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tv   Gastroleri  NTV  September 14, 2023 1:30am-2:16am MSK

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wait, hello
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, duratovites call themselves. she ’s okay, you’ll still dance with me. oh my
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little oak tree, why don’t you want to grow? why do you wither, hurt my heart? why are you from the ground from the frost? here it is a song of worthwhile love, here you will not have happiness. don’t even dream about it. but you can’t marry lithuanian women. you are not a citizen of lithuania, what an annoying situation girls want to marry me romanov
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di happiness we all drank, so people wait here, i will be there soon. can you imagine
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? it’s just a disaster. just think in my opinion.
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this has never happened in raigol’s family. i lived here for a long time under the soviets , but this is simply impossible. we will initiate a criminal case, young man. can i see you for a minute? two bottles of vodka were stolen from the algis store. what do i have to do with it? i was just passing by on my way home. why hit? why hit the kidneys so that
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all the russians are stunned here is absolutely necessary. you are not rumpled, i need witnesses, i need witnesses. yes, you seem to be drunk on holiday. everyone got drunk. we need sober people. witnesses, go children. take it out, i'm coming. offend
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well, dear brother. he doesn’t understand us, but he explained, no need, no need. i made several passports abroad, but where exactly in belarus are they missing? lithuania probably got through too. and sweden sweden sweden is not a question. and brazil needs to send someone. that's not my question either. well, let's go find out. bundle come here, what? tell me that vodka was stolen from you. tell me what? yes, and one
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or two bottles of local production. my name is. really, who? no one give me two bottles of your famous euro. accept, now our currency, as if tambov never left. what is this? asshole
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vodka potatoes, what are you doing? well done, of course, you never guessed right once. i wanted to ask you, you have 10 euros, just for the girls to eat for snacks. one moment
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hello, no one sleeps at home anymore. what happened is funny. i'm making a detour from the algis store, two bottles of vodka were stolen, one more each.
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you always read dostoevsky, but there, however, everything ended badly. goodbye.
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you see and there is no ethnic hatred.
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gather our homeland needs us. what are you going to do? last night he was in the center of the wrong three people going. now you are detaining him at his home, interrogating him first of all, you need to provide demid protection. allow me to execute, comrade investigator. the first section is like yours, it’s simple. well, show us a simple one. we'll figure it out tomorrow 22:15 on ntv
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hello, you are such a strong man, and are you an athlete? but not without this, you know. we need one like this. maybe, maybe not. no, we need a new physical education teacher for our school, if you can, mom, mom
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, well, i'm going crazy. it ticks, but it leaks. if you can, will we do well?
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with brazil everything is decided today a person flies out, what do you mean flies out? is he flying out alone? of course, we figured it would be a bit expensive to fly alone, in which case they would contact the locals. and what, do you understand foreign languages ​​or have you found such a letter as you wish? a bloke like this
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was found on the market 32 ​​kilometers away by correspondence , and he passed on, by the way, one and a half courses in pedagogy. lavrov chirp in brazil you will fly where to brazil good morning
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where are you going on a business trip? what business trip? brazil, where did the management send brazil, because i am the only one who speaks english in our workforce. well
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then, hmm, give me some more bags. you are alive?
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i don’t remember anything about what happened yesterday. two bottles, who knows? all the people have bloomed, but it looks like yesterday for you. there were guests. you need to drink less, two bottles of everything, and those the neighbor saw. how long did i enter this snout yesterday? hello millions are not at home . you probably haven't eaten the new residents. very
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nice to meet you. my name is thomas, you met yesterday. and what about empty bottles, full ones come to visit, this is proof. i’m going to the police to turn myself in yesterday, apparently the store was robbed and bottles were stolen. are you making a battery? which battery should you sell? what do you mean the program?
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oh listen, yeah, well, why, sincere confession? download come on, you, she softens there. yes? do not give up. be a good man. thank you for your health.
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you know what a solar panel looks like, of course. so that i have it here for lunch it stood like that, do you understand?
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i don't understand what we do is not important. and you?
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hello, i didn’t see you come in. i noticed it’s very bad to put the pills , i take two bottles, one more. it was stolen from us, this has never happened before.
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chewing gum hello girl, price tags , are you going to buy some candy?
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well, in what sense is the service going? check we'll check good morning. she is moving. investigation into my case. is it true that you are taking pills for
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multiple sclerosis? what kind of pills are these really toys , some bottles? i wouldn't be surprised if there was bottled water. that's it, it's you thomas has no time for you here. now i need to conduct an important investigative experiment. i am not my own enemy and i don’t want to try it myself. how then can you find out if there is water in these bottles? come on, i’ll try, actually,
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come on, come on. thomas did not taste the man in memory of sergei puskepalis, i will go to live in london for three months of practice. whatever
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you want. you will kick me out. they won't kick you out on the first day. trust me son. in general, this is how you will work together with the general’s son. clearly the guys have a job for me, this is not discussed. now let's see who's in charge here, please. i want to work with you. we are tasked with finding the criminal, so any means are good. andrei bagirov , knife to the ground and yourself to the ground, please, marusya klimova cannot do anything illegal. sergei pushkin i can’t even imagine how it was possible to manage to accomplish nothing but bullshit in one evening. the latest project of my favorite artist, my partners followed me from monday 22:15 on ntv , going to work that day, lawyer anna could not even think that her life would soon
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will change forever. this shocked me. new client. she unexpectedly announced that anna was not her own daughter, but the adopted daughter of her high-ranking parents. this was very tactful on the part of an outsider. no one ever told me that i was adopted, but it turned out that the mother and father of her daughters were from the hospital, where she was with her brother. we took you from the achinsk hospital, you and your older brother were in the hospital, the boy seemed to have problems. with health, will my sister be able to do it after a decade? to see the very dear protector of a person whom she does not even remember. probably you and i’m also a brother, from whom i was separated in ’76, and he in ’75 . she's your supposed sister. why do i have an adoptive mother? i’m adopted. i ’m opening the dna envelope tomorrow at 17:55 on ntv
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. what’s it like? idiots case closed. why are you slacking off, brave one? yes, he did everything he could to sculpt, so the neighbor sent for vodka, but he was far away. coming soon. the last little touch will be there. what a little touch , she won’t work anyway, neighbors.
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say that we have installed a solar power plant and want to sell electricity to the city, so to speak. let me call you now. let's run, i'm running. well, there, they've already covered everything from belarus, too, but i can call, i have my own people.
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the russians called. there are too many, they say, i’m sure there will only be three guards. sure good afternoon, did something happen? i found it for us. this is
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of course very good, but it’s just pointless. we still don’t have his last name, sabonis , of course, is not the same, but i think he can handle it, he is a very talented and promising a positive person in every sense.
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yes, i've always dreamed of it. we were just arguing, are you by any chance related to the great sobonis? we are second cousins, if you are not very busy right now, maybe our guys’ training starts in half an hour, maybe we’ll go. thank you
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. i would like to introduce you to your new basketball coach, mr. sobonis. what kind of basketball did you agree on? in fact, you can’t handle it, or what? i won’t disturb you . meet me. hello, scumbags. if you’re not okay with me right now. say hello, these panties are on the tire, pass them on to someone else. well, now let's try again
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. hello children. look how the guys perked up. it seems to me that culture is very good. i have no doubt that our team is now guaranteed a basketball cup. mister coach, we don’t understand, what are you going to teach us? how? life for example, is the situation going? you are on the street and suddenly your actions, and in our city there are no hooligans. you have it, but some cultured person from belarus arrived and you approach him, that’s what you decided. rogue, ultrasound
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good afternoon uh, what's your name? so? well, now let's check your physical fitness.
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what are you doing, i ’ll bury your grave here now, i’ll pee on them. well, don’t swear, that’s what you asked, they are adults. well, look what happened. correct it, the electrician came and turned the meter. so we were blown away, of course, the mayor gave us an invitation and said that he was waiting for us. how many two russians promised money, they shot the wrong person, but i can do russians without money. they're already annoying me a lot.
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look, russian. most about which we they called, and let's check guys. we first rob a bank. well, good evening. make yourself at home? everything
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is already clear, this program is very important for the city. we are still very dependent. well , you know who it is from, that this is a politically important matter, the city is ready to buy energy from you in the basement for 50 euros. uh kw for 2 euros 49 cents. only if possible in cash, since we have not yet opened a bank account. why can't it?
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mom, what is this, get off slowly, i don’t know why it’s on our roof, our guests did it, and you didn’t even ask why it was what too you really trust them with your hands, it’s time for dinner. come on girls, are you late? hi mom, hi, hi. meet our dear daughter, and she is a good girl. so, how do you behave? oh, you see, please, you are without dinner today, maybe it’s not worth it. sometimes you need to touch, i will prepare the papers. excuse me, but
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where is the toilet is not difficult, of course, i think our enterprise. don't touch it, big trouble will be evil people, evil people, our theme is waste. does not prohibit us
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from going on a picnic; the new season premieres tomorrow at 20:00 on ntv; they robbed yura take a sip

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