what are you doing, are you just sitting there? i’ve been in prison for 15 years already, i’ve gotten so into this role that i like it so much, i just like it, prison, now it’s my home, you’re guarding everything, or what? well, yes, i would like to retire, but who will let me go, it doesn’t work out, yes, i have a position , i’ll eat the salary, but i have no title, no documents, absurdity, absurdity, come on, open the door, simanov, come on, throw yourself like a hog, quickly organize something for us, sir. don’t forget to load up the cookies with the crooks, well, now we’re whileing away the evening, you’re a citizen boss, the strangest boss of all the things i've seen, do you know what it is? no, it’s a jack, a jack, he was a lieutenant, he held the son like that, six honors, yes , six, then he joined the convoy, can you imagine, oh well, it doesn’t happen like that, well, since i exist,

that means it happens, well then tell me, well it’s really interesting, let’s scratch the musha, and it was in 2020, i was then serving my sixth term in a prison camp in the city of ensk, the boys and i decided to go skiing, started digging a tunnel from our zone’s boiler room under the fence, well, we decided to go straight to the prison cemetery . come out, we’ll dig up here, too, from where is there glass here? it’s glass itself, damn it, wow, it’s a diamond.

here’s another one, guys, you and i found a diamond deposit, come on, come on, but the informers betrayed us, colonel, why are you running around like you’re about to give birth, nikodimovich, we’re in an emergency, the bunnies were preparing an escape, have they left? no, why are you screaming like a fish then? they were digging from the boiler room, they found the birthplace of diamonds, a lot of them, it's crazy, the prisoners found diamond deposits right under your nose, i'm blowing my mind. all

the money from the stones in the thieves' common is gone, how do we understand this, are you the head of the zone, or who? i i’ll remember, colonel, we are representatives of state power, people in uniform, half of the profit is according to the law ours, half for the thieves, half for us, everything should be fair, and then a pleading comes from the moscow thieves, they decided to cancel our escape and start under. .. from society freely, well, that means we are collecting moss, and then a little man comes, well, as if for our products, well, for zonn’s carpentry , and at the same time they take out our stones, and they call this man, herman, then he she remained in the settlement for 2 years.

so, we have a stop problem, come to our zone. a national commission of the european union and unesco, fucking human rights activists, is coming to see how we hold convicts, and parasites from unesco, because it turns out that the prison building is a world cultural heritage site, supposedly the oldest stone building in siberia that has survived to this day, but how we’re going to show the contingent, it’s impossible, comrade general, they’re all... evil, arrogant, this kind of crap, comrades, is approaching our asses, and i’ve already thought of everything, we’ll clear the zone from

prisoners in 2 hours, well, this is too much, so many souls for... that color is somehow not human, nikodimovich is a fool, well, in your opinion, am i a complete murderer, or what? i have a normal plan, we put prisoners on a train and ride all over russia for two weeks, remove some of the guards and you are taken over by the elders, here you will become nikodimovich, and you are a dubinin, and here instead of real ones... we will bring artists, teach them to answer correctly to questions, everything will be smooth, european-style, you’re serious, you’re also a general, this doesn’t happen, where can we get so many artists, we don’t need many,

we will tell the european commission that crime in the country has sharply decreased, fallen, so to speak, under the irresistible onslaught of stability, there are fewer and fewer prisoners every day, but the russians do not want to break the law, like soon we will shake the hand of the last reforged criminal, you understand correctly , but what we definitely don’t have in our city is all sorts of unnecessary nonsense, like theaters and museums, where can we get artists? i have already taken care of this, i have one troupe of a burnt theater. this trunk begins to push them behind these artists, why did the theater burn down, wait, wait, maybe i’ll tell you, after all, it’s my story, but without a market, let’s cut it short, so guys, you served in a theater in a small provincial town on the volga, and i worked there as an artistic director,

leader, director, quietly, quietly , we had a fire, marina, where is my wife, marina, but no one saw, marina, marina, marina, marisha, maryshka! kostya, i’m all, i’m all burning, how i ’m burning, and we’re burning, motherfucker, move away,

karari, marisha, stop. water supply, tension fabric, quickly, pull down cool, woman, don’t be afraid, parina, lord , lord, little girl, come here, come here, my dear little girl, i was so worried, little girl, what were you two doing there? who are we? you? so we did, we rehearsed, a love scene by the fountain, yeah, by the fountain. the next

day, after the fire, we all fell into despondency and suddenly the bell rang. from a friend of general khobotov, and he offers me such an adventure, but for such money, guys, i couldn’t refuse. and then i told the corpse how to live now that the whole stage and dramaturgy had disappeared, how to live as an actor who had been burned, so as all our loved ones correctly said and how god thank you, thank you, dear, thank you, dear, but the management has provided for everything, while our burnt temple of milpomene is being restored, you have a great opportunity to earn a little money. and also to replenish my acting piggy bank with experience and be at the limit until

our temple is restored, but what should we do? i’ll answer this question for you, the general called me this morning, i need to go to prison, everyone’s gone crazy, what prison? calm down, it will happen reality show, for western human rights activists, we must play inmates of one of the siberian... zones, but there is one thing, but only the male part of the team participates in this project, what kind of rabid sexism is this, we actually also want to participate in project, yes, lisa, yes, marisha, marisha , you have to understand, this is still a men’s zone, you understand that there is no female contingent there , and are we not actresses, or what? it’s unpleasant how many male, well, in the sense of children’s roles were played, tom sawyer, princes. nischi, chuk and geg, squirrel and arrow, what are you doing?

crazy, marish, this is a men's zone, listen, well, the main thing is not to chatter in front of the customer , and we will wrap the chest with screws, that's all, and those breasts, laughter, but just, nakintevich, come to my office, which is not there, i am the king, feet ? friend, that's it, back, now my part of the story, everything went according to the plan invented by general khobotov, nikodimovich, the sub-contingent cars will be at the station in an hour, immediately start loading the prisoners, and when the actors arrive, tomorrow, we need to bring yours in 24 hours seminar to the european standard, there are guest workers in the city, you better tell me, but where are they not now, attract them, and you won’t buy them kazimovich, charge double payment for speed and quality. yeah, double, it’s easy for you to say, but i have a half-ruble account for the skeleton of a mermaid, i knew that’s exactly

what you’d say, take it for expenses and don’t steal a lot yourself, but i have a feeling it’ll work out as always, why are you whining, old wolf escort , some clumsy professor from the academy of sciences, one more thing, the artists who will arrive tomorrow, they don’t need to know about our affairs in the tunnel, but i understand. now you can bang, the main thing is to order these out, tuna, raise the zone, build, call to the loading, everyone, the pepper is clear for everyone, more mattresses.

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chaferka with gingerbread, without chaferku you’ll have to, i printed the formation for people, so come on bro, take off your clothes, i’m going to the parade ground, you, and what about in the middle of the night, uh, is there an information desk here, or what? extremist, go to the parade ground, general formation. no, hey, someone help, it just so happened that there were three of us, well, who didn’t make it to loading, me, alec alphonse, and dan the extremist, wait, boss, how could this be, why on verification did not find out where trizek was, but tell me, aidar, this is what i tell you... what i put into your head every time is that when loading and unloading heads must be counted twice, and there was such a rush, this loading was led by the first deputy of our owner, named berezin,

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where did they close the zone? and what is it that you don’t know? all day long on tv they report that all our prisoners are being taken away by america, that there are only a few of our own? you don’t understand, and it’s not just that, in return we agree that the whole silicon valley will come here to us. 3 years

persuaded our administration to allow them to pay taxes to our city budget, it’s a pity that i’m not for this, now i would go to the states, val, look who we warmed up on our chests, yeah, this is a cosmopolitan, a traitor to the motherland, who will load things, food? that's right, oh my, take the prisoners and do this, come on, the third cell is gone, the second cell is gone, no mansions, belly,

no jack. yes, my student and alik are not enough , he might say, cyric, have you gone crazy, and if they went into the lead, be silent, gorina, tell the others if anyone blurts out a word, i’ll send the liver for pate, quietly, nerd, comrade lieutenant colonel. loading is complete, tell the coachman on the locomotive, we can move on, where is our train, and just stand there, loading, quickly, quickly, zaki, forward, forward,

loading, loading, quickly, quickly, loading, come on! are you sure everyone was loaded?

the soul rushed into the area.

hey damn, who are you? and shaitan, anna nikolaevna, is the healing balm of my soul, she is always in my heart, chief , i need more paint, i’ve run out of paint, give me a lot of paint, the repair will be quick, okay, i’ll tell you, where is everyone? there, everything, there, in the square,

general, coffee, here. beauty, there is a zone, but there are no prisoners, it’s just some kind of happiness if there are no prisoners, who is this? well, how could this happen, as

i ask you, freaks, boss, we filter the market, we don’t upset people, tell me why you didn’t leave, everyone has different reasons, for example, as a government official... i’m supposed to sleep, not jump at the stations, i’ll kill the bastards, okay , is it time, now to think, we need to think about what to do with them, like march into the corridor, wait there, listen, nikodimovich, and this fallet, he knows diamond mining, what do you think, he ’s talking to me so impudently, he’s in the tunnel from the moscow holocaust, and what do you think, there will be problems? did he stay in the zone on purpose, so as not to abandon the tunnel, only to ours, now, i didn’t think of anything,

nikodimovich, your scythe, you can come up with it, but i have only one option, i need to send all three to my brother-in-law, who is our brother-in-law, petrovich, the chief of the local police, he already has a camera. yes, news, let them sit there, normal idea, colleagues, everyone i hear you and i have a difficult task, we have to get used to the characters, criminals, maniacs, rippers, you can easily see how many koscheys and derimars have been outplayed, yes, at tul, it’s not so easy to surprise european human rights activists, you have to go deep.

dive deeply, deeply, dive very deeply, your own jargon, take into account the hierarchy of relationships, understand the motivation of these people, you see, yes, yes, comrade director, so that stanislavsky does not even dare to shout out his famous, i don’t believe it, here i sketched out a few slang for you expressions such as i'll tear my mouth. century will not be seen, i ask you to familiarize yourself with them, learn them, and be sure to read these two wonderful brochures, okay, okay, please, thank you! well, girls, that's it, soon anska, it's time to disguise your secondary sexual characteristics, godfather, you're out of your mind, how can you keep three real prisoners in a simple police department, well, it's really necessary, petrovich, well, i have nowhere else to put them. well, not burying them, in fact, is a sin. okay, straight from your

crooks. thank you, petrovich, human being, but it’s not just like that, your zaki will come back, build me a new dacha, and the materials will be at the expense of the zone, yeah, they’re fat, they’re not fat, they’ll hang together later. okay, i agree. look there, i can’t keep my own criminals in my department, i have my own bosses, god forbid they find out, they’ll fucking kill you, and if you say that there’s no point in running away, then there’s no need to protect them, i’ll give them to my especially trusted employees , he's those three, you see, i'm going, i'm going. fuck your crooks, we agreed

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the lieutenant colonel on your train has been standing at the station for an hour already and is interfering with the passage of other trains, and what do you want? i need to close the road act, for this i must know where you are going, right here, this is the final point of the railway, i know, i will report to my superiors.

that you are commanding a train in a drunken state, listen to me carefully, now i will deconvoy you with my authority for two or three weeks, you will live in the city, in apartments, in families, unexpectedly, and if we run away, it makes sense, all you have to do is sit in prison, but you will be blown up , they’ll throw in another three rubles. you’re right, boss, there is such a reality, in these new families of ours, what about the female gender, for you personally, one thing careless sexual movement and you will be shot, you know it is so. did i say about you that you are a hacker? me, why? why did you want me to tell the policeman with whom you will live that you wrote an extremist post about him, which policeman? so, your new owners are the local cops. what are you, boss, with a garbage house under

one roof, this is a mess. talk to me again, that's it, in the car. citizen-boss, how so? well, you were a respected thief, a police officer, and you gave consent to live with a cop under the same roof, so i’ll explain it on my fingers, well, now you ’re traveling in a carriage under the same roof with the guards, and have you been caught up or something? so i’m not going of my own free will, so i’m not going of my own free will, nikodimoch ordered me, and then i was a prisoner , they ordered me, i went, wait, now it’s my turn, so listen, a bus meets us, they put us on and take us

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