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[000:00:00;00] and the european territory has entered an era of weather changes, it hasn’t even entered yet, there is wet snow and about plus 5 on the kola peninsula, in the north-west in the center today it got colder to +15 for starters, by the way, according to the folk calendar, today is jonah leaf fall day, leaf fall day , when a strong wind tears leaves from the trees, today everything is exactly like this , very soon there will be no trace left of the autumn beauty , the cold wind has taken over too eagerly, in the center it will not... will penetrate further and further to the south with the rains, they are already today in the ostrakhan, volgograd, and rostov regions, but the temperature is still at a decent level, for the beginning of october about +20, on the black sea coast 22-23, this is in sochi, sevastopol and without precipitation, in st. petersburg today the rain is only +12, in moscow 14 and rain
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today at 20:00 on ntv. uncle, where, who did you sign up for my second slipper, look where the second slipper is, you senseless dog, and you, oh, okay, father, don’t you see what a pig. the apartment has been transformed, who scattered this? i keep quiet when with a senior in rank you’re talking, oh you, that’s it, my patience has run out, no more personal things, that’s it,
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that’s it, i’ve finished the game, by the way. you ran into the wrong thing, here. i said, this junk won’t happen, i don’t understand that you’re clinging to the past , i said, this won’t happen, yes, yes, lesh, yes, yes, i’m already ready for work with my things, yes, that’s it, send it, address, that's it, come on, bye, bye, i said, there will be no more rubbish in this house, save up another one,
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a car, put the tail away. great bogtan, but spectacular, witnesses describe safari, they were hunting a homeless person, there are different cartridges, blood, and where are the witnesses? from they called that house and said that they were chasing the victim in a jeep, yeah, but where did the victim go, they dragged him to the barbecue, well, judging by the trail, they dragged him to the car, it’s strange that they didn’t throw him, yes. well, hunters love to show off their trophies, right? do you mean trophies? well , if you can’t hang it on the wall, you’ll have to
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show it off on social networks, look, wait, igor, he’s finally decided, a world tour. with a flashing light, cool, no, moronic jokes, and good morning to you, good, i'm very hesitant about this, where, where is the victim's body, where is missing, no body, no business, there is blood, so this is blood, this is endura, this is capchep, my dear vicus is drying up, why the hell did you call me, i didn’t call you, igor, bye, i photographed everything, the body, while vakhtak, well, if no one wants to work, then..
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while, well, where are you, where are you flying, ahead of the nester himself is flying, he, motherfucker, where are you, you came, look, today is a win-win day for casting magic. in each pile there is both body and action, thank you, please, so, the mood is like a funeral march mikhelson, this is a brilliant comparison, igor, this is the freshest, dig it, this is nothing that means, well, maybe it was just a ficus that someone replanted, dug up, and yes, oh damn, hello to you igor, this is not me , hello, these are homeless people, yes, they dig under each other, from there, why from there, from there they dig
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all operators in the country, yes, max, waktan, come back, there are four of us dead in the forest, i'm sorry, thank you, kind man. in the meantime, watchman, what are you watching? i’ll throw out your junk anyway, that’s it, not a single thing will be at home.
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i’ll still find this junk, i realized i threw it out anyway, uh, rude, dozhel, what are you saying, version three, my wife kicked me out. well, it’s not that it kicked you out, it’s unreasonable jealousy, it destroys human relationships, well, tell me, i’m throwing this trash out of here, and you and the dog are rushing back... or something, tell me, i won’t be long, it’s not a storm yet it won’t settle down, not for long, that’s it, that’s the right question, i dropped by lyubka with pepper, for salt in a neighborly way, for the whole night, so what are you talking about, where am i where all at night, for
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half an hour, which is seven times a a week, okay just like that, well, the button dropped in and caught me, an unambiguous moment, i was just helping lyubka, of course, in a neighborly way, but how else? oh, bahtan, what brownies, our office has started up, nothing, it’s until the storm subsides, or until i find a new woman, well, or the shop doesn’t find a new captain, who, the shop doesn’t need a new captain, yes, no need, 2 weeks, 2 weeks, she will return me, they don’t fight people like me, clearly, unlike people like you, of course, since they didn’t abandon you, where did you get it from and where did you take it, but you collected your monats on the way out, i said, i
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won’t be long, bacchante, there is something, well, there are onions, potatoes, belishi, well, you’ve never been on a train, but we’ll lay down. “what an amazing rug, is this a gift? or do you want to move in with me, where did you put it, hello, monster, uh, i examined the bodies, commendable, len, you know that this is your job, at different times, violent deaths, for everyone extreme degree of exhaustion, alcoholism, drug addiction, yeah, and our last victims, 32 infiltrators, weapons are not listed in the database, survived until the homeless by the way, the warrior is already talking about homeless people, gnezdilov
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is also homeless now, i heard he was kicked out of the house, that’s right, i heard how good it is that i didn’t get married, they would have kicked him out already. for the second time, and you maksimov are not getting married, why is this, and your house is a mess , you can’t bring a decent girl there, well, no need for dirt , i did the general cleaning, threw out all the trash, so lenochka, please invite me, i’m waiting, well, pray to god that i don’t make a mistake with my choice, of course, this is a marriageable groom, so come in, boor. igor, what are you doing here, claudia is there begging
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you need to come home, no, bye, but bye, phew , oh, hi, igor, hi, listen, maybe you can help her a little? igor, get on your knees, call first, yes, of course, that’s still not enough, let him suffer, this is the method , decorations with rafters, oh, this must be painful, no matter what you’re talking about, don’t continue, they identified the body of the second victim, this is sergei naryzhkin , nicknamed narco, and drank the golden youth, then sat down on... and his wife left him, he lived alone, well, well, nothing, doesn’t remind me of anyone, he drank, his wife left him, igor,
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igor, in general, if naryshkin bought drugs, our informant should know him, i’ll go, talk, and golgor, when i return, igor, so that this junk isn’t here, sergei naryshkin, the drug’s nickname looks like a homeless person, so i know him, i i know. he’s just from a wealthy family, and he lived in a large professor’s apartment, by the way, a large professor’s apartment, yes, how did you show up on his path in life, right? well, he got drunk, that’s it, and then our paths diverged, why? maksimov, he just switched to
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drugs, why did they kill him? well, for debts, maybe maybe you need to ask the baryga, so what kind of baryga, where can i find it? the huckster , the one who pushed drugs on him, you ’re trolling me now, tell me, no, i honestly don’t know, oh, maksimov, if i tell you exactly where they are. but i’m closer, you know, if you want, i’ll give you confidence, early answer, igor, this figus of yours attracts more attention than your hat, my, my figus needs bright air and fresh sun, in this area... neither of those , no other, no, what are
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you saying, give me this rubbish here, grab all the rubbish carry, well, where, who, who, hucksters, where, and what do you think, he’s sitting there luring everyone, drugs, fresh drugs, drugs are coming, you think i’ve finished off, yes, igor, that’s enough , i know for sure that they should be black and in gold chains, i’ve seen this 100 times in movies, well, everything is correct, how will it become black if the sun is not there again, my hands are already released, i have to ask help from the local population, oh grandfather, igor, no one has met for 300 years, an advertisement must be submitted, what kind of marriage, let's figure it out, grandpa, grandpa, can you tell me where your dealers are selling drugs, well , so good, but you're crazy, you're a complete fool, i'm from the sub-police, well done, oops! but i realized how i gave it to you on a silver platter with a blue
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fagot, but now shit, agency, ad, quietly, quietly, where are you going, i can’t go there, no, i’m definitely allowed. who is not allowed to own private property, there are no questions, only to particular, a young, promising man of strength and athletic build, ready to rush towards a new relationship, igor, igor, call someone to help me, now a second, don’t you see, i’m for...
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you are with us, because they are winning against us, october 22. 20 on ntv. i'm telling you, vakhtank, these murders are connected. is not a fact. the dealer was selling drugs. anyone could have killed him for anything. and the homeless could really find out about the apartment and kill naryshkin. homeless people in jeeps with machine guns. i'd like to look at this. yes, lenochka. there is information on baryga's phone number. the day before he did it twice. i called naryshkin’s ex-wife, i don’t remember, i told you that these murders are connected, i was just telling you about it, damn happiness, so, well, let’s get up your asses and free yourself do i need a substitution, from which one? what from which?
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numbers, numbers, and here the number one contender comes to me, fell just for my... straddling update, we ’re trying to investigate a double murder here, you don’t mind, i don’t mind, double, well, just the two of you in the corridor and investigate, no, igor, or the three of us will investigate yours. or you and your things are on the way out, busy, busy, what, free, come in, oh, please come in, good afternoon, hello, i’m coming to you according to the announcement, we’re waiting for you, it’s you coming to me, take a seat, it’s you i do not care announcement, yes, we’re already at home, we’ve been waiting for you, we’ve already been waiting for you, strange, you chose a place, don’t say for the first date. well, you just need to imitate a woman right away, as they say,
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as if, but what is this? this is only my hat, not a hat, it’s just mine, and this is our evidence, we listen to the evidence, we call murder a wet case, that’s what it is, but i thought it was for photography, my first husband was a photographer, but we were separated fixative jar. in the refrigerator, and this is your first husband, by the hem? second husband, went to walking the dog through the window, the dog out the window, funny, considering that we didn’t have a dog, but... igor, what about without a third, in general, that’s why no one wants
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to communicate with me, they call me a black widow, they say , as if i bring misfortune, so that all three of your husbands died, no, no, that all four of you died, igor? yes, how do you know, it was in the reports, but what does this change something, igor , or did you chicken out, who, who chickened out, where are the nesters and where is the fear, where, listen, honey, i will definitely call you, definitely, as soon as i'll serve 15 years for the murder of my previous wife, well, i’ll rewind the tag, i’ll wait, yes, of course , by the way, igor, igor, there are services that
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can get you married right in prison, yes, igor will wait for you, yes, igor will definitely wait if he’s in prison they won't kill you, fifth, i'm the only one. excellent widow, go to hell, your igor , yeah, fifth, sixth, seventh, hello, hello, police, hello, well , about your ex-husband, come in,
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come in, you’re tired, well, how are things with you, when last time you saw your ex? 3 years ago, at the day of the divorce, and what, they broke up with him, to put it mildly, he indulged in excess. how are you, yes, so drunk on black, yes, yes, and you left him, yes, you left him, yes, we treated him until the very end, he became a drug addict, of course, you see, the dealer who supplied your husband with drugs called you twice , why, vile man, vile man, well enough, he was trying to find out where one of his most profitable clients had gone, uh-huh, do you live alone, or do you have a husband, alone, just a second,
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yes, of course, at least yes, but in vain, once not, igor, it doesn’t count, for you to be such a beautiful lady, it’s simply indecent to live alone in such a large apartment, i’ll think about it, what’s there to think about, there’s nothing to think about, it’s harmful to think, your chosen one may be just a jump away - you need a profitable and handsome one husband. you're right, but i've been divorced for so long? yeah, me too, sort of. i’m not his, i’m not his, i didn’t mean him, him, he has an apartment, he has a stinking dog, and someone only has ficus trees and oh, look, a naked woman, look, quickly, tell me, were your husband enemies? no, no enemies, no friends, no women,
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there weren’t even women, trouble! i don’t understand that the women are so attracted to you, get yourself a pet too, the dog appreciates me , but what does this have to do with it? it’s just that the women see in your impudent look your big, square ones, now bohtanok, why are they square, and i how do i know why they are large square meters of your apartment, watchman, come in. come here, where are you going? your new grandfather is waiting for you, just like that, vindali, what an unprecedented dump on me, yes, klava will wish that he kicked me out, of course, what, what, what, what, i’ll ask the extra ones to hang themselves. igor, i will be as silent as a pea against a wall, for sure, and i’m going to a master class, to a master class, okay, in 2 seconds, after
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me, come on. yes, lenochka, no, i can’t right now, len, well, in 15, well, tell me, where are you going without me, i’ll tell you later, no, you’ll tell me, i can make a video for you, if you’ll take a video, go here. hello, i came through an advertisement, i came to meet my bright, cultural, original personality, self-existent - i exist alone, in the advertisement it is indicated that you are not satisfied with your gender, absolutely my gender, it does not suit me, he hesitated to sleep on the floor, well, we are
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adults. let's go straight to sex, no, to yours, to your living space, living space , and the advert has a wonderful apartment, yes, but you have so many books, why, let's burn it, we'll burn the books, we'll hand it over to the mall, and there's also a dog, we'll burn the dog, let's set it up in a chinese restaurant for vietnamese, nesters, no, no, no, bacchante, that's it, no master classes, that's it, don't bother me with building my personal life. you haven't yet did you understand that she is hunting for your living space? you are a greedy mercantile creature, i dreamed of such a shit. i warned you, so i’m warning you too, if you climb, i’ll hang out forever in this office at your table, i’ll wash my feet there, sleep, eat and fry my heart, everything, finally mine, here i am, i agree
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to everything. yeah, but i need guarantees, what kind, from the fact that no one will come to us here, no one will come to us, no one will come in there, no one can interfere with our grief, happiness, no, i’m talking about something else, let’s exchange clothes , no, powers of attorney for the apartment, yours, me? and to me yours is a sign of our extreme closeness to me, it’s somehow strange, lord, i’m ready for anything, where, what, here you go, and now, and now,
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and now turn off the light, i’m shy, light? hi, oh, sorry, did anyone take the ad? of course, one inconsolable widow came, and grief, well, you shouldn’t rush , it’s dangerous to make a mistake in such matters, especially the second time, i absolutely agree with you, we have something on the case, well, all the bodies are from the forest the cemeteries were identified, everyone was killed, each of them sold their apartment shortly before their deaths. moreover, the deal was drawn up by the same notary, well, that’s the motive, so we went, we absolutely
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agree, igor, that you’re not alone here or something, alone, and then i’ll turn on the light, no need, it’s late. oh, it wasn’t necessary, yes, well, it wasn’t necessary, let him watch how we work , yes igor, please tell me, dear, you don’t need to go to the notary right now, you don’t need it right now, no it is necessary, thank god, otherwise we are already planning to interrogate him, yes, let's do it without me this time, otherwise i have no idea about the child, yeah, and where is your fiancee, she... screwed me over, yes, she deceived me, oh, she stole the power of attorney for the apartment, ran away, what do you care? worry, you don’t have an apartment , yes, i have nothing to worry about, you need to worry, you don’t have one, i
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wrote a power of attorney for yours, that well, this is not the worst thing, she stole clothes too, yes, think about it , swept everything, swept everything, bitch, left her panties, listen, how you got me, honestly, this rug alone is too much, came from nowhere, another is making a power of attorney for someone else’s apartment, degenerate, phenomenal, boor, i don’t have spare panties, redneck, so uncle, that means i’m going to the notary, you stay with the elder, make sure the wheels don’t come off the car, got it, i
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’ll be back soon , what is this, or did you think that i wouldn’t see him, that’s it, forget about him, i said. hello, hello, police , please come in, we're investigating a series of murders, coffee, no thanks, i don't drink tea? how can i help? here i have a list of notarial transactions that you
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formalized, please check, yes, yeah, indeed, i formalized these transactions, everything was legal, you just understand that these are all the owners of the sold apartments? everyone was killed immediately after the transaction was completed, so what is the question, do you suspect me, but you seriously don’t see the connection between the sale of the apartment and the murder? are you married? what turn of events? divorced, so what? great, don't you think? do you have questions for zakss? but no, that’s the least question i have about the zaks, right? so the notary only checks the documents and certifies them making transactions. everything, yes, yes, i got it, sorry, stupid, uh-huh. so we have
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