[000:00:00;00] it never happened, old man, don’t you understand, well, it’s clear, the authorities ordered this book not to be given to the population, but they hide everything from us, what nonsense, only my dear, the truth cannot be hidden, we are not idiots, we know everything , yes, that’s it, people have completely lost their minds, don’t say they’re some kind of zombies, everything is much simpler, uninteresting, and how? our cops found a well-preserved corpse of a mammoth, cut it up and ate it, it turned out to contain some kind of ancient virus, they say it has a very high lethality, do you have books about viruses

of ancient animals? it's a pity. igor, you please forgive me for yesterday, i didn’t know that you were interested in doctors, we’ve been with her for a long time, and she didn’t tell me anything about you, do you believe me? you, too, excuse me for coming in with your fists, acting like a moron, i need to ask vanya to come see her, i’ll go and apologize, she wants to go home for dinner, i’ll intercept her there. of all the flowers, anna nikolaevna respects the peony most. why can't you call igor right here? because he is on duty, he cannot be distracted. and he definitely didn’t eat mammoth. well, there was no mammoth. yes, whose then? a skull above the entrance to the department? tell me honestly,

is igor infected? screw it, comrade lieutenant, yes, but if you take not two, but three boat boxes, three, then we don’t take wives , yeah, we don’t let dogs out of the bus, and we don’t go too far into the forest ourselves, yes, then i suggest taking four boxes of spoons, then jaune. we don’t take dogs, guns, and we don’t get off the bus into the forest, and if there are five boxes, then we don’t go anywhere at all, thank you, comrades, comrades, the concert on requests is over, don’t

forget to pay according to what you received citizens prisoners in cars. hello. hello, i'm sorry about yesterday, this is for you, i agree, i'll call you, somehow, i'll call you sometime , well, see you, bogdan, but it hurts because,

ah-ah, bogdan, i'm sorry, i didn't mean to, very symbolic for the current moment, straight to the head, excuse me, but who are you anyway and for what reason? allow me to introduce myself, gostovidit, spiritual son of burevo, seventh generation combat white magician, this is my identification, i arrived in your city to provide practical assistance in the fight against manifestations of the zombie virus, friends, it hurts, go, smash everything with vodka business, there in the locker. i was, this is the first time i’ve seen such a certificate, and you’re definitely not crazy, girl, i understand that people in your profession have a special cynicism, but now is not the time for jokes and disbelief in my powers, the city is in terrible danger, another day of delay and dark forces it will be captured completely, of course, i’m sorry, but what do you need from us, a live broadcast and an appeal to

the citizens of russia. and what? no, this is already too much. a black cloud covers the glorious city of ensk. corpses walk among the living. poisoned saliva. blood on fangs, dead male bodies rushing to the women's bathhouse, mr. mack , it's time for you, when you realize that you can't do without me, find me at the local hotel, and god grant that it's not too late.

we can use it , but what is happening here, why are you boarding up the station, but it is no longer needed, and how will people buy tickets, wait for trains, there will be no more trains. what does it mean? our station is the final one, there are no further paths, only the northern lights and reindeer herds, and the path along which you came from the continent has been dismantled, no one else has come to us at all, as dismantled? for what? i don’t know, probably someone needs the rails more than we do, damn you know, how are we going to get back? no way, i’m telling you, there are no more reals, so you... a week ago he died from drinking, and the opera won’t work without him, there’s no one to write out these as separate orders, goodbye, young

people, contact me in the spring of next year, sanych, finished , finished, things seem to have hit us head over heels, soldier, come to me, where is the whole headquarters, what headquarters? bastard, traitor, enemy of the people, weapons, hand over weapons, death, shoot the spies like rabid dogs,

fire in those walls, this is a doctor’s fioscott, we need to knit, fines, listen to my command, deer forward, hold, we stand, we wait, it’s stupid, but you can’t think of anything else, we need to comb the forest around the city, that’s right, we’ll take a barbecue, we’ll call the girls , all your thoughts are around the female gender, but that’s good for you, misha, you have everything of your own sitting at home , use it as you want, and we, unfortunate tramps, neglected by women’s attention, or rather deprived, he always says like a fool that i’m the fool, okay, misha is right, standing here... the backless panorama will light up some kind of, in general, there is an idea, to hell with you, say that you are talking about an idea, it means that herman has one carifan, a rattle laska, i know where he lives, if you take him by the body and talk, so why didn’t you

say it before? by the way, i thought that you were helping us again, but i decided to open a fund to help mussara, i don’t believe who is mussara? i’m a jack, i can smell you, you have some kind of personal interest in finding this german, so i just don’t understand what it is, exactly, exactly, oh well, boss, i’m just like an orange, skin, pulp, seeds, let's go, alaska is waiting for us, where, berezin fell for about a week, injury to the brain, which brain, what are you carrying, i 'm allegorically, they already ordered it, secrecy and all that, so that you die from diarrhea

wait, speak normally, delirium tremens, we hospitalized him, now there are ivs, injections and all that, we have another problem, the rails were stolen, now we don’t know how to get out of here. this is a trap, and we have no right, no money, what should we do? you're always talking about the same thing every night, hang in there as best you can, i'll get you out in 2 weeks. the convoy will say that there will be a bonus in the amount of three months' salary, i promise the contingent, every single one of them will get 25% of the term skin, not only you have a problem there, we also have a circus with horses here, all lights out,

help reward comrade. hello shmur. they were late, they tortured him, it turns out that besides us, someone else is looking for herman and they were looking for something in the room, if there was something here, then it is no longer here, i agree. jack, what were they looking for here, you

know what will happen, grandmas, they were joking, well, the pipes are warm, we were just a little late, why didn’t you tell me about this address earlier, is it a computer or something, i remembered, i said, nonsense , guys, let’s argue later, now what we’re doing is calling petrovich, then i told her that i can’t sleep with her because we didn’t legalize our relationship, they say i have principles, a conscience, well, all that, it had such an effect that after 10 minutes she raped me herself, the main thing is children, this is the correct work with a woman’s brain, her weak point is her ears, pour it in there any nonsense, the main thing is that he likes it, and if she loves someone else, i have a recipe for you. pretend that you are in love with her best

friend, a woman is such a creature that she will give you out of harm, the main thing is that your friend does not get you. jack, let's be honest, who is german, why is everyone looking for him? yes, i'm tired of working blindly. okay, i'll tell you. so let's agree, the market won't go further than you, it's swept away. it means german, he took him to the prohibited zone, the drunk phone hit the girls, well, of course, the security was on the elbow, let’s say, that’s what you need him for, i see that you are looking for him no less than us, i won’t deny it, a week ago: from the common fund i gave him a normal amount of money for vodka

for the whole zone, well, for something else, but he disappeared, that he wasn’t caught, he’s catching him on me, i have to give it back, i almost believe it, while there is no other data, okay, i have a counter question, why do you need it, we personally don’t need it, but our boss petrovich really asked to find it, he didn’t explain why, we didn’t ask. why you? because he trusts us very much. i almost believe it, there is no other data yet. did you return my phrase to me? no, we just have zeko i have too much in common with you cops lately. a week ago they would have said it, but i wouldn’t have believed it myself. i agree, it’s crazy, but that’s how it really is.

guys, maybe in... we’ll discuss it there, i also have good moonshine, so what’s the plan , we go in and say that we saw zombies, who, it ’s us, journalists, you came to our office today, leave, quickly . in short, we saw zombies, they are real, yeah. what did i say? in general, we hope that you will help us, well, tell us how dangerous they are there and how they can be killed? it's like in the movies they need to hit the brain, right? yes, you can, like in the movies, but it’s better to try to negotiate with them,

how’s that? with the help of magic, i can do this, although i have never done it. and i haven’t heard of anyone doing that, that is, you have no experience, i must admit, no, clearly, it’s a pity, we thought you would help us somehow, but all the best to you, goodbye, wait, yes , i have no practice, but i am an excellent theorist, we can help each other, you can make the world's first documentary about zombies. and i will become the first scientist, an expert in questions about zombies, we will glorify our names throughout the world, let's try, okay, let's mr. zombie specialist, tell us what

kind of rituals you have, first you need to convince everyone that zombies are true, so um, for this people will ... you need to gain a little bit, right. the blood is real, it’s real, it’s bovine, i

actually went to the farm today specifically, they were slaughtering, well, now i’m telling you, no, no, bogdash, i’m talking to myself.

ay, damn it! why, excuse me, valentin, i thought it was a vorots, i need to rinse it faster, you’ll forgive me us, verochka, well, i didn’t want to go through korishev’s pocket, i didn’t have the keys, so it worked out. sina, you drank and drank, but there’s a good reason, believe me, yeah, tired, hard work, again, a bath at misha’s, don’t worry, verochka ivanovna, everything is under

control, the main thing is that he was with you, valentin , my heart is calm when he... is under the supervision of such a person, but what about me? i ’m like glass, my young body can’t stand it, i can sleep, well, i mean sleep, the weather is kind of nice,

maybe we can go for a walk before bed? what is allowed? quiet, wow, this is where he got so much, a steam room, plus simogon, you are fools, this is harmful , something is wrong, it’s not in order, he came and his wife is not naked, tired of the marital, i want something so unusual, you know, what, let's go to our old zhegulina, come on, come on, let's remember the single years, come on, sometimes you have such cute criminal jargon, yes, it's nice, it suits you very well, no, what if? if it were a simple bandit, of course, it would be disgusting, but you are already a policeman, yes,

undercover, so it sounds something in a special way, yes, you probably hear that, you hear, what a quiet night it is today, oh, yes , quiet, what stars, it’s me, alexander osachiy, i discovered two sea currents, and global climate forecasts have become more accurate, and this is the moment , when i realized that there was a whole sea of ​​seas in the world, i wanted to learn everything about them, develop an interest in science from childhood, enroll in scientific specialties. rf, so, first we are renting a common cemetery, then there’s simply no time for that, then carefully there are spikes here , then i'll take off your big one, then you'll take off my big guy, then this seventh generation white combat mage will come up and we’ll take off his big guy. yeah, oh, what is this, a crypt, yes, cool, let's take a picture of me coming out of it, yes

, there will be an uprising of the zone, cool, come on, you 're the main thing, take the right angle, yes, yeah, fire, ready, zombie, help, zombies, what is this, zombies, they are shooting, zombies, and the asshole, what did he say to you,

that asshole, that asshole, come here, valya, who was it? zombies, people, help, zombies, people, nadya, nadya, face it, face it! stand, stand,

stand, i say, save, here, that's it, citizens, neighbors, put aside the panic, let's go, why did you shoot, target? babzem almost devoured me as a zombie, they barely fought me off , a dead thing or something come to life, they’re only in the movies,

but what a movie, that’s how i saw you, all green, in the ground. in the blood, people, turn on your brains already, what zombies, the idiot just decided to scare everyone , it's funny, come on home, stop flashing here, okay, go, go, let's go, go, come on, zombies, let's run, zombies, zombies , zombie, verochka ivanovna, you go home, and i i’ll go see what kind of nerds are going on in the city, i understand, duty comes first, just please be very careful, of course, remember that we

are waiting for you at home, yeah. zombies, zombies, zombies, zombies, idiots. age 19, there are children, no, who is there, there is a dog, a brother, that someone was killed, or a fire, there was a call that there was a living corpse at the disco, wow, only by the time we

arrived he had either died or dissolved somewhere, it didn't resolve anything. and a man was bitten by going back to his cemetery, did you see how he bit? well, i haven't seen it, but i heard they were screaming as if they were being eaten alive there, i saw this zambachka, like you just now, it’s all so green, the whole half of the fox stinks of blood, no, but what is there, well, there’s a skull and teeth, like that. in short, i don’t know what kind of nimble there is, but i saw a jack, oops, where did he come, like i’m walking, i followed him, he’s hanging on the hut, i’m a couple of minutes from here, so he’s in the game or with an escort, so, tomorrow morning you’ll meet poramsi near the entrance, it’s fine, it’s a miracle, it’s interesting, and

then get out, that’s already the case there, i ’ll go to the zone in the morning, the cyric will throw me in, he said will do everything beautifully, we need to find the game, maybe they know something about our stones, what kind of morning light is this here? have you forgotten what happened last night, how the zombie was jumping around the gardens? nastya, don’t start, what a zambak, just a fancy-dressed idiot, you’re driving yourself into trouble, dad, did you see his eyes,

inhuman, uh-huh, what? what a fool to take from you, you yourself are an old fool, let’s continue, girls, citizens, bosses, but what about the schedule, well, there’s breakfast, lunch, dinner with compote, breakfast in an hour. regarding lunches, we are just going to make arrangements with local authorities, but wait, well, let’s say you knock out the zhatka for the team , but what about all the rest, but how long will we be stuck here in this stolypinka of yours, compared to the stolypinka, these are mansions, why, actually, he’s right , if we are stuck here for a long time, i don’t smile either , he’s squirming in the compartment, citizens are bosses, so if there was a quarrel with the local administration,

they should take the belly, he’s a kid, he won’t let himself get around. go around, go around at the turn, he’s sailing in the same boat, well, since that’s the case, i suggest the greenie take it, but what about the heat? chief specialist, huh? then go out, citizens , convicts, don’t sell yourself short, you’re a python, well, serious people asked for you on the phone, take your money with you. but they promised me that you would have a clean talk and that

you wouldn’t harm anyone, right? well, tomorrow morning i ’ll take you back, we have a new convoy here, charman doesn’t know the locals by sight yet, keep your head down anyway, okay, crazy, verbose. just think, yesterday a zombie dressed up flew into my yard, oh, and sveta and i saw one in our yard, crashed into a car, stained the whole hood with blood, i’ll catch the skins i'll go to the museum.

great, great, great, let's go? “dashveta, our jack has been repainted from black to colored, it turns out that the weight has gone from his soul, and hermanuna is in the ground, and now the jack has gone against the concept, which means we need to go non-black, i have one idea, i understand, guess , what did i see tonight? zambaka, how do you know, it’s not interesting , everyone saw them yesterday, mummers, i’ll catch their guts and wrap them around my fist, and

why so viciously, and he called me a goat, by the way, talking zombies don’t exist, zombies don’t exist at all, so much the worse for them. misha, the situation in the city of zanoch has become dramatically more complicated, hundreds of people say they have seen zombies, half of our employees have fled to their homes and do not want to go to work, spontaneous rallies have begun, mortification is about to begin, it is necessary to neutralize the leaders and alarmists, i two, i think i know, but there’s no need to provoke anyone, they ’ll destroy half the city if we don’t stop them, so explain, there’s six of you, he can handle it. hey, hey, hey, wait, what kind of snow is this in july? i'm in the cops didn’t sign up, i’m also a decent person, and i, you shut up, in short, guys, let’s take special attention on the route, warehouses, shops and any crowd of people,

also pay attention to gas stations, that’s it, let’s go, let’s go. what a pleasure, what an accommodation, but you are out of your mind, we never had a zone , how can i build it for you, especially since i have no budgets, no funds, and the election of the head of the village is just around the corner, where did you even come from? , arrived by rail, according to the instructions of the command, here you go along it to the zone permanent deployment, you have not given in to me here, you are only aggravating the criminogenic situation. before the will of the citizens. we would be glad, but only someone took apart your rails. and this is not my area of ​​responsibility, the village is my responsibility, and the railway is a federal facility. it's clear? so i dare not

delay any longer. listen, you business sausage, so you have a budget, elections, what do we need? with the boys, your escort guts will stick to your spine, you’re a nit, so i ’ll ask you not to worry about it, in the executive authorities, i’m not your boss, in order to... solve your problems, i have it, i have plenty of my own electorate, okay?

this will happen to everyone who doesn’t let me eat what you allow yourself, you see , dear, if you don’t fulfill our request, i ’ll unconvoy several dozen of them and send them to the village to graze. well, let’s move the rolls, she is a citizen of yours, the village, the head of the jack, and the artistic director has a question, well go ahead, that is, while your acting team was being crushed by the new security, you and kostyan were hanging out in the barn, but no, no.

nikodimovich saw us let go and only we conceived back into the detachment, we come from there guests, we pass, morning in the hut, chiferok in the sweetness, hello, dear, where are you from, i am a python from moscow thieves, there is a topic on glass, i would like. this is terrible, but where is the greenie? look, are you clowns or people? or maybe it’s just devils, i’m kostya the artist, i almost heard nothing about kostya the artist, which authoritative person can speak for you? no, no, no, no, your suits don't work here, you see, we. we are not convicts, we

were hired to portray them in front of western human rights activists, that’s just a bone, don’t talk about it to speak, we agreed that we would not talk about it, we agreed because we were promised a resort here, instead of a resort here is balanda, and the guards are red-hot like dogs, so you’re like really artists, well, like artists, really, artists, but where the trucks were, they loaded them into the wagons and took them. when will they deliver? i don’t remember, two or three weeks later , why are you so impetuous,

you see the place is occupied, listen, how are you doing, kostya, kostya, what did you want in writing? listen to urka here, our regime here is neither black nor red, it fair, it’s a long way from the moscow thieves, there are so many of us, everyone is nearby, legs, arms, teeth are needed. or too much? any questions? yes, i understand, i understand, i see you have a whole bunch of people gathered here, where can you throw dice until the morning? and will they take me out in the morning? yes,

take a place there. and so, great, gel, oh, great, great! where does the gasoline go? yes, they took the gasoline away at night, i’ve never seen anyone grab it like that. come on, all of it. there was a rumor that the electricity in the city would soon be turned off, so they took a generator for it. and new fuel delivery there won’t be, because there’s no more bridge, yes, it’s okay, but i’ll find it for you, if you have a ticket

, oh, the cops have arrived, young lady, you’ll find some gas, the pain is over and there won’t be any more, you see mishan, what have you done with your police? the shops are empty, there is no gasoline, the bridge has been destroyed, the city is in chaos, this has never happened with us, let's go, but who are they? cops, old believers, what? cops, schismatics? in terms of? in the eleventh year, when there was a reform of the police into the police, well , some of our cops did not accept these innovations, they took their share of transport, radio stations, weapons and went with their families to the taiga. they built a village there, the new department remained the police,

they called their department tovd, like the local department of internal affairs, but how did they allow it? how can you stop them? they also have machine guns and pistols, right? and no matter how you look at it, even though they are schismatics, we still have the same faith , that of the cops, wow, the cops are of the old faith, it ’s all so green, it stinks, there’s blood all over half the face, no, but what is there, well, a skull and teeth oh, this? the video won’t work for our site, just words and bulging eyes, here it is if we managed to photograph the zambak himself, we actually

succeeded, bogdan, show me a photo, that some kind of, well, there is no zombie, well, in the photo, then who, no matter who, it is important that the topic is hot, if you approach it correctly business, then you can do it this way. in short, the zombie theme is on you, dig, dig, you want, excuse me, to rent a hall with a stage to organize a concert of the combined choir of zk ik at the request of the population. that's right, concert, audience, tickets, everything is as it should be. how about a performance? well, in principle, this is a varied repertoire, only our plays no. yes, there will be a play for you in about two hours. i’m rolling, but what can i say, well, yes, no, your question price is 20% of the collection, 10, and what, a fair share, uh, how can we solve the issue with advertising, go to the post office, there

are always three sitting there - four grannies, tell them in confidence, in half an hour the whole village will know, i’ll provide a cashier and tickets, and we ’ll assign a kid, so to speak, for control, fair enough, we and... agree, yeah, you hear, tramps are not allowed to food, we throw it off, i, i ’m listening to you now, you’ll tear it off, which one, yeah, yeah get out of here, you stupid huckster, do you hear? stupid , yes, give me the money, it’s not enough

, i didn’t have time to make a deal yet, of course i didn’t have time, but what are you hearing, are you shocking the money, give it to the woman? what kind of animals are you? what are you doing? you keep an eye on the market, cheburashka, did you eat some buckwheat? who did you call the chargers? only an animal will prevent the boys from living like thieves. well, did you call yourself a thief? just steal, but you don’t steal the cherries, you pull, pull, you’re the devil yourself, put them out, give them the knife, let’s go. calm, calm, you are yours, yes

which! stand, i said, thank you, they are at the same time with the infection, oh, guys, help yourself, and help yourself , thank you, of course, we’d better buy it, we need a lot of different things, tell me,

how much is your chicken, at a discount, here thank you for this, yes, please, tamara, what happened, yeah, happened, shook it up, or something, but you will know how to take strangers away, what kind of strangers, men, yes , my little one, my little one, that’s why you need him, you old for him? yes, you don’t need his igor, what are these flowers, here are

his flowers, the fifth answer to the central one, fifth at the reception, mishanya, accept the application, women's fight street of the conquerors of siberia 17, apartment 32, apartment 32, vanka, drive away, it's the tomka who came to arrange a showdown with anna nikolaevna, there will be a murder there now, i'm a lousy authority figure. well done, how did you come

and put it in place right away, well done? listen, you need to get along with the zone authorities, take guarantees from them, like in the first days, you can secure a meeting with the zone leader, in short, we are terminating the contract due to your side’s failure to fulfill its obligations, we were contracted to pretend to be prisoners, and not to work hard like real prisoners, besides, your security has gone crazy, our things were confiscated, like it’s prohibited, we’re terminating the contract. yes, it’s easier for me to shoot myself in front of your eyes, but what am i going