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the temperature tends to the 30-degree mark and on the banks of the volga there is no precipitation, but the center and the chernozem region have entered a period of unstable weather. every day there will be short rains, there is a high probability of thunderstorms to the west of the capital, so far restrained by plus 20, but in vladimir and yaroslavl the atmospheric front has already depended on reliable equals for 25. here, constant rains in the mountains are possible. hail in the rest of the territory , thunderstorms in sochi 22 in sevastopol 20 against this cool background, the white sea coast looks hot and sunny in arkhangelsk + 24 in the baltic sea in kaliningrad also weather kurortnaya in st. petersburg short rains possible, thunderstorm and about 20 °, in moscow plus 21 and also thunderstorms. the meeting place is today at 14:00 on ntv moscow coffee house on a par with the combination of traditions and advanced technologies of the highest class, and i love the taste of pleasure
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got everyone hear, tolyan tie, wait a minute that he is the king of the hill, or something, well, just think, they took the tail car. and then what, if damage, to the great motherland or what? well, i don’t know about the motherland, but they inflicted forests on me. here is such a nuisance, it turns out, in short. i'm a confiscated car, and you hand it over to the owner. let him come to the driver's administration, we'll figure it out there. all keys. again, relatives from ukraine came to live for three weeks, but they do not do temporary registration. i'm already tired of making a remark to him valera. listen, they go to them every year. and well, what a formalism, by god. what is it
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formalism irina ivanovna well, there must be order, and this directly concerns you. nothing for now, for now. uh-huh. it's a pantelier. oh, that is, how his citizen of retail again drives your poison and says that valery yuryevich ordered you to wash your wedding, and now i officially declare to you that i did not order moonshine for the wedding. and in general, you have your own bosses. in the end. let's figure it out for ourselves. okay bosses my bosses. you are far away from here. you are the authorities and irina ivan i understand everything you are preparing for the wedding is there. well, let's not forget about work.
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doesn’t even send me a photo of just children, but he is afraid that his sons will die of starvation with their mother. she brings two plates of sprouted buckwheat, five to six spoons each, the eldest son. eats me up in 20 seconds and asks for a younger one share but why, in fact , a man took the children from their mother, children, they don’t miss their mother, they are most likely afraid of her, they survived hunger and a raw food diet, if i fed them hunger, here, in order to become a man, we eat on this the soil of the family and collapsed and who accuses him of machinism. this is a finished person. he says that he is a single father and children's slave, generally communicated with his creditors, to whom he owes large sums of money this is beyond today at 16:50 on ntv riviera borscht today at 20:00 on krugly
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that's it, it's decided. the road to the bryansk forests lays for me, well, something turns out. yes, just don't look like a wolf. we will not change our decision, refuse, your will, but only when the vine. on your favorite coke you will lower and eat wallpaper from hunger, you will start. contact me. thanks bro. well, i myself
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it’s not yours that you can’t wait once the first plate is not a guest at some kind of guest at all. in general, who called you, what do you need at all? and how to eat for free. and if you succeed, then you won’t be able to drink, you can say a tragedy, but you are fine. yes, well you women for people do not give such words to a person. vasya, what happened? what's
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the difference? i see you all don’t pay attention to the women in the city, you know , it’s impatient, but you see, there won’t be a wedding without their new dresses, just about, antonov is getting married. well, what do they do to marry, there is already worldly to whom worldly, to whom and it is written for the people to live a century and increase loneliness. vasya something i did not understand. someone who, who vasily is big, you got married, got married. antonov married two villages. well, man stand. and i, and you are alone. i am yegor alone. i'm not getting married, i'll never have children. and maybe he wants a girl or a boy. well, what are you , vasya, well, don’t worry, we’ll find you someone yegor, no one needs me, even you are the closest people. shall we go to the body? and, what, did he start writing discs with a big head? again, nurka is so normal. well,
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no-no-no, i'm having tea. let's give four brigades, my three more, so that they do not intersect. so, what's your favorite piece? the forest, of course, drips the most fat from it, we make out one plot. well, then you understand yourself, forests, there are many here. we got along well with this case, not everything is going smoothly either somewhere with the administration of the forester you will agree, but somewhere full of scumbags
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i will dress oden well, then, this means that this is not my mother. and this, then, is my wife valentina. this means lyudmila, an acquaintance of vasily. very nice. and how nice it is for us, such a prominent woman, well, you’re just a gift of some kind, vasily , and you don’t miss your happiness, from afar you can see, not a woman, a treasure. vasya is lucky for you. oh, lucky. enough talking, let's all go, and
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hello on ntv program today at mikhail chabanenko studio simplified admission procedure in russia is rapidly growing in number and place growing number and places for those wishing to sign up for military service under the contract. the european union is dissatisfied. why is brussels against the forthcoming visit to moscow of the president of the republic of serbia? and also school goodbye to russian graduates today is the last call. begin
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