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tv   Dinozavr  NTV  December 31, 2023 7:00am-8:01am MSK

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in a few seconds, because our time on air is running out, it was central television, well, we’ll see you in the new year 2024 year, right now, lesh, well, cool, you’re already standing, let ’s imagine as a presenter, it’s starting right now, lesh, watch the fourth camera, now the grand finale of the fourth season of the music show superstar is starting, super superstar let’s go, happy new year, happy new year, thank you, thank you family.
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yes, you have no doubt, comrade lieutenant colonel, this is like two fingers to him, a great specialist , one might say, unique, they don’t make people like him anymore, golden hands, i heard at one time thieves in law recognized him as the best bear cub of the union, i don’t understand something , you your grandmother said , he’s been in prison since 1981, well, yes, at first he was imprisoned near irkutsk, then... he was transferred to us, well, under what article was he first sentenced to 10 years for theft on an especially large scale, and then every time it’s the same thing, 203, part two, attack by employees of the colony administration, is he abnormal or something, he’ll be more normal than you and me, well , what’s the matter, is he being extended, i mean, is it his comrade’s fault? well, let it be 10 years for theft, and
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then every time 203, there is a maximum of 43 years, it turns out that his sentence has already been extended eight times, each time he was attacked by employees, but what the hell is going on there?
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on the new keto it’s definitely here, great timofeevich, well, like today, we’re taking it well, it ’s normal, but what are you catching on, comrade may, listen, timofeevich, we’re here with the running lieutenant colonel, the deputy head of the department, by the way, so, well, that’s not which gate no longer fits, condemned grandmother, how do you greet your superiors, well, wait, no, no, no, no, sit, sit, sit, sit, come on , comrade lieutenant colonel, burst out, i i’m with him myself, i’m sorry that you allow him , this is, this is, this is some kind of shame, he’s now going to send us near the fence to read the inscriptions, and then what, what does it mean he’ll send it, and i’m telling him that you’re telling him , well, well, he’s right in the shozo, so it’s like two fingers, what were you doing, time, time, comrade subpalkovnik, this, listen, here ’s the thing, your help is really needed, i need to go to the city, but why not help,
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“i can, but i won’t go with this, what are you doing, sementaevich, i’ll kill you”?
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stop where you are going, calmly! "it's me, well, well, do something, damn it, well, i i’m saying that it won’t work , you have to cut it with an angle grinder, i’m at your fault with an angle grinder , it’s the colonel’s fault, you’ll have to be patient a little longer, we’ll come up with something now, we need to cut it with an autogen, what kind of autogen?” “ fuck you with an autogen, he’ll suffocate there , destroy it, destroy it, girls, we can pass, we’ve arrived, it’s great, well , they brought it, they brought it, they brought it, there, wait, touch colonel, they brought specialists, decide to act, it doesn’t matter to me, come on, come on, come on, timofeevich, come on, go forward,
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but no one knows what’s going where, or what? and this and there is your specialist, but if we knew the code , why the hell am i sitting here, the safe was delivered only yesterday, the code was written down by a fellow boss on a piece of paper, and the piece of paper is in his pocket, so you tell us the code, that colonel, and we already here yourself, but how can i tell you the code, you can’t see a damn thing, and you ’re shining your phone with your phone, comrade boss, what kind of boring horse phone is your phone? the old boss gave it to me, so i could take a picture of it, how it fits in the safe, logically, quietly, quietly, quietly,
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quietly, black, hold it! got stronger, come on, comrade colonel, comrade colonel
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, well, let me, let me give you, but there are no words,
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thank you, be careful, he is inadequate, go away, fool, don’t ruin the holiday, if it weren’t for him, i would still be here in that box... ask for whatever you want, conditionally early, even today, the day of the harvest has thrown you in for the first time, we’ll dress you up to the highest standard, i’ll personally take you to the airport, in my personal one. when you return home as a prince, i don’t have a home.
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grigory vasilyevich, happy to hear your voice? yes, can you imagine, i can’t wait for 3 days i can call you, yes, your phone is not answering, no one is at work, i’m calling home, no one is picking up the phone either, yes, i’m already scared, did something happen to you? you’re sick, ah-ah-ah, how can it be, so serious, strict bed rest, it’s a pity, but i wanted to discuss our affairs with you, well, well, since you can’t even raise your head, then of course, get well, thank you, you’ll try , beauty, 28 messages, grigory vasilyevich,
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how can it be, i’m sorry that you’re mumbling there, that you’re sitting there like a moth, what are you even doing here, but actually, this is my office, this is my office, this is my chair, this is mine, and this is mine. and this is mine, everything here is mine, and this is all mine too, we can move on to signing the agreement, where is the agreement? but we only have it in electronic form, it’s printed out, the printer ran out of ink, that’s what i thought, but i just have one copy, okay, here.
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something is wrong, so you sign here, what's the difference?
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once again you will find out that you count the old people, i understand, i don’t hear, well, i understand, they came, i don’t understand, actually, it’s not according to the concepts, timothy, it’s not for you to teach me the concept, there are seeds. thank you, semyon timofeevich, hold it, no matter
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what, i told you, hold it! as usual, semyon timofeevich, what will you take? otherwise you don’t know. we’ll tell you everything about the elections in russia in detail, it’s not difficult to understand them, it’s important, it’s honestly convenient, how to vote if you’re sick, your grandmother is busy in the morning, she’s looking for something on her phone, here ’s the number of the election commission, i’ll vote at home,
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adult citizens of the country are given all opportunities, even those who are motionless are offered a solution. call the elections home, take the portable box, the commission comes to them, the procedure is carried out, they are formalized in advance with voting on the road, which means that the elections are equal, citizens of my country, they can choose freely in the country, it is important, honestly convenient, new year’s mask, today at 20:24 on ntv. let's create a holiday together, receive scratch cards with a sticker. gifts for every 600 rubles in a check, register checks on the website, play in the pyaterochka mobile application and win prizes, pyaterochka helps out, take potatoes and eggs, mm, great, enough peas and carrots, mm, salad, m, great, m, salad ,
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he got me, come on, fill out the documents, we'll file a report, you, they're taking him away , to hell with it, major, but what about the generator, no one can cope without it, and the drive on the gate has become junk, i just wanted to report to you, even the major, well so you’re preparing documents for your grandmother’s.
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comrade major, that is, the major is coming.
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allow me, come in, come in, semyon, what is there, i wish you, citizen, boss, it’s such a thing that we will be extended again, so sternly, citizen, boss, it’s good that he came, well...
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tv, internet, motherfucker, at least here you are you know what the internet is, well, i agree, no , we’ll extend it, citizen, boss, wow, okay, to hell with you, at least die here , die, the flag is in your hands, i ’ll open a case against you right now, tomorrow in the afternoon and new term, hello, it's like, like this. we will assume that everything has already happened, he is a warrant officer-witness , that’s right, it happened, it’s not possible, it won’t do, citizens...
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like last time, let’s be more careful, no, it’s not possible, no offense intended, comrade major, comrade major, you are alive, come in, grandma,
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settle down. the disk is rare, it arrived straight from london, the controller is what you asked for, i’ll fit it next week, yeah, how much is it from me.
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higher, the hand is not wider, by the hand back, with a disc , be careful, please, be silent, mardo, down, down, muzzle, forward, forward, condemned, grandmother, dinner, what's up, major, major, yes, the hell with him? knows, he got sick , they took him to the hospital in the city, what are you talking about, that’s the topic, that’s what it’s all about, grandma’s, here’s another matter, the major asked me to tell you, just before the ambulance took him away, they brought him from the department , this is where they are renovating, they throw away all sorts of junk, but they found this in the closet, well, they wanted to throw it away too, but the boss personally, personally ordered you to give it to you, but what
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should i do? and to whom should i? apparently , you see, she came to your old address in the irkutsk colony, well, they sent it to us from irkutsk, then we got into a mess here, they dumped it in this archive, unclaimed, well, that’s it, hello, syoma, i doubted for a long time whether i should write to you at all , but then i decided you should know. “you should know, you probably think i’m to blame for what happened to me then home, that because of me you ended up where you ended up, i swear that i have always been faithful and devoted to you, never, neither in thoughts, nor in actions, never, so, so that you know, you and i have a son, your son, tema, 3 kg 630 g'. he is still very tiny, such
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a funny little man, but he is already very similar to you. i named him slavik in honor of my dad, i hope you don’t mind. of course, i had to register it under my last name, but the zaksa told me that if my father didn’t mind, this could be corrected later. i'm sending it to you photos. please write to me what you think about this, still loving you, nadya. topic, why don’t you write to me, i’m worried, i ’ve already sent you seven letters, at least i have news from you, you didn’t believe me, do you think that i betrayed you, or maybe my letters don’t reach you, if they do, then i i beg you, respond, if you don’t want me to write to you, just let me know, i won’t bother you, we’ll manage without you, duty officer, duty officer, are you freaking out
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, have you gone wild or something, what time is it? you know, let it out me, you hit your head, where am i going to let you out, you yourself wanted to sit? tell the major, i’ve changed my mind, i need freedom , tell me, tell me, i don’t know how to communicate with spirits, what are you talking about, what kind of spirits, but with these, an hour ago they called from the hospital and said your major died , how he died, just like that, he just died, apparently you put a lot of pressure on him this time, so... not soon.
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from the car, move away from the car, you can be proud of our son, slavik graduated from school with straight a’s, now he’s going to go to university, to the faculty of mathematics , hurray, our slavik is now an excellent student, oh, there’s really something wrong with svetochka, but let’s hope that things will get better again. i pray every day, as best i can, for
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them, for you, hello, you, who? no, i mean, what are you praising , yes, my mother is at home, my mother died 3 years ago, she died as she died, she died, and who will you be, me?
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do you confirm that you threatened the witness? will you allow it? yes please, as far as i'm concerned do you know that this witness of yours is himself suspected of embezzlement, and on an especially large scale? i don’t know for what purpose he needed to slander my client, but wanting to put an end to these unfounded accusations once and for all, my client does not object and even insists on...
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give me water, now, with gas, without gas, it doesn’t matter to me , son, go your own way, citizen, that means.
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are you leaving already? yes, i just need to give you a gift for a minute, i need to go to the station, wait, wait, what gift, who is the gift from, who are you? well, are you a mother? he told me about his father, a polar explorer, the station of the northern polis one, yes three, three land, franz joseph, and where are you from, i’m your dear, uncle, here you go! like an uncle, very simply brothers, wait, wait, hold on, i won’t let you go anywhere now, yes, no, i haven’t changed my mind.
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yes, i know who it is, i don’t care who he is, this time i will put him in jail, the corpse is hanging on him, so this time he will sit down for a long time , he will have time to think.
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i wish you, comrade lieutenant colonel semyonov, are you right, guys, so what if i call and give you the opportunity to get rid of the speech docks, khristoforov vyacheslav nikolaevich , zykin, what don’t you know, we saw each other yesterday, well, our acquaintance with you has nothing to do with the case, i’m here as an official, investigator for especially important cases zikin, here
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don't even think about it, you just didn't have enough there. i am informing you, citizen khristoforov, that you are suspected of possessing illegal drugs, do you have anything to say about this? and you’re out of your mind, well, i would have said it right away, i have an underground laboratory in my kitchen, how much will you charge? therefore, there will be no voluntary extradition, okay, we will look. so can you tell me about your neighbor, he’s a normal guy, we’re already there, you
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you know him, he’s from the expert, i probably insist categorically, i need to know what ’s going on here, citizen, you agreed to become a tamu, yes, agree. they accused you, don’t touch me, i completely calm you down , we don’t know anyone about anything yet, i’ve known slavik for a long time, his whole family, i’m seeing you for the first time in my life, young man, so i’m categorical that you’ll figure it out, it’s good what happened to you , i categorically insist that they explain to me what is happening here, listen, should i explain what is happening?
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there are witnesses, you can see, you can see, you can see, fix it, my god, my god, but
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i don’t know what it is yet. but it’s unlikely to be washing powder; there is a positive result. what does this mean positive? this means that your neighbor is being detained for further investigative actions, get ready, how is this delayed, you have no right, don’t, i ask, why are you here, and who are you?
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unfortunately, general, the illumination was confirmed, i wrote everything down in the protocol as it was, but in a particularly large form, but don’t worry, and in the evening i’ll be home, you see, in last time i said the same thing, i took toilet paper, i took it, i took it, well, why, why, on slavik, take socks, woolen ones forever, wool, i knitted it myself, well, why, why, why, don’t worry at all, i’m on the record i wrote everything down as it was, please forgive me, this number will not work for you. can i still change the lawyer? well, that's what a lawyer is for? am i a lawyer myself? can one person come? come on, move your legs, i'll come out, come out, come out! what should you do? what can you do? think, think, think, lawyer, lawyer for sure.
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grandfather, are you from the tundra or something, ticket first buy, well, what about a ticket, 50 rubles. why, have you gone completely wild, i ’ll buy your entire bus for this money.
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we'll get to the zoo, sit down, father, on the way, just show me the way, okay, let's go, where are you from? uzbekistan, right? i once saw an uzbek not far away during the hiller year in 1978, in a dressing gown and a vest, do you miss it in your own way? why are you bored? well, it’s important that i got the hang of it once or twice.
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half of it is here, and the other half, the other half is in st. petersburg, yay! now we will tell you the story of the most famous criminal, semyon babushkina. yes, a puzzle. investigators racked their brains trying to figure out how the criminals got past security. entered the trading floor and, without turning off the alarm, stole jewelry worth 300,000 rubles. they were preparing another even more
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daring and high-profile crime. now their goal was a two-hundred-carat south african colored diamond called “padeshah. ” the padeshah was kindly provided for a jewelry exhibition by sheikh hamad ben qasim. thanks to investigative experiments, we now know for certain. how it all happened then. this is a passion, an imitation of a precious stone, it was real, even at that time, its insured value was 10 million dollars. it's all about
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the suspended ceiling through which the air duct ran. it was thanks to him that the criminals were able to appear directly above the display case with the stone. but the investigation failed to prove babushkin’s involvement in the theft of padeshah, as in other crimes. diamond was convicted of another grand theft. timofeevich, oh, oh-oh, so he came to the big one, oh, the scoundrel had to go through the whole club. in 1998 year, babushkin suddenly died of tuberculosis in the settlement colony.
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hello, you are greeted by the information service of the ntv television company, this is a program today in the dmitry zavoisky studio. let's start with the sad news from belgorod: the number of victims of the unprecedented cruelty of a missile attack by ukrainian militants on civilians, according to the latest data, has increased to 22 people. according to governor vyacheslav glodkov, one of the wounded died in the hospital at night, and three children were among the dead. more than a hundred belgorod residents were injured, about thirty of them they are located.

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