tv Absurd NTV November 15, 2023 2:35am-3:30am MSK
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can you secure a meeting with the zone chief? in short like this. we terminate the contract due to your party's failure to fulfill its obligations. we were contracted to pretend to be zzeks, and not to work like real prisoners, besides, your guards have gone crazy, our things have been confiscated, like it’s prohibited, we’re terminating the contract, but it’s easier for me to shoot myself in front of your eyes, but what am i going to show the european commission? everything should be for real, and
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our prisoners really work in production, and this is the new security, well, they shouldn’t guess that you’re not real, and god forbid will reach our leadership in moscow, yes , we are in your favor, we agree, i mean we agree, we agree to work in our specialty, wait, i’m guilty, how’s that? i 'll explain now. the commission suddenly finds out that it turns out that there is such a zone, the only one in the world, that makes feature films , and the european commission is delighted, but instead of three, you get one star, but a big one, well, you are egorov’s head, well, well, here, yes ok, don't thank me, the academy of russian
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television is holding the final events of the twenty-second in syria television competition tefi region. volgograd - award ceremony for the winners. details on the website teffi.ru. congratulations to the gentlemen in the city of krasny. do you think we came to film only good things? she will level us. i feel we are acting strictly according to plan, we are professionals, poltergeist exists, it is hunting me. i'll get back to you after advertising. what is kulygina’s challenge for? the condition after cleaning, thank god, is nothing serious? be patient, dear, we will get you out. discharge, ambulance, new season, all the best, tomorrow in 20:00,
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woman, i’m completely wild and very upset when someone doesn’t answer my questions, i get terribly upset, and i can’t control myself, i explain it clearly, well, don’t ask, you’re only scaring, there’s a fratern living in your house, who is he, valentin? police mayor, my son introduced us, he is definitely from the police, of course, he works in the secret department, he infiltrates various undercover gangs,
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now is the time to talk to you, find out who you are from, where is herman, where is the glass, how son's name is igor, mom, hello, i’ll drive for another half hour, and then home, igor, your mother is with us, while she ’s safe and sound, quietly, you’ll do what we say, we’ll let you go. there's a jack next to you, give him the pipe, say, the swede wants to chat with him over one question, pallet , it's you who, some swede, says, their mother is there, yes, the swede, let the woman go, she's here
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nothing to do with it, decide with me, we’ll decide with you, and the woman guarantees that you will come alone, empty, but i’ll come, just where, and i immediately recognized the swede’s goals, it happened back in the kaluga colony, we ate in one family, no they weren’t friends, they rather tolerated each other, and the swede is a crazy person, it’s better not to play cards with him. he immediately tears all the pallets and tramples under his feet, this is out of great love for me , so i immediately realized that the matter was serious, i noticed them even earlier at the station, that there were two of them, i must tell you the end of the frost, yes i’ll come, i’ll come, you shouldn’t be talking like that, it’s in vain,
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well, who is this, this is igor, very bad people. until i come to them, they won’t let your mother go, and if i don’t come, they’ll kill you just like they kill you, quietly, don’t shout, your people don’t need to know about this, why quieter, ours is bigger, no longer means it’s better, now let’s go and ask misha for leave, we’ll go, he won’t let me go, he’ll let me go, look how it’s done, misha, do you hear, this is the case here, in general, this is it, we need to go, help igor’s mother needs it, well, there are some things that need to be moved. from where, somewhere, no question, now finish your meal, we’ll go for a ride, no, no , you don’t understand, here, well, in general, the topic is like this, it’s personal, well, in general, i’m she, what a great love, you're a jack, right? tsys brondykhlyst, by the way, everything is serious there, water,
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come on guys, thanks boss, which ones? people, son, why did you come, he let her in, igor, calm down, swede, calm down, that’s it, i’m here, let the crowd go, say what you wanted, here i am. no, i know you, you told me, i’ll come, let the extra ones go, you’re a swindler, he drove the swindler away, he did it right away, but you’re not a swindler, i think i’m out of line, that you’re a cop , who am i, you’re a dog, you’re from the background that he’s introducing his freaks into our families, why have you been there for centuries, shut your colorful mouth, she told me everything, damn both of you. there are only four questions,
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where is herman, who dumped his little fellow alaska, where are all the men and tramps from the zone, and the most important thing, the diamonds, where, all the people, damn it, were taken out of the zone, i don’t know where, where is german, i don’t know who his sidekick is, but he killed his ass, i don’t know. where are the diamonds ? where are the diamonds, in the diamond fund, it might shoot you in the knee, or? oh, come on, i’d rather kill the woman, oh, no,
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were you connected? there’s no need to talk in front of him, so vanya, there’s an iron box in the corridor, let’s go there for now, you’ve got it on you, we’ll return it, well, let’s get up, i don’t know, the man was wearing a mask, he was wearing a black mask, he didn’t see his face, he didn’t have a voice i heard, but he didn’t even utter a single word, maybe he was silent because he was afraid that you would recognize him, but what if i found out, but how did you end up here? yes, it’s quite simple, you’re a dead sparrow, you’re lying professionally, you’re in tunit for now not skillfully at all, it was written on his face that something terrible was happening, so we took a walk behind you, and what kind of diamonds did this freak talk about, diamonds?
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dann and i are not in the know, we are not the right suit to know this, that’s all jack, enough of all the secrets and misunderstandings here, we are all already in the same boat, and it’s not clear where to sail, it’s time to tell the truth, well, since we are all in the same boat, then listen, a couple of easter ago, the boys and i decided to get on skis, started digging a tunnel from our zonov boiler room under the fence, decided to go straight to the prison cemetery, so we dig and then bam, tramps, where did the glass come from? well where to go? the glass itself is green,
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it’s a diamond. and then the molyava comes from the outside from the moscow thieves, so young they decided to stop our escape and start mining these very stones. we collect for a month, then a little man comes, as if for the products of our zazonskaya carpentry, and at the same time these stones are taken away. and this man's name is herman. he remained in the settlement for 2 years, and we were free from society by the tsar's ruler, the authorities found out about our find, they spoiled the wrong place with moscow thieves and it was decided that half was for the authorities, and half for us, i didn’t forget anything, no, now honestly, i understand that because of all this, you fell under such a distribution, you have the right to know everything, well , finally this i understand, by the way, there is already one corpse in history, yes, alaska is german’s local sidekick, we were sitting with him 10 years ago in the same cell, but maybe this one killed him? no,
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no, he was just asking where german was and who killed koreshevo, it wasn’t him, no, but what are we going to do with him? i don't know, look, absolutely i forgot, this prisoner, he was not alone, there is also a second one, he was chasing a python, oh , stupid, sharp, which means we’ll put him in a cell in the department, we’ll formalize him for a couple of days, during which time we need to find him accomplice and also pack to understand who killed alaska, yeah, find out where herman is, would also like to know what kind of friend we have who saves? most importantly, the diamonds that herman had were divided among themselves, who is in favor? this is the property of the state, this is the property of vorod society. let's just find them first. yes, verochka, you
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okay, that means, you owe 3.5 lemons for my son’s damaged car, it’s broken, to pay. here it’s even more, you’re kidding me, do you hear, your son is a lawless guy, whoever doesn’t know how to drive doesn’t need a car, let him ride in a taxi, huh? well, what ’s the use of talking to you, but you and i have nothing to talk about, here’s the door, and i’m from
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you. let's rehearse, belly, let's drink, that's all, this is the result of the action of radiation from higher connections, 5g activates the neural connections of the hypothalamus after the physical death of the body, causing the dead to walk, grab and... bite, what are you rubbing in me, what 5g, we have 4g only last year installed, there are still only two on the outskirts, they can barely crawl, these are all elements of zombification and
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a virus, stop messing with your ears, you have a broadcast in 5 minutes, by the way, i won’t broadcast it, if you don’t allow me to post the video on the channel, we can say then with blood, okay, put it, we will definitely increase the rating. come on, colonel, it’s a woman, what, prisoner woman, i don’t understand why you got it, well, if you hit your finger with a hammer, what would you say, well , he’d swear, any man would do the same, but this, oh, mommies, i’m telling you, grandma, he’s sitting... and
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the other deck is also under suspicion, these are the omitted ones, from the omitted ones, i don’t know, the omitted ones also retain the male reaction, and these are women , okay, let’s check that we are standing, undressing, or maybe you will come out, why, we have a men’s zone, the woman is here no, they’re all the same , we can’t do it in front of you, but what is it, but we ’re embarrassed, we’re completely stunned, quickly, take off your pants, okay, did you want this yourself, vasin? you were right, these are not men, then we undress, we need to be 100% sure.
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and who are you, no, why did we come out, it’s interesting there, we still need to put lust on you think about what this all means? so did someone take their wives or brides with them to the zone? what if a mass escape is being prepared? no, what do women have to do with escaping? i don't know, do i
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at all? i don’t understand anything what’s going on here, he’s making artists, women and men out of himself, and our new bosses are clearly out of their minds, and when i don’t understand something, i assume the worst, well, i tried to break through these strays, completely zero, no prisoners were not sent to us by train, and in general they say in gufsin that no one can come to us, we have neither zones nor seasons in the village no, so who are they? and then impostors, it’s like a hundred people posing as prisoners and guards, but why? well, i think there is only one answer here, these are scammers who want to ruin our village, and why are you sitting like this, take your furious ones, let’s firstly not rush, and secondly, shut up, i’m fucking you for what. these are the main thing for them to go
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you could come to us like this? so guys, come on, pick them up, pick them up, lift them up. he is of course, you are the boss, i am the boss, and you are in the dust of the camp, you can, you need to, yeah, oh, quietly, calmly, just like that, oh, come on, hero, let’s get this hero into the basement, let’s go ahead, everyone else too
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basement, come on, quickly, we have weapons, bosses, and what to do with weapons is this, you can collect it all, i can, citizens , swindlers, bagpipe rattles, we hand over, come on, have you ever seen this, no, because this doesn’t happen. well, what should we do about it now? you are appointed responsible for the storage of military weapons, yeah, go completely crazy, so, about weapons, i understand, there is a proposal, i was thinking here, i think the palace of cultures is big, maybe we ’ll spend the night here, otherwise the train is somehow not very good, but how are you doing here?
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i understand, here you can squash through every window, but where are you going to squash, there is taiga all around , well, really, okay, as long as we live here, yeah, people, do you think this is a mobile connection, no? this is a blow to the environment, radiation affects your skin, your pores work like antennas, for sure, but i think that i itch so much when i call on my cell phone, we all experience stress from this radiation, many cannot have children, yes, but this is not the worst thing, the worst thing the fact that the radiation from this tower kills your dna, it helps the virus
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turn you into zones. they are already here, among you, zombies, among you, people, do not let yourself be turned into the living dead, we will remain alive, yes. let's stay alive , let's stay alive, let's stay alive , let's stay alive, let's rock, let's rock, let's rock, not me, not me tower one two in the hall pyaterochka answer to the central pyaterochka listening to the crowd trying to destroy the cell tower lesnaya street six accepted we are going. the crowd is big, about 30 people, come on, get some help, come on, one , two, four, fall, fall, break up,
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you think this is a mobile connection, no, you're wrong, you're crazy, we are journalists, we are fulfilling our professional duty, radiation from these ones above, just kills your dna, turns you into a zombie, don’t touch these ones, otherwise you won’t get a stink later, camera, let’s go to the department to register, imagine, imagine, i didn’t catch up, these are on... no mobile connection, freezing some did some work, the tower fell down, there is no connection, i don’t understand,
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what kind of provocation is this, the cops are assholes, take it. to his cell, where will you go with me? come on, good luck to the house, death to the garbage, and now you are a python, yes, i did it myself, in short, the swede has two feathers on me, they didn’t search the musarasu, why the hell, well, how else can we get you out of here, let’s do it like last time, take musorov hostage. we're going to hell, and you've been thrown into prison, my son, that man is born free, but they've locked us all up in a damp dungeon, and we want bright sun and
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eternal life, eternal food, captain, don't pay attention, he's cantoned, but just wait well, let’s continue, yes, you sit down, uh-huh, so... freedom for the teacher, freedom for the teacher, freedom for the teacher, freedom for the teacher, freedom, petrovich said, there’s no point in provoking, but what to do, a little more looting will begin. central fifth on the air we are passing bear freedom a signal has been received for a pogrom of the library move forward central what’s wrong with the librarian igor or what are you descendants
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your woman is gone, gone, well, igor, he’s gone to the library, that finally, how hard she tried, mish, you can handle it without me, i i’ll look for tamara, i’m worried about her, she’s a good person, it’s a pity, it’s just a pity, if anything happens, call. well, there will be color, we can fix it, i’ll do it before dark, hello, good people, hello, hello, hello , the next performance is only tomorrow, we’re on another occasion, i’m the head of the pensioners’ club of our village, comrade dyatlova, the head of the women’s committee of our
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village , this is comrade uzkov, the head of the machine operators, and representatives of the general public of our village, of course, that means local activists, come to us for some reason delyuge? we see that you are honest, strong, fair people, we don’t know who you are, it doesn’t matter. we see you by your actions, that’s for sure, we are correct in life, vagabonds, our village was captured by bandits, half in police uniforms, half without, they don’t let us live, they do what they want, whoever they want, they rape, they take our money, our children are thrown into the street don’t let him out, guys, guys, you could say they work so hard for this. there is no truth, the head of the village is a bandit, the head of the police is a bandit, the head
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of the bandits is also a bandit, wow, all this terrible, we have nothing to do with it, we ask you to restore order with us, and we will vote for you in the elections, and become our new government, and drive away the old one, well... we need to discuss this with our own, well, like, well, why are you following me, what do you need, do you hear, beautiful, you donated money to the fund to fight the epidemic, what other fund, and we’ll say that it’s a zombie, yeah, give me the money, let me go,
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you saw, she bit me , bro, you're about to turn into a zombie, did you see how she growls, slovon, help me, don't be afraid, if you become a zombie, i'll kill you. bro, you have the campaign is immune, we need to catch up with her, kill her, and after her, yeah, we won’t run far, stop, little dog, tom, it’s me, she. we need to kill her, well, get away
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, some more were closed, tamara was sent home, the city has become generally dangerous, i suggest we stick together , well, in the sense of gathering all our families and bringing them into one place, and moving to a barracks situation. is it possible to i have enough space, the house is big, i agree, we should stop by to visit alaska, we’ll stop by tomorrow, not before now, what the hell do you
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want with a gun, i told you, put it away and don’t touch it, come on boss, i’m not making fun of him , listen, well, at least wrap your jacket around you, cowboy, damn it, oh, the heroes are leading, the prisoners must be released, we have nothing to feed them, and that’s true , listen, lawless people, what are you doing, quickly let go and give up our weapons, shut your mouth, listen, who are you talking to like that, bullshit, this is my village, come on. i heard the command, mouth shut up, listen carefully, you are not cops, but werewolves, so the power in the village is changing, we will let you go, but if you get caught again, we will kill you, well, something like that, take off their
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bracelets. give up the weapon, but what kind of weapon, you didn’t see, didn’t take, your weapon will stay with us, you don’t need it, no, that won’t do , moments, give up the weapon, you’re a piece of trash and stupid, splash, well, nothing, nothing, we 'll meet soon, this is just the beginning, come on. they’ll come back, it’s wonderful, all
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the garbage people at once, rub into the cabbage. what are we doing, a? hold it! igorok, tamara, it’s night, but she’s already asleep, but she was worried, it’s good, wonderful, she accommodated everyone, in cramped conditions and no offense, tomorrow two of ours will remain to guard, and the rest, to monitor... order in the city, are we the police department or who? why are you sitting there, pushing your feet? or who? carefully. said in the prophecy. and all our sins will be counted towards us, and to each one it will be according to his deeds. and whoever died, but did not
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humble himself, but runs and bites, will not have eternal peace, but only a fiery hyena. shut up, or what? light, wait, real things push. what are our sins? the fact is that we do not have individual sin, but we have collective sin. man, are you crazy? don’t interfere, you swede, continue, we are human, humanity, but we imagine that we are the kings of nature, but we are not the kings of nature, we are the excrement of nature. yes, yes, they came up with electricity, a tram, a telephone, and a lot of other things, but these... shrimp, yes, god-like, and how nature originally intended man to be, naked and wild, but honest and kind, oh my. naked, this is beautiful, purity, and what is the retribution for us, an epidemic,
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yes, we will die and the dead will run and bite people, but there is one way out, only one, which one speak, we listen, you're crazy, shut your mouth, we are waiting for your word, teacher, completely abandon all the benefits of civilization, return to our roots, to pristine purity, because we are not anderthals five-canthropes, we are human monkeys, the whole civilization is in the oven, then we will be saved from the virus and we will not be zombified , we hear you teacher, we understand you teachers, you called him a teacher, python, hello swede, you will die if you interfere, teachers, what... to do with those who disagree
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, that is, with the enemies of our hope and truth, to educate and enlighten, i am ready, to summarize, the locals are proposing not to tell the local authorities to take the village under themselves, so yes, this is a serious matter and we are talking about... this is not what , in order to simply lower the garbage collectors, and in order to take their place, not the lads, i didn’t sign up to take the place of the mento , i didn’t rob the collector for this purpose, so that i could wear a fur hat, no one forces me to put on a uniform, i just need to remove the finished ones from power and establish a normal life to the north, bro, what if this is our chance, start the hard work again, even if not for long, but at least try, breathe
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in with your lungs, and what do i agree with, to be the chief of provisions, and the belly is the chief of the village, well, i’ll try, boys, and if you don’t have to wear an outfit, but the market is for justice , then that we will put things in order according to the concepts of the hungry from bread, from the well-fed, in general , and this is called social policy, helping the poor from... your word, and we have already decided everything among ourselves, we are in favor of accepting the offer of the locals, we are here everyone with you is different, that's very good, because we we complement each other, and in general there is no practical difference between the guards and you prisoners, you are in the zone and we are in the zone, but now you don’t understand where and you don’t understand how much.
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well, let's take the northern one, let's take it, come on, come on, quietly, and now the main thing is what we will do with the old government, and so i propose, arrest by our new government and bring it to our trial, well done, the australopithecines were eaten by piticanthropes, peticanthropes were eaten by neoderthals, and the nendalians were eaten by homo sapiens. in short, for it is said in the prophecy, and it will be counted, and to everyone
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it will be, he breathes, but lives on nizhneelovaya street 25, he has his own house, this cop , the second cousin of my former boss, frozen shrimp disgusting to god, and the man, petrovich, if something bad happens, there are too many of them, maybe we’ll take machine guns? under no circumstances, the crowd will trample, freedom for the teacher, kill the zombies, kill the zombies, i’m releasing the teacher, why is there a vambita, what are you doing? and now,
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, no, my dear, this is not glass, this is some kind of pebble, listen, these are not diamonds, no, your love, souls, and this feeling is stronger than life, your love is like a drop of the soul, and for this love it is worth living, let it sound without words, shine like a washer of the night, love, konstantin
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plays in front of tatyana with concern for her fate, is jealous of him to her friend, tatyana tells lobov that she can no longer meet with him, oleg begins to doubt tatyana's guilt. shamina invites oleg to end their romance. she goes to tatyana to talk, but konstantin interferes with this conversation. konstantin learns through his informant kasaton that they want to kill tikhon. simonovich receives a dossier on tikhon's bandits. lina. well, from what mission did you come here, and from a personal one, you’re keeping it dark, so yes, but i won’t keep it dark, i’ll tell you straight, i’m here to reconcile oleg with tatyana, well then tell me straight, how do you know tikhon and tatyana when he was investigating her kidnapping?
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