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which they should have, i have been teaching students for 40 years, i always say: you must work for people, you must dress them, you must create a beautiful life for them, so that it is for the soul, so they must know a lot of things, so we are trying to create these same competitions, this is not an easy matter, but it is definitely necessary. this is my university project from omsk, hardened by siberian frosts. if you still don’t know where to go to study, watch our broadcasts on ntv on the country’s digital platforms. and i, a native amish, i advise you to take a closer look at omsk state technical university. here you will be taught how to create space satellites, design engines , and at the same time have a good understanding of fashion and art. make the right choice remember the future. for now, let me remind you that now
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stop, i said. but i forgot that i don’t have a stopper at all, although i don’t remember the last time i drank wine either, but... no, i don’t
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drink vodka either, recently, but how can we celebrate our acquaintance then? , i think it’s great, you drink wine, and look, it’s almost like vodka, well it’s so unfair, i’ll be drunk, and you’ll be sober, fuck off, he just wants to make friends, i also love animals, i have a cat myself. but i believe that you shouldn’t let animals look at you, well, it’s not really an animal, it ’s a friend, a partner, a relative, i also love my mouse, but i just don’t let her do whatever she wants, as you said, that’s what i call the cat , cat and mouse, well, cool, funny, fu-fu, fu, dangerous moment, oops, do
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you have so many books? yes, my father was a doctor of sciences, a book is a necessary thing, yes, stupid, here’s the wine. let's go, let's go, let's go, come on, come on, you i wanted sausages, animals should know their place, yes, for getting to know each other, just a second. are you going to answer? well, what if we have something important to save the world? phones should also know their place. this is right. well, i'll quickly. yes, i hear what? got it, got it. okay, go ahead.
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come on, come on, bye. let's reschedule, well, we just need to get to work with them, very urgently. what's happened? rain of money, the driver of this car hit a man with a large bag, did you
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rob a bank? no, the banknotes are fake, although they are very similar to the real thing, but they are very similar, they smell completely different, whose are they? it’s unclear, he’s unconscious. where did it come from anyway? eyewitnesses say, pulled out of the ah, that you don’t understand? does it hurt? yes, i'm coming, get your dog out of here. he’s getting underfoot here, wow, who is it, everything is clear as day, this one who unconsciously shot his friends stole money, and then he was running after him down the street with a pistol, and i found the ruby, so turn on,
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7.62 akm, not sour! yes, several people were visible, there’s another 9 mm, control, well, that doesn’t mean anything, he could first shoot the horn with a machine gun, and then get the tt, and then makarov , i still have 9 mm, what don’t you understand, well, suddenly, suddenly he had three arms, but he didn’t, but go, both of you, oops, the key from the room , such as to know, like hotels, are you going to go through all 209 rooms of all the hotels in our city, i didn’t think you ’d do it,
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i won’t do it, you came up with it, you do it, i’ll wait until this one wakes up, i’ll interrogate him , i see, okay, that’s it, our mission is over, stay happy.
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gnezdelov, you've been rummaging through the trash, maybe you'll find something valuable, should i? max, listen, don’t pay attention to the nest, give me the key, i’ll look for it myself, a good one. in pharmacies, i
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chengiz, serious man, if he said 20 million, it should be 20, and where can we get it? let’s also draw, mikhailovsky, after you killed his people, you think he will work with you, where will he go, by the way, where is he now in the hospital, but there are probably already cops, cops, cops there. i’m also a cop, can i show you my id,
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how big is it? okay, max, take me in my arms, please, as you say, on the stairs. you too, welcome home, be careful and land, we haven’t done this for a long time, yes, i really have this in your
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hand. what is he doing here? sleeping, usually there, why here, well, something like that. what about you don’t pay attention, well, take him away, no, well, i can’t do that, i don’t do group sex, kick him out, which you can’t do for a woman, one minute, come here, one minute.
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so, today you sleep in the corridor, i understand, okay, not in the corridor, anywhere, just not in the bedroom, if you were human, i ’ll buy you something tasty, we agreed, there ’s no need to push for pity, don’t push for pity, i must have at least some kind of personal life, but well done, man, i have a beer, a deal, i won’t be long, jean, jean,
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jean. oh, good morning, well, you finally woke up, i'm already tired of waiting. make me some coffee, please, why were you waiting for me, so that i wake up, so that i can go make you some coffee, well, almost coffee. this is so romantic, i still have a headache, here’s aspirin, i have it, and coffee, excuse me, well then juice, fresh or sbakket
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will do for you, fresh, it was ironic, i don’t have juice either, tea will do, well, tea, so tea , yes, i’m listening, what, yes, well, yes, uh-huh , that’s it, we will, yes, yes, yes, come on, come on, wait, so, tea on the table, aspirin in the medicine cabinet, and we’re off to work, wait, max, if you leave now, you will ruin my whole day, zhanochka. such a way to ruin people's days, i'm now getting ready to go to the hotel to ruin something not only the day, but my whole life, when i go first, oh you bastard, rain, max, look what
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he did, i'm this coat by the way in london i bought it, you won’t find those like this here during the day, well... i’m just offended by you, now i’m offended, i’m leaving, that’s what kind of brute you are, well, you’re a dog, she’s a girl, you should be smarter , what are you looking at, let's go to work, vascular disorders, blood clots, valicosis, the cause of these health problems, helps to improve microcirculation, reducing the risk of blood clots, relieving inflammation and strengthening the walls
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he was just here, he went out the window, the bastard, free, well, why special forces? exactly the
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same fake. this is also not aspirin, phew , i’m not late, how are you here, everything was fine until you came, why are you standing there, he went out the window, run, run, run, okay, since we’ve already arrived, oops. come out, dear man , stay away, the police, you are under arrest, why didn’t you say that you are from the police, my last name is ilnitsky, and i work for the police, stop and don’t move, my god, don’t shoot yourself, that means
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are you saying? that a certain captain gribov from the police offered you a job as an informant, but gribov and i are now working on such a case so that you would never even dream of it, but you don’t really look like a police officer, you’re not saying who you look like, what kind of rudeness , i generally work as a pimp, in the sense that i bring people together if there is something for someone. i need to sell, i find someone who needs to buy, and this is something that needs to be sold, usually stolen, i don’t check their invoices, she has a case to settle and get her interest, so, very serious people came to me , what have you heard about, yes, of course, the first one said, i’m telling you, very serious...
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chengiz wanted to buy fake dollars and how much 20 million. mikhailovsky had already agreed to... well, you’re not a sucker, you’re just in case i took a picture of a mushroom , well, that’s it, we have mushrooms in our pocket, that he kept poking at me , he couldn’t wink, i don’t wink at men, but
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yulinsky couldn’t be let go, this is our thread, with a mushroom, well, you put surveillance on him, he’ll kill you will lead to the killer, that's it, come on, where, a date, such, nezdilov, but i don’t have a wallet, in principle i don’t, that i noticed, yes, but you don’t, not a damn thing, you bastard, why are you laughing, horses? hi, i need help, what can you say, your blonde is dyed,
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there is dog hair on your scarves, your sleeve is torn, your coat was torn by a dog, well, i can see it myself, so what do you want to know, where? where can i buy this, everywhere, well, what are you telling me, they told me that this is from london, that you won’t find these here, this is from london, look, the paper labels, you see, i see, the inscriptions are fuzzy, you see, the lines are fuzzy uneven, turkish consumer goods, in any market you will buy it, but you can go to the boutique. it will be twice as expensive in a beautiful package , that’s right, stop, and you’re consulting with me about where to buy a gift for your new lady, well
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, yes, but i don’t have time to buy gifts for your fat friend, no, you heard me why she’s fat , but i don’t see the size, but you can’t see it? his size is exactly the same as yours, yes of course, have you taken off, maksimov, don’t worry, why are you fuming, well , he tried it on, why, why did he try it on, gronov just gave me a dressing down, oh yes, genzdilov snitched that i let yenisky go , at your request, and he said that if you continue to deal with this matter, he will fire me, that’s the case, well, well, tell him that i will not deal with this matter, “yes you this, you, don’t start, firstly, ilnitsky is being watched, and secondly, we still have a wounded faker in the hospital, i’m going there now, you’re coming with me, where i
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have nothing else to do.” " latest reports from the northern military district zone. tor anti-aircraft systems show themselves on the front line. 20 minutes to reload, like body kits serve armored groups in the artyomovsk direction. in the report by maxim berezin. from the european union with love about how european volunteers, despite pressure and even criminal charges. hamas was not in the gaza hospital that was bombed by the israeli military, an investigation by the western press.

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