our life is becoming more complicated, a new pace dictates the new century, but every person is looking for happiness without strength or heart, without sparing, where are you , happiness, well, where are you, wandering around the world, in a dispute with... fate, people are waiting meeting you, people are waiting to meet you, well, kira, i like it, yes, very much, the new year, the boiling of passion, all customers need it urgently, however, we always have a boiling passion, you feel it for yourself, you wash yourself, by the way , love, in what sense, and that my appearance allows such questions, the question is narrow professional, the fact is that your department has been given a task: packaging for soap, this is our snow maiden and... now it

flashes around the corner and melts away without a trace again, but we, as before, are waiting for something and can’t find it , where are you happiness, but where are you wandering around the world, in a dispute with capricious fate, people are waiting to meet you, people are waiting to meet you, about packaging, the question is, do you love, love, this is also a narrowly professional question, no , not so narrow, not so, but still by profession, soap it’s called, love me, an order from the largest cosmetology corporation, any imperfections are excluded, a specialist of such a level as you must subtly feel all the nuances, but you did not answer any of my questions, nor about love. not about the mouse, well, in

a narrow professional sense, i haven’t tried it, but - i believe that everything will be okay, i mean, bite, thanks, huh? i want to eat all the time, even eat, especially god’s food, especially in the evening, well , eat, but then i won’t lose weight, then don’t eat, no, after all, they say the truth, everyone is thin and evil, seraphim palna, what a beauty, what a flower, of life, uh-huh, so he’s in chocolate,

i completely forgot, the day, maybe the new boss will give me a bonus, i’m finally reckoning with my debts, so what, you still owe for the exhibition of this what's her name, which is in the jar? rose, rose, rose in a jar, how romantic , hello, let me know why you don’t work during working hours, no, what, but you, excuse me, who, my name is kira, i’m your new boss, oh, girls, so skinny , american standard, from this day on, we begin

to live in a new way: first, let’s get acquainted informally, today after work friendly corporate gatherings, attendance is required , my professor smith from columbia university said this is the basics, the second is a system of penalty points for appearance, for smoking, for drinking alcohol, for sloppiness, for being late and finally, dress code . dress-what? this is the basis, the basis, the basis. pants are prohibited, only skirts and blouses. can you hear me? yes, yes, from tomorrow you can only come in a skirt. witty. what do you do at work? this is the joy of life. what? marshmallows in chocolate. ah, ah what is your name? shurik, alexander evgenievich,

alexander evgenievich, come to my office, along with marshmallows and... remove the hippopotamuses from the monitor, this is not a hippopotamus, this is a condition. this is the fragility of fine chocolate, this is the tenderness of marshmallows, this is a slightly noticeable

almond flavor. what is the name of your order? marshmallow - the joy of life in chocolate. so draw marshmallows here, not joy, draw the product, consumers. your impression, feelings are not interested, he buys marshmallows, by the way, have you tried them? no, they didn’t give it to us, moreover, remember, the product needs a marketing focus, no one needs impressions and feelings, no one, but love, and by the way, about love, the marshmallows should be completely remade, but not for you, you say, a bright, extraordinary person - i’ll give you the main one order, love me, what love me? you can only dream about this, like this, i can’t do this, soap, love me, an order from an international cosmetology corporation, next year’s brand, this is soap, of course, what are you thinking, do it, i promise you a bonus, your

six-month salary , yes, yes, anton, of course, anton, work is already underway. it’s done by shurik, shurik, that is, alexander, m , work, alexander, yes, yes, anton, well, kira, it’s beautiful here, i like it, yes, very much, but i’m afraid of heights, with me you’ll always be on top, you get used to it, you know, i was thinking about how to help you pass the probationary period and came up with, well, firstly, accurate execution of orders, organization of work, no, wait, busy, mutual understanding, exactly, let's start reporting, yes, yeah, that is, no, but i can’t do it today, i agreed with the team, corporate gatherings, then tomorrow , no, that is, yes, but that is, i’m completely

dizzy, the department is so overwhelmed, and at home it’s like a snare, a trap, a horror, a nightmare, let me in, please, i’m away from the elevators, i’m completely dizzy he’s spinning, they told you, he’s busy, listen , kira, an employee with a profile like yours , nothing should distract him from the team, from me, forgive me, excuse me, please, i’m so sick, you should have a housekeeper, yes, okay. i understood, we need to hire a housekeeper, and as soon as possible, kiva, i will take care of this, ok, spasirev, andrei vitalievich , well, hurry up, not at a funeral, okay , well done, happy new year, comrades,

soon, kira, more positive, kira, where do you go, i’m looking for you everywhere, love me , warm color in harmony with the shade, what's not to like? ok, i’ll think about it and change it by tomorrow morning, we’ll still be walking for a long time, oh, i love walking so much, then it’s so useful, little rose, i have a lot of work, you know, i have too, but they discussed my main thing, do you want , shall we go to this restaurant? no, i don't want what did you want? judge the problem of your debt, you know, i thought, well , what’s more important, some money, even big money or a family, children, and i dream of children, so i decided to restructure your debt, listen, i don’t understand your banking terms, yes, me too, but this is not

a banking term, but a universal one, we need to forgive each other, we need to love, we need to start a family, in this one, no, thank you, why? no money, little rose, i’m paying, thank you, you’ve already paid for the exhibition once, i still can’t pay you back, can you ask? me, how? love me so much, oh god, again, on ntv, the new year's finale of our wonderful show, grandiose, if you love so much, we've already got new year's surprises, one day you! you can’t live without me, the new year’s performance is over, it was

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searching for the ideal branded content, a man may find himself... very useful , well, it’s delicious, yeah, i’ll be sincere , we’ll sit faster, we’ll disperse faster, in this regard , pasta is good to eat, it says something inside, you’re only thinking about the harvest, that’s true, by the way, points for your sincerity you bet? only penalties, yes, witty, so, my first husband was once sincere with me, and we immediately broke up with him, and with my second husband, i was sincere, we also broke up, tell me, were you married, no,

that never , you are lonely, yes, what are you, how lonely can you be? we are talking in a team that puts women in front of itself , there are no women in the team, and there are no men either, there really are no men, i completely agree with this, my third husband was gorbu, despite this, at corporate parties people only talk about men talk, but i don’t know what else, at corporate parties you are supposed to do everything that helps achieve the common goal of the team, but what is ours? common goal, who can answer this question for me? oh, what a common goal we girls have, and i would like to rewind my life, cats on film, 10 years ago, so that i can become a simple girl, pure, pure, like a spring garden, and a treasure of braids, a red tree with a stripe of silt , i’m ready

to kiss the sand along which... i came, wait, outrageous, informal atmosphere i revealed you, you amazed me how it is possible to create luxury brands with such taste as yours. well, ladies, the party was a success, i'm full, can i go home, here i am, you're singing great, girls, why am i late , the fun is already over, the bosses aren't late, especially since i'm so young, i'm so impressive, i'm so single and not married, but do you want us to sing for you again, no, no, window party. thank you all, goodbye, svetochka, goodbye, well,

the party was a success, yes, it fully reflected the individual characteristics of each employee, then to the restaurant, oh, i’m sorry, i’m so full, well then... secondly, how she puts her foot, suddenly she has flat feet, or maybe she’s clubbed,

then she won’t be out for a long time, oxygen will stop flowing into blood, and this will have a bad effect on the development of our future, what a delight, i have a bonus for you, forgive me, please, what do you need? say , let's go, let's go, so, kira, uh-huh , hello, good evening, good evening, rose, this is anton, and this is my new boss, you don't know how to introduce us, this is not matters, we prefer to walk, like the whole team, solves creative problems, and he also solves them, in the air all problems are solved faster, oxygen enters the blood,

all our organs begin to work better, absolutely correct attitude, i agree, completely, we will go, tomorrow i'm waiting for the sketch in the morning. “love me, yeah, please, yes, yeah, i beg you, don’t like this either, love me, of course, who else, how do i know, maybe it’s walking around evening moscow, or he’s going to see a practitioner ?". "are you trying to convey emotions, let’s say, but you forgot about herzberg’s two-factor theory , about masloo’s classification, what oil tells us,

well, i don’t know, out of five needs our soap meets four, list, well, to wash , physiological one, social two, need for respect three, finally self-expression success, soap, love me, no emotions, only targeted impact on demand, taking into account the aspect, amazing, but how do you know all this? alexander, i studied at columbia university, i attended lectures, i took notes, and everything is written there in detail, and washed out too, washed out, three whole lectures by professor smith, let me read, please, no, why? why didn’t you stay with the team last night, i wanted to. establish contacts, understand motivation, do you care about the team? i don’t give a damn about the staff, i was busy, let me read the notes, please, you know that alexander,

i studied at kolami university, i paid for my studies myself and i worked part-time as a baby sitter, i never missed a lecture, i never copied from anyone, that’s why i will never give my lectures to anyone. a babysitter is someone who cleans up after the dogs in the dog house, for sure. tomorrow morning i’m waiting for a sketch, here’s another one, and i’m also informing you that i’m not in full compliance with my duties. fine.

if they don’t give me a bonus, i won’t pay off my debts, and rosa will eat me, you understand, she knows everything, she studied at columbia university, she wrote notes, she lives by them, i don’t understand. how will i do what she needs, if i don’t know what she needs, explain to me, ol, well, you need to see her in a friendly informal atmosphere, establish sincere emotional contact with her, study her wardrobe, find out what color her slippers are, napkins, what books she reads, women are in the little things, you need to visit her house, but for this you need to at least make friends with her, it’s like freedom making friends with a statue, and there’s no other way out you are absent?

olya, why are you eating here, we smoke here, let him think that i smoke, she gives fewer penalty points for smoking, in general, when i eat, i think better, now we’ll finish and come up with something.

we hope you will take care of it, yes, you will find worthy use for it in your difficult life, but it seemed to me that according to the eastern calendar we had the year of some other animal, a dog, a monkey, a sheep, a pig, it doesn’t matter, a crocodile came and ate everyone, yum, the hint is clear, thank you very much, thank you. after all, our team has fantastic taste, right? oh yeah, just what are you going to do with it? you can’t leave it here, we have clients, i’ll get tired after work, when everyone has left, i’ll take it somewhere far away, just don’t stay too long,

a surprise awaits you at home! no-no-no, not like that, venech, yes, yes, it’s too late. go home, no no, i’ll still work, such an interesting order, love me, i’m just burning, but isn’t your family waiting for you? i'm lonely, i have nothing but work.

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