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tv   Pyos-3  NTV  November 16, 2023 8:25am-10:01am MSK

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uh-huh, 4, 5, six, six, six, six, six, six, where is the seventh, survived.
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dog, come here, where is the seventh trunk, look what i have, man, oh, wieners, where have you gone, wow , what are you doing, are you stuck or something, or are you in nesting season, huh? you're stuck, oh! which one, what are you talking about? you'll lose weight first, since you've grown fat with us, hello, what the hell, you're just like this or rightly so, we've got a murder , come, why are you calling all of a sudden, and not lesh, he's really freaking out, yeah, okay, they sent me the address , and this. taking this opportunity,
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how to make a dog lose weight, and don’t let him meat, switch it to vegetables, okay, i'll try, come on, just like that , you will be reborn into a rabbit, when you lose weight, remind me, they will disappear, a man of 35-40 years old, probably a businessman, judging by the expensive car, yes, the machine is smart , i think, from it we will quickly understand who, what, how, living, early unusual, most likely a sharpening. grave, i thought so too at first,
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but they checked the pockets, like money, phone, everything was in place, and this was his mouse. i didn’t see something, maybe we’ll see now, yes, it promises to be loud, sausage, salami, are you not feeding him, are you a monster, are you feeding the ship, of course, he just became a vegetarian. a long time ago, yes, a long time ago, somewhere in the morning, or what? i think i went, wow
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, it’s hot, limonide, do you have air conditioning in your car? do i have air conditioning? and we also have a corpse? not interested? yes, about women, i’m interested in why everyone, every moron has air conditioning in their car, but i still don’t have it, i’ll explain to you why, because you’re a chosen moron, you know, you haven’t tried buying water at the store, i i know you can do it in the store buy water, as always no, that’s not the problem, i just want to buy an air conditioner , but what happens is that even the magist carries his uneducated cattle in a car with air conditioning, and i’m a person with a higher education, oh, it’s over, i drank it all , this is my thirst,
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well, yeah, yeah. oh, oh, look, you’re barely alive already, you walk through the door, at home, at home you’ll joke , let’s get down to business, girl, overweight, this is not a joke, yes igor, do you hear, i have a figure like the ancient greek god, ambalon , uh-huh, uh-huh, like a balloon, fuck off, i told you, you hear, i don’t need to give a damn about... about my bread victim ilya ilv , 38 years old, businessman, was selling auto parts, that ’s interesting, yeah, that’s what happens, he could have had spare parts from massardes then, guess what?
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i mean, to the one who gets the inheritance, he has no one, well, all these doors in the warehouse , condominiums, they cost a lot of money, horns again, you know, oddly enough, you asked... the right question, as always he formulated it idiotically. in other words, who benefited from the death of the businessman, and detectives, use it, thank you, lyosha, yeah, but he, he had a wife, never, like that , flew in, lakak, what are you talking about, well, you’re like a little boy, first of all, he could have had a lover, that’s right, lyosha , for example, i ’m a beast, a brute, well, don’t be so nervous, igor, i’ll return it to you tomorrow, do you promise? of course, i’ll bring the bags straight, okay, gourmets, someone is coming with me to look around the apartment, of course, everyone is coming, let’s go , you’re for the youngest, yes, yes, who are you going to, i’m going for
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an examination, uh, yes, i’m just asking, uh, well, come in, thank you very much. oh, fuck it, of course, of course , yes, well, now it’s clear, it’s clear why his spare parts are so expensive, which means in every possible way, the buyer killed him. i found out the prices, i was upset, well here you go, you also constantly buy spare parts for your car, that means you are also suspicious, very funny, i’ll tell you this, tell me, live richly, any moron can,
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so you try, live modestly, frugally, what kind of game are you in now, i’m just saying that while some steal, mercilessly, others save money for six months for striptism, what striptease, what kind of striptease, what does striptease have to do with it, what are you talking about? i say, i’m saving money for air conditioning in the car, fred’s slips just started flying one after another, uh-huh, attention to the screen, he knows, it means it’s a robbery after all, well, he opened the screw, opened it, the owner or someone who has the key, well, as you said, i immediately said that this is strepism. in the sense of robbery, and don’t, freud has nothing to do with it, lyosha
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seyfelia’s prints are also yours, no, it can’t be, i wiped it all away, i just when i found out that ilya was killed, and he has no heirs, no family, no children, i thought that it’s good to disappear, but you understand me, of course, but i just have the key to his apartment, he i left everything, just in case. what will the refrigerator do to me under house arrest, i understand, the author is waiting by the refrigerator, wow, anxiety can and should be treated, novinkazold, gradual release of the active substance, only one tablet per day, and pozazol, anxiety can and should be treated, on saturday with
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about the murder of your friend ilf, yeah, yeah, okay, so what, you me. are you getting pregnant, or what? there are a few, no, well, guys, guys, you hear, they noticed this, but i have no reason for ilf to be a jack, yes, yes, our paths and paths diverged from him a long time ago, why should i kill him at all, but for the sake of business, well guys, firstly, if i wanted to get into this business, i would have had it a long time ago, he offered it to me several times, that’s firstly, and secondly, my business is absolutely legal, yeah, that’s an alibi i have iron, it doesn’t happen like that, well, like the fact that freedom is just our flaw, you know, yeah, so i’m here i'll take a look, but i didn't give permission, but i asked for it, so guys, stand here
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, keep quiet, oh, come on, come on, come on, come on, be quiet, what are you, you sheep, oh, you'll pay for such words, meet the captain himself stinks, look, you don’t know how to park, do you hear me, i’m a sheep, who bothered you to park in the wrong place, and this , by the way, is a mercedes, and not some kind of fevrolet, that we have a headlight here, headlight? eh, bumper, okay, rear window, i still forgive you, but here’s the condominium, what kind of condominium will you pay me, what will you give me? barish, here you didn’t have air conditioning at all, but because you fit in with me, that’s why there wasn’t, which is not clear, but guys , i got it, okay, now
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call the real police, i’m calling the police, the ambulance, the gas service, the tax office there’s enough work for everyone here, you’ve got all these cars, they’re all like that, they’re like that, they’re just like that, repainted with broken numbers, what’s in the trunks, we’ll look at that separately , but guys, that’s not my story anymore, run and find out what kind of person you are, i’m practically driving him let's go here! i’m running, elf and i were partners, then
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along the way i offered him to repaint and sell these broken and stolen cars, he didn’t want to bother, why? i got scared, so we divided the business, he for himself. i was working on spare parts, and i was working on the car, guys, why should i kill him, well, i don’t know , let’s figure out who killed him then? yeah, excuse me, it’s your business to find who solved it, i definitely have nothing to do with it, ours, that means we’ll find it, you have nothing on me at all, why am i sitting here at all, seriously, yes, but there’s a whole range of cars stolen goods, oh, guys, well, the whole business is based on
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ilf is registered, so ask him, of course, he fooled everyone, well done, well, the prints are there, on what we find in the trunk, everything is on yours, that you just sit here for now, petrov should be released, he says, what a mess, the shady scumbag. so what? is the business registered to ilf? what are your complaints against petrov? lyoshenka, well, let’s at least have 24, we’ll give him his nest, he’ll make spare parts for nada separation, well, yes, well, but no, go and re-educate the dog, and i’ll prepare the documents to release petrov, let’s go. i’m telling you again, i don’t know, there’s no garbage on me, i’m telling you, i don’t know
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who elfa came, but we both know who did it, yes, yes, bro, and this issue is better resolved as soon as possible, otherwise he’ll come to us , uh-huh, we can’t live like that, no damn thing, we’ve already realized that i have a drunken corpse here, a drunken corpse, dead in bed? the killer’s handwriting is the same, there are no documents, well, i knew it, everything is clear, i immediately guessed, i decided to note that the investigation had begun, igor, what an idiot,
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look, there’s only one salad here, like it’s worth half my counter, i’ll use salad to cool the air later, i don’t know what you’ll use to cool the air with later, but if i had decency , i could at least look at the crime scene , but i shouldn’t look at it here, even a moron can understand everything here, ordinary gang warfare. you know, in your opinion, i should recognize every gangster mug in the city by sight, in principle, yes, but this is so special, i just recently drove into it, i was still indignant that he damaged your car, be careful, igor, i’m definitely a bastard, i’m his i found out, for sure, this brute beat me a car, well, i immediately told him then, i don’t live like that for long, that is, you have a motive, of course, it’s a formality, let’s go, what does it have to do with it? am i a moron or something? well, yes, lesh, igor, he almost confessed, you’ll say something , that’s good, they didn’t take the money, besides, it’s a
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sharpening, look at your sharpening, you’re really already, the alleged motive, revenge, but what kind of revenge, damn it , the first one had exactly the same icon, it turns out we have a series, wow, oh you! this is the street, come here, come here, yes, trust me, trust me, i’ll pick it up myself, well, come here, bastard, give me back the kebab, oh, that's it, you're a bastard, such a kebab, ruined it, he slobbered all over it , well, how can you eat this after you, my mouth is watering, so who will pay for the kebab, who ate it, here it is, here it is he, i, i didn’t eat, i didn’t, let’s go, let’s go, then we can talk, hello, len, you have petrov’s dossier on your table there, can you
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understand? oh, you know that dogs usually bury, i know, crap, yes, that means, with what, that you're stupid with crap, even though you yourself are like that, what do you eat? health, yes, do you hear, go, you're full, lesha, save with pleasure, thank you, localized, ugh, what a stench in the commidor, the sewer broke, no, gnezdilov was rotten, you know, when elf and petrov died, il in
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'37 , petrov in '42, wrong, in an accident 3 years ago, in the laboratory they checked their passports, both are fake, although they are of very high quality, i’ll work in the corridor, i can’t, come on, come on, come on, the smell is even stronger there. who is the best at making fake passports? yes, who doesn’t know this, lyosh, rabinovich, well, i’m not proud of it, well, i won’t deny it, it’s just the moyarov. i love honest people, well, take a pen, a piece of paper, send a message, spaviny, i think, a couple of years with bone for sure, i ask you, just don’t scare me, you weren’t in my thoughts, young man, i’m in this
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life i'm not afraid of anything anymore, but your dog it would be nice to go on a diet, but... meat won’t force him to eat anything, even deception , it’s not good to deceive, and you’re telling me a person who has been falsifying documents all his life, i’m a person of the old school and i never ask unnecessary questions, apparently that’s why i’ve lived for so long, apparently, maybe you’ll still remember how real they are, no, well, i really don’t know their names. authoritative people asked for passports, but they too are no longer alive, after all, no, well, rubinovich is ready to cooperate with the investigation,
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that’s something, but how were they killed? knife in the heart most likely for the point, but the goal is not robbery, it is revenge. or a message to someone, look, look at what tasty treat i bought for you, what did he say to her, and what’s starting again, back and forth, we communicated normally, that it’s starting again, and varyuga, come here, i’ll make you a home again, i’ll arrange it again , yes, dalin, who are you fighting with? who else can i quarrel with, with the dog, of course, so what, the dog that steals sausages is now pretending that he doesn’t understand me, but
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what about you, your ilf and petrov’s fingerprints suddenly turned up in the database, what all? it’s hard to climb the stairs, you’re not pregnant, honestly, how do you know, hear, and let me be your dog, if you also feed me, i’ll be happy. i’ll stay, i can bark, come on, no, well, somehow more confident after all, well, well, a couple of times , at least, like that, once again, come on, add more power, no, sorry, igor, the tonality is not the same , a little , wait, come on, get excited, i wouldn’t want to disrupt your intellectual conversation, well , what are you disrupting, i forgot to ask you, animal, the real name of these ilf and
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petrova, yeah, one has the last name, the second, one has the last name gazarov, and the second noskov, so there were three of them, or what? yes, there was a third one, named pimp, real name ashot, last name ignatiev, i know this dude, aunt zhora introduced me to him, listen, but i’ll think about your transfer to dogs? you’re growing up, well, we quickly figured out something, he’s now the owner of the strip club empire, who’s ashotik, and shotikik empire, so why are we sitting, let’s fly, mazimov, i’ll go with you, well, you understand, yes, well, for the purposes of contraception, contraception , just igor, no need for gasoline pour past the tank, then you can safely eat on your own, i just.
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save money, you save every day, you asshole, look, for me you’re on the nest, he’s trying harder , the nest is healthy, i like it, everything is hissing, you want it private, do you hear, of course i want it, what do you dare, what’s possible, of course
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, you have such a pleasant perfume with notes of gasoline, yes, i’m such a perfumer, i’m more than a solarium girl, i won’t bother you, from here, it will cost a friendly discount, of course, you’ve gone crazy, or something, wait, girl, yes i for such bobos i’ll lie on this pole myself, but wait for the girl. so nest, i don’t understand, are you going to take private or not , i’ll take whoever you want private, milena, angelica, nest, fuck off, it’s unlikely they’ll tell me anything, here’s with you, and chtononorovich ignatiev, i talked
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privately, let's go, and i... well, let's go to the department, you'll arrange a private there, i think there will be a lot of people willing, let's go, it's better for you to come to us, no more discounts, but screw you, you're already sitting in prison, so girls, a scoundrel, huh well, let's quickly remove the evidence, interrogate with addiction, come here, where did you go, what do you want from me? you recognize these two, i see you for the first time, like this, i don’t know anything, i have an honest business, so to speak, i’m on the path to correction, well, tell me then, honest pimp, who is taking revenge on you like this for what? i have no idea, i got out of prison, there are more of these two, i haven’t seen any crime, seriously, we have a decent
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the nest, everything was drained from the tank, everything was frequent. idiot, why does he need diesel fuel? i don’t know what to wash, what to drink, how to get worms in his neck, what he has in his head, i don’t know. where is the body? what? gnezdilovskaya? no, this. horse crawls, dead, well, that’s the point, he’s not dead, he survived, he was stabbed, he lost a lot of blood, look, it’s a rat again, well, he’ll survive , he’ll testify, that’s if he survives, his blood type is rare, what, third negative that this is rare, i always have one, yours doesn’t suit people, hear? for the russian woman, i'm a bitch for russia, wait, you can donate blood, from which lesha, the rarer the blood,
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the more money, and this is for the question, well, they still pay a lot, look, look, well, the money is up front, after draining, right away after the drain, well, money go ahead, they’ll cut your wrist right in the car, idiot, i’m sure that the killer is not just a maniac, that’s right, rabinovich, what i said is that this is a message, well, all that’s left is to unravel this message, that’s it, what’s there to unravel, honest the word, on the icons, what is depicted, a rat, well, a rat, which means, well, ratting, it remains to find out who these three stole, who is taking revenge, brilliant, eat, eat, lose weight, otherwise soon i won’t be able to reach the ground with my paws , let's go ahead, do you think ashot will survive? why did they give him a blood transfusion? didn't do it, scary flies, not to
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the person told the table came, i just took a double dose, donated blood, why are you doing this, igor? i wanted to attack your people, double dose, double money, i’ll leave again and the third one will go to surrender for a massive defeat, and you thought, hi, lenka, they just called from the hospital, it’s the pimp who has come to his senses, so we can interrogate him, yes, oddly enough, this is thanks to the blood of gnezdilov, thank you, you are my hero, do you understand? in general, i think that it makes sense to award me with a personal condemnation officer, if you don’t
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want to tell me anything, i want it, if you promise me security, i’ll tell you everything about i've already taken care of the security, so don't be shy. when the three of us were sitting in the prison zone, we met an undertaker, that’s his nickname, he was in prison for murder, he knew that we would be leaving soon, he said that he was ready to tell where he hid the money, we could take it and start a business with this money, but the profit to share the profit with him 50/50, naturally we agreed. and what did they even share? at first yes, but then, when the business took off, the toad began to put pressure on him and give him
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so much. they began to squeeze a little, and then petrov offered not to pay at all, he he said that it was cheaper to order an undertaker, he would be killed right in prison, there was no risk, no one would think about us, and we agreed, and what happened, the undertaker not only survived the assassination attempt, he managed to find out from the killer who hired him and began to take revenge. that's it, now to our ram. the picker has killed everyone he wanted, so it’s unlikely he’ll come out anymore, we need your help. what do you have in mind? well , let's say that you survived, let's catch it with live bait?
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no, never, you're welcome. what, what is it, are you afraid? of course you don't know the undertaker, ok, in any case, you have security, let’s talk, who are you talking to, you can’t start the operation without me, after all, you decided to change your pay, huh? in the insole i'm in the trash so necessary, the doctor ordered me to drink red wine , it restores the blood stinking oh what did you eat, how much did you drink half a stan of a bucket without bait, we won't catch the undertaker.
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he will lie to the bottom, maybe even forever, let’s say that this petrov is a bastard, petrov for example is alive, who will be the bait, me of course, why not me, he will kill lena for you, but i don’t feel sorry for him, let’s go, it looks like it’s fine , looks like it, only petrov didn’t have a dog, maybe you... listen, how many dogs are running around the construction site that pays attention to everyone? well, just in case, go and hide, lyosha has a huge sandwich there, well done
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, they just called from the hospital there’s an attack: everyone is going to the hospital, we’re going to the hospital, the undertaker is there, well, something’s somehow strange, not? that’s it, that’s it, here i am, why am i left without protection? guess who you are? i thought you were petrov, and i was vasechkin, what’s going on? vasechkin? i'll have to kill you, not mine, kostava,
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oh, help has come to you, now i'm like let's go to first blood, only cooler, this
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place is a fool of victims of a genetic experiment. lives here, funny, both, hurray, na! it won’t start, lawmaker,
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that’s it now, you’re knocked out. well, where are you going, mashimona, my car was bugged. it’s a hard day today, three corpses, two fools, everything is blown away, lesh, at least give him a sausage
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as a reward, but isn’t broccoli a reward or what? no, broccoli is lena’s favorite dish, for me, don’t you know, okay, that’s it. we will have dumplings, but only today, look, where, applause, hemorrhoids, where, i’m here for you shed buckets of blood, so we decided to chip in and finally buy you an air conditioner. dear, everything is as i wanted, that is, i have a masterdess, there is, of course, here, and there is a guard, there is, oh, and where is
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can’t you hear me? this is some fun, what's wrong? try, come on, come on, do it, do it, there are no pens, there is no spoon, fuck it, trouble doesn’t come alone, get out of here, yes , lesh, yes go, everyone played, no, i’m not for you , lesh, you’re the dog, this is a joke, or something like that,
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museum at night, yeah, well, i understand, okay, come on, we’ll be there now, heaven knows, that’s it , come on, bye, what are you doing, uncle, that’s it, with your spoon, we ate, we played, the day was a success. he's gone, he's gone, calm down, who 's missing, who is he? yaroslav's scepter, i missed it, they tied me up, what could i do one against two, which means there were two criminals after all, yes, you are their they remembered, well, you can describe their faces, they were wearing masks, so what’s there to describe, but i...
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everything here is as usual, we’ll play with the washcloth, yes, what can you allow yourself, what is it, well, get out of the museum , hooligan, have you gone crazy, or something, i’m an asshole at performing, not only am i a hooligan, i’m also uncultured , illiterate, lyosha, tell him, i’m telling you, igorenya, this is a museum, you can’t walk around in dirty shoes here, lick . yelling, it’s not for me, i’m wearing a hat, by the way, in a museum you can’t take pictures with a flash either, but i understand, but we’re not done with you yet, you better be careful here, you hear, but the dogs have come close, it’s in vain, go home, the prostitutes will sort it out without you, well, igor, are we really such two amateurs, can we? prevent professionals
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like you, right? when else would you visit a hysterical museum? in a hysterical state, probably, probably never would have, no, woodenness, i’m saying, well, i’m saying woodiness, you don’t even know that in the museum you can’t help but jump, no, walk around with dirty feet, don’t yell, sorry igor, we really irritates me, everything you are you’re jumping here, it’s still a museum, but i’ve already said it 100 times, varvar is already crazy , igor in general, but tell me, please, how many cameras are there in total in the hall, but three, two here, and one in the main hall, but it’s broken , yeah, it’s clear, yes, of course, it’s a moron, it’s clear, it means that the criminals knew where all the cameras were, igor , don’t scare me with such sensible thoughts, do you hear, go to hell, i always have sound thoughts, that’s it, it’s all better, that this is such rubbish, where can you get it? this is not rubbish, this is the bone
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of an arnitacheirus chick, but give it back immediately, yes please, what heirus did you bring her, well, here’s a scratch, an animal , what will you take, well, yes, she was playing, excuse us , go outside to play, this is not a playroom for you , everyone go outside, quiet, quiet, quiet, don’t break it bone. we don’t have any clues, so, the criminals knew about the surveillance cameras, the caretaker only remembered the masks, nothing else, well, it turns out that they prepared all this in advance, it turns out that i didn’t see something, but what was stolen in general, like yaroslav's skipper, and dear wand,
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at the same time, i’m going to the garage, you’re going to the apartment, yes, come on, what do you need, then i’ll go to the garage too , i want to make sure that you ’re doing everything according to your orders, the bastard has grown up already, don’t piss, she’s grown up, oh, she’s even disappeared already, bitch, you, you, new shoes made from crocodile faces, do you know how much they cost? oh, morons and nests, my words, get the hell out of here, go to hell , he said, asshole, you’re the main thing, max, do everything according to the law, if the garage is closed, don’t break in, call, we’ll write out a warrant. i’m telling you that you, well, while you’re there in the border you’ll get it when i’m back from vacation,
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to roll the goat’s gasoline, goat, take away the uselessness, and why is he unconscious, lost, as gnezdilov says? no way, comrade major, i began to read him his rights, according to the law, and from the man i said, call the guys, the guys, who do you honor whom and killed as gnezdilov says , probably using unfamiliar methods and oh, long ago it’s time to meet, igor, a long time ago, with whom, with the bears, here is a witness, he agrees with me, i don’t believe him, wait, where is scepter, he wasn’t there, there was a second robber, he left with him, thanks to someone
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, but yes, he let go, and the criminal and the rare turpentine, rare, but not wet , if there had been a professional like me there, i would n’t have let anyone go, no one has ever run away from gnezelov, but everyone left on foot, me and there this timofeev woke up, i’ll go to the vrosha, wait, yes, yes, wait, wait, i know how do you interrogate, and then all the newspapers scream about torture in the police, no, let me do the interrogation myself, i’ll do everything according to the rules, i’ll introduce you to him, let him go and interrogate, well, you remember? what to say loudly, it’s clear, go, go, that’s it, i’m going to the interrogation room, go ahead, you assholes,
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stand up! put a chair, sit down, stand up, what are you doing, demon? i’ll give you a quick answer now, demon, where is yaroslav’s turpentine, yaroslav’s scepter , yaroslav’s scepter, are you a moron, making puns with me , you’ve changed your mind, where is your sweatshirt, i know my rights, you’re low. got it, do you understand to shave, first you teach, and then ask a question garbage, who, who is garbage, what kind of garbage am i to you, i am the chairman of the law, captain nest, i’ll do this to you now, so what are you going to do to my client, captain gnezdelov, and who are you, grandchildren andrei stepanovich, lawyer of citizen timofeev, yeah, whose grandchildren, what lawyer, do you have an order? i mean,
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i mean, show me the documents, i’ll show you now , it’s over, it couldn’t have happened any faster, just close it, let’s go, we’ll take your father away from you, baby. rest, i don’t understand what the hell you want from coffee table, it hasn’t worked for 5 years, seriously, yes, what are you doing?
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such happiness, no way, maksimov, you are again using your barbaric methods of work, you broke into timofeev, without a warrant, i didn’t break into anyone, look, what are you doing, i met him on the street, completely by accident, yes of course, you also say that he voluntarily surrendered without coercion and wanted to confess everything himself , so you saw everything, you were there, it turns out, well, why are you joking all the time, stop joking, don’t you understand that they really can suspend, leshenko, have you already suspended? well, stop throwing them around, hon, okay, i’ll be more careful, i promise, what are you, a nest , a program failure, or something, nothing, i demand, and come on, i demand that a law be passed that limits the will of lawyers, as well as the weight and size of their diplomats , nest. that i’m fine, where is
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timofeev, who? timofeev, how, what, timofeev, ah, timofeev, i don’t know, a lawyer came, they went somewhere, bitch, you let the criminal, the suspect, go, what’s the difference, exactly, what’s the difference, that’s all, that’s all... to blame, so what, he's hoops bad shut up, shut up, nestilov, where are we going to look for him now, exactly, home, or to the garage, now he’s unlikely to go, fact, lyosha, i understand. how did the lawyer know which department timofey went to? just a second, igor, you? yes, kozlina, he left, that’s all, but there was no tail behind me, i checked, did
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you have the recorder with you? always with me, there was no need for a lawyer to keep an eye on you, beacon. that is , they left the recorder turned on as bait, it was a nest after all, what are you right about? what? well, you and i are morons, you lie, i have for there is more news for you, which will interrupt you here, we managed to recover the data from the dvr memory card. wait, is this familiar? i think i know where to look for him, well, lesh, you see, maksimov is a great guy, yes, well, i’ll just clarify.
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