait, then? like many other finns, they often visit st. petersburg, but he does not go there at all in order to relax and have fun willy
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looking at nature. something like characters, he says that you are a hero in crime and the punishment must grow up, you must mature for the role of raskolnikov and you just need to be imbued with his indomitable rebellious spirit. after all, a modern film will never wave an ax in vain. he will simply take a loan from an old pawnbroker , dress decently, find a job, and then he will definitely pay off the loan on time. in general, the most famous finn in russia, willie habbsala, will do without crimes and punishments , he simply loves unbalanced and violent dostoevsky's heroes are valued even more by calm, detailed finnish customs. he told us about it in a secret whisper and smiled loudly in finnish. our journey today has come to an end
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, travel with us. travel yourself all the best and see you soon. the implementation was successful. they took
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him and his gas tank was pierced on a motorcycle full of welled up, alive but so far passed out. well, what are you going to tell?
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you are a fan.
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no, no, no, you're my friend no. now i'm not your friend. no, i don't even have anything left on the map. why goblin, i tell you said. hello ilya, please , of course, what is your name? ira please, of course.
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please
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place your bids gentlemen. number one red, i ask you, why are you laughing red?
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okay, let's call. ilya
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is style get ready for 3 minutes. so prepared all the colors. give the camera to the top point gone. so the actors are ready for the actors on the set. i ask, thank
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you hello means that today today i see it this way, more energy of passion is needed and this applies to everyone and we will make mold to us. you understand this boy. saves his sweetheart from mold spoils your love.
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well done. well, it's not quite, i wanted it all to be somehow wrong. in a different way yes , i would like it all to be somehow.
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better, of course. bored thank you i love you too. i'm talking about the suit. i can't grab it, i don't know why. yes, really. and how do you take something? well take me peas. oh, you are mine, in my opinion, i feel bad. need wax corn. okay,
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please. oh, you can't close it, please. with this, pea advertising asks for another shift tomorrow, they have a fundamentally new concept more some baba called, i still didn’t understand who she was called john, he asked about your fee. i answered not definitely, what they say. it depends on a huge number of different
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circumstances. okay, what did you find out about my visa? they say it will be soon. listen, i just don't understand why you need to go to america. well, why play russian scumbags and immigrants? yes, but for other money so okay, so i appointed you samples from the americans. they are looking for a russian artist to play russian double agent and double progress listen, what do you want then, if you want good roles, so stay here image. you need to change, but i will. i have that
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on the sea of ​​weather. for example, there is a guy. he is currently filming his thesis.
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you don't have nanny anymore anyway.
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hello hello star hold, make sure that no one knows i can't. if no one recognizes you, then the customer. i'll just get fired.
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what you need, ilyush is a lot of natalya or ears? thank you well tell conditionally all world of heroes. today he falls asleep. he alone
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tomorrow has a plot. that is, all three alter egos should be reduced? no, you're only playing third. why is the third third fighter, how is he? a real hero is a real pepper, like special forces, he wets everyone indiscriminately . he's a real beast, you know? you see what kind of people this is actually a person. excuse me, can i have an autograph? yes, of course. and write, please, to dear
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dad from ilyusha i didn’t understand. you, bro, turned out to be so nimble that even we did not notice. okay, don’t get turned on, so that it doesn’t last time, please don’t don’t need a face, it’s just not a face, but what am i should be done when needed? okay let's remember. moreover, we are also smeared.
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let's do it. 50,000 dollars i'll call in the evening, i'll tell you where to bring the money. that's all, and what's with your face is in the image shriveled
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aga let's go. i don't believe you mister david you are bluffing, i give you 5 minutes when they drain mister dies. i don't know which of these two codes is real, but rather the second one you
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get access without information. well, why don't you believe me? i'm begging you, oh please. damn that's crap, and i really don't know this information. why don't you tell me do you believe? well, die well. she will die. i'm the one who wins nobody what's the point of me lying? would be waiting for the information told you. then you will remain fools. please, no, no, i beg you, i beg you. well, how about , invite the light, please, the next one will not help. i don't know who to help me anymore. well, they'll be there in half an hour.
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hello listen, i don’t understand something on the phone. this movie. i can fight and shoot. and here again , vasya yes, it’s prettier in the cinema, take at least this brigade or whatever it’s called. you filmed the premiere we watched. why am i yes just turned up? well, look, we will take these three, please. let's follow you. and as they say red-handed. well, if it’s not nonsense, i don’t
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know, they’re hysterics until they hit their own. in short, kill. hardly, but as long as it heals, they can actually take it. okay, wait, calm down, you have the same series, right, one eight is static, what have i not seen, or what? well, shoot her big, she's a clean schoolgirl. she
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will hold out for another month, and then i don’t know, well, kill her and send her to africa. well, let it disappear somehow. you say okay thanks. yeah. yes come on, i'll call you back, thank you happily what's going on.
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okay, well, i'm waiting for you to come to the office, seryoga. why did you agree? this role was written specifically for me, you pissed it off, i'm sorry. they took the kulikovs, you see, and why do i find out about this? right now and what do i learn about this in the billiard room? are you selling me anywhere? misha to work with you, no one wants the whole country loves. uh-huh countries. today one loves, and tomorrow it’s easier for them to make a star out of a young guy than for you a team of narcologists on hold the site. well, what is not stitched? and what is stubborn, what is reinforced concrete? here it is immediately clear that you are not an artist or a creator. and you can't understand me. i'm not an artist, misha is right, i'm not an artist, not a creator. i am an evil pragmatic person, only with you here from morning to evening. understand one has signed a contract for 180 episodes of a movie about schoolchildren. she herself is pregnant. now she will give birth, and the other on the set , drunk, teaches the director how to make a movie, right?
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mish seryozh well, if you want, i'll swear now, but not a drop of tomorrow, well, i swear seryoga you will be here he is well done. ol ol misha give ol dai misha ripe cherries good good and sergey viktorovich called, and i, by the way, i said where you are reaching, young people are tearing everything out of their hands. that's for sure. at the end of the day, ilya came, he had problems there
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, he needed some money. and i saw you somewhere, are you a director on television or on radio, or are you not in the theater? well, uh, as i understand it, we are talking about work about the role. well, well, you can say so, well
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, i'll explain everything to him tomorrow turns 6 years old. for us. this is a very important event and we decided to invite you to this holiday. and who will i have to portray? how is that? well, he just fell in love with you on that series, where were you, well, the chief of the special forces and
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looked at disdor, and i understand that this is a movie for a child, but he also needs a hero to follow, then he often asked about his father. so i said it was you. what for? a child needs a father. uh, the key to the tester, the deceased astronauts who flew away polar concentration. i'm why because you're a good actor. do you need to play? well, you understand, i have to lie all evening child, right? no, but i understand very well that i have a father. even though the whole school was envious of the country house, as if on
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vacation for four days at 3,000 every 24. here they are all, only he will have to leave for
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the rehearsal of the play. i understand. somewhere here.
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what kind of people how many parties? do you remember, i remember on
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a morning walk. is the boy offended? smarter hard to believe. well, for now. and as brought, like i saw. forget it, listen, what kind of chick is that same daddy's bride? it's strange, it's not tsar's business
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to drive a car with him. gently vulnerable, not athletic, afraid of the dark, if there is no man in the house. stop it, i do not expect any miracles from your appearance, just a gift to a child. yes, i almost forgot. when i told him something his father. i started
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sending him soap on your behalf.
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vanya vanechka did you even tell him that we would come? well, of course, she said, he was preparing like that, he wanted to make some kind of surprise for you, he was dressing. vanya so come out immediately.
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it turned out . forgive me, please, i accidentally i won’t do it again. let's. now let's
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and i'll show you, hold the key. come on mom happy birthday to you. happy
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birthday to you. happy birthday. i await your further instructions ma'am. you are my night death. yes and you overslept here, i don’t know the air, we see some kind of another, not like in the city. lyokha immediately passed out. well, probably, because
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one rush rarely. who are you playing today? peas, okay, seriously seriously, and not tasty, peas. vegetable. they just drop their jaws from my game. this will be the third fundamentally new concept of this piece of music. and you know what it is will it be? coffee vegetables listen to you then vanka read him
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like it. are you okay talking to him about everything? well, because i'm mom, he can't tell everything, and you're some kind of man. well, you are a real man, a star and a hero. okay, anyut, it's time for me to be late. and back when i arrive, back. you will be pleased. what are we waiting for? i'm sure he's
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a little late. we are just marginal. i can't believe my eyes, what kind of people are in our modest cafe. well, how much did your masterpiece at the box office? the next one will collect more script good. there are no good grandmas, well, when were they ever bad? ok. i'll go get some coffee
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when they get a waiter here. want, i don't care what contact is , i don't care if it's bullshit, i'll refuse. ilya help you? yes, if you're interested. no , i'm not for myself, i'm for the child. and who is your boy or girl? we have? in general, as
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we have a boy. six years old machines have yachts helicopters what
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are you doing hey well, where are you there? you know
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how much it will be how much i'm busy now, no, in two days in two days. bye. what didn't you do today english? does he study english in your kindergarten? no, i force him
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, because i know who he can grow up to be such a gouge if he does not have an inner core, so discipline is first of all, but you are a good daddy. did did not. we're thinking about what you did.
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you understand and this is aunt masha, this is who comes to us in the evenings and did not kiss him. she still kiss masha. he says that i look like a girl and sticks his long nose right into my eye like a mirror and think about what you said hands. fine. all of this means you
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lied to me. then why don't you pay so much money? then later i was just here in the evening. you still have one and a half left. yes
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sereg hello. listen to me talk too. no , i can't meet right now. come on, after i have a rehearsal at the theater.
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ilyusha i was now escorted into the kitchen. let's go straight to the kitchen. oh, ilyukha ilyukh it's great and what have you already rehearsed, or what? is that your job? yes so it's not all a collection that people went crazy about, so yes it's a collection he created me you know some. wait,
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long story short, i want to give all the money back. you had a fight, didn't you? no, well, what a nasty kid, give him a chocolate bar for you for a day and a half. just sweat the kid is a normal kid, the best is not the point when i don’t understand, wait like. hussars don't take money. that's not the point, she's a hairdresser. not a stylist hmm it doesn't matter, in general, she has no extra money. and i take money from him and give it to banks. who after this shit. yes, and so bad. wait, so i'll tell you more. it's me here at i had a meeting at the hotel. so i saw your these bandits. well, these uh with daddy's daughter with this girl and, in short, i found out, there they are not bandits about them. it's all swindlers normal chick - it's looking for a client, cool. they then breed him. well.
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okay, that's right. look, can you find them again, well, well, i mean, where are they? suckers
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can you take a gun? here is what i need. so here we have retro here so here boyar costumes and the modern form seems to be there, but look ilya there is such there is such and here's another such a mess, such a mess, i could hardly find it. here you have it clean for you. why, tooth
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powder, of course. great, oh
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what kind of people ilyukha listen, i need help.
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well let me help you, thank you. i can do it, ghouls, ghouls, ghouls. come here, my little bird. come here, such a creature, and the ghouls are ghouls, ghouls are ghouls. come here my dear. come here my birdie back. i'll be back tomorrow. i want to come. so we don't need your money. get out free. all. we will go to
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the stable with him.
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get out of here i won't go, get out. what didn't you say before? well, you were the hostess now hostess. no, you kicked me out. i am now a free bird vanya van are you sleeping? wang
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are you awake? well, i don't have another son. wives are also
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only work. it's great. great. well, meet this is max
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well done, never good calmly calmly,
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maybe well done well?
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dog well, don't worry, it's nothing serious, he's sleeping now. this is such a reaction to fear. and to him you know, let him sleep. well, at least an hour will wake up and you can pick it up. thanks doctor. yes, not for anything. best wishes.
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how good no disaster. and i already have to go. you don't have a rehearsal, but you have to go. tonight but i really really need to see you again. well, nothing
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agreement. hmm such a young dick is hard to remember. about. please repeat, oh no, i'm treating you all to glasses. ah, two glasses. very
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partner forest smoked meats for all boys, she is a harsh woman with elizaveta yuryevna,
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you can’t joke or spoil. ok then. let's have a drink, kondra. i brought a rollback in a suitcase. what a kickback hmm pro rollback i'll tell you later, otherwise we have a shop over there, it can’t get bored so our beauty is not so interesting when men talk
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about business. forgive business friends. as they say, who does not work, he eats very badly. bravo, bravo, wait. wait, wait. well, where are you? well, we just sat down
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so to speak, started well, i don't mind. so everything is fine. let's, let's, let's. in full swing compared to whiplash or rakitin, keny twisted. look how in front of her men. so i think they got me
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saw me leave. the bristles stood on end and the infection rushed at me, but i was a shotgun offhand. right next to the lobeshnik, and he would at least whine rushing and that's it. what a horror i have nowhere. i raised my weapon, i have an expensive zaur fitting and a butt. he's right at the penny. well, then with a knife right at the neck. such
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men.
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well, wait, wait. don't rush, wait. and how much? no shame, don’t chop the fucker, god’s christ, we don’t destroy the people. i didn't have that kind of money. we have small children. take it. here is a smoked one boar. take away i'm a game, eat but i don't have such money, but i didn't have it right away. haha. well, no, as they say, there is no trial, let's go guys
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and let's go wait i remembered now i'll bring it, i remembered. it wasn't, but now it will be. one is probably enough. fifty kopecks is worth one photo, and
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we have a lot of them. we are working, as they say commander, there are weapons here . so, well, make out well. i'm telling you it's not mine. it's all their eh, the atom will be it 's all she hold the commander you bring nothing came here, they were all already sitting here. you hear witnesses. they were waiting for you here, he would roll down
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the mrank covered so take this shcherba so chipped went went went went went. so, well, well, let's tear our ass off the sofa and let's go and figure out where who is? who covered what? but wait, he says, the commander messed up. we are not on this part at all, and i tell him, yes, now we'll figure it out. it's about loading. tell peter to load them in auto trucks. well, what started here, dear girl, this one is rushing about, crying, in general, she wanted to throw herself on her knees in a new one, write the head of the couplets. well in in general, we agreed on a crazy long and overhead and that's on champagne wine. and guys, i really want a drink. that's for this genius. that's who needs you
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to act in hollywood. i am very grateful to all of you. i 'll tear you off minutes. listen
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understood. i don't remember any expedition. tell me where and when it was. this is some kind of
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expedition on the volga. yes, that's for sure. it 's you know that it was you going to the states that the director liked your audition, what kind of double agent well, if they approve, will you
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be filming for six months? i understand. she wanted to. for me to understand. what is my son cool? and then you need to understand that after all, this is america , they do not refuse such an offer. he couldn't help but fly away, and then he flew away. not forever, at some point he may return. i told you he has no other wife.
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hello well then we'll drop in with you.
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