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tv   Balabol-5  NTV  October 30, 2023 10:15pm-11:36pm MSK

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[000:00:00;00] old, i’ll go to the children, you don’t, you didn’t listen to the end, i understood everything, my answer , no, hello, i also ate, yes, that the man waited for me, i’m tired after the shift, i’m offended, offended, oh, cool, i can’t turn it roller coaster, kostya, kostya, kostya, kostya, can you hear me, what happened, call an ambulance
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for the person who is ill, kostya, yes, kostya, kostya! do you hear, kostya, wake up, wake up, kostya, what is it, calling, kostya, don’t miss tomorrow, we will help you, i promise, only now you have to tell you what happened, well , boy, comrade, knyom, called cordial blow, remember, suddenly you’ll be gone, 312th brigade, they threw a man at the substation, and here only olga kirillovna is a slime, kosya, what to do, intubate, come on, i can’t, i forgot, olya, you can do it, come on, discharge, ambulance, i'm
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back together again, tomorrow at 20:00 on ntv. so don’t drink today, tomorrow at 8 am we’ll leave, where we’re going, tomorrow you’ll find out, but i’m getting ready, this is what, 200 bucks, well, yes, well, go to her, or you won’t get up without half a liter, no, bro , i have just after half a liter, they stand on it. well then, screw it up, next time you go to your lute, what a bitch, what the fuck, are you a chump, a suicidal person, he looks like a drunk, come here, you animal, do you hear, at the flip flops, the suit costs more than your head,
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you. .. break your arms, look at me, i’m talking to you, i just
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knocked out my eye, i’ll fire you both, he also stole my car, well, we won’t tell you what mom says, that you eat badly, look. such a bubble, here is your folder, a real drake eats from morning to evening, straight as a bayonet, not a single curve everything is a toilet, dad, what are you teaching your child, he repeats everything, and if he gives it to him in kindergarten, or at home to his dad, and he sees his folder at all, what are you talking about, may, well, i ’m not blind, i see everything , before vaska ran home, his hair was curled, and now he sits in the department until dark, like a homeless orphan, is everything fine with you, normal, normal or
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normal? yes, your honor, san, where are you, like where on a mission, on what? man, dad, okay, don’t tell me if you don’t want to, i’ll torture vaska, bye, bye, bobchik, bye, dad! so where are they taking you? oh don't ask nicholson was at the zoo, i took care of a hippopotamus, today i cleaned the enclosure, can you imagine how many hippopotamuses there are? sanya, spare
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me from these, then what kind of cedar is feni behemoth? hippotamus, amphibius? yes, today, in broad daylight, a war veteran received three orders. taken, i mean, well, not from a lifeless body, or is it all written there , but well, well, this is theft, that’s what the district police officer should deal with, nicholson, i have five cases in progress, two trials this week, the district police officer has never had them in his life won’t find it, you know that very well, then i ask you, that’s enough, well, more than enough, thank you, not human, okay, we’ll figure it out.
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hippopotus amphibius, that means you put the jacket on the bench, and then when you took it, the orders were gone, yes, son, well, i live there, i feed there, almost every day. well, for this to happen, i never even thought, how long was the pidgeat unattended? well, about five minutes, maybe seven, a little more, and you always wear orders, these yes, but the rest are only on holidays, you have a lot of orders, zhukov had more, i think, but these are for me the most valuable, because the order of glory is simple. they didn’t give it like that, but generally they didn’t give orders just like that, hello, you apparently already know, yes, i just came from gribano, vasily, take your zhora, go to the park, there are probably some hawkers, janitors, dog walkers there
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, you never know, maybe what you saw, okay, tach captain , and you find a local block and remind him that in the life of every law enforcement officer there is a place for heroism, maybe something will work out, so, well, can i go or how should i wait? sit, no, you definitely don’t need to wait, we have your application, testimony too, we’ll find the villains, we’ll let you know, do you think you’ll find them? we’ll find it, we’ll definitely find it, and we’ll send out the penal companies, i’m from the penal corps myself, so no need
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, well, they’ll return the orders and you vaska, okay, go already, yeah, seksotdynin, you’ve prepared an operational report that you’re scaring me so much, then
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what you say bad words , that’s what a seksot is, a seksot is a secret employee, listen to what it sounds like, a secret employee, isn’t that an informer or some kind of drum? alexander mikhailovich, did you want something or came to share linguistic knowledge? my linguistic knowledge shines when i draw up a protocol, oh, what are you, sometimes i’ll write something like that, yeah. the detainees don’t even understand what they’re signing, well, that’s because the lawyers have such fees , well, we’ll talk about the lawyer’s fees later, you’d better tell me which of the locals with pockets now works here in the park, well, there were three permanent ones, sleepers, bits, and chick, but sleepers and trochki, your colleagues have been issued a temporary registration in the local pre-trial detention center for a month, so there is only one chick left, yes, but by the way, you know how many new ones have appeared, about which i know nothing at all, today
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they gave... more kicks, and almost knocked out the eyes of my lip, but who are those brave musketeers, who knows, because then they didn’t musketeers, but a fairy-tale gnome, because witnesses from his performance say that he was alone, and no taller than a kamaz wheel, but okay, caesar's, caesar's, what the hell, how to find him? well, kostya, chick, i don’t know his last name, but he ’s always hanging around at the anchor, like you aren’t, and he looks just like you, little dot, short, blond, above the right, no, yes, there is a scar above the right eyebrow, come on, short, with a scar, i understand, well, dynin, we will prepare awards documents for you, an order, of course, i don’t promise, but an annual subscription to
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moruzilka magazine . i guarantee, uh-huh, thank you, good man, the light means, and this one just runs, and in parallel falls, they run after him, not at all, just makars, go to the toilet, go, i don’t want to go to the toilet. would you like an enema? yes, i think i ’ll go, documents, excuse me,
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clear my ears, well, what did you do today? ugly obscenity, i wanted to put you on trial before a military tribunal, but the victim turned out to be less bloodthirsty than me, so he simply asked to return the stolen property, i have no idea what we’re talking about, you have no idea what we’re talking about, okay, i now i’ll try to explain more clearly, you’re a wild animal, this morning in the park you gave your honored grandfather three orders of glory, if you think you can get away with this, then you’re a complete moron, so listen to me carefully, if by 6 pm these orders are in my possession department, i'll tell you federal wanted list, and when they catch you, i’ll plant heroin on you, and i’ll plant so much that you’ll be guaranteed a ticket to the solikamsk sanatorium through the uvsin line for 10 years. fershtein, fershtein, fershtein, i’ve already given everything to the bully, but that’s not my problem, decide them yourself, yes, if you want, you can even satisfy all his sexual... fantasies with deprivation with him in
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what kind of advice filiah? come on, let's get to the pier. what, timurovites, did the kvakin bear hit you? hello, mihalovich. what are you talking about, i don’t understand something. great, great. yes, i’m just talking about the fact that the whole moldovan woman and marina rosshcha have been buzzing since the morning like some kind of fighting gnome, damaging people’s lips, and his own eyesight. decided, and even untied his car, that they were lying or what? oh, they are shamelessly arrogant, people have become evil, they are slandering, you should, mikhalovich , listen less to my envious people, you are like that on the stove, and you accidentally damaged your eye with a knitting needle, clearly, mikhalovich, why did you come? well, just out of curiosity. but came from
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the fact that when some visiting arrogant marines begin to easily slap your people on the head, explosions of machine gun fire begin to roar, and then i trace the corpses on the asphalt with chalk, and as soon as i think about it, heartburn begins, my lip, your car will get off, with the key in the ignition, she probably left on her own, there’s a surprise inside for you, money, probably, what kind of surprise? this is what i’m thinking, maybe this kvakin’s bear can be punched by the lads? there is, you’d better find a library near your house, why? so that then don't look for the kvakin bear? in short, will you send people to see if the car is there, otherwise he mikhalovich was talking about some kind of surprise? in short, let them check everything , maybe there’s a corpse in the trunk, or the saber spent it
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as a beggar, and in general some murky stories, so why cancel everything, or something, or what? or how, if we don’t bring the money, we’ll fly past the cash register, but we can’t lose such a piece, it’s painfully fatty. you know better, well, it’s somehow weird , i would cancel everything, we’re working as agreed.
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good luck guys, bye bye, grenade, it’s normal, that is, you didn’t see anything suspicious, no, i was carrying out a few steps, i didn’t have time to take a few steps, suddenly there was a bang so strong that i myself, well, in general, came back, opened the door, and then it was all over, from the moment , how you closed the door and then opened it again, how much time passed, no more than a minute, that means you went outside, there was already no trace of the pilots, that’s for sure. i said something funny, but no, it just turns out somehow strange, you essentially just closed the door,
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less than a minute later you open it, and there it’s all over, there are no raiders , smart guys, don’t you think so, well, if you catch them, ask where they decided to snap cash collectors like that, we’ll definitely ask, can i be free, yes, of course, hello, gribanov hasn’t arrived yet, no, but what kind of fruit, the security guard, in his words, it turns out that he released the collector, closed it, there was an explosion, almost immediately opening the doors and they were already resting on the asphalt, no raiders, no money, but he didn’t see anything, maybe he really didn’t see , but judging by your satisfied face, you don’t do you think that you are ready to impale this worthy citizen on a sin stake? but i haven’t decided yet, i’m not the only one who thinks that such raids are not carried out without the participation of one of the bank employees, and i decided to try him on as a gunner, we’ll see, okay, let’s go, zhora and zoya are studying recordings from
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surveillance cameras , maybe there is something interesting? good afternoon, colleague, we are certainly colleagues, mayor balabin, oh , hello, hello, well, it’s unlikely, i’m from the army, colonel bildin, and it’s certainly not a good day, but we’re doing a common job, it’s right, that’s for sure , so, my colleague believes that this disgrace is impossible without the participation of one of the bank employees, well, in any case , it’s difficult to do for sure, no way, cars bring and take away money several times a day. elementary observation, development, risk, if you want, people on the street are killed for a wallet, and the probability that the cash collector’s bag will contain a negligible amount, the same as in a stolen wallet, will be a million, well, let me guess, which means the raiders were unusually lucky they guessed the moment when there will be the maximum possible amount in the bag, by the way, what was the amount?
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5 million, and no, you didn’t guess, you didn’t guess, in the morning there was a car with money for the branches, so there was 20 million. what time is the security shift, what is their schedule anyway? three days later, the shift was at 19:00, so in the morning there was the same shift as now, then the security doesn’t know when how much money is being brought, i would ask, without any particular reason, not to blame my people, no one is accusing your people yet , when talking about bank employees, i mean all employees, not just security. sanya, look. deftly, just some kind of cycle, it seems, vasily is not lying, what’s his name, gray-haired, you don’t notice anything unusual, but what’s unusual here, three dudes threw a grenade, ate money from collectors, everything is fine, routine, are we really thinking about the same thing and the same thing,
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tell me, did one of the raiders take a selfie with the bank’s camera? they are kind of small, well, the robbers of the kremlin regiment gain from 175 cm, but no, in fact, look, here he is near the car, there are 150 centimeters in him, no more, maybe even less, yeah, somehow you amazingly calm, can i somehow influence the situation? no, but you can give us the files of bank employees, here is this note, promise not to leave the city in the near future, i’m a suspect, but what about you, you’re a bank employee, well then give a signature not to leave, and without it, dismiss me, my work involves business trips, including to other regions, well, at least you can give me the records
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of the case, that’s right, we’re doing a common job, but it’s mine, well, as they say: time will tell the tv, comrade lieutenant, formalize the seizure, but what am i doing? we're done, thanks guys, now let's go, oh, i see, by the looks of it, the crime has been solved, the villains have defended the passport , they've smeared everything with fingerprints, the witnesses are rushing to the line to draw up an identikit, well, look for witnesses, this is not our diocese, san, what do you look like? i’m very tired, maybe you can take a vacation, or some vitamins, at least drink some, so please me, everyone is alive, there are no tropes, it’s joyful, but how will we expose the villains? and there’s nothing, actually , except fragments, a grenade, nothing, uh, flash noise, most likely, dawn, uh, they threw it at the feet of the collector, so to speak,
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what was found missing? i found it, have a smoke for now. mother! come on, cuba, wait, well, i checked the car, everything is fine, i checked, not a damn thing is normal, the bastard almost knocked out my eye , i’ll find the skin off my ass, you’re not thinking about that, cuba, better tell me what it was, it’s okay, we ran into a bull, the main thing is that he
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shit right on the rug in the car, well, it’s good that the smell wasn’t absorbed, i don’t feel like it, that’s what people went, and there were only demons around , chenokovrik, it was strong, yes, well, well, at least the salon wasn’t ruined, okay, let’s put it down to the bottle, and you can work, lip, maybe you need it. rest for another week, and i’ll entrust your topic to someone else, well, max , for example, fuck off, the topic is mine, i have to work on it, and in general, i don’t trust this max, he’s kind of shady, so, so, so, so , max, a normal guy, correct, his head works normally, in general, today you are with the guys, you stay here, and tomorrow morning
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good luck, well, max will back you up, oh well, maybe i can somehow manage without him, but no, lip, i can’t manage, the topic is yours, and my grandmothers, you lip, in general, lately you’ve been parting with my property too easily, just like my wife with money from a credit card, you already compared to me, mikhi, maybe you don’t trust me, but don’t be bully, if you didn’t trust me, you wouldn’t be sitting here, that’s it, finished the market, max, and, mikhi, listen, there’s such a thing here that you too are sent to the salon they made a mess, no, where, you, i would like to drive home for a scratch, and what if, well, it’s like you’re giving birth there faster, well, i need to give injections,
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what are you doing? whether? what tricks? whether? i went to the hatch. well, get up, get up, get up, get up, do you want me to call the sanitary station to the house because of your little fellow? in short, get out, get out, get your injections and spend the night at home, thank you, mifey. well, yes, the lip
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will pick you up in the morning. i realized that his head is normal. egorka, egorka, egorka, go, hello, shoot now, come on, come on. hi, hi, oh,
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handsome, great, sanya, that’s where vanka is, and he’s there, sulking, yeah, how did it all go, everything according to plan, yes, fuck, that’s it, as you ordered, we went into the entrance, then through the attic to the back entrance, then changed clothes at intervals of 5 minutes, one at a time, clothes, money, the money is in the storage room at the station, the clothes burned in the forest, what’s not in the mood, what- something’s wrong, something’s wrong , dad, we robbed a bank, well, son, we
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discussed it, we didn’t kill anyone, and the bank will write off this devastating amount at the end of the week, everyone will be happy. that no one died during the attack and that they will not have to pay insurance to the relatives of the collector, yes, but not i dreamed about this when you picked me up on the street, well, yes, you picked me up like a lost mitten, how long did you live on the street, for 3 years no one cared about you. and your drunk mother and this bastard from the guardianship, but when i came to announce your adoption , she froze me with papers, the salary
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is small, the stomach is not the same, there is no wife, and sasha vovka, they collected food from garbage dumps so that their drunken parents would have what to eat, uh, son, well, stop this business, you hear, you ’re the elder now, what’s going to happen to me, who about yours he’ll take care of his brothers, that’s it, dad, and i don’t want anything to happen to you , you know, i don’t want to, that’s not what you taught us, i taught you, first of all, that you take care of each other. and that no one needs you except me and each other, i’m not doing this for myself, you don’t know much, son, but believe me, if i took responsibility
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i'll come in now, don't thank me. quickly, that there are detainees, but there are no detainees , a good samaritan brought it, he says, he found it on the street right away to us , fulfilling his civic duty, well, yes, well, okay, you know better, but what about the robbery at the bank? well, nothing yet, zoya, zhora and the grasshopper are still working there, and why aren’t you there? hello, you told me to find orders, i found that there was a robbery, so i say, nothing so far, essentially
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just water, three attackers, a flash-noise grenade, thank god, everyone is alive and thanks for that, well, let's do it tomorrow we'll figure it out and why not today, well, actually nicholson, but in some centuries the robbers didn’t kill anyone, we’re not even sure that they had weapons, just don’t say that a stun grenade is a pyrotechnic device, so it’s robbery, and not robbery, i won’t say, although of course it’s not good, don’t start, okay, tomorrow is tomorrow, yes , you won’t put the vehicle on the wanted list, you won’t order a weapons examination, you won’t send out an identikit to the departments, okay, by lunchtime tomorrow there’s a plan for local events on my table, hallelujah, i knew that common sense would prevail, peace
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, they don’t understand it any other way. they’ll be late, it’s okay , it’s okay, you’ll get there in half an hour, there’s a lot of time, i just don’t like it when i ’m late, they give me folders, count them as bankers , whoever does the banking gets a card in their hands. so they are not late, but delayed, oh, the whole amount, as agreed, is not faster they could, you understand, everything is in order, i understand, that’s why i turned to you, i couldn’t pull it out myself, now it’s become difficult with cash, yes, that week we had another garbage dump slammed, more problems, well, no
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we're leaving. great, sleep long your honor, the main thing is not to be late for work, hello, it’s to ensure that the bosses don’t arrive before themselves. what do you have here? yes, it all looks like the guys’ tire burst, they came out to change it, well, they laid them down, it ’s the machine’s lips, yeah, and he himself, which is also, but no,
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he wasn’t here, that’s what happened, oh, maybe, explain, not long ago, yesterday the lip entered into, so to speak, a traffic conflict, as a result of which it deprived this of its property. and also acquired an eye injury along with this bandage, i didn’t understand, if he lost it yesterday, then how did he end up here today on it, he’s still young, so he didn’t understand, let’s say sand will fall out of me soon, but i didn’t understand anything either, and you’re too old, so there’s nothing left you know, a dizzying promotion from a betting league with a prize fund of more than 100 million rubles. the jackpot is a big jug from the betting league, winning is inevitable. hello, alexander mikhailovich, hello, pioneer, brumych, but if you want to say that again there is nothing, then i give you my word of honor, when i die, i won’t allow my lifeless body to be opened. firstly, hello,
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sasha, and secondly, you will outlive us all, or rather, you are already alive. thirdly, thirdly, don’t be such a bore, yanych. okay, there was a second car, parked right here. don’t you want to say that the examination is already ready, and from what this follows, this follows from the shoe size thirty-five, no more, that is, we can assume that the attackers were short, again a pioneer detachment, the same as the bank that is it? and some dwarf trimmed the lip with its eagles, i can continue, sorry, everyone was killed with pm, presumably from the same one, but as in the case of the bank, they were first stunned by a flashbang grenade. and only then they shot him. why did they start shooting,
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everything in their bank went like clockwork. i dare to assume that they started shooting after one of the victims, who was sitting in the car, managed to shoot first and wounded or even killed one of the attackers, right here by the trunk. this means that the attackers arrived, threw their firecracker, stunned him, and ran up to take away what was in the trunk. then this not disassembly, the lip was transporting something. oh, the bosses have arrived. what is your solution, comrade major? nikolai nikolaevich, why have we been sleeping for so long, huh? listen, i ask you, respect the chain of command, is it your fault, what do we have here? does it look like robbery, comrade lieutenant colonel? so, it seems, or robbery? well, i don’t know yet, i can say for sure that we have three corpses, well, maybe four, maybe five. listen, don't fool me . three, five, how many dead in total?
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there are three here, our expert says that one of the attackers is probably wounded, or maybe killed. lord, we didn’t have time to sort things out with the bank, there ’s also this, well, this and the bank can be combined into one thing, what is the basis for? the composition of the group, the method of attack, i think these were the same people as during the bank robbery, the car was familiar, not the lips for an hour, yeah, alfred heinrich. he himself disappeared, but with one hundred percent probability i can assume that he was here , but do you think he could have exposed his lips to bullets, well, you know these thieves, first they baptize children together, then they dig each other’s graves, so we need to talk about this ask, we’ll ask, we’ll ask for port arthur,
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