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tv   Absurd  NTV  November 16, 2023 12:55am-2:11am MSK

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[000:00:34;00] and i immediately recognized swede’s goals, it was back in the kaluga colony, they ate in the same family , no, they weren’t friends, they rather tolerated each other, and swede, he’s a psycho, it’s better not to play cards in front of him, he’s all flights at once he tears and tramples with his feet, this is out of great love for me, so i immediately realized that the matter was serious, i noticed them even earlier at the station, that there
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were two of them. i have to tell you the end, from the frost, yes i will come, i will come, it’s in vain that you are so swedish, in vain , well, who is this, this is igor, very bad people, until i come to them, they won’t let your mother go, if i don’t come, they will kill you as they kill you, quietly, don’t shout, yours and ours don’t need to know about this, why be quiet. we are in poland, more doesn’t mean which is better, now let’s go and ask misha for leave, we’ll go, he won’t let me go, they’ll let me go, look how it should be, mishkan, do you hear , this is the case, in general, we need to go, igor’s mother needs help , well, there you need to drag something, somewhere from somewhere, somewhere, but no question , now we’ll finish eating and roll up, but no, no, you don’t understand, here, well, in general, the topic is this, it
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’s personal, well, in in general, i am she, what? love u you're a jack, right? tsys brondykhlyst, by the way, everything is serious there, water, come on guys, thank you, boss, what kind of people, son, why did you come, let her in, calm down, igor, calm down, swede, calm down, that's it, here i am, let the crowd go , say what you want, here i am. no, i know you, you said, i’ll come, let the extra ones go, you’re a swindler, he drove the swindler away, he did it right away, and you’re not a swindler, i think i’m out of line, that you’re a cop, who am i, you ’re a dog, for the deeds, who infiltrates his own our families, shut your colorful mouth there for centuries, she
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told me everything, only four questions, calm, calm, where is herman, who dumped his sidekick and alaska, where are all the men and tramps from the zone, and most importantly, the diamonds, where, all the people and devils were taken out of the zone, i don’t know where, where is herman, i don’t know, whoever's a buddy, kill his ass. i don’t know where, diamonds, where, i don’t know what kind of diamonds, oh, son, what did you get yourself into, about the zone, okay, i believe, and you don’t know anything else, you’re trash, you really think that we’re sprat here in the tomato, once again, i have trash, where are the diamonds, in the diamond
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fund, it might shoot you in the knee, or? oh, come on, i’d rather kill the woman, but no, brother, where are you, what are you doing, you see, she has trunks.
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dive in, there's no one here. who shook him like that? were you connected? there’s no need to talk about it in front of him. so, vanya, there’s an iron box in the corridor. let's go there for now, it's on you, we'll return it, and then stand, well, i don't know, the man was wearing a mask , he was wearing a black mask, he didn't see his face, didn't hear his voice, and he didn't even utter a single word, maybe that's why he was silent that i was afraid that you would recognize him, but that would be if i knew him, but you how did you end up here, well, it’s quite simple, are you a sparrow? he was driving until he was not skillful at all, it was written on his face that something terrible was happening, so we walked after you, and what kind of diamonds this
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freak was talking about, diamonds, dan and i are not in the know, we are not the same suits, to know this. that's it, jack, enough of all the secrets and misunderstandings here, we're all already in the same boat , and it's unclear where to sail, it's time to tell the truth, but since we're all in the same boat, then listen, a couple of days ago, the boys and i decided to stand on skis, began to dig a tunnel from our zonov boiler room. under the fence, we decided to go straight to the prison cemetery, we’ll dig it up, there’s a deep voice here, where the glass came from, well, where
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did it come from here, the glass itself, green, it’s a diamond, and then a molyava comes from the outside from the moscow gates. so young we decided to stop our escape and start mining these same pebbles, we collect them a month, then a little man comes, as if for the products of our zazon carpentry, and for one thing these stones are taken out, and this man’s name is german, 2 years old he remained in the settlement, she was royal gref was free from society, the authorities found out about our find, they got involved with the moscow thieves and it was decided that half would go to the authorities, and half to us. forgot anything? no, now honestly, i understand, because of all this you got into such a distribution, you have the right to know everything, he finally understood it, by the way, there is already one
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corpse in history, yes, alaska is herman’s local sidekick , we sat with him about 10 years ago in the same cell, but maybe this one killed him? no, no, he was just asking where germana was and who was his sidekick he failed, it wasn’t him, no, but what will happen to him? do, i don’t know, listen, i completely forgot, so this prisoner is, he wasn’t alone , there’s also a second one, he was chasing a python, oh, stupid, sharp, so we’ll put this one in a cell in the department, we’ll formalize him for now a couple of days, during which time we need to find his accomplice and also try to figure out who killed alaska, yeah, find out where herman is, and also know what kind of friend we have who saved us. the main thing is that these diamonds that herman had were divided among
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themselves, who is in favor, these are the property of the state, this is the property of voro society, let's just find them first, yes, you're right, otherwise we'll all quarrel here , i agree, let's go to petrovich,
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let's try to find out who killed alaska, let's go, we'd like to talk to this corpse, i mean, look at him, hush, are you sewing?
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faster on the snout, faster, oh, she’s normal, now she won’t bite, she bought well. what do you think, fingle villages, everything is possible here, what are you doing? i’m torturing the owners, i’ll put you to death, uh, well, stand, go, give it back, well, come
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here, you, why are you throwing yourself at people, animals, let me go, i’ll tell my dad, guys, he’s slow-witted, well, let’s explain now, unload the machine, you’re washing my blood with my blood. head of the village, we are the masters here, you are not the masters of shit, get out of here before you fill up, come on,
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come on, come on, come on, murka, marusya klinomova. he is the one, this one, yeah, and two in uniform, okay, so that means, you owe 3 and 2 lemons for my son’s damaged car, did you break it? pay, here it’s even more, you’re kidding me, do you hear, your son is a lawless guy, whoever doesn’t know how to drive doesn’t need a car,
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idea, negotiable, do it, great. this is what i understand, i resolved the situation, tell me what happened to olya, they didn’t find out, or who sent him to the next world, but your olya is alive, i mean alive , they sandaled him in the forehead, they sandaled him from the injury, the rubber bullet was flattened, the skin is stuck, he's in i was in a coma, now i’m out, though not completely, the doctors and my honest mother, alaska, alive, bro, they say how he came from you, started biting, had to put on a muzzle, that
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’s all, this is the result of the action of... only in installed last year, on the outskirts there is still only 2g barely crawling, these are all elements of zombies and a virus, that’s enough, don’t go crazy, you have a broadcast in 5 minutes, by the way, i won’t broadcast. if you don’t allow me to post the video on the channel, we can say it in blood, okay, insert it, we’ll definitely increase the rating, come on lieutenant colonel, it’s there baba, why, prisoner baba, didn’t you understand, where did you get the idea? well, if you hit your finger with a hammer, what would you say, well, he would swear, and so would any man, but this
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, oh, mommies, i’m telling you, he’s a woman, he’s sitting, and the other guy is also on suspicion, but no, these are the lowered ones, here the lowered ones, i don’t know, but the abysses also have a male reaction, but these are women? okay, let’s check that we’re standing, undressing, or maybe you’ll come out, but why, we have a men’s zone, women, here, no, everyone is the same, we can’t do it in front of you, but what ’s so and so, but we’re shy, we’re completely stunned , quickly, down with your pants, okay, just do it yourself...
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vasin, you were right, these are not men, then let’s undress, we need to be 100% sure.
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who are you? did you take wives or brides? are you preparing to escape? well, what do women have to do with escaping? i don’t know, i don’t understand anything at all what’s going on here, he’s making artists, women, men out of himself, the boss is clearly out of his mind, and when i don’t understand something, i assume the worst, well, i tried to break through these strays completely zero, they didn’t send any prisoners on the train, and in general the gufsin says that they can’t come to us no one to come, we don’t have a zone or a season in the village, so who are they then, and impostors, it’s like a hundred people posing as prisoners and guards, but why? well, i think there’s only one answer, these are scammers who want to ruin our village, and why are you
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sitting there, take your guards, the main thing they do is follow their brother , of course, are we doing the same thing with you? attention, capture,
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well, shameful pigs! weapons on the ground face in the asphalt, from what article? but because we are arresting you, sheep, what did you think, you can that's how you come to us to beat antlers here, and so, guys, come on, take them, give them back, our garbage trucks , lift this one up, do you hear, rise, of course, you're the boss, i'm the boss, and you're a dust camp, you can, you have to,
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yeah, oh, calm down, just like that, oh, come on, uh, hero , come on, to the basement, come on, everyone else to the basement too, come on quickly, our bosses have weapons, and what to do with weapons, so this, you can put it all together, i can, citizens are swindlers, rattles, we hand over. come on, have you ever seen this? no, because this doesn’t happen, well, what can you do about it? you are appointed responsible for storing military weapons. yeah, go crazy like that until the end, so, about weapons, i understand, there is
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a proposal, i just thought about it. well, the palace of cultures is big, maybe we’ll spend the night here, otherwise on the train it’s somehow not very good, but how can we protect you here, you can squawk through every window, but where can you squawk, there’s taiga all around , really , okay, while we live here, people, do you think this is mobile communication, no, this is a blow to the environment, radiation affects your skin, your the pores work like antennas, for sure, but i think that i itch so much when i call on my cell phone, we all experience stress from this radiation, many cannot have
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children, yes, yes, but this is not the worst thing. the worst thing is that the radiation from this tower kills your dna, it helps the virus turn you into a zombie, i'm already here today. don’t let yourself be turned into the living dead, let’s stay alive, yes, let’s stay alive-alive, yes, let’s stay alive-alive , yes, and now let’s pump, rock, let ’s rock, but not me, not me, the tower, one, two, in the hall, pyaterochka answer the central one, pyaterochka listen, the crowd is trying to destroy the cell phone tower, lesnaya street six, they accepted, we are going, the crowd is large
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, yes there are about 30 people, well, come out for help, one two, come on, one, four, fall, fall , we move apart, we move apart. lord, igor, the network is temporarily unavailable, we apologize, the network is temporarily unavailable, we
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apologize. do you think this is mobile communications, no, but what, no, no, gotcha, bastards, we are journalists, we are fulfilling our professional duty, the radiation from these towers is simply killing your dna turns you into a zonga, don’t touch these, otherwise you won’t get rid of the stink, camera. we went to the department to register, can you imagine, can you imagine, i didn’t catch up , these naive people, they think that this is a regular
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mobile connection, there is no mobile connection, some work was done due to the frost, the tower fell down, there is no connection, i don’t understand? what kind of provocation is this? the cops are assholes, take his camera, that's where you're going with me, come on, let's go to the house , death to the garbage, what the hell, i did it myself, they didn't search it, why the hell, how about you? to get us out of here, we do like last time, we take musorov hostage, we leave
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, and they banned you into prison, my son, that man is born free, but they banned us all into a damp dungeon, and we want bright sun and eternal life, eternal food, captain, don’t pay attention, kondozhny, but wait a minute, let’s continue , yes, you sit down, uh-huh, so, freedom for the teacher, freedom for the teacher, freedom for the teacher, freedom for the teacher, freedom for the teacher, freedom, petrovich said not to provoke the crowd, but what to do, a little more
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what, shout out loud. tomar, who, there’s a connection, yok, don’t boil, there’s no blood. maybe your woman has left? she left, well, igor, he went to the library, what finally? how hard did she try? misha, can you cope without me? i ’ll look for tamara, i’m worried about her, she’s a good
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person, it’s a pity, it’s just a pity, if anything happens, call. well, will there be color? i can fix it, i’ll do it before dark, hello, good people , hello, hello, hello everyone , the next performance is only tomorrow, we’re on another occasion, i’m the head of the pensioners’ club of our village, detlov’s comrade, the head of the women's committee of our village, this is tovariv uskov, the chief. machine operators, and representatives of the general public of our village, of course, that means local activists, yes, but why are they coming to us? we see that you are honest
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, strong and fair people, we don’t know who you are, it doesn’t matter, we see you by your actions, that’s for sure, we are correct in life. not vagabonds, our village was captured by bandits, half in police uniforms, half without, they don’t let us live, they do what they want, whoever they want, they rape, they take money, they don’t let children go on the street let them out, men, men, one might say, they work so hard for this, it’s not true, the head of the village is a bandit, the head of the police is a bandit, the head of bandits, right? already a bandit, wow, all this is terrible, what do we have to do with it? we ask you to restore order in our country, and we will vote for you in the elections, become our new government and
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drive away the old one, well, we need to discuss this with our own people, like, why are you following me, what is needed? do you hear, beautiful, you donated money to the fund to fight the epidemic, what other fund, i ’ll scream, and we’ll say that you’re a zombie, yeah, come on money, let go, you saw , she bit me, bro, you will now turn into a zombie, you saw how she growls, word, help me, don’t
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the folder, take off the belt, quietly, dear, dear, beloved, you! saved me, kill her, shoot her in the head, zombie, i’ll shoot you in your stupid head now, some more were closed, sent home, the city has become generally dangerous, i suggest we stick
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together, what do you mean? well, in the sense of gathering all our families and bringing them into one place and moving to a barracks situation. can you come to me, there is enough space, the house is big, i agree. we should go to alaska to visit, we'll stop by tomorrow, not for what the hell do you want with a gun now, i said, put it away and don't touch it, come on boss, i'm not making fun of him, listen, at least smell your jacket . cowboy, damn it, oh, they are leading a hero,
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the prisoners must be released, we have nothing to feed them, and that’s right, listen, lawless people, what are you doing, quickly let go and give up our weapons, shut your mouth, listen, who are you talking to like that, bullshit, this is my village, i heard the command, shut your mouth, listen carefully, you are not cops, but werewolves . that’s why the power in the village is changing, we’ll let you go, but if you get caught again , we’ll kill you, or something like that, take off their bracelets, give them their weapons, but what kind of weapons didn’t you see or take? your weapons will stay with us, you don’t need them, no, that won’t work, we
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’re cops, give us your weapons, you’re shubout trash and stupid, splash, okay, nothing, we 'll meet soon, this is just the beginning, come on. they'll come back, it's wonderful, all the garbage people at once, rub into the cabbage, what are we doing,
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huh? placed everyone in close quarters and no offense, tomorrow two of ours will remain to guard, and the rest to keep order in the city, we are the pps or who, what are you sitting there, with your feet or who? it is said in the prophecy: all our sins will be counted against us, and everyone will receive according to his deeds. those who died, but did not measure themselves, but run and bite, will not have eternal rest, but only a fiery hyena, you puffed up, or what? swede, wait, he's pushing real things, what are our sins, that... there is no individual sin, but there is a collective sin, man, you're mental, don't
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interfere, you're a swede, continue, we are human, humanity, but imagine that we are the kings of nature. and we are not the kings of nature, we are the excrement of nature, yes, yes, we invented electricity, the tram, the telephone, a lot of other things, these shrimps, yes, bogomerian, and how nature originally conceived of man, naked and wild, but honest and kind, oh my, naked, it's wonderful, purity, and what is our retribution, the epidemic? yes, we will die and the dead will run around and bite people, but there is one way out, only one, which one we are listening to, pitan, you are crazy, shut your mouth, we are waiting for your word, teacher, to abandon all the benefits
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of civilization completely, return to our own roots, to primordial purity, because we are not anderthals of the five-canthropes, we are monkeys, the whole civilization is in the oven then we will be saved from the virus and we will not be zombified, we hear you teacher, we understand you teacher, you called him a teacher, python, hello, swede , you you will die if you interfere, teachers, and what will we do with those who disagree, that is, with the enemies of our hope and truth, to summarize, the locals are suggesting not to anger the local authorities to take the village under their control. this is a serious matter and we are not talking
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about simply putting down the trash, but about taking their place without going back. i didn’t sign up to take the place of the cops, i didn’t rob collectors just to wear a cap, no one forces you to put on a uniform, you just need to remove the finished ones from power and establish a normal life in the north. bros, huh what if this is our chance to start living again, even if not for long, but at least try, breathe with your lungs, think, so what? i agree to be in charge of provisions. and he’s a beanbag, the head of the village, so what? i’ll try, guys, but if you don’t have to wear an outfit, but the market is for justice, then what? let's put things in order according to the concepts of the hungry, bread from the well-fed to the common fund, and this is called social policy, helping the poor, collecting taxes from those who
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have a surplus, oh well, so, why are the citizens and bosses silent, yours? and we are among ourselves everything has already been decided, we are in favor of accepting the offer of the locals, yes, we are all different here, this is very good, because we complement each other, yeah, and in general there is no practical difference between the guards and you prisoners, you are in the zone and we are in the zone, and now you don’t understand where and don’t understand how much, well, let’s take the northern one, let’s take it, come on, come on! and now the main thing is what we will do with the old government, and so what i propose is to arouse our new government and
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bring it to our court, aman, well done, the australopithecines were eaten by the piticanthropes. pithecanthropus was eaten by neonderthals, and neanthals were eaten by homo sapiens. in short, as it is said in the prophecy. and all sins will be counted, and everyone will have it. the snake, the enemy of man, the friend of zombies. it's clear. where does he breathe? i...
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too much, maybe we’ll take machine guns, no way petrovich, if anything happens, i’ll trample a lot of them in the crowd. freedom for the teacher, freedom for the teacher, kill the zombies, kill the zombies, releasing the teacher, releasing the teacher. calm down, why do you need a vambita, what are you doing, and now brothers and sisters, let’s put an end to sin in the city, and follow me,
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where are you going, to escape, let's go there. it would be more convenient for you, how scared were you? what, what is this?
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now, wait, motherfucker, where are we, ah, come on, get up, get up. wow, ah, did you, ah, get scratched, was it leaking here or something, look, oh no, my
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dear, this is not glass, this is a pebble. some, listen, these are not diamonds, no, you put everyone to bed and sat down to discuss future plans with misha, and then zombies came at you again, don’t interrupt, dear, you ’ll hear everything, so we’ll split into three deuces, all night we take turns on duty, yeah. it is necessary that each pair had at least one bagpipe, i’m with dann, you’re with igor, and vanka is with alik,
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it’s logical. hello, how are you, evening in the hut, hands up, wait, wait, i say, stand, i’ll shoot, shoot at the ice on the stilts, bend down, into the car,
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quickly, what happened, what did they shoot? the swede tried to get into the house, left, well, he won’t come back until the morning, i know him well, shaka. breed , but you’re not thinking about that, three points, what kind of ninja is getting under our feet in our car, how did the swede get out of the cell, and where is the second one? oh, i found that i was missing two, i’m telling you for sure,
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they were here, they were definitely here, but where did they go? wow, i told you, an escape is being prepared, my instincts have never let me down. vasin, go there and get them. i didn’t understand, wow, the scale, and this is under the nose of the authorities
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, ratose, marin, something to tie them up before they come to their senses, boss, listen, so maybe you know where our pebbles are, and where herman is? the problem is that no one knows this now , herman just disappeared, i don’t even know if he’s in the city or not, but at least he’s alive, don’t you think, i don’t think anything, there’s no data for this, but there are local cops, ppp officers, and your jack with two kintas, jack turned out to be garbage, but that’s all bad, no good, then i’ll tell you
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in more detail, but now i’m offering it. together, it’s interesting we don’t see any reason to fight, well, the normal situation, where should we start, we’ll lie down for a day in one place, the next night we’ll take jack and we’ll talk, it’s fine, but only the place, let it be mine, is coming, but why are you going to the cop in the house climbed, but wanted to soak it. he 's preventing me from getting close to the jack, tomorrow morning i'll have to keep an eye on them, so what are we going to do? i called the governor, and then there will be no help for me to figure it out myself, but they need to be killed, so if they are nobody’s, no one knows where they come from, who
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they are, so no one will look for them, that’s it. we tried to talk, and what happened, only the weapons lost authority, but i have a couple of thoughts, tomorrow we will gather all the people in one day, go around the village and take away everyone’s hunting rifle, you are proposing to start a war, our cops, your bondos will be afraid to fight, this is not your grandmother drive around the market, next night we'll set fire to the club they're in now live on several sides, there will be a big fire, we'll jam the doors, they'll panic and start jumping out of the windows , well, they'll shoot the naktirs, we'll put everyone down, so what, i like hooves, come on, that's it,
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that's it, the oil is over, bring more. oh, boy, how could i sleep , that he’s so gloomy, i didn’t get enough sleep, jack, i have a serious conversation with you, listen, let’s come to an agreement, let’s face it, what are you doing for some kind of jack, a new one, huh? okay, you and my mom have a relationship, i can see that, so what? your mother is an adult, an independent woman herself, already decides what to do? this is of course, but you are deceiving her, well, more precisely, we are all deceiving her, she thinks, you are a heroic cop, you are a criminal, but what if they make plans for you, and you are soon back in the zone, it will be very
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difficult for her that you are her so deceived, okay, i understand, okay, look, honey, tell us, who am i? well, actually, a criminal, a lot of criminal records, nicknamed, will soon go to prison again , but they promised parole , take the oil, and what not, nothing, thank you, dear, thank you, i understand, it’s all a long time ago they know, hey, well done, that you control such moments, boys, are you sad? that’s it, come on, take the pancakes, set the table, well, damn, they won’t eat
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for themselves, dan, that’s what they put you in prison for, dad said, you’re a hacker, yes, he reposted it, who shouldn’t, fool around and disgrace i hacked those computers, in general, they gave me three rubles, but the deadline is already running out, for reposting? cool, this is so romantic, what a little bastard, i told him, don’t even think about it, urka, urka broke into our house last night, and dan is a decent boy, i took a closer look at him, and the profession is in his hands this computer, and what’s good, good, it means he won’t rob or steal, it’s a great match for katya, but so that your son-in-law doesn’t get imprisoned again, you’ll look after him, you think strategically, nadyuh, but
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what’s good, that we had one intellectual in ensk, even before the war, he got drunk, misha, yes, before what war, my grandmother told me, okay, it’s time to serve. i’ll leave you a zidka with igor and alik, comrade colonel, comrade colonel, allow me to address you, come on, what happened to you, people have disappeared, your new deputy has disappeared, strogov, godfather dubinin and dpnk vasin, what nonsense, what do you mean they disappeared, where, but they were turned over, they are nowhere, they are completely gone, the personnel are worried, there are rumors that this is some kind of infection, keep quiet, there is no infection, but the missing ones can be found,
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there are, to find, and also, there has been no connection since the night, neither by wire, nor by cell phone, no, well, that means it will appear soon, i’m now going to the chief... of the local police, and you are looking for the missing, there is! alec, dan, today you are on the farm, don’t let strangers near the house, igor will stay with them too, don’t be afraid to leave them, they’ll fight you off if anything happens, nadyukha and her daughters will help, too. let's go, things are waiting, we'll kill the men and take the women hostage, the house is still full of people, it's dangerous, it's me, irina timofeeva, i
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'm developing new methods for environmentally friendly analysis of food products, and this is my chemistry teacher, it was she who made my friend with science, develop an interest in science from childhood. wanted: pugacheva alla borisovna, call sign prima donna, born in the forty-ninth or forty-eighth year, left the castle and did not return, stayed in israel until october 7, it is important for the israelis, the fact that we are fat, here today, now, together with a foreign agent, he could be hiding in this house in cyprus, we have been citizens of the european union for many years, or in this apartment in new york, don’t you dare film me, dream, i could also lie down on the bottom of the atlantic coast . we can at any time live in one
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of the 27 beautiful civilized alla disappeared, attention, search, on sunday at 6 pm on ntv. wow, i’ve been sitting here for 100 years, this is the first time i’ve seen this. petrovich, what’s going on? you don’t see it yourself, the crowd attacked the department, everything was destroyed. i the worst thing is the weapon. you, so why didn’t they call us, we pulled up, would have fought back somehow, there is no connection, there is nothing, i see questions, i answer right away, the city is in chaos, the crowd destroyed the department, everything is one to one, you have what and what i have no connection with the continent, and the officers. three
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heads per night disappear without a trace, what do you mean? in the literal sense, as i say, they disappear without a trace, guys, something needs to be done, the situation is getting out of control, but it’s not getting out, but it’s already out, the first in russia, a city free from the criminal code, and i’m thinking, maybe i can really get a job in a cop job, but what if i get a position in the office, i’ll sit in the office, i’ll be in charge, i’m afraid people will just start beating me, but i think i should go to let him start doing something at least once in his life, of course, petrovich, get in the car, we’ll go in mine, we don’t know how far the adit stretches, but we dug this out in half an hour, we decided not to tell ours yet, delicious, my boy, but why did they decide to tell me, well, he’s an old man, experienced, my friend, even here... a handful is enough to
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repair our theater and another award, egorov already knows, he was told, i think it’s not time yet, later, there will be enough not only for new theaters, but what is it? i don’t know, somehow it just happened , improvisation, bravo, disgrace , there are pogroms in the city, there is no communication, shops have been looted, and the pizza is doing nothing, maybe we won’t

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