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pressure 110/70, 8 tell me and for a long time you have been in pain yes last 6 hours since i returned from work first in the stomach area, and then came down here, i need to look.
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now, please, lift your right leg straight, the pain intensifies. that's all, let's go, poured the tank neatly, turn around damn, back write down the brushes on the bloomberg, positive and exemplary from domination too. maybe stop spouting this crazy nonsense. can you tell me what it means in a human way.
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how right was the doctor? you have appendicitis svetlana ivanovna, we have a patient appendicitis, we would have to wait for surgery. now i'm looking for a free place. say he's been like this for a long time , the fact of the matter is that he's not. he has always been an intelligent person. i don't know what to do. sorry, of course, but it's hard to believe the doctor. believe me, he doesn’t drink or smoke, but he became very irritable, then he lies on the sofa and you can’t get a word out of him. sometimes he holds his head. and most importantly, he does not like everything. everything annoys him. the children of the neighbors are screaming. annoyed, i cook, eat, says food stinks. and i'm all from the market fresh. you know, i have a guess, but
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your spouse better go to the hospital. no, that the hospital will not go, you know, there is clearly a mental disorder on the face. if, as you say, he does not drink, and even more so, there was no injury. heads will be possible. though i wouldn't jump to conclusions. you can’t figure it out without tests, so let’s first take you to the hospital, and then we’ll deal with your spouse. guess do you want her to lay back here? well, do you already know this? why are you rude your spouse has acute appendicitis, she needs to be operated on urgently. and by the way, you're coming with us after your wife's surgery will need your part. i will write to you in 3 days. that's all for you. on
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this we are done with you. farewell doctor. you promised to help me, i will try to do everything i can. thank you very much please. forgive you that you promised my wife there, look. right now i can arrange for you to have an mri. you will die under the fence, no one will help you. fuck you. fuck you. maxim stop raika quickly. call someone
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and you need a wheelchair. what happened where is everything okay? the main thing for my wife is help, they will help. do not worry. the main thing now is to help you. thank you svetlana ivanovna yes. we have a stopover man, 42 years old. seizure it's all right.
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well, you were a surgeon. it seems to me that the patient is under anesthesia and the patient who is in front of you is conscious. these are completely different states, as you know heaven and earth. if we let others pass through ourselves, we could open each one at the station thank you for calling me in the apartment doctor. it was very nice.
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here in the surgery department, his wife is with appendicitis. i think that she can be asked permission for the operation. thanks again, goodbye. thus, a perpetual motion machine is not possible on megamarket , perhaps, i’ll show you, open mega market , buy everything you need to study, get cashback, apply cashback for the next purchase , get a discount of up to 99% and get cashback again. buy with discounts and cashback, for example, a laptop for only 34,000,990 rubles. perpetual motion machine benefit crazy news
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to you, i'm sorry, thanks again for helping me choose a dress. it wasn't difficult. maxim , if you change your mind, come to the cafe located on bazhov street, house 8. goodbye. nothing at all no one knows what to give. well, i don’t know, potatoes with fish come in ok, what am i eating. well, actually, tommy must be talking all the time. come on, well i didn't know, i thought nothing was for free. you are sweet vinegar. yes, everything is ready.
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tell me. and what happened? ate how okay i'll go ask for attention to preface all your conversations. i want to inform you that kamyshov and i are now together behind the back of the team. now i cook for him, breakfast is dried on a pole near the baba. so, well, all right, sit down, eat up your fish, sit down, kohl well, eat. so what
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about the meeting? why are we not working? so u us like a new wedding is planned. ushakov, what's wrong with the face? everything is fine with her face with your face, ushakovna completely agrees with the previous speaker. i think that love bed is stupid, generally unbearably stupid. soon our substation will have to be renamed into the registry office. so do not forget today at 2:00, oksa, that's it, i'm waiting for everyone. bone, let me iron, so come on,
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i haven't ironed for so long. i like it so. today we will be handsome i don't understand the dress. she doesn’t have anything ready at all when she has time to do everything. are you sure you don't have a dress? and you yourself if you have time to prepare, i'll put the glebka down and i'll have time. let's paradise and where do you want to ask them to be our witnesses enough. okay, let's try. but i still won't come home.
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because you shouldn't see a bride in a dress before the wedding. i'll go to vitya, tanya is already waiting for me there, and vera igorevna and leroy will arrive soon. i can’t do it alone at all, there’s hair and make-up, you know, how much there is. and listen, wait for the dress. we didn’t buy a dress, you’re mistaken dress. i already have it. come on, how were you on duty? and here is our new doctor. maxim gave me a brilliant idea. why buy a dress? when can you rent it? well, think for yourself, why do i then need this dress for such a huge amount of money. and so for 5.000 i took a chic dress, and then we’ll just give it back and that’s it, of course, pass on my gratitude to this maxim for such savings, but i think platinum had to be bought once in a lifetime. wait, did you just transform? no, of course not. fitting room, we are waiting for everything, raechka passed the shift.
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you have to go to the bakery some problems with the cake. in general, there is no cake, we have it is our raw wedding gift to you. ok, thank you you huge. okay, i’ll probably run then, otherwise i’ll be late for my own wedding at exactly two, ux, don’t forget. well, how's the new one? maxim in my opinion, adequate. a very professional doctor, we came today to a woman for appendicitis, so he discovered two blastomas of her husband, according to external signs, they arrived at the hospital for an mri scan, which was confirmed. okay see you? thank you again very much free
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tartakova. come on out, i'm on my way now. raya is pretty. thank you. how i want a wedding dress. so what are you waiting for? thanks together. i'll pick it up in the evening now.
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if you're late, i don't know what i 've done to you. petya all right, the ambulance is in a hurry to help. bye bye. we 'll make a puffball soon. yes, let's go, we have a lot of calls , we'll definitely do the tip and go to the hospital to get ready to rock. here is the pressure.
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yes, you can see kostyan. where are you waiting? we'll all leave already, let's go now, we'll bring a woman in a tag and we'll go dozi. haven't you even changed? well , of course, we didn’t change clothes, when we change clothes there, we’ll arrive, in our smart festive combat, so to speak, listen, but the jacket no, no, i have a jacket only one. i won't give up. listen, i can grab nina mikhailovna's jacket. wait a tag, you're going, and the woman is heavy. no, the pressure jumped, but we stabilized everything. have hello fiance. hello fuck well, what, where is the jacket? i have nothing, in short, everything is too big for you , little sons for you. it's inconvenient for me to be late. you because of me is a takeaway. excuse me, we'll take you to the hospital
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what's the difference? the main thing is that he arrived. and write. who will lead me? are you, but there is no experience until you have gained? hello this is the same friend who deigned to come in advance and set the wedding day. she's working soon. do you know what charts are? we also have charts. i really hope that we no longer have to move people away for your acquaintances in our registry office everything should be clear, like clockwork. raya
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how beautiful you are, thank you. i hope you have problems there. for me, it was not like that in the stick. you 're the main thing for me, tell me you managed to arrange for you to conduct our ceremony. listen , she ivanovna has been conducting the entire ceremony with us for 30 years . i will help you for so many years, but she has not let me out of a single wedding. well, what, she doesn’t fly on vacation, she doesn’t go on sick leave. it's not right eva when she has a ceremony she's on full alert, but don't worry, she's better brother you're lucky congratulations. everything get ready. no
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lives and celebrate the birthday of your family konstantin before registering your union, i must what is anna ivan nam he was lucky in their jaws in the sense that i was lucky in quotation marks. i don't know, maybe someone, well, let's call an ambulance, mom, pick up gleb feed me for now, tishka you stop playing. you see the person is jammed. say what hurts you. do you remember the joke about the girl who sneezed to herself? apparently, the temporal mandibular joint. well,
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why immediately dislocation? maybe a subluxation? well, where did their subluxation of the young woman come from? well, problems with joints at any age are not discovered. why do you stop them so. has anyone seen? how she sneezed. let's approach this issue from the point of view of psychosomatics. go with your psychosomatics so comrade colleagues listen, she is too much and she is afraid of us. let's have someone look at one o right or two, for example. i and kostyan yes kostyan see, and what have you got to do with it? have you ever shown a jaw, and i'm in love with you, not only you set it. i sent three jaws. oh well, let's put up with our jaws. i have 18 pieces. well, my grandmother's jaw flew off in a day. i insert to lye nuts. like this that's all done. and i need to practice. well, that's it, yes, now we were arguing who will be this jaw, damn it, actually. let's wait, all help is provided by the
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kulygin brigade. he, at least, go obey. well, thanks. and again , he volunteered to set me up behind the car door. come on, so. let's go without me. nothing. don't send. i'll take a look, please. so the masticatory muscles are tense on the face incarnations of the proven displacement of the heads. we are pike shoots. who else can tell? you are not weighed down by trauma more tissues and ligaments, pashenka where without you a little guarantee all the same for such let's do without a farce. i myself can cover my mouth on my own, the pain in my ears gives. yeah no, her arthritis legs ache, when
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it gets cold, the dislocation is the result. so svetlana ivanovna, call an ambulance yourself. we won't take her. i'll call now. yes? say anterior bilateral dislocation of the mandible. we need a hospital where there is maxillofacial surgery, this is the thirty-sixth or first city now pain relief. i'm basically ready to set the jaw ceremony, she can drive. in the hospital and then a month with another rehabilitation. well, we have a wedding, after all, we had to finish a lot of other weddings today, you know, or what? well, i do not. so the wedding will be. and
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romantic internal naked ones look. so the sunset in the field is snowy. they go out , run, join hands, run to the middle , undress and pass flat. but this briefly. soon it will freeze and return to feed , i will not say. maxim, i'm so glad to see you, hello. thank you very much. i already thought maybe you won’t come, but still i hoped i decided to come anyway, especially, well, how can i miss the wedding of my colleagues, especially such nice ones. thanks a lot. hello, here is a gift for you. thanks
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